How many time do I have left until by guys? I'm 18
Also: general hair thread
Share your experience about balding and improving hair looks here.
>>41351657
Until baldness**
>>41351657
shave it off and grow a beard.
your welcome.
>>41351657
are you even balding? do you have any similar pictures from before? you could just have a high forehead
>23 years old
>Never been in a relationship
>Only girl that I ever liked (amazing personality, amazing body, beautiful af and not a whore) dumped me after 2 months of dating and started dating someone else a month later, it's been a year now and they're in a happy relationship and I didn't even get to fuck her.
>Can't find a single girl that's as attractive/nice as her that likes me back
>tfw you see all these happy young couples and you realise you missed your chance completely
>Completely dead inside
Anyone know this feel?
>>41351616
>23 years old
You're a baby.
>Never been in a relationship
So get out and talk to people.
>Only girl that I ever liked (amazing personality, amazing body, beautiful af and not a whore) dumped me after 2 months of dating and started dating someone else a month later, it's been a year now and they're in a happy relationship and I didn't even get to fuck her.
Boo fucking hoo.
>Can't find a single girl that's as attractive/nice as her that likes me back
You're probably not even looking.
>tfw you see all these happy young couples and you realise you missed your chance completely
Grass is always greener. I see single people and feel dead inside.
>Completely dead inside
Welcome to adulthood.
time to get over it brah and work on bettering yourself or lower your standards. the truth is she wasn't right for you if she dumped you after 2months so quit being a bitch and go back to work.
>>41351654
Just go talk to people bro
Be yourself
How do I achieve otter mode?
>>41351568
try to get that surfboard core first
>not going for car crash mode instead
>be me
>263 lbs starting
>making rather good progress, going to gym and eating around 1500 calories a day healthy food for 5 days in a row.
>dad comes home from work one day with fried chicken, mac and cheese, mashed potatoes and a giant fucking feast from a party he was at with coworkers
>im still eating kale, veggie smoothies, and other shit like that
>mfw watching my whole family feast while I starve
anyone else have this problem?
>>41351553
eat good food and do cardio for an hour.
>>41351553
>mfw watching my whole family feast while I starve
once you get over this you'll be fine
it's all in the mentality, just find a way to get over it. You gotta put your chin up and grind the first weeks out. But once you do that you'll feel proud and it'll snowball from there
>>41351553
>>mfw watching my whole family feast on garbage while I stay wealthy
Its all about how you see it desu
Are there any lawyers here?
As we know, /pol/ always makes the news for stupid shit they do, but what if we made the news for once?
What I propose is a class action lawsuit against the government for withholding male hormones.
We can argue that females have access to birth control by high doses of estrogen therefore we should be able to do the same with high doses of testosterone.
Otherwise we could always go the 350 genders route and claim it's our civil right to have access to male hormones because in our current state it's impossible for us to feel like men.
Equality after all.
What do you guys think?
>>41351512
I only know about civi law and I am not american. Maybe search in the constitution first?
Contrary to what people raised on a diet of memes and Irn-Bru believe, the whole 350 genders 'if i pretend to be trans-blah ill get free shit' thing doesnt actually exist in the real world outside of certain college campuses
Especially not in a courtroom, one of the most straitjacketed, serious and traditional environments in the world.
You're naive and probably an idiot.
>>41351927
What's wrong with trying?
Win: Guys get access to male hormones.
Lose: Females lose access to male hormones.
What can I do to intimidate people or at least look intimidating at the gym?
>be me
>curls
>put down and pop fingers like autist
>chad swoops in takes one
>curls
>doesnt give it back
I am 5'4", light skin beaner, and wear headband. Is there any hope for me. Pic is literally me
>5'4
I hate to be that guy, but I'm 5'7, and I know that unless they have huge arms or something, I wouldn't be so easily intimidated by anyone under my height. You could try grunting or something, kek?
>>41351502
i'd suggest talking to a manager about people being dicks. i own a gym myself, and whenever i see people mock/threaten/steal equipment from people i often kick the douche out and revoke his membership. the answer isn't to try to be scary, because that will only make normies uncomfortable and force chad to escalate the level of violence, but to cull the shitbag from society.
... Were you curling on the dumbbell racks?
I'm 5'8 and have 7.2 inch wrists.
Dad has 8.5 inchers feelsbadman.jpg
How fucked is my frame?
Can i use fat grafts on my wrists to make them bigger?
>>41351216
You made this thread last night, faggot, fuck off with your bitch wrists.
>>41351233
No, i didn't?
7,2 is pretty good for your height and you know it.
Sage, this is pathetic.
What shoes are you wearing
I'm not wearing shoes at the moment
>>41351217
I'm not wearing pants at the moment ;)
Any geniuses out there
Share your story;
How did u beat the system, wrote your own rules, became your own boss, left humanity behind, self-made men/women welcome
>>41351111
Being a genius has nothing to do with those things.
I technically have a near genius IQ. I live at home at 24.
Going into the service soon. Have a college degree, have had gf's, lovers, friends and lots of experiences. But don't equate genius with success.
>>41351136
>Being a genius has nothing to do with those things.
>I technically have a near genius IQ.
>I live at home at 24.
>Going into the service soon.
>Have a college degree,
KEK
>>41351111
Rolling for push ups
Day 2 of No Fap. Already starting to feel way more energetic. Is anyone else abstaining from masturbation?
>i stopped doing something for 48 hours
holy shit congratulations
>>41350987
>he fell for the meme
Yup, I've come to the conclusion that masturbation saps your energy and makes you lazy.
In my experience, when I stopped looking at porn and stopped masturbating, even when I was having sex with a FWB, I could still do well in the gym and have more energy. Also sex feels amazing when you do no fap and no porn.
But I broke a six day streak and jerked off two times in a row, and I went to the gym and my energy levels were shot. I couldn't lift as much and had to shorten my workout. Also my motivation was literally fucking gone. Despite eating and sleeping normally, I lost motivation and performance. Since then, I'm not going to masturbate or watch porn, and I'm doing my best to stick with that.
Thank you. You thirsty males. Thank you, for lowering you F****** Standards.
> Man: Gets fit, shaped up, becomes strong to get women.
> Women: Just be fat.
I'm really beginning to hate this place.
Hey fuck you man, I haven't had sex in 8 years because I refuse to lower my standards. I've only ever been with fat chicks and I hate that. I promised myself the next one would at least weigh less than me, and I'm 6'2 with a BMI of 22. Normal to good looking girls just aren't DTF with anything but Chad. They're literally passing Chad around like a dildo while average guys like me get nothing.
>>41350752
you mean
> Women: Just exist.
What r keto foods that u dont have to prepare, that u can just buy ready in a grocery store or even in a gas station. Also does spinach and cheese have carbs? I ate a bunch of crab and cheese and spinach and cheese in some chinese buffet and that was probobly a mistake
Also how much protein should I be eating on keto ? I'm cutting right now and im trying to keep muscle but i dont want to eat too much to interfere with keto
>>41350429
eat nuts, dipshit
Protein doesn't affect ketosis. Ketosis is 99% driven by carb intake. Gluconeogenesis is done to need, not to supply
>>41350553
How long die it take to get in ketosis? Also what are good foods other than nuts to replace high carb foods?
Let's say you're close to making it, enough to start pulling girls based on looks. What are the negatives go dating a bookish nerd girl? Would they effect your gains?
>>41350125
affect*
These girls don't really exist, they're either Stacies that try to get attention with their persona or they're dykey looking girls with bad skin and don't use any make-up.
>>41350125
I have gotten to that point, those kind of girls tend to be somewhat snoby, they think because they are educated in philosophy and literature they are smarter and their points are more valid. Whenever you make a point based on your own experiences they say things like "oh anon you should read *insert batshit crazy psudo philosopher* before you say that". For the record I'm a mechanical engineer so it's not like I'm retarded, but imo philosophy is highly overrated, it just teaches people how to think the way the dude who wrote the book saw the world, it doesn't make you think on your own.
Do energy drinks help woth lifts? Is it the vitamin b12?
Also left or right /fit/? I think left is the patrician choice.
>>41349979
Right is bae but left is okay.
>>41349979
How do I find cooking mode gf?
>>41349979
It's the caffeine.
Okay /fit/ how much can you OHP for 1 rep? Try not to e-stat as much as possible im actually curious u fucks.
195. Failed 200, and 205 right before that.
I stopped ohp'ing though because I stopped doing anything that might contribute to my shoulder pain. I stopped like right after that a couple months ago.
Which sucks because I want 2 plates at some point.
>>41349690
140 lbs
70lbs