Who do you lift for?
>>42599636
For girls with fat asses and titties
>>42599636
myself
the white race
>"I use steroids"
>"But I make sick gains, Anon. What's the matter?"
Translation: You're a little bitch who would die in your natural state. Your existence is assured only insofar as braniacs can supply you the juice.
Prove me wrong, roidfags.
>>42599510
>I shop for food at the supermarket
Translation: You're a little bitch who would die in his natural state. Your existence is assured only insofar as braniacs can produce artificial fertilizer and GMOs and manage global supply chains.
Prove me wrong, groceryfags.
>waa waa I have no access to roids
Cry more, bitch nigga.
>>42599732
>1 person stops doing steroids
>1 person stops eating food
which one will be healthier and alive in 1 month? your little strawman dog shit falls flat, you inbred retard. considering that you're a pro roids shitter, your stupidity isn't surprising.
Will having a deep stoic stare look in your face make girls want you or will they be scared?
Also, post your theme song when you enter the gym.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-7UDKSlgIvY
No, you wont look cool like vegeta. You will look like a sad weirdo.
>>42599333
feels bad man
>>42599318
Works for me
Girls try to chat me up and invite me out whenever I brood and glare
Look at this shit. I am 27 now and i want a fucking beard, not that shit stubble that turns invisible when youre more than 2 meters away.
I tried minoxidil and i know that shit works, but it has too many side effects. I started growing black thick hair on my fucking fingers and had a super puffy face in the morning. I wont touch that again.
Are there any other _WORKING_ ways to boost facial hair growth? Something that is really proven to help? Not all those meme tipps like "just eat vitamins brah".
I think this fits into /fit/, but just for the case it doesnt:
Which exercises boost testosterone the most? Or is tosterone-boosting throught exercise a meme?
The yeast culture in the dough is what causes it to grow/rise, and that runs off of sugar so add more sugar I guess. In addition, you have to punch it down once every couple of hours while it's rising so it mixes up. Look up some tutorials on homemade bread.
>>42599418
lol after the initial confusion i read the thread title again and fucking lost it
>>42599284
>there any other _WORKING_ ways to boost facial hair growth?
just end it all and hope you get lucky with your reincarnation
HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY IT!?!?!?
DRINK IT FAGGOT. DRINK. YOUR. FUCKING. WATER.
thanks anon, just had some
>>42599058
couldn't be dirtier than what jon jones was drinking
>>42599058
Whoa dude I've been doing it every day why are you yelling at me?
ITT: People you used to think were muscular and aesthetic, but now fall under the DYEL standard
I'll start with LL Cool J
>>42598756
lol dat lipo belly scar
>>42598756
>under the DYEL standard
lol he doesnt
you know many guys that criticize others are skinny fat and obese
>working out at the gym
>see two cute girls in the free weight area doing some baby weights, doing overhead press with 10s
>decide to impress them
>walk over with 215 on a bar
>do 3 sets of 8 reps, good form, making myself as big as possible and flexing inbetween sets to impress them
>hope to hear one of them say something, have my earbuds in but no music
>they walk away and I overhear one of them say quietly "gross that guy was so sweaty" and they both laughed
I thought lifting big impressed girls. wtf fit why aren't they attracted to my pheromones as I'm fucking over head pressing 10 times what they were. I hate women.
Got some good mires and looks of approval from men tho.
>>42598709
Better get those boners going boi, fuck girls
>>42598709
>not fucking men exclusively
Faggot, never gonna make it.
>>42598709
pls be b8
you're strong enough to almost ohp 2pl8 and you think this was in any way not cringy? god damn anon just like try to make eye contact (dont stare) and smile, that's literally it, you dont need to do all that shit
ITT: your gains killer
booze
Degenerate reporting in
Which one is unironically the best?
Oikos triple zero
>>42598025
Siggis. Also, they have triple cream now and it's great.
>>42598034
Stop shilling that garbage.
It's Splenda ridden maggot trash that I would feed to my dog nor would I eat.
Fuck yourself.
Why do you guys tell people to squat and deadlift when all they really want is to look like pic related? 99% of people who come here don't ever want to go on stage or compete in powerlifting competitions, they just want to be lean and have vanity muscles.
Serious question, I exercise just for the buzz/aesthetics, can anyone recommend a routine?
>>42597897
Standard brosplit or PPL, do high reps lower weights (3 sets 12-15 reps). Go really slow on all the lifts and really feel the muscle burn.
yes, this is what women want but no, you aren t ever going to look like yound Brad Pitt.
Who /fitck/ here?
>>42597784
looks disgusting, anon. just give that shit to the dogs.
>>42597806
It's pre fermented Sauerkraut, Amerilard
>>42597816
Its called Liberty Cabbage dumbass
>semester finally begins
>first day being back from summer
>gonna hit the uni gym again
>packed with DYELs
How long until they normie their way out? Two weeks max?
>>42597643
>semester finally begins
>first day being back from summer
>gonna hit the uni gym again
>get a bacterial infection, muscle aches all over, sore throat, runny/stuffed nose
What the FUCK
>>42597643
Is it actually like this?
I'm going for my first year of uni in a week and I really don't want to deal with the dyels.
It will be my first time back in the gym in like 6 months after recovering from a severe cellulitis infection and developing arthritis in my knees.
How autistic will I look if I bring microplates to the gym for OHP?
>not going to a gym that has micro plates
ngmi
this same exact thread was posted a week ago, and to answer your question, nobody will give a fuck
>>42597834
i will and i think your a faggot
(((They))) are putting female hormones in our tap water, how to increase testosterone?
>>42596979
Is that Ben Shapiro?
if you boil the water the estrogen becomes testosterone sort of like how all fetuses start out female and become male if the mother gets enough sun
>>42596979
by going back to /pol/ where all the other low test scrawny teenagers reside
Have you implemented Haka dance/flexing into your post workout yet anon?
>>42596934
>The haka is a traditional war cry, war dance, or challenge from the Māori people of New Zealand. It is a posture dance ***performed by a group***, with vigorous movements and stamping of the feet with rhythmically shouted accompaniment.
OP is a retard
>>42597445
Sex is usually a two person ordeal as well but somehow you manged to be a fucking dick
>>42597445
>not working out in groups
spot the DYEL