If Pinkie is the cutest of ponies, does that mean Earth Ponies are the best? Furthermore, does it mean Ponies live in a planet called "Earth" or is it just some arbitrary thing that they just call the ground that?
>>30891315
Pathetic attempt at glimmerposting.
>>30891326
I don't get this meme
I think an argument could be made...
Sci-Twi's wings erecting really turns me on, I want to find ways to cause them to expand, like running a finger down her spine and suddenly her wings just go PLOP and start shivering a little. Or jump scaring her so her wings get a sudden hard on. Why are contracting wings so hot fuck me.
>>30891254
Stay in your general, barbienigger
>>30891426
How does she get her chin behind her shoulderblades?
They had sex.
And it felt so good
>>30891201
They did too.
Now Spike is the only virgin at their D&D session.
>>30891217
Well, he does play as the Wizard.
Name 3 episodes that are in your opinion, the
most rewatchable episodes of mlp:fim
Lesson Zero
Party of One
Best Night Ever
>>30891151
Equestria Girls
Rainbow Rocks
Friendship Games
I'd like my (You)'s now.
> >30891153
You seriously think you can just get to Equestria and have your waifu love you either way? You think you can be a soft bellied loser and still deserve a waifu?
>Twilight Sparkle
Wants someone in the military like her brother. Loves a man who is punctual and keeps a clean schedule. Soft spoken and also well educated.
>Rarity
High class, rich and well known or respected. You would have to be somebody important to even have a chance with her.
>Rainbow Dash
First off, you gotta be fit. Not going to the gym twice a week or that shit, no really fit. Fit as in running every morning after you wake up fit. If you're not into sports or outdoors activities, she would never even talk to you.
>Applejack
Hard working and real 'manly'. Meaning you don't take shit from no one and especially her. If you are the follower type who takes orders then she will look down on you. If you can't handle her, do you even deserve her? She needs a stallion that can tell her what is what.
>Fluttershy
She is too kind to say no. But her friends will be there to judge you and evaluate you for her. If you're not perfect for Fluttershy, you won't ever get near her.
>Pinkie Pie
If you're not as goofy or as energetic as she is then you won't ever be able to keep up with her. When she wants to do something she does it. If you wanna sit and chill, she won't approve. If you're not funny either, you got no chance.
>>30890942
>implying any of us thought we wouldn't have to put work in to make them love us
>implying there wasn't always that spark of doubt that our mere humanity would make the entire deal a no-go
We're more down to earth than you think we are. Depression keeps us grounded.
>>30890954
Well, with how most of the AiE's, and Hie's in general play out, I can see why people assume that we expect everything to just work in our favor in Equestria with no effort required.
>>30890942
>tfw fit the bill for my waifu
Feels good, man
is basic continuity and attention to detail to much to ask for?
>>30890892
Anon he can't even write a simple children's toy commercial without making everyone a mentally insane asshole.
You can't ask cancer to stop being cancer. You can't ask vultures to stop eating carcasses.
>>30890892
Anyone else notice how the center balcony entrance looks like marevag?
>>30890922
I want to fuck the castle
Am curious about watching the show since reading about the fandom, am already into cartoons so I figure why not. I guess my question is, what do you like most about the series? What has kept your attention and dedication going?
>>30890614
Just watch it, fag. "What's the appeal" threads are soft-banned, btw.
>>30890614
what a stupid question. just fucking watch it and see if you like it, not:
>s-s-s-s-shhh-shhhhould I w-watch it?
The porn and the memes
The show is okay by itself but isn't really stellar, unless you fall in love with one of the characters (or several)
There are better shows out there, but there's only one fandom like this one, really
TLDR; just watch it you fucking faggot
>>30890550
N-no
>>30890550
I'm lonely
not really, but I can't feel the warm of companionship anymore
I have few friends, but I don't feel part of the group
I feel like I don't belong, like I shouldn't be with them. they seems distant, unreachable
sometimes I watch my steam client notifying me that they are playing some game together
I don't like that game, they know it, but sometimes I'd like that they invite me anyway. it could be fun with them
but they don't. and I feel jealousy and envy growing inside me. it hurts... so much
it's been a while since last time they invited me to play something
I still remember when we used to play D&D or monster hunter together... it doesn't happen much anymore
I've started to think that they are actively avoiding me
I tried buying some of their games. they welcomed me and play for few days... then move on. they stop playing that game even if they seemed to enjoy it. just few days after I bought it
it... happened more times that I'm comfortable with
I tried making more fiends, playing more games, taking an hobby. nothing works. I still feel like I'm alone surrounded by cold strangers
I used to laugh at death and suicide jokes. but now... now they makes me smile and ponder: once they start to seem viable options they may lose comedy, but they don't lose the promise of solace
maybe I'm just not a good friend, I'm not good enough at socializing. they told me they are bad too... it doesn't seem like it
sometimes I just want to stay in bed and do nothing
I don't watch to turn on my pc: I could watch their notifications
I don't want to watch my phone: I still have their contacts somewhere
I don't want to go out: I'm too tired
the bed feels nice
looking at he roof for hours or trying to sleep even when I can't are more enjoyable activities. maybe boring, but more enjoyable nonetheless.
I just need someone to play with, someone to talk to. I just need someone... but probably I will not be able to connect
I will not be able to make this someone a friend
>>30891324
I have never had a friend before, are they really that great? Being alone all the time is really relaxing,I don't know why that would make you depressed.
Can we talk about how ironically hypocritical this episode was, despite tooting around integrity as a moral, again despite this being a toy commercial and written by an egomaniacal executive? even funnier is that the egomaniacal executive wrote the episode.
Or after 6 years are we still too neck-deep in /b/tards and hasdrones to have a charming, honest and interesting conversation?
>>30890458
>neck deep in hasdrones
No, friend. You're just neck deep in autism
>>30890493
You're right, they're not even real drones. They're just autists pretending. We shouldn't even dignify them by calling them drones, they're an insult to actual drones.
>>30890458
I really liked the episode
maybe that gay dude was almost cringy but it's ok, kids are slow and you have to hammer things in their head to make them learnalso coloratura has one of the best song of the entire seriesyou know which it is
Let's have a thread where we post celebs we want to see in the show, and the character we want them to play.
>Scootaloo's ciderholic dad
feels bad
>>30890425
Have all of Glimmers lines revoiced by him.
Pic related as Pinkie Pie's eccentric uncle/relative
I've wanted this to happen since motherfucking 2012
DRAGON LORD EMBER IS DICTATOR
>>30889661
I'd suck Ember dick
Dragons have a system of law that is the only thing even close to resembling democracy at the top level.
>>30889672
Ember doesn't have a penis, but she can suck my penis.
How will starlight glimmer save the mane 6 in the S7 finale?
>>30889528
In a perfect world, Starlight won't even be in the finale. Instead being in the EqG world, the ending line in Mirror Magic about her staying for a for a few days actually having some weight. Starlight fags not only get cucked but also get triggered that more support for EqG being canon existing.
None of this will happen, but a man can dream.
>>30889576
>He unironically wants barbieshit to be canon
Fucking newfags these days smhtbhfam
>>30889528
They'll mix things up for variety's sake by having Starlight Glimmer getting kidnapped and having the Mane 6 come rescue her. Once they arrive at the Big Bad's hideout it'll be revealed that it was a trap, and they'll get trapped in a painting or something. Then Starlight will jump it of the shadows, defeat the villain, and save the Mane 6 because she had already escaped about halfway through part 2. Then the haters will have nothing to complain about anymore, because we made Starlight vulnerable and not a Mary Sue.
What's her endgame?
>>30889526
Booping her snoot. With no regret!
boop snoot
>>30889526
pregnant
Just got finished watching Daring Done.
Why...
Why the fuck did the writers waste this opportunity. They could've been done with the ridiculous canon killer that is Daring Doo in the real world of Equestria, and made a pretty good character driven episode of Rainbow Dash learning to accept that Daring is truly retiring, but instead it was just another pointless Daring Doo adventure. Granted the moral would have been analogous to Tanks for the Memories, but it would have still been a great episode. Instead we got more drivel.
Daring Doo's adventures weren't ever meant to be the main focus anyway, as they were a set piece to a story about Rainbow learning to love reading. The fact of Daring Doo being real has disgusted me since Season 4 and they had a chance to right that wrong and they FUCKED IT UP.
Seriously. Worst episode of the season BY FAR.
>>30889244
>>30889244
Stupid purpleposter
>people using your reaction images to post sentiments you don't agree with
Rarity should've been The Element of Purity.
>>30889241
>>30889257
Lyra the Element of Chocolate Milk.
>>30889241
>Fluttershy the Element of Harmony and Element of Kindness get it on with an evil spirit of Disharmony and Chaos
>Rarity the element of Generosity will lay with a a character established as a thief
>Nice guys like Spike or Flash can never score
Really makes you think