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>>29789049
"Not particularly Shanty. Just a proper greeting that is expected of a Officer and a Gentlecolt, after all, this will be her first impression of the crew, and it wouldn't do for her or her escort to not be impressed or at least approving of us." You say, nodding before looking at Wilko and Shanty. "And how was your Shore Liberty?"

Shanty grins wildly. "It was great! I met a cute colt and had some drinks at the club with a few of my mares."

Wilko nods. "I was able to get some cider and put a call in back home- One of my extended family members was crowin' about how excited she was for her Little Sister, something about her being accepted to the Engineers College?"

You whistle. "Really? Good for her, that's a tough college to get into." You say, musing at the thoughts of your alma-mater, trying to think of more things to keep the conversation going.

>>29796728
Sooooo shanty what's the colts name.

I wonder where all the other players got to last few updates?

>>29796312
A story about Luna finding happiness during her banishment.
https://www.fimfiction.net/story/26320/1/my-night-will-last-forever/because-my-dawn-is-gone

I know the premise is cringy as fuck but it is really good.

>>29796312
X-roads pissed me off with that. It's not fucking done, he's just a lazy shitter who didn't want to write any more. Then he comes back a month ago and promises to continue, then promptly fucks off after leading us on. I swear I'm going to write that story a proper ending whether he likes it or not.

Anon in Nyxquestria when

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COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/

SEASON 7 TREASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJmPbLDyOXk

701 & 702: Celestial Advice & All Bottled Up - Twilight Sparkle agonizes over Starlight Glimmer’s future and receives some much-needed advice from her very own mentor – Princess Celestia. While the Mane 6 are on a friendship retreat, Starlight Glimmer loses Twilight Sparkle’s friendship map. Afraid her anger might get out of control, Starlight Glimmer casts a calming spell while the ponies search for the lost map.

703: A Flurry of Emotions - After planning a jam-packed day, Twilight Sparkle also agrees to babysit her niece, Flurry Heart. But with Flurry Heart along for the ride, Twilight Sparkle struggles to maintain her title as “The Best Aunt Ever” while keeping Flurry Heart out of trouble!

704: Rock Solid Friendship - When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make sure her sister sees that it has more to offer than just rocks.

Season 6 & 5 episode links
http://pastebin.com/4teHjCbz
MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
http://mlpg.co/htc/

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Did you guys enjoy the /mlpol/ exchange program?

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>>29795343
>13 in 2010
>turning 20 this month

I regret nothing.

>>29795343
>>29795396
Why is it always the people barely out of high school who make these insipid threads?

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>>29795343
27 in 2013

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>>29795314
Draw the tentacle'd one riding the patchwork one.

>>29795514
riding how?

>>29795551
Standing on her back looking over her head like an excited foal.

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>>29786806

hope they are good

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>>29792751
Try showing that pic to Jim Miller to see what's his reaction to it.

>>29792843
He'll probabily just admire his work like looking into a mirror.

>>29792751
That's it. She fucks up again, I'll join the glimmergassers ranks.
Gotta ask /pol/ for the Zyklon canisters. We seem to be on friendly terms now, and they should have plenty of those to go around.

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>>29792302
(\ G /)
Praise the sun.

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Come on guys she needs us!

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>>29792302
but anon, every single one of us is capable of that. The question is, are you willing to learn?

>>29791950
/pol/ack here. Looks like one faggot admin overturned the mods vote. They voted to keep the board, and the admin retaliated by firing them and the janitors. 4chan is under the control of (((them))) and has been for a while. They have destroyed /pol/ by allowing Shareblue to spam their shit.

>>29792154
what the fug?
elaborate, or post proof i want to know how we can outjew the admins and mods

>>29792657
>>29792154
You have to move. There is no other way.

I advocate advocating infinitychan for /mlpol/. It will come when the site is back. We're all going there.

So tell others about 8ch and /mlpol/ on it. We're going to take it to the crap staff on this site.

>>29785849
I shift click this thread like the cancer it is

>>29785870
Go back to your general faggot, nobody cares about you /soc/ tier attention whores

this is a top quality thread

>>29785116
What, can twiggy-twat not handle the banter? God, It's just a knife, stop crying over spilt milk and give me back my knife, it's the only one I have left.

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>>29785116
>"Well Twilight, it could be worse. Anon decided ta cut up 1000 of my best apples last night."
>"He stabbed Ange bunnyl too..."
>"He stabbed me in the-"
>All six of the mares glance towards Rainbow Dash.
>"Uhh now that I think about it...he probably wasn't stabbing me..."
>"He stabbed my luxurious mane! Do you know how long it will take to make it shiny and silky smooth again?!"
>"Anon stabbed all the cakes I baked too! Every. Single. One. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE A CREAM FILLED BAGEL STABBED FULL OF HOLES!?!?!"
>"Exactly girls! This is exactly why we need to have an intervention!"
>All six mares agree in unison and decide to find Anon immediately.
>They search up and down, all around, but can't find a damn thing.
>Not a single trace of Anon 'stabby mcstabberson'.
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"Damn ponies. THINKING I'M A BAD GUY. I'M NOT A BAD GUY! I JUST LIKE TO STAB THINGS HERE AND THERE!"

>>29785531

I like it.

>>29783151
Stream and bracket when?

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Stream and time?

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With the merge, Rabbi Shlomo special guest?

>>29782814
Want to write for the thread, but don't have any ideas? Take your pick from these:

>A history lesson with Cheerilee that turns very lewd, very slowly.
>A very insecure Rainbow Dash challenges you, the male coach of the soccer team, to a game of soccer. If she wins, you have to let her play on the boy's team. If you win, she'll do something unspecified for you.
>You find a teenage Scootaloo out on the streets, begging passerby for spare change or food. You strike up a relationship with her after taking pity on her, and taking her out for ice cream
>In order to raise some cash for a fundraiser, you decide to auction yourself off as a male prostitute to the highest bidder. Right as you're about to be sold off to a mare, Diamond Tiara and Silver Spoon show up, and place a bid higher than all the others. You're carted off with them, wondering how exactly you're going to come out of this with a sound mind.
>Anon giving instructions to ponies on how to molest foals, maybe it's a mother/son, father/daughter, or what have you that turns into a hands on demonstration
>Anon is an edgy teenager who is adopted into a family with two perverted sisters
>Teenager Eris, doing sexy, yet chaotic things to you in the bedroom. Would mildly annoy you while turning you on.

>>29782818
>Having sex with the lovely Mayor Mare or Twilight Velvet, each of them coddling you like loving mothers while they rock your world.
>Banging a teenager Harshwhinny, who having no experience, would request that you take the reins for the night. You explain what she should do every step of the way, and relish as she clumsily screws everything up
>Adopting a young Barb, and raising her in a somewhat isolated manner until she was a teen, where you would then buy her revealing attire that she would wear around the house, tempting you unknowingly at every turn.
>Letting Fleur-Dis-Lee "seduce" you, and then proceed to playfully vie for control once in the bed, while neither of you truly gain dominance over the other
>Fun sex with a teenage Pinkie Pie, who's just glad that she's experiencing something new and pleasurable
> Innocente Pipsqueak is visited every first of month by Princess Luna that give him a wet dreams. Various fetish and strange situation thanks to the oneirc dimension (anthro)
> TeenFlurry heart have a crush. King Thorax, and plane to seduce him with a lots of love druring a diplomatic mission
> Cloudy Quartz, Twilight Valvet, Cookie Crumbles and Mrs. Shy free night. The group seduces a young colt that have the (Mis)fortune to encounter the MILFs.
> Sleepover between SweetieBelle and Button Smash, but the poor filly is sick. Rarity entertain the colt and play with some games... fun games
> Pumpkin and Pound Cake are betrayed by their first partners. Pinkie Pie want make the children smile again.
> TeenFeatherweight work with Photo Finish, but, between all the models, he have shots only for his mentor and ex model. With a photoset and no models, he ask to the older mare to be a model for one last day.
>Kid!Anon hangs out with Applejack and Rainbow Dash. Things get either kissy or lewd.
>Fluttershy and Pinkie Pie take turns babysitting Kid!Anon. Things get either kissy or lewd.

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Here we go again boner.

Fap time~

There's a friendship lesson in there somewhere.

>>29782592
kys redditman

>>29782592
There sure was alot of faggot-, hey there's one now!

Oh, it's just you, OP

Fucking faggot

>>29782585

Bump.

I'm a newly converted from pol and I need some images to fit in.

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>>29782585