You seriously think you can just get to Equestria and have your

>>30890942
>implying any of us thought we wouldn't have to put work in to make them love us
>implying there wasn't always that spark of doubt that our mere humanity would make the entire deal a no-go
We're more down to earth than you think we are. Depression keeps us grounded.

>>30890954
Well, with how most of the AiE's, and Hie's in general play out, I can see why people assume that we expect everything to just work in our favor in Equestria with no effort required.

>>30890942
>tfw fit the bill for my waifu
Feels good, man

>>30890942
Stop projecting. We aren't all unfit, disgusting, pathetic, uneducated losers.

I love my waifu because i relate with her and think our personalities would match up well so yea i do think i'd have a chance with her.

>>30891010
Your presence on this board says otherwise.
There's no way you aren't at least one of those.

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>>30890942
t. fan of the fandom that doesn't watch the show
Thank you for your input, OP

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>>30890982
>dey lub da hooman DICK xD
Honestly though. Most of these AiE is so low effort and fantasy filled it's boring. Each every single on is the same. Anon sees pony, pony loves anon, pony and Anon happy forever. Wow, that was worth the read.

>>30890942
I'll just be a dick. Bitches love dicks.

>>30890942
Don't worry anon we'll all be drafted to war and die a painful death I'll keep the door open for you faggots.

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>>30890942
>tfw your waifu is already canon taken

>>30890942
>Pinkie wouldn't approve of sitting and chilling
Total horseshit canonically debunked by the show multiple times. So long as you're with her she doesn't mind if you just want to sit and watch as she does something. In TMPP she goes swimming and lets Dash just rest by the waterhole because she understands that's what she wants to do.

>>30890982
Eh, I'd say there's only so many times you can write the struggle before you just want to get to the heart of your story idea with a glossed-over background.

>>30891079
not canon

>>30890942
>>Twilight
>Wants someone in the military like her brother.
literally what proof do you have of this, and her smiling at Flash pony once is not proof
>Loves a man who is punctual and keeps a clean schedule. Soft spoken and also well educated.
understandable and also literally the easiest thing to do

>>Rarity
>High class, rich and well known or respected. You would have to be somebody important to even have a chance with her.
understandable however she also has respect for Spike and whilst you could argue that he's upperclass you could just as easily argue against it, as long as you're not a fucking prick you'll get along with her just fin

>>Rainbow Dash
>First off, you gotta be fit. Not going to the gym twice a week or that shit, no really fit. Fit as in running every morning after you wake up fit. If you're not into sports or outdoors activities, she would never even talk to you.
literally bullshit, 4 of her best friends don't meet this quota, again as long as you're a decent person and put effort into something, whilst you may be unlikely to come into contact with her when you do there is every chance that you can become friends with her

>>Applejack
> If you are the follower type who takes orders then she will look down on you.
Again some of her best friends are more followers than leaders, two to be exact she will not look down on you for being a bit more meek than others, and I doubt she wants some mighty dominating stallion to boss her around, more likely than not she prefers one that's more level-headed and willing to compromise

>>Fluttershy
>If you're not perfect for Fluttershy, you won't ever get near her.
wrong, as long as you're not a piece of shit and prove it they'll be fine with it, plus she's developed enough confidence wise to tell them to let her choose her friends and say no to you so really you have to worry about proving yourself to her more so than her friends

>>30891219
>>Pinkie Pie
>If you're not as goofy or as energetic as she is then you won't ever be able to keep up with her.
>If you wanna sit and chill, she won't approve. If you're not funny either, you got no chance.
wow again bullshit, just so much bullshit, none of her friends can keep up with her outbursts even on a slow day, and more often than not she's the one making jokes, the rest of them do have a sense of humour, more often than not in most situations they're in they remain serious, so again just have a decent sense of humour be a decent person, be willing to socialise and you'll both get along swimmingly

you do know that there are episodes past season 1 right?

>>30891219
>literally what proof do you have of this, and her smiling at Flash pony once is not proof
But it is proof. You can't just ask for proof then say that the proof is not what you consider proof.

She likes military guys.

>>30891234
people smile at strangers that they pass by literally everyday, Twilight doesn't even know pony Flash, she probably smiles at random strangers all the time because she's polite, doesn't mean she wants to suck their dick
and even if she does like military ponies, and for the sake of sanity and to avoid a shitty back and forth of "no you"s I'll give up that point and say she does, what proof do you have that she wouldn't like people who aren't in the military?

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>>30890942
>Soft spoken
>Military man
Comes across to me almost like a contradiction.

>>30891242
They bumped into each other, then she asked Cadence for his name.

DYEWTS?

>>30891259
and then literally never talked about him again and probably never will
DY?

>>30891259
>EqG
>canon
your opinions were oh so wrong on so many different levels when you posted them OP but this is something else entirely

>>30891283
Doesn't matter. She saw a guy in armor, got interested and wanted to know his name. There is your proof.

>>30891288
and then did literally nothing about it, your "proof" is bullshit, and even if it wasn't, where's your proof that she's only interested in military guys? You've only give one example of her showing what barely counts as mild interest in one soldier and then barely acknowledges any other guards for the rest of the series except for when she told the two royal guards in the S4 premiere to go back to doing whatever they were doing before
Bottom line is your point in the OP is bullshit, you don't need to be military for her to show interest in you, what she would show interest in, I don't know, but neither do you

>>30891322
Like I said, it doesn't matter what they do with it. They did not have to. The fact of the matter is that it happened. She got interested in a guy in armor. Even it is was just one example, it is still an example. And since she hasn't shown any interest in any other stallions, I am going with the idea that she likes stallions in armor.

When the day comes, and it probably will, where she shows interest in someone other than a guardspony. I will be wrong. But for now, I am in the right.

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>>30890942
>implying most of us don't bitterly realize this and hate these facts every day of our lives
That's why I'm getting /fit/. It's the very least I can do, combined with my brash humor.

>>30891385
Same

>>30891385
Every lift brings you closer to your waifu.

>>30890942
>Twilight Sparkle
>Wants someone in the military like her brother. Loves a man who is punctual and keeps a clean schedule. Soft spoken and also well educated.

>tfw when exempt from the military and wasn't allowed to enlist
She would understand, r-right?

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>>30890942
It's my hc, asshole, fuck off.

>>30891860
We'll make it, brother.

>>30891886
It's true. When I feel my strength falter on those last reps, I think what would she say if she was there I looked like a mass of ass flesh, and I say Fuck That and push them in.

How can your waifu even respect you if you can't respect yourself enough to look good for her?

>>30890942
Why should we even care?

If we can't get with our waifus, Equestria is full of mares anyway.
Be yourself and you'll find the one for you

>>30891930
>If we can't get with our waifus, Equestria is full of mares anyway. Be yourself and you'll find the one for you
>can't get with our waifus
>you'll find the one for you
>can't get
>waifus
>can't get
>the one for you

>>30891942
You idiot, if she doesn't want to be with you then you weren't meant to be together.
You were just a deluded manchild and you need to get over it

>>30891961
I understand that, but I think you're trivializing other people's waifus just a bit.

>>30891930
>Be yourself
Well "myself" is a fat lazy retarded neet. Real good advice, bro.

>>30892000
Being yourself is indeed terrible advice. Fake it until you make it is basically the way successful people roll.