Let us all raise our hands and give Celestia the power to make ponies real!
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>>29792302
(\ G /)
Praise the sun.
Come on guys she needs us!
>>29792302
but anon, every single one of us is capable of that. The question is, are you willing to learn?
Can I raise my wings too?
>>29792302
Irl or (\ G /)
KEK will strike that bitch down
>>29792302
you can't give someone power to make it real if it isn't real to begin with.
but how can something that isn't real make something that is real?
>>29792346
what if kek made mlpol?
>>29792330
I doubt you but I may hear your heressy towards my goddess
>>29792341
YES >>29792344 WITH ALL YOUR H E A R T H
>>29792330
Making ponies real would require heavy modifications to the human genome. Considering the human genome is heavily guarded, privatised information that costs thousands of dollars per chromosome to look at, and the equipment to perform genetic engineering will cost even more, making ponies real is fiscally impossible unless we get the Trump family to back us up. And that's just the beginning. We'll need genetic engineers, alpha testers, beta testers, warehouses, factories, food, beer, defibrillators, kitchen sinks, V8 engines and petrol, and the support of the United Nations.
>>29792377
Digits confirm kek made /mlpol/
>>29792380
>United Nations
who gives a fuck what they think
>>29792386
I thought Nyx made mlpol
>>29792347
>>29792353
Manderbolts aren't real
>>29792392
The 193 member countries. If we start producing ponies without their consent, they'll probably label it as a severe human rights violation and they'll get Kim Jong-Un to direct those missiles our way.
>>29792380
All you need is to trust this magical flying horse,anon, T R U S T H E R
>>29792392
I know this might be a shitty prompt if not is, but what if Celestia and other ponies arrived to Earth and determined the world was a tyranical dictatorship and wanted to free us of our leaders?
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>>29792378
>>29792380
>Money
>Logistics
>Supplies
>Nation's consent
All I need is an hour of your precious time a day. It's not a high price to pay for a chance of meeting her majesty, is it?
>>29792480
Not at all. What ever can I contribute?
>>29792377
Well, I guess that settled that.
>>29792480
I feel the tulpa talk coming this way.
I H O P E you are not about to talk about the tulpa anon
>>29792524
We've already conclusively determined that tulpae are very very bad. You're literally breaking off a huge chunk of your brain in order to hallucinate a pony talking to you. I'm actually pretty sure all the anons who made tulpae back in 2012 are dead or insane now.
>>29792524
Bingo
Don't knock it till you try it Anon.
Nah I'm just kidding, don't do it unless there's really no hope for you and no real possibility of getting back on track, because that's just going to complicate your social life, if you have one.I once did it and even though I stopped last year, sometimes when my mood is low or I had a shit day and I'm lying alone in my bed, I can feel her hug me from behind, whispering that it's all ok.
It's really hearth's warming. And I mean really.
>>29792582
>>29792649
Oh anon a tulpa can only do so much.
Why don't you spend like 4 years of life researching on the occult so you can come up with a plan and now all you need is A L O T of people sending energy to Celestia
>>29792302
Praise
\o/
>>29792302
Praise for everything to be better (\/)
>>29792582
Interestingly enough, there are reports of russian tulpamancers upholding one for almost 5 years and counting.
Does not make it any better of idea tho.
>>29792302
\ [T] /
PRAISE
>>29792922
If you lose all your memories, could your tulpa act as a backup or even influence you so much that you "become" the tulpa?
>>29794109
(\ G /)
>>29792499
YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BRING BALANCE TO THE ELEMENTS, SUNSET, NOT LEAVE THEM IN DARKNESS.
>>29792302
\ [T] /
Praise the sun.
(\ G /)
>>29794802
>>29800331
>>29800491
>>29801554
>>29801902
No, they don't deserve this /-|-\|}
>>29792402
>A massive ball of cancer mends together two bigger balls of shit to make a giant crap heap
Makes sense
Caressthe sun