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>>34724439
>sexual experience
literally what?

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Who makes these threads? Is it a bot?

I was inside a pussy before being born and only seconds after birth I was sucking on a pair of tits.

Anybody else here love to fuck sellotape?

my dick is wet, op

what the fuck is that? I have never heard of or seen this stuff

>>34724857
Wow geez its true what I say

Whites cant be robots

>>34724868
Not true at all , anon.

>>34724943
Yep it is, look at how chubby, greasy, and soft he is and yet he has a girl crushing on him to the point where she's like a desperate little puppy dog following him around. If he was any other race (not black), she/you would treat him as if he's invisible.

Whites literally cannot be robots.

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>>34724398
bombing a building and then shooting the survivors. I honestly fantasize about hostage situations and killing them off one by one way too often.
also fucking kids.
pic related

Im not a hateful person. At worst Id like to bruise a Chads face

I'm not jealous of normies.

seIf-bump

I self-improved and as a result lost my virginity and a well paid job.

There, you can leave this shitty thread now.

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These things can hold you back only if you want them to.

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>>34724377
>Mandatory Virginity Inspection today

I pass every time.

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last year (3rd/5th year of program) i wasn't depressed at all for the first time in a couple years. i attended every single lecture. did every single assignment. got top 10 highest mark for almost every course overall.

now, after a bunch of shitty events i didnt have mcuh control over, im back in my depressed state doing bare minimum. still getting assignments done, but barely going to class, and i dread writing my midterms in the next month.


it's so obvious that professor's have literally pulledme aside and asked what's going on... which makes me want to avoid going to class even more. i feel like i should drop out to save face and not look like such a 'lazy' failure

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>>34724416
>10 minutes before the test
>chad panicking
>asks me to give him info on "them chinese cartoons"
>don't help him out
>fails badly
>couldn't even pass the film analysis on Drive or the practical test requiring you to measure the correct amount of water required for a bowl of ramen noodles

>digging a water well
>happen to find a speck that looks like gold by coincidence in pile of dirt
>start telling everyone i found a gold mine

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Why the fuck are you normies trying so hard to proselytize robots today?

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>>34724365
that's clearly japan and this goofy white girl clearly moved to japan to slurp greasy asian noodle directly from the source

Apparently nobody else understands this feel

>>34724340
i had sex once in my life, 12 years ago, and thus can't call myself a robot despite being a shut-in neet with 0 friends or acquaintances and no hobbies.

>>34724983
You're the kind of failed normie I was talking about

>>34724312
I never understood why they need to talk so much.

>>34724312
>girl declares up and down that she's socially anxious and likes "alone time" and needs to be away from others
>constantly on facebook/twitter/instagram/skype and talking to 50 random people at any given time
smfh

>>34724312
>i only have a phone so mum can call me

I have a normieberry. Deleted all the apps and it never leaves the house.

youre a faggot op

Lol

>>34724292
You speak the truth. It's the most ducked but at the same time most enlightened fetish. It's the intellectual's kink.

>>34724292

fat girls is the most patrician my friend

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Yes but I prefer mm food

>>34724281
me too. not op

>>34724281
I don't like the middle part of this album, the weird plunderphonics bit, but the individual songs on here are fantastic

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PSwz6Au_CsE

>>34724208
You sound like an alright guy, and I'm sure you can muster up the courage to attend future events. Don't be so hard on yourself!

Why wouldn't you go to something like that?
If you're successful enough you can just hire a secretary to do most of that.
Like really look at the world around you, you don't see successful people. Those mega rich people are considered evil to most people, their personality is so abrasive to most people that they have to hire other people in management to do all the face to face shit for them.

meh, happens to the best of us.

>I'll have a Mixed Fuck with some Homo Fries please.

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>>34724128
>helicopter pie you say

the Chilean in me says i need this, ill also have an ass Burrito

>>34724128
Hi, I'll take one order of 'I'll kill you', one Heroin water, and two orders of suicide pill please

>>34724110
Your grandaddy would kill your dad unless he married the bitch he impregnated, aka your mom.

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>>34724110
they call this shit art..
have whatever degree in art throw shit on a canvis and its art
lmao

Parents were boomers?
It was still pretty common for couples with accidents to "do the right thing" a couple decades ago.
t. one of dads do the right thing kids from one of his many marriages

Maybe you have an STD or something discharge in your sleep. I don't know, but I like the mystery and intrigue

>>34724103
>having an STD
where do you think we are

>>34724074
maybe your roommate came on you
It could also be some kind of discharge from the ceiling. In one apartment I had some weird, nearly invisible shit from the ceiling would drip on my shelves. I only noticed because it showed up on the high gloss finish of my electronics (tv, xbox ect)