So, since the announcement got lost in the merger, here's a nice reminder that
1) the Friendship Tests are back, on 8-9 of April
2) We have 2 new teams: /apl/ and /bug/
3) The new format will consist of two groups of 4 teams, semifinals and a final (so, like the JMC).
4) /wdb/ will still find a way to lose.
>>29783151
Stream and bracket when?
Stream and time?
With the merge, Rabbi Shlomo special guest?
>>29783163
>>29783158
Well, the stream will probably be hosted on PMB's twitch (I think), about the time I have no idea, but I don't think it will change from the usual (17 UTC)(No, I dunno what's the equivalent in murrkan time, look it up)
>>29783235
thanks
Bumping because it's /pnk/ year WOOOOO
Yo the draw for the tests is happening in like 10 minutes
>>29783151
The group stage draw is soon on "pony_me_bro" on twitch.
Was that PMB's face virginity?
>>29784054
How much soon?
>>29784189
already over soon
>>29784189
Just ended.
>>29784201
>>29784198
Fug.
Oh well, what are the groups?
>>29784211
PMB forgot the hat pick so he just came back to do that, and his gardening hat predicted /pnk/ would win.
So the Friendship Tests haven't even started yet and it's already rigged.
>>29784249
>/apl/, /pnk/, /sdb/, /pow/
WHY ALL OF MY FAVE TEAMS ARE IN THE SAME GROUP!?
>>29783151
Don't forget that we also might get /mlpol/ for the next tag team cup.
>>29784262
to make you suffer, that's why
>>29784249
RIGGED.
THE WONDERDOLTS BRIBED THE COMMISSIONER!
>Wonderbolts finally got first
we did done do it lads, here's to a choke-free cup
>>29784249
HOT TAKES
GROUP A
/wdb/ 6
/eqg/ 4
/bug/ 4
/cdf/ 2
GROUP B
/sdb/ 6
/apl/ 6
/pnk/ 4
/pow/ 1
For anyone who's interested, here's archive to /mlpol/'s 4CC thread from yesterday
>>29784323
t.hanks
>>29784323
forgot the link, I done goofed
http://archive.4plebs.org/mlpol/thread/97843/
>>29784184
ye
>>29784211
Never fear. Highlights are already up.
Part 1: http://derpy.me/Wg7OG
Part 2: http://derpy.me/PS0XU
Group A
/wdb/
/eqg/
/bug/
/cdf/
Group B
/apl/
/pnk/*
/sdb/
/pow/
*hat pick
>>29784330
Thanks, friend.
>>29784330
Shlomo is a nice jew.
Feeling hype for /apl/, best pony will lead them to victory
>/pnk/*
Wow, /pmk/ got a star even before they won anything ^:)
Threadly reminder that /sdb/ had access to the nightly exports and that's how they won all of their stars.
>>29784400
asterisk because they're not even a real team lmao
>>29784415
Awfully salty over another team having fans. Maybe you are jealous, /sdb/?
>>29784413
For fuck's sake, the cup hasn't even started and you're already whining!?
>>29784413
Unsportsmanlike conduct. Get out.
Um, yay apples?
IT'S /pnk/'s YEAR BABY, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29784816
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29784857
woooooo...?
>>29784863
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29784966
>"Join the game, Applejack" they said
>"It's gonna be fun!" they said
>"Also, make sure to wear super tight shorts!" they said
>>29784986
>Applejack in super tight shorts
Now you're just catering to my dick.
>>29785010
I know that feeling, anon.Go /apl/!
I want to be back on /mlpol/ so I could see just how much forced samefagging for /apl/ is going on here right now
>>29785047
>says the one posting players of a team who has just one fan and yet managing to shitpost in every FT thread.
>>29785079
It's patently obvious that /apl/ is going to be /out/: bandwagonner's choice, but no native fans.
>>29785079
Jokes on you I'm not a /cdf/ fan>implying those existI just posted a superior pegasus to balance out your inbreeding mudhorses spam
>>29785099
It's patently obvious that your mom sucks yak dick, but you don't see me bragging about it.
>>29785099
>/apl/ becomes the new /his/
>>29785137
Don't be a goober, AJ's got this on lockdown
>>29785137
Well, what would /wdb/ be, then?
Ah, wait, of course:/CO/
I mean they also both have a fucking slut as their captain
>>29785148
Choking away leads and being second all the time doesn't really sound like /co/ to me. We need a team that is still relevant.
I, for one, welcome our new insect overlords.
/apl/: yet to be determined
/bug/: yet to be determined
/cdf/: /i/
/eqg/: /a/
/pnk/: /o/WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
/pow/: /m/
/sdb/: old /sp/ or two stars /mlp/
/wdb/: /co/
>>29785164
>second
Second place with no stars is not good: Holland got that 3 times and no sane man would ever put them on the same level with Germany, Brazil or Italy. Nor with lesser teams like Argentina, Spain, France or England.
>>29785210
I get that, but there's a difference between being consistently second and being San Marino, I mean /co/.
>>29785228
Not really, since they both work their asses off and only get to go home empty handed (hooved, in our case). "Better second than last" is nothing more than a pitiful excuse for losers: when you're REALLY good no amount of "bad luck" can stop you.
In /wdb/ case it just means that that their tactical setup has never been the best out there.
>>29785251
>it's first place or nothing
get that /sp/ mentality the fuck outta here
>>29785259
Mate, I'm all for FUN and alike, but that's how football work: you either win or you don't.
>>29785273
That's how it works maybe in the matters of publicity and fame, but if you're ranking teams you can't go "well this team is first and all the others are bottom trash". Then you're not actually ranking teams, you're just saying who won.
>>29785181
>/i/
Devastating. BTFO
>>29785292
yes you can, because a second place can be a lucky shot that got rightfully called off in the end, a win it's kinda difficult.
The day /wdb/ will win one star I'll definitely change my opinion on them, but as they are right now they're nothing short of Holland. Sure, not complete shit, but they do deserve the memeing they get.
Can we get some quick peaks on /apl/ and /bug/ kits?
>>29785394
/bug/ uses the /mlp/ Chrysalis kit
/appul/ has a custom country style kit
Stop this mindless banter, you grumpies! The Friendship Tests aren't about winning, they're about having fun!And joyful banter over the nth Wonderbolt choke
>>29785412
>custom country style kit
I-I need to see this now
>>29785413
>grumpies
Your post made me uncomfortable
>>29785349
>a second place can be a lucky shot that got called off
>a win is deserved and definitely not a lucky shot that didn't get called off
>a win is deserved and definitely not just luck because the other team was a lucky shot that took down the other competent teams
>being second means you were shit, but being first is difficult, even though you're saying their opponent was shit
Not to be rude but I think you're kind of just talking out of your ass right now.
Being Netherlands (21st in fifa rankings) is fine, being San Marino (one of the bottom teams in the rankings, equivalent to fetus'd /co/) is not. Meme on them all you want for choking and never winning, but saying they're /co/ is ridiculous.
>>29785444
I'm not comparing them to /co/ due to their skill, I'm comparing them to /co/ because 1) their captain is known for lewd pics 2) they choke whenever they have the chance to achieve something.
No other team has those same, exact stats. It's memeing, nothing more. Sure as hell, /wdb/ is no /a/, /k/, /sp/, /wg/, /trv/, /tg/, /mu/, /fit/ or fucking /mlp/.
>>29785483
I LOOOOOOOOVEEEEEE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUU PRINCEEEEEEEEEESSS CELEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>29785483
Glorious
>>29785483
You said /apl/ was the new /his/, but from the looks of their kit it would be more logic if they were the new /mu/
>>29785483
Nice
>>29785483
appuls appuls appuls
>>29785548
Appal?
>>29785580
football!
>>29783151
>JMC
Unrelated but those are my initials.
Hey-ohh.
>>29785592
...that's handegg, tho. This is football.
>>29785592
John Madden
John Madden
>>29785598
Fuck off Juan Martinez Cortez, we're building that wall
>tfw /apl/ wins
>Beating /wdb/ in the final
>with a goal in injury time
>>29785723
>>29785047
On the other hand, i m glad we re here so <we> the /eqg/ fans wont be exposed ^:)
>>29785165
Man this would make for a based emblem, gonna be sad if the circle shown on /mlpol/ is permanent
>>29785818
.../eqg/ has fans?
>>29785818
>fans
>plural
your split personalities don't count,Chelis
>>29785830
>>29785856
>hooves
>>29785885
Pretty shitty, we know. Your point?
Invite /pol/ to one exibition match
Let the reforged friendship flows
>>29786167
>reforged friendship
'no,' don't provide positive reinforcement to celebrity-worshipping reddittors.
why do you faggots insist on including /pol/ into our games anyway? this is an internal test dressed up as a mock cup.
>>29786167
Wait for the tag-team cup next year.
>>29785534
Just wait and see, just like /mu/, /apl/ will get their 1st starwith hat height abuse
>>29786605
Maybe I have my cup history wrong but I'm sure /wg/ were the height abusing fucks, /mu/ was a product of 1.12.
>>29786782
>/mu/ actually lost at finals on Summer 2013
Damn it, I really shot myself in the foot here
>>29785483
>dem boots
10/10, would square dance with
>>29786605
Now THAT is the face of a winner.
>inb4 /bug/-/apl/ final
>>29788078
>not the /wdb/-/sdb/ derby
it's almost like you hate fun
>>29788179
They can have their fun in semis
>>29788251
As long as Wonderbolts win I won't mind, but having that be the finale would be pretty hype no matter the result.also I cannot wait for /sdb/ to win again etc
>streams start at 3am in Australia.
Goddamnit. Living in the future is tough.
>>29788536
>5am in NZ
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
>>29785830
No.
t. indentured /eqg/ merc
>>29788575
Fuck this planet. Now I have a New Zealander dunking on me.
>>29788575
5 in the morning is fine you can just wake up early and have a morning full of divegrass
3am is worse since that's too early to wake up and pulling through without sleep might be difficult for you if you're not living the neet life
>>29788536
>tfw UTC +2 masterrace
I'll be comfily sitting in my living room after a hard day of work thinkgen of you, Straya
>>29788805Though it's fun laughing at Aussies,
However there is a problem with stream starting at 5 a.m.
It's 5 a.m. + 1 day, which means Sunday streams are happening on Monday morning
Even bigger problem is Sunday streams are grips and finals
Stream or school/work, that is a question
>>29788881
I've neglected too much schoolwork to know what the true answer is. Maybe not the right one, but definitely the true one.Follow you're heart
BUTT FIRST
Rabbi Shlomo for guest commentator when?I miss them already ;_;7
Here's a tentative schedule for next weekend.
Get hyp!
>>29791166
I, for one, am hyp
And checking them dub dubs
>>29791166
Can't wait. It's sort of nice that we get to do this again so soon. Six months is a long break.
>>29791166
>"Requiem for a Meme"
>not "Detention Edition" since we got knocked out
Missed opportunity
>>29791547
the "as we converse" part of that picture always gets me
>>29791547
>>29791920
What is that, a requiem for ANTS?!
>>29791953
Even ants endure profound tragedy.
>>29791547
Tbh I d prefeer this too, oh well...
Also how will the stars be dealt with now? The winner of FT or final "all-vs-all" testing phases?
>>29792962
It's always the winner of the friendship tests that gets the star. So /sdb/ has two stars, and /pow/ has one.
>>29793103
And /wdb/ has none, let's remark it.
WHO WANTS A FINAL BOSS?
http://www.strawpoll.me/12671222
>>29793204
Not a good idea, it could end up giving precious hints to opposing teams.
>>29793233
>giving precious hints
I just meant put the /mlp/ team on a random formation and settings, set them all to 99. This way no precise calibrations get displayed. /mlp/ btfos the champs based on the rating differences, not based on the strategies used.
>>29793254
>I just meant put the /mlp/ team on a random formation and settings, set them all to 99
Ah, ok, as long as there's no actual use of previous official tactics or strategie there's no problem.
Is bors commentating again?
>>29793292Sadly definetly a no-go
>>29793204
Nice trips on poll, how about/block/ ^:)
>>29793300
Hi Note
>>29785483
IIIIIIIIIIIIIII LOOOOOOVE YOOOOOOOUUUUUU CELES-TI-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CE-LEEEEES-TIA I LOVE YOU, YE-E-ES I DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
>>29791166
Hope we took some cues from /fit/ and /mu/ - /fit/'s formations alone were pretty clever
>>29794850
>falling for the 3-6-1 meme
>>29794908
>they win a 2nd star
>we get relegated
>its just a meme formation g-guys!
>>29794922
watch all the copycats in the babbies running 3-6-1
then watch them all end up relegated.
>>29794947
Blindly copying is stupid but blindly ignoring what works is also stupid. Imitation is the greatest form of flattery. At the very least you'd figure out why it works if you were smart.
>>29794954
It's a team of tall guys playing park the bus for 90 minutes while relying on gold medal magic to win games. It's not that innovative, but they did play it well.
>>29794954
90% of their goals were headers from setpieces
that's not really something reliable
>>29794947
>babby
>relegated
What did he mean by this?
>>29795040
Fetus lad
>>29795001
>playing luckball
eugh
I want to cum inside Spitfire
>>29795069
You can't get relegated in a babby. You get eliminated.
can we make a /mlpol/ player for spring?
>>29797086
>>29797086
Nope
>>29797065
Wut
>>29797108
Why not, it was the most fun I had on the board in ages, and a great meme
>>29797107
would make for a great playermodell too
>>29797086
Make a suggestion for the next roster poll.
I wouldn't vote it, anyway
>>29797161
Where would I go about doing that? Just lurk these threads, or email a manager?
>>29797217
email my dick
just wait for when we're making roster changes and suggest it before/during the polls
>>29797107
Fund it!
>>29797217
>shilling for roster changes
>doesn't know how our polls work
Maybe you should lurk more before you try forcing your shitty OC on the team, hmm?
>>29797065
>this isn't even my final form
>>29797274
I have been a fan of the team since the start, but stopped bothering with roosterchanges two years ago. Now, I saw something that peeked my interest again, and I was unsure if anything changed in the way roosters are done.
>Why is Aryanne not on the 4chan football team
I made a profound analysis on the subject matter about a year ago. You can find the related post here.
https://desustorage.org/mlp/thread/23602248/#23626321
TLDR: The /mlp/ division who is responsible for the management of the team is both so mindbogglingly incompetent, poorly organized and incapable of handling their responsibilities that they have a hard time implementing any new player/meme at all that was not in the 4 year old foundation build, although Aryanne is more relevant than at least 2/3 of the current roster entires. Sadly that problem with the idiocy also goes for a large portion of current board users of /neomlp/ so there you have it. Idiotic faggots never helped anything to prosper.
>>29797107Can we make Aryanne a contender for a spot on the team?
>>29797300
yeah but with the current /mlpol/ Aprils fools its even more relevant. Especially its a meme all of 4chan would understand
>>29797319
Why so desperate in getting recognition, /pol/? It was a joke, your entire existence is a joke, get over it
>>29797300
This meme was retarded the first time you posted it 3 years ago and is still retarded now. Commit sudoku.
>>29797332
t. mindbogglingly incompetent, poorly organized and incapable of handling his responsibilities manager
>>29797299
So, you're saying you're trying to influence the roster of a team you don't care about , just because your fragile ego needs confirmation? Listen kid, go back to having sex with goats in your rural suburbia and leave the team to people who really care
>>29797351
I care about the team and have seen every single game you cockvacuum but I gave up on roosterchanges after having campaigned for a few other players before but having gotten zero response. So kindly shove a cactus up your rectum, boy.
>>29797380
Then your opinion is probably shit and you need to kys yourself, buddy.
>>29797392
Not an argument, pal.
>>29797299
What you're saying is you haven't even bothered browsing cup threads in the last two years, because if you had you'd know how the roster change system works. You sound like you popped in here out of nowhere purely to force a general mascot. Fuck off.
>>29797407
We're not having a debate you mongoloid. If nobody likes your suggestions, your suggestions are shit. Roleplay Stefan all you want but it won't get you anywhere.
>>29797416
If you want to believe that and it helps you sleep at night
I mean, why not?
Probably the biggest thing that happened on here in a while, and way more relevant then Milky Way/crotchtits which hasnt been a thing since years.
>>29797450
Try shilling again when the next Tag Team Cup happens. You'll probably have a better chance.
>>29797450
Aryanne can be a medal on the /mlpol/ TTC team. She doesn't belong on the normal squad.
>>29797543
This. No generals or general mascots. You let one in, they'll all want in. It's the only thing saving /mlp/ from becoming /vg/.
Filles, please: we're not here to shill for the nth fad of the week meme or start a pointless flame war over which general deserves a player and which not.
We're here to discuss about divegrass. Drama. Competition. FUN.
Most of all, to talk about how it's /PNK/'S YEAR, FILLY, WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
>>29797687
pls stop roleplaying.
t. /pnk/fag
>>29797543
The player who deserves a spot in roster isFluttercuck
>>29797687
>hahaha it's le /pnk/ year xdd
>lose
>lmao we never cared about winning anyway
Do you have no pride? No dignity? Can /pnk/ "fans" ever be anything other than fairweather?
>>29797752
>lelelele if I talk about pride they'll definitely think I'm a Wonderdolts fan!
/sdb/, stop falseflagging
>>29797752
>/pnk/ fans like /pnk/ no matter what result
>"fairweather"
Blunderbolts in charge of reading comprehension. It's okay. I know you just learn differently (:^
We're ignoring the real issue here, which is that /bug/ has planted saboteurs everywhere.
There's way too much suspicious choking and refballing going on.
>>29797816
It's really obvious, too. I swear some of those refs are changelings.
>>29797821
>>29797816
/Sdbug/ team when? IMMA GUNNA SPAM BUGS TILL SPOOT UNFREEZES /sdbug/!
WE R CHANGELUNGS, FEED US
>>29797825
Kevin plz, you're supposed to be a rainbow moth now
>>29797837
RIP Faggot Deer. He never played.
>>29797752
That's not what fairweather fan means you retard.
>>29798369
So true about the seats. I'm L I F E L O N G and my stream always lags
Her name is Panka Pey
And she's going to say
"I'm gonna make you smile and I
will brighten up your game"
It doesn't matter now
If you're /sdb/ or /wdb/
Cause cheering up her gamemates
Is what Pinkie's here to do.
'Cause she loves to make games fun, fun, fun
Yes she does
It fills her goal with balls all the while
Yes it does
'Cause all she really needs is a fun fun fun game
From these happy gamemates of her
She likes to see you score
She loves to see you cross
The numbers of your score turned up is always Pinkie's dream
But if you're kind of crappy
And your team has lost a game
She'll work real hard and do her best to turn that bad score upside down
'Cause she loves to make you score, score, score
Yes she does
Pass it out from side to side, let it begin
Just give her a joyful goal, goal, goal
And you fill her with good cheer
It's true some games are hard and lenghty
And maybe you feel bored
But Pinkie will be there to show you that it isn't offside
There's one thing that makes her happy and makes her whole life worthwhile
And that's when she plays with her friends and get them to score
She really is so happy
Your goals fills her with glee
She gives 3 goals she gets one
And that's so special to her
'Cause she loves to see you shoot, shoot, shoot
Yes she does
Tell her how more can she defend
To make you see
That she does
It makes her happy when you shoot, shoot, shoot
Yes it always makes her game
Come on every pony score, score score
Fill my goal up with balls, balls
All she really needs is a goal, goal, goal
From these happy gamemates of her
Come on every pony score, score score
Fill my goal up with balls, balls
All she really needs is a goal, goal, goal
From these happy gamemates of her
Score, score, score, score, score
Come on and score
Come on and score
>>29798419
FUCK OFF PINKIE I DON'T WANT TO BE YOUR FRIEND
>>29798427YOU ALREADY ARE
>>29798456
GET OFF ME YOU DUMB HORSE
>>29798456
NOOO AHHHHHH
>>29798468
N E V E R
/pnk/ is the most FUN team
>>29798638
indeed
>>29798638
>being openly FUN
>in a no fun allowed competition
typical ponkfaggotry
>>29798864
>no fun allowed
>the Friendship Teats
Found the parasprite
>>29798876
FUCK, NO, I MEANT TESTS, I SWEAR
>>29798882
you dun freuded it up f a m
>>29798882
You dont have to milk it
>>29798882
Ok, now I want a FT green. And I mean "The Friendship Teats".
>this cup is brought to you by:
>She had the biggest trophies of Equestria
>And many stallions wanting to earn them
>" Got milk?"
>THE FRIENDSHIP TEATS
>In cinemas across Equestria from April the 8th
>Rated R for sexy breastfeeding