>"hello welcome to McAnons, can I take your order, we

>I'll have a Mixed Fuck with some Homo Fries please.

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>>34724128
>helicopter pie you say

the Chilean in me says i need this, ill also have an ass Burrito

>>34724128
Hi, I'll take one order of 'I'll kill you', one Heroin water, and two orders of suicide pill please

>no assburgers

I think ill take my business elsewhere

>>34724128
I'll have two steamed horses, a cheese monster, some mixed fuck, three cow legs, a pan seared baby or two and a couple thousand fried titties.

>>34724128
why are the orders in cents what the fuck is this shit

>>34724245
I guess the sign letters didn't come with any periods

>>34724128
One Apeburger and a large order of important shit

>>34724253
Prices are in Yen

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>>34724128
I'd like to order from your secret menu.
I want an Apeshit. It's where you take a grilled shit and you put it in your apeburger instead of the ape patty.

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>>34724128
Your table menu is absolute shit.