Are crotchboobs a yay or nay?
>>29773929
only for one
>>29773929
Yay.
>>29773936
fpbp
Howdy, partner!
What you see here began as a series of comedy-centric stories with the concept of an alicorn-ascended Princess Applejack trying to change a mismanaged Equestria for the better by humorously interacting with the other, quite lazy, princesses. Plus late night pink antics.
Not to mention a whole bunch of Changelings with nothing better to do but cause mischief.
The whole thing was set in motion by this gem:
~~~~~
>So, wait, why am Ah' a princess again?
>Because you seem to be the only goddamn one of those ponies who gets that a Princess need to do actual work regarding maintenance of the kingdom. You know how much city planning or trade negotiations Twilight or Luna have done? Fucking nothing. Everyone is obsessed with the world ending threats they think I should fight, but the minute I point out the free health care I have to work to maintain everyone goes quiet. And don't even get me started on Cadence, who can't even manage a basic meeting with the Equestrian Games representative. Fucking annoying. Go do actual princess stuff, because apparently everyone else got the pamphlets mixed up or something and thinks "Princess" means "Beat cop."
~~~~~
Are you feeling creative? Try your hand at writing a story! No contribution is too small and we love having new folks around.
If you're more artistically inclined give a drawing or sketch a shot. Don't fret too much; it doesn't have to be fancy and we appreciate artwork a lot.
If that isn't your style either, writers always need feedback. So tell us what you liked - and what you didn't - to help us improve.
If you are unsure about anything, do not be afraid to ask. We will gladly bring you up-to-date or explain anything you feel is unclear.
Thread 189! And we're finally at the end of the line!
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The Discord has gone full autism and I don't have the pasta edition.
So discussion. Ponies eat meat. Plants are scarce. Not all meat is pony.
So where is the grazing land?
>>29768460
>The Discord has gone full autism
I was the one didn't bump. But so I let it die.
Why?
Him.
>>29768700
This.
Your eyes snap open. Your head throbs. Your body is chilled. And most importantly, everything aches. You've had rough landings in your career before but this one definitely takes the cake.
You doubt you're able to recall how often you hit your head on the way down but you can certainly feel the aftermath. You actually aren't even sure how long you've been out, but it must have been a few hours at least.
That reminds you.... where even did you end up? As far as you can see there is nothing but ice, snow and a few pine trees scattered around.
Where did the plane end up coming down? If you remember correctly, you did try to make it land in a nearby lake you saw from above to keep the fires to a minimum.
As you make your first few steps through the snow, you stumble upon a small scrap of singed paper. Picking up you see that it's the picture you always carry around with you.
It's you and your son on his 7th birthday, wearing your much-too-big-for-him beanie with a wide smile. It always served as a big lucky charm for you and you are sure without it you wouldn't have survived this crash.
You watch the picture for a moment and you start feeling tears well up in your eyes. You need to find a way back home, he's waiting for you!
But first, you have to gather what you brought with you and then think of what to do next, seeing the sun already on it's way back down.
And once the fiery orb of light is gone, the blistering cold you are already feeling to seep into your bones will become even worse, deadly even.
The parachute you must have used to get out of the plane lies a few meters away from you. Hopefully the three items you took before jumping are around here as well. Finding them might be easier if you manage to remember what they were. Think Piney, think!200
>>29709489
I swear to god, this CYOA is fucking cursed.
>>29709489
Gather the chute and go to the smoke 5o see if we can scavenge anything from the plane.
>>29709489
Our hatchet. Of sentimental value, our special somepony gave it to us. He knows how much we love the outdoors and nothing is more useful for trailblazing. The atlas. Were not stupid and knowing what is around us could mean the difference between life and death. The present we were bringing for our kid. To strengthen our resolve and remind us of what we are fighting to survive for. We promised him, after all.
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>>29443555
>>29444968
>>29456255
>>29463018
>>29466502
>>29467955
“I would be glad to let Sako tell her all she wants, but before that I need to borrow her for just a minute.”
You pick up Sako into a hug and turn around a few times.
Then you give her a passionate kiss.
For a moment you just stay that way keeping her in a hug.
“I’m glad that everything went out good.”
Finally you let go of Sako again.
“So are the canterlot gardens open for visits?”
>Celestia:”Yes of course, feel free to take a tour around the castle.”
“Thank you, I’m going to look for the guest rooms too.”
You begin your tour through the castle.
It’s a very fancy place.
Lot’s of long impressive halls, walls made out of white marble, pictures in the windows telling stories of heroes and battles..
It’s quite impressive.
After you managed to find your guest rooms you make your way to the garden.
You spot one or two rare animals in here.
Statues of stone grace the path through this beautiful floral oasis in middle of this high society city.
“So Platinum, any place you want to go?”
>Platinum Nut:”Oh, well. Canterlot is so big, it’s quite intimidating. I wonder if they have any ongoing shows or theaters. You know some cultural entertainment, maybe.”
So guys. Is Platinum still single, and does she still have feeling for Speed?
trixie's show!
why do you hate me?
>>29799336
you know why
>>29799336
You're all right.
>>29799336
I've no idea who you are supposed to be.
But your mane reminds me of droste chocolate.
>>29798176
Is "forced" trying to be a buzzword now like "edgy"?
>>29798179
>muh buzzwords
fuck off faggot.
>>29798176
If you wanted a meme face thread, you just had to say so.
Hi, /mlp/. A /co/mrade here. I am looking to watch Western shows that have the best worldbuilding. Is MLP one of them? How does it compare to the "deepest lore" /co/ staples like Adventure Time, Homestuck, Steven Universe, etc.?
>>29798103
its just recently started to get itself involved with the lore, if you want it from a world building point i'd say start at season 4, otherwise most people would say start like midway through season one.
Skip 3
>>29798103
Fuck off
>>29798103
Best world building ever. Season 1 is a medieval-like society, season 7 has supermarkets, go figure.
>>29798109
Literally kill yourself, Jim.
Did Hasbro start making good toys?
>>29797713
>Good toys
>Hasjew
>>29797713
Is this gum?
>>29797753
that's a dog
>Didnt watch the preview
>Didnt even read the episode names
Anyone else going into S7 blind?
>>29797572
HA, I saw your trick. You wanted me to link the trailer and post the synopses here. Good try, but no, I'm not spoonfeeding you.
>>29797576
I know someone is going to do it, which is why im not even going to check this thread again to prevent any possible spoilers.
>>29797572
I like to be prepared. It's like injecting yourself with minor disappointments to develop a bit of immunity so that the actual episode won't hit so hard.
I've been inactive in the fandom and haven't watched the show for a few years. The last I remember was /mlp/ arguing over what Twilight becoming an alicorn means for the show. Could you guys give me a rundown on whatever major has happened since ~2013?
For starters, Anthro is a bannable offense. Not to mention shit
>>29797025
>anthro
enjoy b&
>>29797025
No. You have to find out on your own.Twilight's Library got destroyed and a fancy crystal castle somehow appeared in its place.We got a half-assed reform and an addition to the mane six.CMC have their cutie marks.Rainbow Dash has been taken.Pajeet ponies are canon.Slice-of-Life is the new episode format.OP is a massive faggot.
So she's a NEET, right?
>>29796452
Pretty much.
She doesn't have many duties other than raising the moon once a day and gets to spend her free time fucking around in people's dreams. She has no real responsibilities. Celestia is obviously capable of running the empire on her own so Luna probably just fucks around all day.
>>29796460
She has the comfy life
>>29796478
>that monitor
Oy vey!
In honor of the wonder that was /mlpol/, I have written a parody of David Bowie's song "Heroes". I've done a good chunk of it, but I do wish for more input from actual /pol/ users. This is what I have so far
>>29795465
"Polnies"
I, I will fuhrer
And you, you could be fuhrerin
Though nothing, drives normies away
We could beat them, just for one day
We could be polnies, Just for one day
And you, you could post porn
And I, I'll rant all the time
Cause we're NatSoc, and that is a fact
Yes we're Horses, and that is that
Though nothing, will keep out the (generals)
We could post here, just for one day
We could be polnies, forever and ever
Whatcha say?
I, I wish you could post
Like red boards, like red boards could post
Though nothing, will keep out the normies
We could beat them, forever and ever
Oh we can be polnies, just for one day
I, I will be fuhrer!
And you, you will be fuhrein!
Though nothing, drives normies away!
We could be polnies, just for one day
We can be us, just for one day
I, I can remember
Looking, on the board
And the shitposts, flew above our heads
And we'd post, as though nothing could fall
And the shame, was on the other board
Oh we could redpill, forever and ever!
Then we could be polnies, just for one day
We can be polnies, we can be polnies
We can be polnies, just for one day
We can be polnies
We're nothing, and mods will not help us
Maybe we're shitposts, the board better not stay
But we could be polnies, just for one day
Oh oh oh ohhh, oh oh oh ohhh, just for one day
>>29795472
I didn't know I needed this till now.
Tasty
>>29795472
Redirect to lyrics here https://www.google.com/amp/s/genius.com/amp/David-bowie-heroes-lyrics
Redirect to song here
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jBuwC4VJi50
How many of you are actually redpilled, and how many of you are just LARPing so you can get another pony board?
>>29795159
When you know you are redpilled enough?
>>29795159
Go back to /pol/ and shill there for your bait attempts faggot.
>>29795159
I've never used /pol/ but I want /mlpol/ back because it's fun
I want to be a pretty princess
>>29795133
Twilight is best waifu, and has the best butt
>>29795133
>Celestia hears that anon wants to be a pretty princess
>she has Luna go and change you in your sleep
>by the time you wake up, you're an alicorn mare with such a long horn and huge wings
>and not only that, but your now equine flanks, hips and thighs are MASSIVELY huge and cushioned, and you're tall enough to bump your head against the ceiling when you get up
>you are now the pretty thicc alicorn mare princess
>wat do now?
>>29796060
>Rape