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>>41360391
I've made a contact at the morgue who is selling me human testicles and pituitary glands at 30 per lb and 400 per lb respectively

>>41360391
Have you gone to a doctor and had a blood test(s) to confirm you're deficient in any hormones? If not, you're being paranoid which isn't good for you either.

>>41360527
The doctors here are utterly useless anon. You have to understand, the reference values for these sort of things are so out of whack. You can be far deficient for what a true human is, but the medical guidelines will still tell you you are healthy. Doctors cannot be trusted, they are overworked and do not have time to keep up with the latest literature, not to mention they don't take risks with patients. They have an overwhelmingly conservative healthcare philosophy.
>>41360423
Are you actually eating them, or are these for medical research? I'd be very weary of eating any component of the human central nervous system anon.

>>41360296
whered his dick go?

>>41360320
creatine :(

>>41360296
you've got it all wrong

Lanklet was originally a term made up by taller men to make fun of manlets who have lanky proportions such as long limbs, short torso, thin wrists, etc. It was never meant to refer to taller people.

Fucking manlets, when will they learn?

>>41360237
They let Snyder direct again.

>>41360237
Did Snyder gave him creatine again ?

> megadoses of finasteride
> lifelong smoker
> roid-induced gyno
> alcoholism

that'll do it

>not leaving through the gym tunnel

>>41360196
Oh my god you newfag
"PULL" on the door is not directions, it's a challenge. You are supposed to show off your gains when you enter. How else will the rest of the crowd respect you?

>>41360196
wait for a guy with pull day and follow him

>>41360144
I only use a foam roller and a tennis ball, but it speeds up recovery a bit and you get a nice feel after the "pain" Foam roller has helped me with migrane issuse i´ve had since the age of 21 to 30.

>>41360144
i don't care what people here say but foam rolling helped me a lot with my mobility, especially glute roll with small ball. that shit was money

It feels fucking great. Especially when you have doms.

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>>41360012
>Is it true that women are supposed to be heavier than men?

At 5'4 you shouldn't weigh more than 110 lbs.

boy you some kind of stupid

>>41360012
If you belive what feminist tell you then yes

>>41359999
Forgot >coffee

Water.

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>>41359999
Blend brown rice and carrots, proceed to microwave for 3 min at 800W, top with raw chicken breast and maybe some oats

36 egg whites, 1 egg yolk

>>41359913
5, c'mon

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>>41359930
That's too many eggs whites...

I forgot the link with the nutrition info and ingredients
https://www.naturevalley.com/product/oats-n-dark-chocolate-protein-granola/

>not eating cottage cheese

Just mix in 50g of oats

>>41359845
wtf

>>41359845
is this natty?

did he break his rib or something?

>>41359833
Strongman, Oly, and powerlifting are, however. But mostly Oly and Strongman.

Boxing + Running + 2gun
I can barely visit this board, 95% of the shit on here is about dieting and looks

>>41359833
i doubt anyone here is a real athlete. and by that i mean paid adult that does sport. training some shit on your own money and free time doesn't count

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>>41359829
>think about how I drive friends away with my autism
>come up with a reason to keep going every day

>No one is looking at you, no one has noticed you, no one cares. They are all thinking about themselves and if everyone is looking at them

I might have everybody beat

Sometimes i pretend im a space marine training to fight against the xeno scum again. Basically going through HFY threads in my head and thinking about my evolutionary potential

>physical exercise
>pointless if you want to lose weight
What

>>41359667
Cardio is great for losing weight and gaining endurance, if you have a lot of muscle some of that will be in the weight lost.

Weight lifting is great for building muscle and losing weight.

Diet is like 80% or losing weight or gaining muscle. If you're a fatty, eating less will get you very close to where you want to go without lifting a single weight or running a single step.

>>41359718
*of

>tfw cant grow beard

does lifting increase beard growth

>Redbox movies

This guy could fuck every single girl in the world and still be a beta...

>>41359695
no
androgenic steroids might
minoxidil will

/x/ isnt even close to /fit/

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wrong BOARD AGGOT LOL>

>>41359585
I say we allow it.

He got fit in this story, it kinda counts, right?