We've come to squat so run and hide
You bicep freaks must step aside
Just take your sissy selves elsewhere
You'll turn your heads but still you'll stare
Go right ahead and pay attention
Glimpse into this strange dimension
Yeah you're still weak and never grow
This world of pain you'll never know
Your shouts upon the leg-press, phony!
Noodle legs like macaroni
Some day I hope you'll understand
And wrench free from the poser band
Puny curl bars, leave this spot
The rack named for the mighty SQUAT
How does one recover from a minor pec strain?
Friendly reminder to eat more and keep a clean living space!
Why are powerlifters so fat and ugly?
>tfw cutting
>visibly smaller
>look like i don't even lift at all anymore
is this normal?
the only way people can see my muscles is if i wear tight clothes or no shirt
>>41349155
bump
Yep, part of the process
>>41349155
yeah find the sweet spot between being cut and still big. It differs from person to person, people are not exactly alike in their proportions, ability to retain muscle, recovery, tendon and limb length, muscle insertions, skin thickness etc
do women like ass on a man
Yes but never yours.
Yep. Every girl I've dated ended up with an uncontrollable urge to play with my ass.
My mom sure does. Said I got mine from my dad and that that's what really got her attention when they first met. I've never seen her talk so passionately about anything like that before.
>How do you use cannabis?
i store mine in one of these and leave it out on the curb twice a week.
who are you quoting
>>41349114
I can't anymore. Job requires me not to.
Hey /fit/, did you ever considered killing yoursself?
not a day goes by where I don't desu
Attempted to crash my car, but spun out before I hit the tree.
During one of the most intense finals weeks I'd ever had I got overwhelmed by all the pressure and broke down and started crying. I pulled out a razor and thought about cutting for results. I put it to my skin and just say there for a minute and then started balling. I put the thing down and cried myself to sleep, woke up, then kept studying. Made it through the week and now I'm headed to med school in the fall.
It gets better anon. Keep pushing.
What do you guys listen to for Sunday rest gainz?
>>41349033
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGdqb04BnBc
das it mane
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iitj_V_7DAk
>>41349033
CRUSHED :-PPPPP
Brit thread.
Anyone a user of pure gym?
alright chaps
nah I go to a little hole in the wall, bit of a scam for what I get as the equipment is all shit and the benches are more duct tape than leather at this point but it's literally 5 minutes away
it's on an industrial estate so it's just a big converted warehouse. This means it's just way too expensive to cool (because the owners are cheapskates)
in the winter it's fucking freezing, and in the summer you have sweat dripping down you just from opening your locker
I like it though, does the job
>>41349197
sounds like my gym
in the industrial estate as well 5 mins away from our council estate
west sussex?
>>41348945
Puregym cambridge here
Calisthenics is the god tier way to get fit.
Your strength is functional and you have some fun as fuck party tricks too.
So far I can do 3x5 pull-ups, 3x8 40lb pushup and 3x8 40lb dip.
Started a year ago with no strength, unable to do 1 pushup.
How far have you gone, bros?
I keep fucking up my wrists. So, there's that.
My frog stands are up to about 15 sec from zero.
I don't know if I'm going to keep up with it or just go back to free weight from here.
>>41348784
I plan on switching to mainly bodyweight but I wanted to gain some mass before I do because I've heard it's easier to gain size from free weights
>>41350350
Frogstands shouldn't put that much stress on the wrists, try them on paralletes or turn your wrists out
>2 days after our break up and she has already drunkenly slept with someone else
I don't know what to do with myself, lift the pain away?
>>41348667
I feel you man, but that's something you learn to expect.
Time heals all wounds, try not to do anything stupid in the meantime.
>>41348667
I feel you man, in my first relationship I was a huge cuck, freshman in college dating a junior. She convinced me that it was a good idea to do long distance over the summer, talked me into the idea and then 3 days later we broke up and she immediately started dating this huge cuck with like retard level pec writing tattoos and a DYEL body, who she complained about to no end for months. One lesson to be learned, and it's that girls are literally retarded. 10/10 women are crazy
>>41348676
alright, thanks anon
I'm going to start at the local gym tomorrow and will be doing one of the recommended beginner programs. Now I'm pretty sure I have a skinnyfat body so should I cut first or bulk first while working out?
Clean bulk, my man.
Also, nice gyno.
If you're a beginner don't worry about a bulking/cutting cycle
Just lift, eat a decent meal after, and enjoy your noob gains. 6-12 months later see where you are and decide which direction you wanna go
Though looking at your slight stomach I would think about what it is in your diet that caused that and stop doing it
>>41348246
Would 0.25lb per week be a good clean bulk? Also, thanks. Maybe the gyno won't be so bad after 1 year of working out.
>>41348259
I see, thanks. I'm planning on changing my diet too by eating primarily chicken, fish, rice and potatoes + vegetables. And other healthy stuff to fill in the gaps.
Have you ever gone cold turkey on sugar? How did it go?
Few times in the past because diabetic- mostly got big carb cravings and went on binges after a couple days
Once more when starting keto. Problem solved, haven't had sugar in close to a year now
Money addiction became stronger than simple carb addiction and oats are cheap
It is very rare that I eat any sugar
It is similar to a smoking addiction. You will crave it, but that feeling will diminish with time.
Another interesting effect is that if you're using to eating sugar with a meal (say, a coke and desert with dinner), you will crave a massive amount of calories at that meal rather than sugar itself.
What is your five repitition maximum?
>>41347290
Obviously for OHP, Bench, Squat and Deadlift.
65kg, 95kg, 110kg, 130kg
My ratios are all kinds of fucked up, but I guess OHP being my best lift is pretty nice because delts are the most important part for aesthetics
45kg, 65kg, 110kg, 120kg.
only lifting for a month though.
>never had pic related in my entire life
>muh genetics
>start squatting heavy
>appears after a few months
why does nobody talk about this?
>>41347029
Squatting is great for your core, this is well known.
I'm squatting 2.5 plates and still don't see those motherfuckers at 18% bf
>>41347074
you cant know your bf perc. cuck
SHAVE
>>41346171
I hope you accidentally cut your brachial artery.
YOUR
PITS
"It's past midnight. Why aren't you asleep?" edition
>>41331719 (You) (Cross-thread)
previous thread over 300kg
Who is /fat/ for? Fat members of /fit/ who want to lose weight
>Sticky
>Even though it is easier to ask, ignore the read the sticky fags
>Calculate your Body Fat Percentage
http://fitness.bizcalcs.com/Calculator.asp?Calc=Body-Fat-Navy (Gonna need waist/neck measurements)
>Calculate your TDEE (Total Daily Energy Expenditure)
http://www.sailrabbit.com/bmr/
>Plan your weight loss week by week
http://www.losertown.org/eats/cal.php
>Track your calories and macros with MyFitnessPal, works best on smartphones
https://www.myfitnesspal.com/
how bad is my loose skin going to be?
Man I just want to eat.
Also, wtf do I do with my days off? I have 2 weeks of paid leave /fat/ and I'm so used to being on the go that I'm legitimately unsure what to do. I'm usually finishing up DnD, making dinner and getting into bed by this time but I'm just sitting here unsure of what to do.
>>41345678
Looks like you retain most of your fat in the gut, kind of distended so you probably drink a little more than most, yeah?
Stretch marks on the hips and back, some loose skin in the titty meat. Little bit around the belly.
Prolly snap back for the most part. Great taste in pants though. Wearing the same pair right now.