>less than 3000 attendees
>pictures of empty rooms all over twitter
>literally has a DashCon ballpit
yfw the MLP Movie flops as hard as Hascon and Gem & The Holograms
kids that watch MLP dont go to these cons
>>30912077
Friendly reminder that Earth pony mares will trap you into a relationship and ride your cock until your balls are drained of cum.
Don't fall for earth ponies.
>>30911937
But i luv Appulpone...
>>30911937
You're right, OP. We should all settle for a nice, gentle unicorn who'll respect our limitations and cuddle in bed until we both fall asleep instead of riding us until the break of dawn and guaranteeing a pregnancy.Wait, what am I saying?
That's my fetish.
This is canon.
>>30911640
>ponies are standing next to each other
>must be lesbians
>>30911643
>standing
Are you blind or retarded?
>>30911652
>ponies are having physical contact
>that's basically sex
What is Nyx thinking about?
Suicide.
>>30911616
She's considering lynching those who aren't perfectly aryan and pure like the pony in her thoughts.
>>30911616
How sad it is that even /b/ has better moderation than this hell filled with memester faggots.
I hope we get more tree hugger this season, even if other anon's hate her.
>>30911341
Green horse is love.
>>30911341
Who could hate her?
>>30911370
Some guy who always stirs up shit because "dude meme lmao."
I want to buy her for a night
>>30911227
Rarity's wife is not for sale, OP
>>30911232
shit that's too cute. I've changed my mind, I take it back and will now repent for my sins and change my ways.
>>30911241
Good on ya, lad
W0W! GLlMMER
WOW
>>30911174
WOW! QUEEN CHRYSALIS
>>30911179
WOW a cutie
like 1-10 I think I want to kill my self but I a) don't have the balls b) I can do anything in the world but get laid c) wait till I can save 150$ and buy puss but I'm shit at saving and I just feel like shit tonight like fuck everyone else get it it's because I'm baka I know it it's my fucking baka that why sorry for being op
>>30911120
You are very endearing, you know that?
>>30911120
stop being me, faggot, that's my job
>>30911120
>buy puss
you're better off killing yourself, I've heard some fucked up stories from Anon's who were desperate enough to do the same and now I'm legitimately scared of whores and hookers because they're probably more violent and degenerate than all of us
would you watch a mlp anime?
Is...
>>30911095
yes
>>30911089
depends what type. an aria/aqua type deal would be great and compliment the series
whats the closest an episode has come to making you cry openly?
The one where Ash tells Pikachu to run away back to the group of wild pikachus
From Whom the Sweetie Belle Toils.
Specially the end ;_;
I wept.
Why did he waste his time enrolling in a camp to help get your cutie mark if he's so insistent on never getting one?
He's a foal, his parents probably signed him up for it after getting too tired of his shit, insisting to never be good at anything
He probably gets frustrated that nothing is working for him at the camp and thinks he'll never get one. He then gets insecure about it and tries to spin it into how cutie marks suck and that no one should want one.
>>30910178
It's another hamfisted attempt by the current staff to make fun of people who dislike change.
horse guns
>>30909764
THOSE horses need my little gun inside their loading docks to quell their distress.
>Hey pony audience, you ready for some jokes?! Let's have a pun time!!!!!
>So, what did the husband pony have to pay his wife after the divorce.......???
>.......ALIPONY!!!
Yeah, ok, you got a chuckle.
>>30909730
That was a very alicorny joke.
>>30909806
Getting real sick of your shit, Glimmer
Can we talk about how bad of an ideatwilight's school of friendship is? The idea of having characters be teachers has been done already with the CMC and was done significantly better with them than it could be with the mane 6 for several reasons. The CMC actually had build up to their cutie marks, even down to the lessons they learned being related directly to helping people understand their cutie marks or helping them to better teach people (twilight time and ponyville confidential are examples). The CMCs characters also fit people who teach others much more than most of the mane 6's do, the CMC are big softies who were willing to help anyone who they saw even a remote amount of good in (babs/tiara) and have had an interest in making others happy (regardless of how good they were at it) in episodes like hearts and hooves day, doing this demonstrated their interest in teaching/helping others, making their cutie marks make sense.The mane 5 in contrast have nothing like this and we even having an episode (testing testing) that shows just how bad of teachers the mane 5 would be. This concept will either turn the mane 6 into mary sues, a cringefest where all of the mane 5s worst qualities are shown, or retread what we have seen with the CMC.
>"hehehe if I talk shit about the mane 6, I'll get a lot a tasty (You)s"
People like you are the reason why idiots like the Vogelfag exist. But don't worry, go on, keep reposting the same shit again and again, you'll totally save the board from all those evil generals if you shitpost enough. Fucking imbecile.
>>30908803
I am saying that the season 7 finale idea ofgiving the mane 6 a school to teach at is a really bad idea and doesn't match well with most of their characters (only twilight). There isn't any evidence in the show that the mane 5 would make for good teachers or would even want to teach.
>>30908816
>season 7 finale idea ofgiving the mane 6 a school to teach at
Wait, what? Is this some leaked shit from hascon? That sounds utterly atrocious.
What's the deal with this board recently. Seems way more salty and critical of the series as of late. I swear, I don't remember it being this salty. People bitching about the show being shit, when i'm not noticing much of a change. Using glimmer as a form of shitposting, and telling anyone they disagree with they're wrong and need to stop eating shit. Can someone explain /mlp/'s downfall?
>>30908528
Just a few bad eggs unwilling to accept their new future princess is all.
Everyone who is not a bitter autist sits in general threads all day.
>>30908528
How many levels of falseflagging are you on, OP?