>"Girls, we need to have an intervention about Anon's

>>29785116
What, can twiggy-twat not handle the banter? God, It's just a knife, stop crying over spilt milk and give me back my knife, it's the only one I have left.

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>>29785116
>"Well Twilight, it could be worse. Anon decided ta cut up 1000 of my best apples last night."
>"He stabbed Ange bunnyl too..."
>"He stabbed me in the-"
>All six of the mares glance towards Rainbow Dash.
>"Uhh now that I think about it...he probably wasn't stabbing me..."
>"He stabbed my luxurious mane! Do you know how long it will take to make it shiny and silky smooth again?!"
>"Anon stabbed all the cakes I baked too! Every. Single. One. DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT'S LIKE TO HAVE A CREAM FILLED BAGEL STABBED FULL OF HOLES!?!?!"
>"Exactly girls! This is exactly why we need to have an intervention!"
>All six mares agree in unison and decide to find Anon immediately.
>They search up and down, all around, but can't find a damn thing.
>Not a single trace of Anon 'stabby mcstabberson'.
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"Damn ponies. THINKING I'M A BAD GUY. I'M NOT A BAD GUY! I JUST LIKE TO STAB THINGS HERE AND THERE!"

>>29785531

I like it.

>>29785531
I'm enjoying this impliction arrow story.

>>29785581
i dont like /pol/ sorry.
>>29785619
>>29786046
id keep going but i dont know what to do from here

>>29785116
This is a quality shit post right here.

And what could make for a hilarious story prompt.

>>29785116
>Anon was a homicidal maniac on Earth.
>Received the death sentence.
>Died.
>Woke up in Equestria with a knife.
>Turns out ponies can't be killed by Anon no matter what he does.
>Equestria is Murderer Anon's version of Hell.

>>29786378
I too don't knoow. I heard you make these stories in the case the show and movies and comics aren't enough.

>>29785116
I wanna stab her with my meat sword

>>29786580
But what about his relationship with Pinkamena? Both have knife fetishes

>They find anon at the park stabbing the geese.

>>29785116
SUKA BLYAT RUSH B

>>29785531
Sounds like rainbow likes being stabbed by anon

>>29785116
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SEllHMWkXEU

>>29787901
Actually it's "cyka blyat idi nahui", which is pronounced "sooka bleeah-ch-id nah hooey".

>>29787901
Calm down, Boris

>>29790111
>blee-ah
I thought Iit was blee-at.

>>29785116

>>29785116
the purple horse neck stabber is on the loose.

>>29785116
"Dude, Twilight, you need to relax; I'm just putting my knives somewhere I'll remember for later."

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>>29786580

>>29785116
nopony will ever stop from stabbing my dick all the mare and stallion on my way

>>29790057

By his penis, that is

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>>29786580
I say he tries to keep stabbing but turns out he's hallucinating. He's not holding a knife, he's holding a lolipop, a sword-balloon and sometimes even Derpy.

>>29785116
i'm surprised this still isn't a "anon stabbing pony holes with his dick"

>>29797443
I actually clicked on the thread to see if it's not already corrupted with that.

>>29785116
it's not a disorder

>>29785531
get stabed by a dick

got a certain tune to it, i like it

>>29785116
>Anon goes though a portal to some fuckall part of Equestria armed only with a swiss army knife.
>used said knife to stab small game for food and ward off predators, because he spent all his time here instead of on /out/
>two years later find Ponyville
>ptsd from time as wild man makes him go on periodic stabbing sprees
>needs an intervention because the hospital's full of Anon's victims.

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>>29786580
>>29796066
Topkek

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>>29799541

I suppose you could say we're cutting it close with page 10.

So this is /k/ general for mulp?
Neat!

>>29797436
>Sometimes even derpy
>Anon just keeps holding Derpy as a pocket knife around ponyville
>"Are you winning Anon?"
"Shut up knife, let me stab in silence"

preemptive bemp

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>>29785116
ME PONTY STICK NEEDZ MO' 'EADZ