Here is the new /mlp/ cringe test. How cringey is /mlp/?
>>30861330
Does looking at pictures on derpibooru count towards "various other websites like mylittlebrony" or "paheal, e621 etc."?
>>30861330
What if I only watched the first EqG movie when it came out?
>440
Gilmmerposting really killed me
Share your gifs, webms and caps
LQ 720p
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rdY2Id5VFmw
Waiting on a good rip
>>30860482
The episode was shit
>>30860540
The strawpoll disagrees
>>30860482
haven't watched yet, i bet it will be like what >>30860540 said
Which one of them resembles your girlfriend the most?
>>30859283
Sunset, because she is in a different reality.
>>30859283
>your girlfriend
>>30859283
Pinkie because she is my girlfriend.Thank you for saving my edit.
Welcome to Dadonequus where we discuss and share stories about a human brought to Equestria by Discord himself to be his son or even adopted by a magic horse mom. Enjoy the stories close to
the actual tone of the show you will find in this goddamn thread. If you are a shipfag, revel in the constant teases that we have with Fluttercord, if you are a Flutterfag enjoy how we never actually do the fucking ship, just like the show! So come in and experience some of the greatest stories with some of the most apathetic readers on the board!
Stories:
Archive of stories: https://pastebin.com/RiguRjdM (embed)
Active Writers:
Ben Dover ( https://pastebin.com/u/Ben__Dover ) - Cute father/son time with Discord. Family is magic.
Elo ( http://pastebin.com/u/Elohemian ) – Want to read an actually good and non-creepy Momlestia/Lunamom story? then you gotta read this shit
Erf ( http://pastebin.com/u/Erf1111 ) – Ever wanted to know what it feels to be Discord's son and have adventures in the actual Equestria and not some edgy bullshit? Gotta read this shit
JekyllorHyde ( https://pastebin.com/u/JekyllorHyde ) - A godlike-figure forces Discord to adopt Cyborg Anoncolt
Laskurvel ( https://pastebin.com/u/Laskvurel ) - Discord brings an unwilling femanon into Equestria as a filly.
Speed Weed ( https://pastebin.com/u/manofass ) - AB SOLUTLY INCREBIDLE Stery PLS RAED
Zenco ( https://pastebin.com/u/zenco1 ) - Pepe Anónimo is brought into Equestria as a secret agent for an organization called SMILE.
Erroneous (https://pastebin.com/u/ErroneousDraconequus) - Discord decides to adopt The Four Colts of the Apocalypse.Things expectedly go awry.
Wand of Inferno (https://pastebin.com/u/Wand_of_inferno) - An unreformed Discord adopts a little Mexican colt name Alberto
And check out our cool as fuck art:
https://1drv.ms/f/s!AhXTgF2ur7iaa7pvcOXL_uMq17A
Last thread: >>30851723
>>30859113
What the fuck happened to the other thread and why is that Epona so hot
>After closing the door behind you, the first thing you did was to walk back to the hallway where you “fought” the fourth graders.
>It was a fairly calm trip since just like last time, there wasn’t any sixth grader patrolling this area but when you looked through the giant windows at the snow covered snowfield you saw… no one! Seriously, what’s up with these parts of the school being completely idiot-free? It was starting to give you the creeps.
>You started walking a bit faster… not because you were starting to get scared or anything… y-you just wanted to solve this as quickly as possible.
>When you arrived at the intersection between the hallways, you covered against a wall and took a peak, hoping that the coast was clear.
“…Dang”
>It was not. You could count at least five foals patrolling the hallway. Luckily, they didn’t seem to belong to the sixth grade, nope, these guys were fourth graders alright.
>Not only that, you also saw other five foals standing at the middle of hallway, but these were different. Some of them looked much younger than the fourth graders, what was up with that? Who were these guys?
>Hey! You could see Double Ocean with them! Talk about luck!
>The younger foals were wearing handkerchiefs on their heads. One of them even had a little eye patch made out of what it seemed to be paper.
>You could see that they were talking about something. The little pirates seemed a bit too cocky while the fourth graders were definitely annoyed at them.
>Man, it would be awesome if you could hear what they were talking about, but they were keeping such a frickin’ low volume! No fair, man! How are you supposed to spy on these mates like this?
>Hmmm… maybe you can change this if you back off a little and then use a teleporting spell in order to get to close enough locker… yeah, that would do the trick.
>After you took a couple of steps back… you felt something poking the back of your head along with a little squeaky voice….
“Oh c’mon, now what?”
>>30859512
>“Arr! Me thinks that you’re in big trouble! For you have been caught by the great pirate Sweet Scent!”
>You let out a sigh in annoyance as you slowly shook your head.
“Now, now, I know that-“
>”Silence!” The filly yelled as she poked your head a bit harder with whatever she was using “For you are our prisoner now! And what a handsome reward we’ll get! Now come with me or I’ll throw ye to the sharks!”
>You couldn’t help but to laugh at what she just said. Sharks? Really? This was Canterlot, the closest beach was hundreds of miles away
>Wearing a big grin, you turned around and saw a small filly in front of you holding a plastic sword with her magic… huh… someone in this school who is actually using magic… and this gal was rather young too.
>The filly’s coat was mint colored with blue mane and eyes, she was wearing a cheap pirate hat complete with a toy parrot standing on her shoulder. No eye patch though, which was kind of lame.
“You’re gonna throw me to the sharks? Now that’s a threat I haven’t heard before”
>”Aye” The filly pointed her sword at you “Now come with me if ya want to live!”
>You rolled your eyes and using your own magic, took her sword away and held it high above her.
“I’m sorry mate, but I’m in bit of a hurry, so can’t play with ya this time.”
>The little filly let out a small whimper and at first, she tried to use her own magic to regain her “weapon”.
>Which of course was absolutely useless, your magic was way stronger than hers. You supposed that the little gal realized this sad truth since she started jumping to grab her plastic sword
>”H-Hey! Give it back! That was a gift from my big brother… ooops!” She stopped jumping, cleared her throat and regained her pirate-ish composure “I shall make thee walk through the planks for doing that!”
“I must ask how you are planning to do that when I have your little sword. Seriously, I don’t have time for this, go back to your classroom and I promise you that we’ll play later.”
renbow dorsh
reritay
appulyek
Congratulations OP, your drawing skills are even worse than mine
Previous Thread: >>30809071
Post pics, and love Sunset.
Sunset Sunday Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/EG5MyMqE
GreentextSavant’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/AlexanderGrey
BG9's Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/BG9
Gritsaw’s Pastebin- http://pastebin.com/u/Gritsaw
Sunset Greentexts-
Anon Sunset Blackmail- http://pastebin.com/mSjEWgh8
Sunset x Anon by XMRWRITEFAGX- http://pastebin.com/8D0At0aP
In Her Defense by Zharkaer- http://pastebin.com/qQZCz4AL
Burning Sensation (NSFW, Mutant Sunset x Anon) by SUPERKEATON https://pastebin.com/uFRYAqki
This thread needs sexy girlcrotch.
>Strange Magics happen
>Human Shimmer and Pony Shimmer are separated into two separate beings
>Human Shimmer is amazed
>And also kind of worried
>Does this mean that she can't go back to Equestria anymore?
>Her train of thought is interrupted by a sneering insult from her pony self
>Well shit, Pony Shimmy hasn't been touched by friendship and is still a bitch
>Pony Shimmy decides that Human Shimmy is some sort of offshoot of herself, and is therefore her property to use as she sees fit
>As her clothes are torn away, HumanShim discovers that she can't Pony Up
>Probably because her Pony side is currently about to rape her
>Days of beastial lesbian bondage and rape ensue as Pony Shim starts planning her takeover of Earth or whatever
It's time again for our monthly motherly Celestia thread.
Updated momhorse stories and previous threads below.
>>30852620
Momlestia (Motherly Celestia stories, writefags and others) Archive 2.0
------
>Trippy_Shippy
Change of view - Ded https://pastebin.com/45xcRavp
Forgiveness to end my pain https://pastebin.com/bAUG8RnS
Linguistic Walls https://pastebin.com/4sXpk2QJ
>Crimson
Bathtime https://pastebin.com/ndbKQ6y2
Celestia and BabyAnon https://pastebin.com/gzWVHUGi
Momlestia [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/6FAnBYyH
Mommy Issues https://pastebin.com/0TrELSqs
Safe in Her Womb [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/E2fvUYuB
Milk of The Sun [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/gGyQRDQt
Milk of The Sun II [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/kD8xEmc1
>Blue Feather
Good Morning Sunshine https://pastebin.com/Rtr6VwJM
>AfterHours
Ten Years https://pastebin.com/TJRYLcwM
Chrysalis: Kidnapped https://pastebin.com/XvD076Gt
Ten Years: Bedtime https://pastebin.com/pi9DmLAD
Ten Years: Sick https://pastebin.com/yigHazpS
Gala https://pastebin.com/hcZLUefZ
Ten Years: Mother's Day https://pastebin.com/ChZyyDRB
Camping Gone Wrong [EqG] https://pastebin.com/BDh8TQzG
Ten Years: Sleeping Through the Night https://pastebin.com/eXKhXGTZ
Ten Years: Nightmare Night https://pastebin.com/9Z1ihdJh
Just Pretending https://pastebin.com/5yLC320R
Nightmare [EqG] https://pastebin.com/7HAeaNuM
>SomeFag
Memories Of Anon https://pastebin.com/02YCRFN7
>Unbirthusiast
Celestia unbirths Anonymous [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/GzC2VR09
>Freud would be proud [NSFW] (CYOA) (unknown author)
https://pastebin.com/Mrc8pccP
>JazzTeeth
A Gift from the Sun [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/50rWTY4E
>LoreLove
Celestia Wrestles Anon [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/fz1BGava
Celestia, Luna, and Anon Try Yoga [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/fg2rKuVf
Celestia and Anon Shop Clothes [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/C8DnvwBw
Beachside Bum Fun [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/4n0aJTVF
>F#cked up Oedipal HumanXCelestia Unbirth [NSFW] (unknown author)
https://pastebin.com/zsRTzrUN
>>30852623
>RainbowWarrior0924
Nectar of the Goddess [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/XUDbjjE6
Milk and Honey [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/NJn2CtCi
>UnreliableAnon
Meeting Anon's Girlfriend https://pastebin.com/qwLL2yWA
Revised Evil Momlestia story https://pastebin.com/ds1KSjBa
Guard Anon https://pastebin.com/DG44xBxz
>Woofr
Morning for Momlestia Thread https://pastebin.com/3igfBZYv
>Anonymous
Anon and Celestia play in the snow http://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/20473339/#20486449
Growing Up (young Anon) [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/vKwqA7XJ
Bathroom Break (watersports, young Anon) [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/JUrNqtF3
>Faggoat
Mama Celestia [NSFW] https://pastebin.com/SwmMJTkN
>Mr. Zed
https://pastebin.com/cV0Qv4hm (unfinished)
>Ditherer
The Westmost Edge of the World https://pastebin.com/LKrb1cdE
>HerdAnon
/mom/ https://pastebin.com/GTVtmZ5T
>visit /h/
>see mom thread
>separate all the disgusting NTR shit
>"I only love you, mom! Let me violate you!"
>"Ooh, p-pregnant by my own son's dick!"
>Hfw
Good to have you back, /mom/
How do you seduce a pony?
>>30839883
AHAHAHAH
MARES WITH BENE
Bend over
You don't
Lets keep this going
Stories about NEET ponies,
Greens may involve:
•Floor Bored, the fandom's favorite filthy forever alone nymphomaniac NEET (see pic)
•Moondancer or other neetpones
•Anon(you) intruding on the neetpone's life
•Being a NEET with her, or looking after her and getting her life back together
•Being a lovely boyfriend for your neetpone
•Turning neetpone into the perfect wife
•Lots and lots of hot dirty NEET sex
Previous thread: >>30775260
Stories
HeliAnon: https://pastebin.com/ygqNS8VN
Antikythera: https://pastebin.com/u/AntikytheraPastes
Floored: https://pastebin.com/9Dv8hhPi
Life and trials of NEETpone: https://pastebin.com/kc87hds9
NEETpone Girlfriend: https://pastebin.com/yg0yhy9n
NEETpone's Day Out: https://pastebin.com/GZ2YeXsJ
Raped and cared for NEETpone: https://pastebin.com/8ymsgHej
Floored: https://www.fimfiction.net/story/382722/floored
>>30835614
>Lots and lots of hot dirty NEET sex
Including piss. Don't forget that.
>>30835649
kys
>>30835662
No way. I started the piss thing with Floor and Imma see it through. If you didn't enjoy the piss/anal clop green I ended the last thread with you're insane.
Would you buy a pack of Instant Pony™?
Is that supposed to turn you into a pony, or is it some kind of drug?
>>30833750
>The no.1 solution to your loneliness problem!
I'll take six.
>>30833750
no.
Request, draw, submit. Mark requests with ‘/r/’ in the name field or comment field, ‘/d/’ for deliveries, ‘/ic/’ for critiques.
Also, when /r/equesting, try to provide a reference image, to make it easier for drawfags to fulfill your request.
Previous Thread: >>30690502 →
Even Older Thread >>30668908
[the Drawfagship Thread is kill, press F to pay respects]
The OP header image and all other images from the previous Draw Threads can be found in the
>DROPBOX ARCHIVE -
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/75vuah7y48mmr3t/AABWXaB9_bHAChb8IhZzmoara?dl=0
A list of all the drawfags who post as anonymous be found in there
>DRAWFAG CONTACT LIST -
https://docs.google.com/presentation/d/1rxZFzXtpBIkGEha_qBv_P007Xi_dGLFo_0rt8WqFRFg/pub?start=false&loop=false&delayms=3000#slide=id.p
EVERYTHING YOU NEED TO KNOW -
https://docs.google.com/document/d/1FxmLbR13L08G4JudtjpSkAPn-WjcTGgh7sie3XSadUI/edit?usp=sharing
DRAWING TUTORIALS
>Pony -
http://imgur.com/a/m7zQ2
http://mlpg.co/art/res/23.html
>Human -
https://sites.google.com/site/4chanic/training-tutorials
>Drawing Books & Videos -
https://mega.co.nz/#F!2RARFaLA!VTiQb6eRXfV4V6mYQ6FJTA
>Inking and Coloring in Photoshop -
https://drive.google.com/file/d/0B1ntQiBTLz1nc3praE1Pb2VzNzg/edit?usp=sharing
>/ic/ Drawing Guide -
http://www.squidoo.com/how-to-draw-learn
>/ic/ Resources -
https://sites.google.com/site/ourwici/
PROGRAMS
>GIMP (open source Photoshop alternative) -
http://www.gimp.org/
>FireAlpaca (Paint Tool SAI alternative) -
http://firealpaca.com/en
>Krita (Multi platform open source alternative) -
https://krita.org/
>MediBang
https://medibangpaint.com/en/
>ArtRage
https://www.artrage.com/
OTHER LINKS
>/mlp/ DRAW STREAM -
http://www.ponyhell.com/indexmlp.html
>IRC CHANNEL/CHAT
#/mlp/drawthread Server Info: irc.rizon.net
>TUMBLR -
http://mlpdrawthread.tumblr.com/
Wow, you really fucked up
Requesting Anon milking a mare
>>30832659
PREVIOUS THREAD >>30759659
End of Summer Edition
All Dazzling lovers are welcome. It doesn't matter if you're an Adagio, Aria or Sonatafag, let's all join in one place. Post anything of the Dazzlings: drawings, discussions, stories, fetishes, re-edits, gifs, re-made songs (written or, if you had the guts to, sung), anything you like. Come here and show that you're under their spell!
Story Pastebin/Archived Threads:
http://pastebin.com/NjS5LgYv
Art Compilation:
https://www.dropbox.com/sh/2cryg0c1bk3v92s/AABPY1McXUInkwm3xrO5116ca?dl=0
For aspiring writers:
http://pastebin.com/V1ujiyJt
http://pastebin.com/whCQ2GpX
http://pastebin.com/bnMmZ2T3
Steam group:
http://steamcommunity.com/groups/PraisetheSirens
Discord:
https://discord.gg/DRhfXBE
Old Shattered Gem:
https://desuarchive.org/mlp/thread/30755478/
Uploader Description
Kairos: "I heard you die twice, once when they bury you in the grave
And the second time is the last time that somebody mentions your name
So when I leave here on this earth, did I take more than I gave?
Did I look out for the people or did I do it all for fame?" [by Macklemore]
Hushed Kairos
Hush, King K., Karebear, Karie
Parents: Queen Celestia/The Dazzlings
Voice: Very even and handsome
Sibling?: Antumbra
Before we can talk about Kairos, we must first address the ponies who came together to make him.
In the Roseverse, the Dazzlings of EQG were redeemed. Together they unified their Seapony kingdom with the help of Queen Novo [MLP movie] and her daughter Skystar
The kingdom Dazzlings Kingdom are known as Cold water Merpony’s while Queen Novo/Skystar’s Kingdom are Warm water Merpony.
The Dazzlings confront Queen Celestia after they are able to rebuild their kingdom and begged forgiveness from the reigning monarchs. They are forgiven and even build a relationship
Celestia visits Arctlantis as a show of good faith and The Three Queens do the same. As a way to bring the kingdoms of Equestria and Arctlantis closer, Celestia begins a relationship with the Queens. From this marriage, they create an heir to both kingdoms with their magic.
Prince Kairos.
Prince Kairos is a calm and composed young stallion. He’s very good at problem solving and is very compassionate towards all living creatures.
He DOES however love to play tricks on ponies and usually shirks his responsibility. It’s thought that he is Stellar Rays’s source of inspiration.
Sensual, docile and gorgeous, not much phases Prince Kairos. While he loves to play hooky, he does understand how to play the role of future king of two empires.
wut
>>30830193
:(
Gay for pay & ponies Edition
Previous thread: >>30650552
Pastebin: http://pastebin.com/9gnUFz7E
Discord: https://discord.gg/ycgGupw (18+ only)
>>30819248
Well thats dissapointing. Last thread did not even reach the bump limit.
>>30819248
Faggot, don't use Brad in your gay faggotry. Even if it is just your retarded head canon it's hard to look at something so horribly faggy.
Drawing request? I've got an hour or so to kill.
It's Sun-day: let us bask in Princess Celestia's gentle radiance.
Sun-day archive: https://pastebin.com/F2iArQf1
I can't think of any good discussion prompt to start the thread, and probably nobody cares, so have more stories instead:
https://pastebin.com/UXDGuZbx
These are all old stories, but some of them are not listed in the official paste.
A good Sun-day to you all.
>>30817122
I think you forgot the discord link againand probably nobody cares.
Now with more wet mane.
Previous Thread >>30579798
>>30815446
Is it bad that Rarity is my favorite but most of my wallpapers and backgrounds and reaction images are Pinkie?
>>30815454
I haven't these type of pics. But in my collection of fanart, Rarity has always the major number.