I've recently kind of gotten my shit together, but my bingo

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still an improvement

any americuck will tell me how to play bingo?

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I might be a loser, but I'm a comfy loser

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I finally won at something

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As far as not getting arrested goes I'm genuinely surprised I haven't been, I tend to vandalise shit recreationally when I get drunk and constantly try to antagonise normies into punching me (I'm too much of a pussy about jail to actually assault them so I want to be able to claim anything I do is in 'self defense')

Also with regards to middle top row, I wouldn't say I'm that autistic, it's more that I've been told I appear mean spirited but that's more due to the fact that being bullied throughout primary school has left me with the entrenched instinct that any displays of kindness affection or just general good will from me will be treated as unwelcome and invasive so I tend to avoid them.

Also 'happy memories' are happy according to my personal definition but probably wouldn't pass muster under normie scrutiny.

>>34681915
Where the hell is a square for "no citizenship"

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le originalo

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>>34681915
Thanks for the morale booster /r9k/

My life ain't that bad, but it's definitely not how I want it

>>34681915
>he doesn't sleep 12 hours whenever he can
That's why you're all manlets lmao

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>>34681915
Ayyy what a meme

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>11/25
I cant even win this.

>>34681915
i really dont see how torrenting makes me more of looser?

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Being a virgin doesn't make you a loser.

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Its not fair, my niggas

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>>34681915
hey big money big money

no whammy

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Dubs decide how l kill myself.

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at least I'm not a total fucking loser

>>34682835
walk out onto your nearest freeway on-ramp

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>>34682873

You didnt put your age anon

>>34682835
Chain yourself to something heavy and drown in the nearest river

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>>34682835
Inject substance from a glowstick into ur veins, like pic related

>>34682955
THE DUBS HAD DECIDED.

>>34682887
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>>34682955
Thankyou for the (you)s see you in the next life

>>34683003
Post pics!!!!!!!!
Origigiginal

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>>34681915
I mean......Its not too bad

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> muted by 4chan
> not original
> me_irl

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expected much worse

guess i got something to work towards now

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>>34681915
I don't know shit about bingo but I feel like a total fucking loser anyway

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It could be a lot worse I suppose

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>>34682778
Only virgins can be robots, you have to leave.

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wtf. I was expecting much worse.... this can't be right

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Could be worse I guess but I ain't getting any younger

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No bingo for me. I'm legitimately surprised.

h-hey, I got Bingo. I've never gotten a bingo before. th-this is great... right?

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>>34683288
fuck, I forgot pic. damn it I can't do anything right.

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>>34681915
textlerr posts aren't allowed

eouuuuuu have beeen muted for 200000000 seconds for not being original enough

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>>34681915
i win twice

i hate winning at shit like this

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BINGO

Assuming drinking and taking oxy and xanax alone for "fun" counts equally to smoking weed alone

>>34683162
YOUR OWN POST SAYS THAT HOOKERS DON'T COUNT, YOU STUPID DICKHOLE.

>>34683650
Then mark that it was with a hooker.

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I made a card representing a girl I used to know/have a crush on. what do you guys think? was she wife material?

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All those crosses and I didn't even get one bingo. I am truly one of life's winners!

I'm not sure if I actually count as NEET. On paper I'm unemployed but I do freelance computer stuff. Repairs, web design, that kind of thing. Between that and the disability checks I get by. The weed is medicinal. Sort of a supplement to the pills I need for my pain.

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>>34683893
Maybe there should be a "retarded" box for people like me who forget our pictures.

>>34682835
old age ;)
enjoy your tormentingghg

>>34683922
I doubt old age will be my greatest concern in the future

>>34681915
>masturbate at least once a day
I understand everything else but how does this make me a total fucking loser?

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sadfgahaejtltyst

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>circling the ones that apply on me
>age
23

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YESS!! I won.
And I want to disappear.

>>34681915
I know a ton of normies who can check off at least 14 of those boxes altogether and probably 5-14 individually.

ex. I don't know many guys who don't have some kind of porn collection, masturbate or people who aren't in debt, have bad credit, alcoholics, ignore the real problems in their lives, smoke weed, torrent, fat unless they're a gym buff, sleep less than 6 hours a day, have no vehicle, smoke more than 3 packs a week, are virgins, got fired/quit at least once

don't beat yourselves up /r9k/

Is this for market research or a college paper?

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>>34681915
I torrent most my downloads except for games
I game on console, not on PC

I was diagnosed with anxiety disorder and depression, but not autism

I have a huge porn collection, but not a dildo

I'm 24 years old

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>>34681915
I am proud of my success,
Success at being a failure.

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Well it could be worse I suppose.

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I did this in a shitty phone app I found for just this. I ended up better than expected.

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>>34681915
I'm not doing that bad, right?......

...right??...

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>>34681915
ahahahaha hoyl fuck i want to die, please

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>non-virgins have more crosses than you
This bingo card is faulty.

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>>34681915
Bettar than I thought i guess.

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fuck yeah BINGO

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>>34681915
fugg :DDDD
orjinal cobend

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>>34681915
I don't own a dildo but I have two onaholes so I guess that should count.

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>>34687652
This. According to this game I'm not a complete and utter loser, but I'm a KV who can't even talk to girls like normal people.

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mine right here. feels bad man

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Just kill me please

Apparently that isn't an original comment here

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>>34689866
HOW HAVE PEOPLE LIKE YOU MANAGED TO GET LAID

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>>34689936

They never said the women were attractive, or women for that matter

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wish i owned a dildo desu

>>34689936

I wasn't always like this anon

>>34690098
how did you fall so far down?

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YOU FUCKING NORMALSHITS NEED TO GET OFF MY FUCKING BOARD REEEEEEEEEEEEEE

real talk man, who in the fuck has ten happy memories a year? I don't have ten in the last decade, do you guys live in the fucking matrix or something?

>>34690501
pretty much this. I don't really have too many happy memories, just sad memories and neutral memories.

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I guess this makes me Robochad now ehehe

>>34690316

A combination of drugs, frenemies and a terrible upbringing.

>>34690426
damn, what'd you get arrested for?

>>34682671
how the fuck do you have more than 10 happy memories, i don't have that in the last 5 years combined

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By this chart I'm looking quite well off.

>>34690501
I'm counting shit like playing a good video game. I think it counts because at least I still enjoy vidya, I've heard some people here can't even enjoy that anymore.

>>34682660
I wonder how much sleep actually affects height. I never slept much and I'm 5'9", which sounds bad, but considering that I was also underweight and my mom is 5'4", my dad is 5'6", and my sister is 5'0" I think I got lucky to be even this tall. I doubt sleeping more would've helped me.

>>34690905

Sperged out and broke a few vases when I was having an argument with my mom over the evolution of birds hehe. She falsely told the cops I assaulted her but they found no evidence so they let me go.

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>>34681915
Didn't get bingo but I may as well have

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Rate me
Pd. My comment is original you fucks

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>>34681915
A-at least I don't do drugs, r-right guys?

>>34692340
you could smoke weed with people and drink occasionally and you wouldn't get bingo

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I was doing pretty well but then I saw this and I couldn't think of any happy memories. 365 days in a year and none of them were significantly happy. WOW