Hey /mlp/
guess what is this?
a very flat dildo
>>29818895
One of those hot packs you put in the Meals on Wheels bag.
>>29818512
Yes.This thread.
>>29818512
Fluttershy has. That was the day Pinkie learned to keep secrets as tight as possible.
MODERN TECHNOLOGY REEEE
Is he, dare I say it, our guy ?
>>29818498
Who?
>>29818498
Tony Soprano only fucked whores and his wife. He didn't fuck whorses.
what a beautiful, innocent creature
Friendship is Magic #52 is still storytimed here!
>>29718363
Trixie and the Razzle-Dazzle Ruse is still storytimed here!
>>29619093
Whatever did happen to those diamond dogs? They were pretty well established in their tunnel network, and there seemed to still be a healthy supply of gems to be dug, even without the help of a magical pony. Of course, they also sent Rarity off with quite a ransom; how much of their stockpile could that have been, and did they decide to depart for a more prosperous vein afterwards? Or are they still toiling out where the ponies found them? Do other ponies still make contact with them, however accidental? What does spring mean to them, anyhow, being frequently subterranean?
>>29787813
Previous thread.
COUNTDOWN
http://mlpg.co/countdown/
SEASON 7 TREASER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oJmPbLDyOXk
701 & 702: Celestial Advice & All Bottled Up -Twilight Sparkle agonizes over Starlight Glimmer’s future and receives some much-needed advice from her very own mentor – Princess Celestia. While the Mane 6 are on a friendship retreat, Starlight Glimmer loses Twilight Sparkle’s friendship map. Afraid her anger might get out of control, Starlight Glimmer casts a calming spell while the ponies search for the lost map.
703: A Flurry of Emotions -After planning a jam-packed day, Twilight Sparkle also agrees to babysit her niece, Flurry Heart. But with Flurry Heart along for the ride, Twilight Sparkle struggles to maintain her title as “The Best Aunt Ever” while keeping Flurry Heart out of trouble!
704: Rock Solid Friendship -When Pinkie Pie learns that Maud might move to Ponyville, she does everything she can to make sure her sister sees that it has more to offer than just rocks.
Season 6 & 5 episode links
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MLPG Event/Activity Calendar!
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>>29796913
An extended preview of Legends of Magic issue #1 was posted.
GOT A JOB THAT'S JUST NO FUN?
CALL ON ME, I'LL GET IT DONE
FEELING STIFF AND NEED A FIX?
I'M THE ONE TO SUCK THAT DICK
>>29818243
Gabby's a cute
>>29818243
Make Nyx canon please.
>>29818243
SHE DOES DIRTY DEEDS
DONE DIRTCHEEP
Time dilation calculations. In one of the best episodes of the show's best season.
Remember when this show had staff that cared about the end product, and we were looking forward to more pony, not dreading it or setting up Bingo cards?
Remember when we thought about the show and had fun discussing it, and we weren't told to """turn your brain off""" by the Glimfags that are supposedly also bronies?
Remember when MLP tackled complex issues and had good morals and great character moments and original plots, and the writers weren't convinced throwing characters into awkward situations to make the cringers laugh=comedy?
Remember when MLPFIM was more than another shitty show supposedly for little girls, but unable to appeal to them either?
Go fuck yourself
>>29818032
Hi, Jim.
Hi I've been gone for a year whatd I miss
Daily reminder than anybody who doesn't watch the show isn't a fan of the show
Daily reminder that if you haven't watched the show you can have no opinion about it
>>29817952
You stand correct.
>>29817952
I haven't watched the show.
I know it's shit because I've read the transcript.
It's made for little girls and is objectively bad.
Writing is lazy and has more singalongs then a Disney movie. The characters are all melodramatic and have very arbitrary powers. The element of laughter? Come the fuck on.
Following up on the arbitrary, the elements of harmony don't have set of rules on how they work, from season to season they seem to change the rules for them.
This is a shit show, and you should feel bad for legitimately liking you it, you uber autistic kike motherfucker.I only come here because I like jerking it to the Chinese cartoon horses.
>>29818075
for real? you read transcripts instead of watching it?
what kind of dull motherfucker are you?
Which pony do you want to snuggle with the most?
>>29817826
My waifu, of course
>>29817835
Good fucking lord those hips
Someone requested this yesterday. Comparison of the animation from the trailer vs what we see in the show. Turned out fairly shitty though. Oh well.
>>29817531
Specifically, it was this thread: >>29813297
>>29817531
As expected, movie BTFO show in terms of animation quality
>>29817531
left looks like chubby pie
>Zephyr will never get a high paying job and feel proud and confident and decide to try to go ask Dash out again
>He will never learn she is at Anon's house, and he will never approach the door and stop in his steps upon hearing muffled moaning and giggling from inside the house
>He will never peep into the window, and see Dash being pounded by a giant monkey and his huge monkey cock, moaning and blushing and going wild with primal urges
>Anon will never look over at the window and smirk at him, before delivering a hard slap to Dash's flank
>Zephyr will never fly off crying and then kill himself
Why does this turn me on so much?
>>29817325
NEET faggots like him deserve to be laughed at anyway
>>29817325
>>29817337
You guys are mean.
>>29817325
This is good.
(You) deserve worse Edition
ITT:
>We discuss Current, Finished and Upcoming CYOAs.
>Give advice on CYOAs
>Pitch ideas
>Get critique
>Trade art
List of stories: https://www.anonpone.com/
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Read this advice first:
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>What day is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160199 (embed) (embed)
>What time is best?
http://strawpoll.me/10160202 (embed)
>What genre are you interested in?
http://strawpoll.me/10160203 (embed)
>What if I cannot into art?
http://strawpoll.me/10160205 (embed)
>What race would you play?
http://strawpoll.me/10160997 (embed)
Remember: (You) don't deserve to be happy
First for today I learned that the way to stop Coltquest arguments is to come together as a general about how awful ifag is.
>>29793483
Only Lis mentions Lis
We all know who the best character is and it isn't a pony
Dragons > pony, how can they even compete with fire incarnate?
Dumb hooves BTFO
>>29817252
In all seriousness dragons in MLP need a lot more love
Let us discuss Spike, his abuse, and our hopes for him in the future
I would like to see him actually grow, instead of remaining a malnourished physically baby dragon
>>29817252
Will dragons ever be anything beyond dumb plot devices portrayed as dumb animals capable of talking for the sake of it?
Why is it that ponies are the only ones considered capable of embodying good qualities while dragons are always greedy and rude?
How mature is a baby dragon in relation to ponies? He only ever seems to hang out with mares and stallions, never fillies and colts.
Let's have a basic ass thread where we just say our favorite five or so ponies and we hate or love one another based on those simple choices
Pinkie Pie
Rarity
Trixie
Applejack
Twilight
These are the best of ponies
>>29817092
Decent list OP
Twilight
Starlight Glimmer
Trixie
Fluttershy
Milky Way
Applejack
Applejack
Applejack
Applejack
All of the others
>>29817106
>poochie (starlight)
>fanservice pony (milky)
These alone give me reason to hate you, but:
>fluttershy
Anyway, my list:
Pinkie Pie
Queen Chrysalis
Fluttershy
Applejack
Princess Luna
Rarity invited you to go the movies with her.
Which movie do you watch?
Power Rangers, faggot. Bitch'll be mighty morphin dis dickkk
>>29816892
The MLP movie.
>>29816892
John wick 2.