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First green, criticism is encouraged. 2017-09-10 12:23:04 Post No.30908483
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>the sudden sound of muffled cheering and hoof stomping interrupts your attempt to psych yourself up
>one voice rises above the rest and begins to proclaim in an exaggerated tone
“Give it up for the reining champion, the one and only, ESTRUS ENCHANTRESS!”
>the rumbling of hooves increases and the crowds’ frantic shouts begin to meld into a booming chant
“EN-CHANT-RESS! EN-CHANT-RESS! EN-CHANT-RESS! EN-CHANT-RESS!”
>you swallow hard and start to have second thoughts
>no, you have to do this, this is your calling and you know it
>this is the only way you will ever get anywhere in Equestria
>besides, you remember reading about how much more stamina humans had than ponies on that Taiwanese woodworking site before you came to Equestria
>this will be easy, anons wouldn’t just tell lies on the internet, would they?
>of course not, you have nothing to worry about!
>with a new confidence you sand up and steady yourself for battle
>“Here goes nothing.” you say out loud as you step through the curtain
>the cheering and stomping stops as suddenly as it had started
>you feel the eyes of hundreds, maybe even thousands of ponies ridiculing you
>the crowd starts to boo you
>all the stress had giving you a massive boner, and you intended to use it
>thinking fast, you establish dominance the only way you know how
>unzip dick
>but you still have a few feet to walk until you reach the arena
>you can’t just bend over and take your pants off after making a power play like that, nor can you waddle into the arena with your pants around your ankles
>you try to mimic the professional ‘wrasslers back home and give your pants a mighty tug
>however, instead of ripping your pants off like an alpha, you just succeed in tripping yourself
>falling forward you close your eyes and prepare for the shame

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 12:24:10 Post No.30908492
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>>30908483
>you feel your dick make contact with the floor
>but wait-
>the rest of you hasn’t hit the ground yet
>gravity seems to have reversed itself and you open your eyes to see the ground moving quickly by, inches from your face
>you land on your feet inside the arena and pelvic thrust
>the booing crowd starts to cheer and the announcer begins to speak in his trademarked tone
“And spring boarding into the arena, the challenger, ANON THE ANNIHILATOR!”
>before you can begin to comprehend what just happened the bell signaling round one rings and the announcer proclaims
“Let the stamina games begin!”
>snapping back to reality, you remember your training
>the endless hours you had spent fapping to pony porn and horribly written greens was finally about to pay off
>take that mom!
>you and the mare opposite you begin to circle the ring, eyes locked
>the mare had assumed a position like that of a cat about to pounce
>your eyes wander to her raised rump
>this mare was THICC and to top it off, her cutie mark was a splotch of what looked like cum
>noticing your wandering eyes the mare grinned and turned 360 degrees as if to walk away
>instead of leaving however, she assumed the IWTCI position and raised her tail
>her horsepussy glistened with juices as it winked at you, spilling a little to the ground
>she looked back at you and seductively inquired of you in her slightly raspy voice
“You wouldn’t breed a mare in front of so many ponies, would you anon?”

Anonymous 2017-09-10 12:25:04 Post No.30908507
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>>30908483
Shit/10

Give up

Your family hates you

I hate you

Your friends hate you

Your extended family hates you

God hates you

Donald Trump hates you

Anonymous 2017-09-10 12:25:13 Post No.30908509
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>>30908492
>unable to resist you plunged forward, dick first, towards the inviting ponypussy
>grabbing the mare by her flanks you thrust into her velvety marevag
>as you enter her you can already begin to feel her walls messaging your dick
>once fully inside her, the mare clasps onto the base of your dick with her vulva and intensifies her internal massaging
>she looks back triumphantly and exclaims
“I’ve got you now, anon. I’m in charge”
>you had heard about this move before
>the mare would clasp her vulva around a stallion’s cock, right behind the flares, making it nearly impossible for him to escape
>but you are no stallion, and with no flares to stop you, you launch your counter attack
>putting one hand over your mouth and using the other to grab the base of the mare’s tail you ask her in an intimidating accent
“Do you feel in charge?”
>at this moment you pull out of the mare’s soft depths
>the mare’s triumphant expression turned to one of shock as she began to utter
“B-but--”
>as you press your cock against her puckered ponut, you reply
“That’s right, butt.”
>her pupils shrink as you ram your womb wand into her ass
>still firmly grasping her dock, you use it to bring her into your thrusts
>removing your hand from your mouth, you also began to finger her pussy in tune with your thrusting
>increasing the tempo you softly whisper into her ear
“I know your secret, you little butt slut.”
>again her expression had changed, but this time to one of ever increasing ecstasy
>you continue increasing your tempo over the next few minutes and the mare continues to melt deeper into her pleasure

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Huge Humans: Large Lyra! 2017-09-10 12:21:09 Post No.30908464
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Huge Humans: Large Lyra! Anonymous 2017-09-10 12:21:09 Post No. 30908464 [Report] [View this topic]

She's big! She's bouncy! She's jolly! It's everyone's favorite minty human: Lyra!
Also, she's like seven feet tall.

But if that's too much mint for you, you can talk about her friends too.

And if you're interested in a trip down m̶a̶m̶m̶o̶r̶y̶ memory lane, the archive is over here: https://pastebin.com/r7UXukuj

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https://www.fimfiction.net/story/384115/growing-in-love

Anonymous 2017-09-10 04:11:39 Post No.30910011
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>>30908464
MODS MODS MODS

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 12:08:42 Post No. 30908362 [Report] [View this topic]

>Daring Do fucked over multiple 3rd world cultures across multiple decades
>"lol we forgive you because you told us an unverified story about saving us from something we don't even know actually exists and that one asshole turned out to be a thief"

What did the writers mean by this?

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 12:11:25 Post No.30908384
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>>30908362
It means they don't care about the show and just want to churn out episodes for that sweet Hasbro toy cash.

Anonymous 2017-09-10 12:14:27 Post No.30908407
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>>30908362
All male characters are evil and will victimize the heroine but in the end the strength of female heroism will save the day and cast out the patriarchy.

Anonymous 2017-09-10 12:16:49 Post No.30908424
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>>30908362
If the third worlders had stayed pissed, it would have sent the message that third worlders are too ignorant to help and we should just tell them to fuck off and let them all die instead of helping them.

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2017-09-10 12:06:04 Post No.30908336
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 12:06:04 Post No. 30908336 [Report] [View this topic]

Why don't people want the show to be more creative?

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Anonymous 2017-09-10 12:07:18 Post No.30908348
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>>30908336
There's a difference between creativity and stupidity.

Anonymous 2017-09-10 12:08:28 Post No.30908359
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Anonymous 2017-09-10 12:08:28 Post No.30908359 [Report]

Fuck off, Slashy

Anonymous 2017-09-10 12:09:16 Post No.30908370
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>>30908336
REE THINGS THAT ARE DIFFERENT MAKE ME MAD

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:51:32 Post No. 30908179 [Report] [View this topic]

Just how big is he?

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>>30908179
very large

Anonymous 2017-09-10 12:00:10 Post No.30908270
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>>30908250
I unironically want to be hugged by a horse

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>>30908179
TELL ME ABOUT LEMON HEARTS
WHY DOES SHE WEAR THE FLASK

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:48:40 Post No. 30908152 [Report] [View this topic]

This is your mindset, bronies.

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>>30908152
Actually this is my mindset

Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:51:19 Post No.30908172
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Lift her tail please

Anonymous 2017-09-10 12:06:08 Post No.30908338
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>>30908152
>Implying liking ponies is the worst part of me
I fucking wish, man

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:37:55 Post No. 30908070 [Report] [View this topic]

Ken Penders is now in charge of the MLP comic. What happens?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:40:05 Post No.30908091
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>>30908070
Who?

Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:48:22 Post No.30908148
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>>30908091
http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Ken+Penders

Anonymous 2017-09-09 11:58:44 Post No.30908252
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>>30908070
At this point nobody would notice any difference.

Anonymous
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Anonymous 2017-09-09 10:20:01 Post No. 30907471 [Report] [View this topic]

What the hell? Fucking dropped.

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 10:22:07 Post No.30907481
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Fart pyramids.

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>>30907471
T-THEY GOT THE INSPIRATION FOR THAT FROM THE OIL OCEAN LEVEL ON SONIC 2!

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>>30907471
>>30907481
>>30907491
these posts are all ten apart
If mine is ten away, I won't do anything

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 10:06:17 Post No. 30907349 [Report] [View this topic]

Can we have a Balloon Fetish thread?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 10:03:30 Post No. 30907333 [Report] [View this topic]

These were the most-recently-bumped threads at the time I wrote the list:

>general
>offtopic
>general
>CYOA
>question that shouldn't be its own thread
>shitpost
>general
>general
>CYOA
>"i-it's totally not a general guise"
>shitpost
>shitpost
>CYOA
>really good post
>good post
>CYOA
>shitpost
>general
>general
>shitpost

What should we do to make this godawful board better?

Note to mods/jannies: we are permitted 1 thread per board to discuss ways to improve the board.

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>>30907333
oh geez I dunno, maybe we should, and I know this seems crazy, get rid of the shitposts? I know weird idea right?

Anonymous 2017-09-09 10:06:56 Post No.30907360
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>>30907350
Shitposts AND generals. Make a /mlpg/ board and exile them there.

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>>30907333
If you want original content make it yourself

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 09:39:05 Post No. 30907150 [Report] [View this topic]

Anyone afraid of smart girls? Turned on? Angry?

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>>30907150
number 2

Anonymous 2017-09-09 09:41:59 Post No.30907173
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>>30907150
I love that particular smart girl.

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>>30907150
I don't know, I don't really interact with women, like, at all.

Are girls at your school making fun of you for being """smart"""?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:54:07 Post No. 30906219 [Report] [View this topic]

How do I get good at writing?

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:54:48 Post No.30906229
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>>30906219
You don't.

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>>30906219
by writing

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>>30906219
by not wasting time watching children's cartoons

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Twidash Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:15:53 Post No. 30905876 [Report] [View this topic]

I want to see what 4chan thinks about this

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:17:29 Post No.30905891
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>>30905876
please permaban anyone who posts from mobile ever

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:17:47 Post No.30905893 [Report]

Was that picture taken in a kids bedroom

Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:19:39 Post No.30905909
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>>30905891
Granpa pls it's current year

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Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:12:39 Post No. 30905838 [Report] [View this topic]

>Even kids want Starlight to be an alicorn

So is it gonna happen?

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>>30905838
Yes

Anonymous 2017-09-09 07:16:51 Post No.30905887
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>>30905838
>implying they're asking because they want it
I went to a con where a 7 year old was trashing Flurry Heart after her reveal. They're just like us.

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>>30905887
I love at con panels when kids turn out to be super savage just like adults. It makes that Fame and Misfortune scene at the end/the lesson seem incredibly naive and borderline wish fulfillment.