If Pinkie is the cutest of ponies, does that mean Earth Ponies

>>30891315
Pathetic attempt at glimmerposting.

>>30891326
I don't get this meme

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I think an argument could be made...

Can you restate your question OP?

>>30891531
HuH

>>30891531
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K8vu01hYZJ8

>>30891315
It means earth is still just another word for ground.

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>>30891315

You know the best thing about Pinkie Pie? Her ability to stuff her rectum full of party favors, eat a lot of Taco Bell then fart out a party at will.

See attached image.

>>30891315

i want to slather pinkie pie's anus and vagina in plaster of paris, make a mold out of her backside and then fuck it repeatedly until it just falls apart from use.

>>30892481
Is it wrong that I would eat anything from Pinkie Pie's anus?

>>30892915

Not at all.
You would be considered weird if you did not.

>>30891315
They'd mean "Earth" as in "soil", exactly as we had until we discovered this "earth" stuff was on a ball of stuff hurtling through nothingness at umpteen miles per hour.

>>30891315
IIRC Pinkie does call the planet Earth and Celestia does too.

>>30894987
For example
> Twilight Sparkle: What on Earth is that pony doing?
>Celestia: Where on Earth would you get such an idea?
>Pinkie Pie: I got a newsflash for you, Cookie. The Earth is round. There is no up or down.
So yes, most likely is that Equestria is, in fact, on planet Earth and not Equus like some people like to headcanon.

>>30891326
Explain

>>30891315
I too enjoy pinkie pie.
Here's a story a wrote about pounding her butthole

>>30891315
Please Stop Anon.
I-I'm sorry!
I'll warm up the chicken!
I'll even get you a cold beer.
I-I'll let you pound my ponut tonight JUST STOP HITTING ME!
>Every night it was the same thing with this mare.
>You thought as you thwacked her on the head again
>"P~please Anon! I'm sorry"
"Sorry? I come home after hard days work and your fucking around on the couch watching TV when you should've been cleaning!"
>You say as your hand smacks across the face once more.
>this time she falls onto the table knocking over the decorative pot of flowers placed at its center.
>She continues to cry and make a scene. She always did this when she knew she fucked up.
>"I-I was just busy with work Anon, hearths warming is..."
>Before she can finish her sentence you kick her in the chest
>And she heaves as she looses her breath
"You're a fucking baker, you work part-time and get paid minimum wage. I earn the bread in this house, and I pay the bills."
>You grab her by the mane know and she covers her face, tears streaming from her eyes.
"The least you can fucking do is have dinner ready and a cold beer for your hard working husband."
>"I'm sorry Anon, I'll be a good girl from now on I p-promise!"
>She whimpered, sobbing between each word.
"That's not good enough Pinkie, this is the fifth time I've caught you slipping up on your chores."
>You say as begin to drag her by her mane to your room
>"N-no Anon, I said I was sorry, p-please I'll be good I promise!"
>As you enter the room she tries to grab onto the doorway clinging to it for dear life
>She was always so dramatic.
>You smack her again and she let's go of the doorway.
>"D-don't do this Anon, I-I love you"
"And I love you too, pinkie, but if I don't do this, you'll never learn."
>You toss her onto the bed and unbuckle your belt.
>She tries to crawl away but you grab her by the ankle and pull her over your knee.
"You're gonna five across the ass Pinkie, and if you keep struggling I'm gonna add more."

>>30891315

i want to put my finger into pinkie's anus and tickle her rectum until she farts in my face.

>>30896408
She continues to sob but complies covering her eyes and wiping away mucus from her nose
>You should add another five for being so god damn disgusting.
>You raise your leather belt in the air
>And she begins to shiver in anticipation
>She didn't dare try to escape now.
>She knew what would happen
>And you bring it down upon fat rump
>It ripples and makes a loud clap as the leather smacks the skin
>Pinkie screams out in pain and begins to cry louder now
>"I'm sorry Anon! Please!"
>But you didn't listen
>You knew what you had to do.
>It was your duty as the man of the house.
>You bring your leathery belt down on her again, and then again, and again
>Each time making her ass redder than last.
>Brusing it and causing pinkie to shake violently from the shock of it all.
>Her wailing could probably be heard from here to Canterlot she screamed so much.
>She was always such a baby. These were just loved taps.
>You bring the belt down for the last time on her and then toss her onto the ground.
>She cries grabbing her bruised and now purple and red rump
"Now get in there and make me my dinner."
>"Y-yes dear...."
>She sobbed as she scampered out the room
>That night she had prepared you some peppered chicken, fried rice and some sauteed asparagus battered in butter.
>It was a mediocre dish. Paired horribly and haphazardly.
>But she was a mediocre mare, equally sloppy in her appearance in and mannerisms.
>And besides, she served you that ice cold beer that she promised. The beer you bought, food you bought, everything was yours and she just freeloaded off you....the useless cunt.
>You sit down to eat your meal silently at the table.
>And she sit quietly across from it.
>As you sip at your beer she begins to annoy you once more
"Where's your food? Too lazy to cook for yourself now?"
>"N-no dear, it's just getting warmed up in the oven...I-I now you don't like to eat alone."
"Well hurry it up. I won't eat until you have something in front of your face."

>>30896416
She gets up from the table and takes out a casserole she had prepared for herself.
>And the two of you eat quietly.
>You enjoyed quite dinners.

>>30896425
>Short aside from the mind of Pinkie Pie<<
>After dinner was done, Anon left for his before bed shower.
>Pinkie would be expected to have washed the dishes before Anon was finished and be ready for bed.
>She sits in the kitchen, alone and quietly.
>Anon hated nose. So playing any music during this time was out of the question.
>She didn't want to blame him for his overzealous ways
>She didn't want to leave him either.
>After all, he supported her.
>And maybe he was right, maybe she shouldn't have taken a break before he got home.
>She thought of these things as she scrubbed away at the dishes
>Tossing away the bones and widdling away at the leftovers on the plate.
>She wonders to herself how her life had gotten so out of wack
>How she'd ended up working in a bakery.
>Maybe she should've stayed in college like her parents told her.
>Maybe she should've never left the rock farm.
>But it didn't matter, the dishes were done and she needed to head to the bedroom and change for bed.
>Anon demanded that she wear a black baby doll lingerie piece.
>It was see through but still had openings on the rear and chest
>Anon said it was because her fur made him itch at night, so the silk was a fair compromise.
>She thought it was just because he saw her as an object...though she didn't like to think that often.
>She sits now in Anon's room. Brushing her main in the vanity mirror
>Looking at the shinners Anon left on her face...it's okay she thought to herself...she'd simply apply some foundation and blush to cover it...like she always did.
>It wasn't, too bad...
>All of this wasn't too bad she thought to herself as she brushes her mane...Anon didn't like it if her mane was messy during bedtime.
>Anon also didn't like it when she didn't apply a very light coating of perfume....he thought she smelled...
>And so she did apply some....and wait in bed for Anon...like the good girl she promised to be...she only hoped he wouldn't be too rough tonight.

>>30896448
>Back to our hero<<
>You had just finished your after dinner shower
>The bathroom was full of steam and you were brushing your teeth before bed.
>You didn't care about what happened today.
>You only cared about what was going to happen tomorrow.
>Meetings, negations, casual lunches with clients.
>It all curdled your blood.
>And you hated it
>You hated working for these know nothing hacks.
>But you did it to support that fat cow you keep around.
>If not for her you'd open a bar. Enjoy your days living off tips and just scraping by.
>But it wouldn't be enough to support her.
>And like all things you owned you took care of her.
>Simply because she was yours, and whether she knew it or not, she would always be yours.
>And that was that
>You finish brushing your teeth and dry off
>You didn't need a towel...or clothes for that matter.
>This was your house.
>And it was time for bed.
>But before that, a certain mare made a promise before bed.
>And if she was really going to be a good girl.
>Well then, good girls keep their promises.
>You enter your room and see her laying at the center of the bed.
>Facing you, and waiting.
>She had straightened her hair.
>Just the way you like it. Neat and organized.
>And she wore the lingerie you enjoyed seeing her in.
>The room was dimly lit.
>And you could smell the light odor of lilacs.
>You climb onto the bed and wrap your arms around her
>And begin to kiss her chest
>She quivers at your touch
>And retreats slightly
>But you pull her closer. This is what you were promised, and you were going to to take it.
>You caress her face and stick your finger into her mouth
>And she lightly sucks on it.
>And before too long you felt that foreplay had played too much of a role in tonight's events.
>So you force her onto her stomach
>And move her tail aside
>"N-nonny, p-please be a little slow at first...I'm...a little sore from earlier."
>You don't respond instead placing your hand onto her head
>And shoving it into the pillow

>>30896459
>She always talked too much
>And you never were interested in what she had to say.
>Unsupprisingly, she was as dry as Sahara desert on her marehood.
>She couldn't do anything right
>But you promised something else
>You take the finger she was sucking on begin to rub her the rim of her asshole
>At winks at your touch and pinkie whimpers
>Then you slowly begin to insert your finger into her
>And slowly take it out
>Her anal muscles tugged at the finger grasping them with an almost vice grip like tightness.
>You didn't do this often too her.
>You never wanted to wear her out
>But you did have to loosen her up a little.
>You continue to finger her ass, pumping in and out her.
>She begins to bite on the pillow, moaning quietly.
"Don't bite the pillows, their Egyptian cotton. Worth more than you make in a year."
>"S-sorry Anon, it just...hurts a little."
"Just inhale every time I stick my finger in. It'll help relax your muscles."
>And she did, panting like a dog
>And she tried to time herself to your rhythm never you to hers.
>She knew by now that this was about her being useful to you.
>After what seemed like five minutes of this.
>You judge that her anus is sufficiently flexible enough to take your dick.
>And so you line yourself up with her
>Belly on her back
>Arm around her neck
>You sniff her mane and smell a rich bouquet of flowery goodness.
>At least this night. She didn't smell like piss and sugar like she always did.
>Nothing made your dick softer than the smell of a child.
>You line your manhood up with her ponut
>And press the tip lightly against it.
>She wraps her hooves around the arm holding her neck
>And sobs silently.
>But you didn't care
>She promised this
>And you begin to rock your hips slowly into her
>Each successive thrust pushing you a little deeper every time
>Pinkie bites her lip and start to kiss her neck
>Every time breathing in her scent
>You've now got a steady rhythm going.
>Pumping her Asshole
>Really wearing out her ponut.

>>30896471
>Her insides squeeze at your member and you can feel yourself getting closer and closer every time.
>She leans in to try and kiss you but you push her face away
>You were in the zone and you were gonna finish this your way.
>You roll your hips even faster now
>And the bed begins to shake and rock
>Pinkie is screaming from both pleasure and pain
>And with one last mighty thrust you cram yourself deep inside
>And fill her with your seed.
>She moans and hugs your arm
>kissing it and trying to feel closer to you.
>And when you finish
>You roll her onto her side and pull her close to you
>Kissing her head
>"I...I love you anon"
>She whispered, nudging herself closer to you.
>And you said nothing in return.

>>30891315
I agree