Ok gang it's mystery time I woke up this morning with damp

Maybe you have an STD or something discharge in your sleep. I don't know, but I like the mystery and intrigue

>>34724103
>having an STD
where do you think we are

>>34724074
maybe your roommate came on you
It could also be some kind of discharge from the ceiling. In one apartment I had some weird, nearly invisible shit from the ceiling would drip on my shelves. I only noticed because it showed up on the high gloss finish of my electronics (tv, xbox ect)

>>34724234
>ect
idiot

>>34724311
>le grammar police
woah, you sure got me there buddy

>>34724234
I live alone and sleep on my stomach

>>34724410
Maybe a ghost whacked off on you

>>34724354
not grammar police. if you think it's "ect," you're dumb, simple as that.

>>34724410
maybe you spilled some kind of sauce on your pants without noticing before you went to bed

>>34724445
sorry I didn't proofread my 4chan post for you. Your autism is showing...

>>34724474
>proofread
there are plenty of grammatical errors in both of our posts. that's not the point, dummy. you didn't make a mistake. you think it's "ect." you say "exetera" when you speak. you're a mouth-breather.

>>34724538
oh wow! I typed three letters in teh wrong order. ON 4CHAN OF ALL PLACES!!!

I must be enjoying your spicy bait though, because for some reason I keep biting.

>>34724074
it's puss

>>34724115
You can get an STD without having sex. That's how they come about in the first place.

I had an STD once and I'm still a virgin. Thankfully it went away on its own.

>>34724560
no, i reject that. you did not accidentally switch the letters. you think it's "ect." admit it. stop trying to pretend it was a typo.

>>34724596
>no, i reject that. you did not accidentally switch the letters. you think it's "ect." admit it. stop trying to pretend it was a typo.
literally THE MOST autistic/paranoid thing I've ever read. get help, dude.

>>34724596
Literally kys tart

>>34724623
be honest with yourself. did you accidentally type those letters in the wrong order? or are you just now learning that people are saying "et cetera" and not "exetera?"

>>34724694
yeah it was accidental.
want to derail the thread any further?

>>34724734
you're derailing the thread. i could have been ignored the first time, but no, you had to protect your precious ego. pathetic.

>>34724755
>no u
,':^y

plz help
what came out of me

>>34725756
Ghost cum