>"what do u lift for?"(and then it's always some average girl or a chinese teenager or a picture of hitler)
>I'm fat how do I lose weight
>TFW NO GF
>Is love real?
>How do I talk to girls?
>Wahhh wahhhhhhhhh I'm a virgin
>Wahhhh I'm a loser someone make me feel better
>Wah wah wah wah! I'm a loser
When did this board become r9k? You faggots are unbearable, I have a feeling the people who post this shit don't even lift.
Always was r9k
Well?
Well what? Feel free to leave if you don't like it. Nobody is forcing you to stay.
>he still spends 2 hours in the gym doing 5x5 lifts with loads of extra accessory lifts
>>41595052
t. Resistance bands retailer
>>41595062
t. timewaste-cuck
>>41595052
Sounds like what the bodybuilders did during the early 1900s or later 1800s. So it's probably true, considering we need 300 lb+ guys on roids to match their records.
How do you motivate yourself not to skip leg days?
More often than not my PPLPPLx often ends up being PPxPPxx I'm ashamed to admit. How many of you actually skip legs day?
Maybe if I remove shoulders from push and put them on L then I'll feel forced to go. Thoughts on doing Push and shoulders on consecutive days though?
I just tell myself that cardio is my leg day.
I do legs every day so I can never skip it.
>>41594965
I try to do legs once a week. I also do a push pull legs, and I pretty much have pushA pullA pushB pullB legs, rests in between as needed / forced by job. Sometimes I work my legs once every 2 weeks, sometimes once every five days.
Ive lost most motivation to train legs anyway, shit knees dont allow squat variations at all. My current routine is simply RDL, hipthrust, leg curl, leg extension and calves work. Sometimes calves added for push days too.
My quads are lacking and I cant fucking train them. Hamstrings are fine, ass too and calves.
if you HAD to choose between these two, would you be:
>the 5'3 manlet on the right
or
>the 7'7 lanklet on the left
we're assuming the big guy doesn't get arthritis and heart failure at 40
>>41594929
The manlet is a lot more aesthetically pleasing desu..
>>41594929
>7'7
How much would he need to weigh to look thicc?
>>41594949
probably like 400lbs
Pathetic little fat man
No one's bloody laughing
The clown that no one laughs at
They all just wish he'd die
He's so depressed at being hated
Fatso takes his own life
He blows his stupid brains out
But the twat would probably miss
He sold his soul for a shot at fame
Catchphrase and wigs and the jokes are lame
He's got no style, he's got no grace
He's banal and facile, he's a fat waste of space
>>41594868
what is this are you wrapping or retarded or..?
>>41594868
You're weird...
>>41594881
>>41594889
ITT: twelve year olds who don't know Bowie or Jason Blahino.
>start keto despite the memes
>8 hours into the day
>eaten 1200 calories
>120g protein and 75g or so of fats
>no desire to eat anything else at all
Is cutting meant to be this easy? Expensive as fuck if I have salmon and avocado every day, but this is super fucking easy
>>41594845
b-but doesnt keto kill muscle?
i wanted to do keto but didnt for this reason
>>41594845
>>120g protein and 75g or so of fats
decrease protein, increase fat.
>>41594865
Don't plan to have any more protein or maybe 20g of it at most
I need my 0.8-1g per lbs of bodyweight meme. And the other 600 or so calories will be coming from fats
Can he do it lads? Can the good guys win?
If he wins he'll cut down 10 stones and life a few decades longer
>>41594843
Think he'll actually go through with that? He'll get the taste of victory and with Shaw getting older he might just keep at it.
>>41594851
He has a family and all and I don't think you can achieve a 500 kg deadlift without a brain (not necessarily your own)
Question, I have money for protein, or creatine, but not for both. What should I buy? I am 162cm tall and I weight around 54kg, so I don't need THAT much protein. What's your opinion?
>>41594826
>I am 162cm tall
Are you 10 years old?
I was 170 cm at 12 years old wtf dude just eat
>>41594826
Creatine costs like 20 bucks for a years worth
>>41594834
I had a height growth problem
>>41594835
What the fuck? In my country it literally costs 120$ for around 6 months worth
what the fuck niggers I just ate pic related and I'm nearly throwing up on the floor. It tastes like the smell of a new car interior.
did I just get memed again? explain yourself /fit/
>>41594794
Yes you got memed quest bars taste like shit
>>41594794
you fell for their guerilla marketing, same shit happend with MyProtein when they were shilling it here massively some months ago. People bought in only to find out it tastes like literal crap.
>obviously prepping us to shill an inferior protein bar
GTFO
pic related, fucking delicious
What is the most important, redpilled thing you HAVE to know about training?
Personaly, I think it's sets > reps
I have this one dude at the gym who does only one set but he does like 80 reps, his muscles aren't thay big, and they look weird af.
Also, height doesn't matter
>>41594756
>Also, height doesn't matter
t. Manlet
>>41594790
I'm 161cm and I was so fucking close to getting a girl about a month ago, height doesn't matter
>>41590643
Previous thread over 300 scoops
>Who is /fat/ for?
Fat members of /fit/ who want to lose weight
>Sticky
>Even though it is easier to ask, ignore the read the sticky fags
>Calculate your Body Fat Percentage
http://fitness.bizcalcs.com/Calculator.asp?Calc=Body-Fat-Navy (Gonna need waist/neck measurements)
>Calculate your TDEE (Total Daily Energy Expenditure)
http://www.sailrabbit.com/bmr/
>Plan your weight loss week by week
http://www.losertown.org/eats/cal.php
>Track your calories and macros with MyFitnessPal, works best on smartphones
https://www.myfitnesspal.com/
I'm trying to go down to 150 - 160 from 185 by the end of July because I have to attend a wedding then. Hope I can make it bros.
>>41594608
First for give in and permabulk
>eating vegetables
How autistic would be to approach a fitgirl at my gym?
I don't really want to fuck her or anything(although it'd be nice) but she looks really good so I feel like it's be helpful to make friends that also lift since I have none.
It's only autistic if you make it autistic.
So to answer your question it'll be the most autistic thing people in your gym ever witness
Generally, approaching other people at the gym (male or female) without a good reason is hard to pull off, socially. Think of it like coming up to a random person in public and trying to strike up a conversation - it's pretty off-putting to have a stranger just start talking to you.
If you have a reason to strike up a conversation, and I mean a real one, such as asking to work in or when she's going to be done with the equipment she's using, that'll likely go over better. You can usually casually throw in a compliment and gauge her reaction. If she sticks around and talks to you, there you go. If she just wants to move on and keep lifting, let her.
The gym is a place of solitude for a lot of people, and they don't want to get hassled while theyre trying to do their workout. Especially girls, who get hit on nonstop.
>>41594606
Most girls at the gym just want to be admired from afar, not talked to. I can understand too because I hate people coming up to talk too
>broke up with girlfriend 6 months ago because she lost feelings for me
>been on two tinder dates since
>can't stop thinking about her
>decide to look at her facebook
>she's dating a skinny guy with a shit hairstyle
>try to move on by blocking her
>go on another tinder date
>can't get it up so i leave and delete my tinder
>none of my friends "have time to see me"
>family live in another country (i moved a few years ago)
>my job is great but im constantly bored
>have my gains but feel empty inside
>decide enough is enough
>make a new tinder
>first girl to appear is (((her)))
>she's with a black guy apparently
>uninstall app again straight away
I'm so close to ending it all.
Also
>skull crushers
>not actually crushing my skull
Please don't OP.
How old are you?
>>41594345
>1 female
Jesus Christ grow up
If she's dating cunts like that is she really worth your time?
Does NOFAP work for women?
>>41594339
No but being my gf helps
>>41594339
Go watch the Seinfeld episode about no sex for George and Elaine.
*brraaaaapp*
How much do I need to lift (shitpost) to forget about her?
>>41594277
more than what you are lifting now
also, i was fairly embarrassing in high school but now i'm 20 and have a high school senior gf. did i make it?
>>41594277
It's not something that happens over night, but just know it wasn't meant to be and move on. Delete/throw away any photos of her (yes, even the nudes) and get rid of any sentimental shit.
Then remember that there are 3.5 billion women on planet earth and at least a few million are willing to fuck and marry you. One day you'll meet the right one when you're ready.
Also unlike women, men increase in 'value' as they age to a certain extent. Get promoted, or work towards a better job so that you'll be able to support a family one day if you choose.
Not sure if that answered your question but uhh... good luck mate.
>>41594305
Jesus christ man how desperate are you. You're one of "those guys"