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>>34692085
fat, breaks beds

i think

>>34692160
How thicc are you desu

>>34691924
How do you expect people to respond to this

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I did that OP it worked out pretty good. Only 8 more months to go and I'll be debt free.

btw what was it I wanted to do again? I forgot.

Wow you just figured out being a NEET sucks

You gotta find a job that you don't hate and that also lets you do the things you like to do. I work at Fastenal which is like this industrial warehouse. I don't get drug tested and my job gives me a really good discount on car parts and gloves and power tools and all sorts of useful shit. I have to deal with people only a couple times a day and mostly just forklift stuff around and box up bolts and fill vending machines with tools.

It's more fun chilling in your room on your computer when it's not in your parents house, and you can afford weed and booze and whatever food you want. When you are mooching off your rents you can never truly enjoy it, the feeling of being a leech in their home ruins it.

He's a nigger :v

>>34692094
Who cares? Prince Elliot was a chink

I was watching clips from Norm MacDonald's Weekend Update coverage of the trial, and one of his best jokes was,
>Today was an emotional day in the OJ Simpson trial: for the first time, they showed pictures of the murdered body of Nichole Brown Simpson. On seeing them, OJ turned his head and wept, because it was at that moment he realized he could never murder her again.

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>>34691843

>tfw gay
>tfw will meet gay death soon
>tfw khv

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Why don't you become a mechanic then

>>34691843
what you need someone to fix your car?
pff just like a woman

>>34691829

>You're not starving to death so you're not suffering edition

Sigh, people judge themselves by the people around them. The people around me are not starving, they're quite well fed. So I of course judge based on my conditions.

Two, relationships are the number one element for human happiness. You wouldn't tell a starving man to "Be confident" and "man up" so like don't like you're some prophet.

I have no doubt that most of these people would be just as fucking awful if they were normies in the first world than there.

>>34691829
Maslow's hierarchy of needs. As the quality of living goes up, so too do the psychological needs. People who can barely get food in their bellies aren't going to be depressed because they're not even at the point where they can experience that.

I think the general idea of counting your blessings is a good thing. But because people are suffering with large problems doesn't mean that you cannot suffer with smaller problems.

Saged, you normie faggot. Fuck off back to kikebook.

>your life is miserable but it's actually one of the better ones
that's not very helpful

>>34691753
Did you get raped?

originalals

>>34691753
gib update anonie

>>34691753
You stil here? Uh I mean there?

Just start advocating for total omnicide, for example, consider anything made of fundamental particles as "life", become a physicist in order to research the creation of a kugelblitz.

>>34691749
Fuck off braziloid, your countries dying and you ain't coming in. -america.

>>34691835
>moving from a third world shithole to another third world shithole
no point in doing that

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>disgusting, fat smelly autist tries to justify his lack of personal hygiene

They didn't do a lot of smart things in past centuries, stop acting rebellious and just use deodorant for everyone's convenience

>>34691804
No one told me i smell, so no.

>>34691669
Do you want to be fucked by a man with a spotted dick, gray pubes and saggy man boobs while he chugs a bottle of viagra?

>>34691669
>I'm not even gay
Love this meme

>>34691742
that's exactly what I want...

talk me out of it. Call me a degenerate

>>34691645
>I've failed my first semester.

Literally how?

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>>34691661
Didn't revise for 2 of 3 of the exams and didn't turn up to them. I can retake them in August but it's going to be capped to 40% so my average for this year is fucked unless I demolish the second semester exams.

What classes are you taking?

>>34691639
start small. begin with carrots and work your way up

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>>34691639
>How the fuck do you guys do it?
you need a (boy)friend to help

prostate stimulation cannot easily be done alone

>>34691639
Stop, do something else but god please don't fall for the anal meme.

>>34691598
sounds pretty comfy
tell me more about your life

>>34691598
tell me about you anon, you sound interesting, I was sent to suffer in a school full of normies, would've chosen an alternative to that If I had the chance

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>>34691598
My social skills are nonexisting and I had a pretty normal schoollife.

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>>34691594
>femanons, what are you weight and boob size?

not a femanon but 105ish and A cup

167
Bs
kill me

>>34691638
Chestlets.... when will they learn??

And of course this wasn't original

>>34691593
Cankle feet desu

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>tfw you found a domme
>tfw you were her pet
>tfw it was fun af; caning, petplay, getting bitten, getting treated like a hungry slut, not having to worry about anything
>tfw eventually it started getting boring
>tfw you broke it off
>tfw you're still friends but she still wants to get you back
>tfw you now appreciate your freedom too much

was ok, i'd recommend.

>>34691656
I could imagine how it would get repetetive, that doesn't make me crave it any less

(psst... how dominant was she? anything extreme?)

>>34691590
Quit making these threads, anon. You know this isn't funny after the umpteenth time.

por favor pon tu taco en mi cara

*Trump throws Chiquita Lopez over the wall*