So, are we going to have an episode marathon stream before the season 7 premiere or are we gonna just jump right in like usual?
>>29805593
yes
>>29805593
I hope.
>>29805593
No one want to re watch the shitty season 6
Boop the nosie!
>>29805566
EXCUSE ME
that's a snootle
>>29805569
PARDON ME
that's a muzzie
>>29805566
What is with this sudden obsession with Blinkie Pie?
/mlp/ What was the episode that confirmed your waifu?
I watched Party of One and Pinkie has been mine ever since
>>29805317
Rainbow Rocks
>>29805317
Episode one, when Fluttershy was mumbling and did that little hoof shuffle.
>>29805317
For me, there wasn't a specific point she became my waifu. It just kinda happened over time. I didn't even realize I was falling for her at first.
>TFW /mlpol/ ship is better than any green text that will ever come from here
>>29788739
do we have our next ball partner now?
>no hooves
Ara...
>>29788739
>Gook moot and /qa/ shove /pol/ and /mlp/ into a room for a day because they think we'll destroy each other
>Reeeeing ensues for the first few hours until /pol/ realized all the plebbits have fucked off from the room like a breath of cancer free air
>Starts actually talking to /mlp/ and decides porn is preferable to Reddit
>/Mlp/ finally has another board to talk to and starts introducing Nazis to the show
>This revitalized both boards and creates a Paradise where bronies can troll normies and redditors all they want while /pol/ gets a taste of shill free old/pol/
>Start to fall in love
>2 days later
>Be 3:18 am
>Funs over
>/Mlp/ feels old and stagnant even with a new season arriving
>TFW no porn
>/Pol/ is still a warzone
>Redditors and paid shills E V E R Y W H E R E
>BUMBF BTFO
>Howsismakeufeelwhiteboi.everypost
>/Pol/ can't stand his old life without /mlp/ so tired of a year and a half of endless war even though he won
>Ded horse show is end of life without new people
>Board is slow and no fun with all the (((generals)))
>/Pol/ runs to trash of all places and starts throwing money at (((((gookmoot))))) just to get her back
>"Who's a good boy~"
>>29805294
i see a vaggina
>>29805294
I-i am?
>>29805294
>"who's a good booty~"
"Princess, stop talking to your own ass"
>"YOU ARE, YES YOU ARE!"
What could the "I wanted something else for Trixie" have been, /mlp/?
>>29805258
a male unicorn but nothing else different about the story as Faust stated.
Gee, anon, I wonder...
>>29805258
Already explain it in the elements of harmony book
>Fanboys still respecting season 2 after everything it ruined.
>>29805219
>>29805219
idk anon. Candyass is pretty hot desu
S1 MASTER RACE
GAS THE KIKES!!!
RACE WAR NOW!!!
>Anon, lemme smash!
>>29804940
No, I'm already smashing Celly
>>29804940
Please do.
he's not real, Rainbow Dash
It's gone...
Whoove left?
>>29804497
Eat shit.
:^3c
>>29804497
and nothing of value was lost
Think about it:
>Ruled by all powerful, universally wise god-king monarchs
>Each individual is genetically predestined to fulfill a certain function in the social order (cutie marks)
>Ponies are taught to love their history, their society, their nation. To help each other as a group
>A free market regulates resources, mediated by a gold-backed currency. A meritocracy
>Has a clear racial hierarchy. Unicorns are the ruling class, pegasi the military class, Earth ponies the working class
It all seems to fit
>>29804339
>All powerful/wise monarch
Celestia has been blown the fuck out far too many times for that claim to hold. Luna has been compromised by her own feelings of inadequacy and almost doomed Equestria twice (Nightmare/Tantabus) over them. Cadence is a meme, and Twilight's had her share of fuckups that get covered up by her friends.
>Cutie Marks
True to an extent. While a cutiemark shows their talent, it is still up to the individual to monetize it in their own unique way. Rarity, despite having a great gem finding ability, is able to utilize them to make dresses that astound even the Canterlot Elite and to even fit in among their ranks. Their role in society is only limited to what the individual can think of under them.
>Pony History and the Free Market
Accurate.
>Racial Hierarchy
Not quite. Its more akin to certain areas being capitols of certain races. Canterlot strikes me as an old age unicorn capital post-union where earth ponies and pegasai are allowed to live, but was under the heavy influence of nobles.
Likewise, Cloudsdale was/is the old Pegasai Capital, and the Wonderbolts are of their creation. Also, Earth Ponies serve as Royal Guard (and Bats as Night Guard), so military exclusivity is not specific to Pegasai.
Every other area save for Appleloosia seems to be fairly diverse as well.
Hardly. Creatures of pure friendship like Ponies would probably be utterly disgusted by fascists. Kinda like their own families.
>>29804382
All powerful in the sense that they are regarded as such by their subjects. Their rule or law is totally unquestioned
The show doesn't even try to pretend that the races are equal. Winter Wrap Up is literally a story about how racially superior Twilight is having trouble coping with backward Earth pony customs. It takes all the Earth and Pegasus ponies working together for a day to do something Twilight could accomplish in 15 minutes. In fact the entire first few seasons are a fish-out-of-water story where Twilight, a well-bred elite from the capital city, is thrust into an environment of commoners and peasants out in the sticks.
When AJ and Rainbow have their competition, Rainbow's wings are a clear advantage. Applejack even says that it's unfair for her to use them. It doesn't look like AJ has any extra special strength or "earth powers" to compensate.
How do you win a fight against a powerful unicorn? Bring another unicorn. There is no other way. Unicorns such as Twilight, Starlight, Moondancer and others are depicted as highly intelligent, studious, and organized. Something not really seen in any of the other races.
I guess filthy Earth pony mares cannot compete.
But will he score a good fuck or will he fail?
>>29804287
It will probably return to status quo and she will choose Pony X or Feather Bangs. I doubt they will have a bg pony like Sugar Belle to appear in more Apple episodes.
>>29804271
Didn't know the unicunts wanted mac's cock that badly.
I love how the actual decent ranters and critics only come out of the woodwork when the time is right, but when it comes to voting in polls and making their presence known when requested, they just disappear out of existence. Do we need the magic words to summon them?
Either way, it seems like there's only a handful of people which out of a sudden start giving a fuck about voicing their thoughts on the premiere episodes for 1 day and then the next 345 days they're gone. Leaving us with nothing but >>>/b/tards choking on their own saliva together with the pathetic hasdrone reviewers from youtube like Digibrony. Or AntonyC who's too autistic to review for aesthetics or Drowning in Horseshoes who's too stupid to review without contradicting his own retard taste.
I want you all to post normal, decent reviews which a normal person watching cartoons would write. What would a normal person say about MLP as a cartoon? Not a bunch of /b/tards who aren't interested in anything but being idiots and sucking Hasbro cock, then passively-aggressively denying what a bunch of losers they are.
>>29803862
>"""reviewers"""
>>29803862
>What would a normal person say about MLP as a cartoon?
Not much. Seriously, not much. A normal review of the cartoon by a normal person wouldn't be in-depth and thoughtful, it'd be basic and over-viewing. It's a cartoon.
>>29803862
>I need people to tell me what to think and validate my opinions
Which Vidya would each pone like the best?
>>29803839
I want tokillStarlight Glimmer.
>>29804303
With powers similar to an alicorn, Starlight can easily turn to dust haters like you.
Also, i want Starlight to be my wife forever.
>>29803839
I think Applejack would love the Harvest Moon franchise.
Poor filly is having a fever. Can you help her get better?
One shift click coming up!
>>29803513
kys
Reminder that if you don't watch the show or haven't watched the show you're not a fan and need to be exterminated
>>29803471
>dykeshit
What's it like being a dickless beta male, OP
Show is not worth watching after S3. Twilicorn ruined everything.
>>29803471
Do the new writers who haven't watched the show either need to be exterminated too? Because I can agree with that.