Good evening owls,
pour one out for Gru tonight
>>93324114
Hyperion top husbando but y'all knew that already
>>93324156
so what the actual fuck is Robinson on WW
like, we remember how he left DC, and it was not happy
also point me to the best mad takes about it
>>93324114
Hello, Storyteller.
So, fair warning, I'm probably going to take any excuse I can find to bring up Metroid for a while, since my favorite game franchise is shockingly not dead after all. And if Texas Anon shows up, we may end up arguing about it.
Just a bit of transparency concerning me being annoying yet again, let's read The adventures of literally not-Justice League.
The title says it all.
>>93323895
What the fuck is this shit
>>93323895
Is the twist that the assassin is Hitler?
Can we have a husbando/waifu chart thread? Post yours and rate others.
>>93322393
>nightwing, jimmy and superman
Nice
>kevin levin
Ehh
>>93322393
S tier
Spider-Man, Archie, Nightwing
A tier
Jaime Reyes, Thompson, Cage
B tier
SuperMan, Cap
C tier
Kevin, Bolin
D tier
Punisher
Literally who tier
The other 2 guys
post the hottest traps
>>93322146
finally the thread we deserve and need
>It's a Cop Episode and That Cop was a Asshole, Holy shit, She was really going to arrest that Many Kids and Clarence, What in the actually Fuck was her problem
>>93320868
She was a femimist who got triggered
cant believe there was no thread today. as usual I remembered to check a half hour too late, mega?
>>93321003
I haven't seen any thread neither today nor yesterday.
Can you believe what happened in the last Lost Light issue? Yeah, me neither because nobody read it.
I sure do miss the days when we would get together and either bitch or praise Roberts with his space drama filled with giant robots. Now we don't even talk shit about it, cause we all dropped it like a hot pancake. How come? I used to remember artists on Tumblr would pour out amazing art just after a few hours of it coming out and everyone would go nuts with theories for the next issue. Now I'm lucky enough to see someone post a scanned panel with some meme shit on it.
And since the Bay movie hits theaters Wednesday (who's NOT going to see it because of principle, gosh darnnit), is there any news on a new show lucking over at Hasbro?
Meh. I lost interest when they killed off Skids. They built up this good drama bomb with Skids being responsible for Quark's death and then Chromedome being the only one who knows about. And since CD owed Brainstorm for saving Rewind for him, I thought they he would spill the beans and then there would be a lot of turmoil within the crew. So much so, that BS and CD kinda start to agree with Getaway liking the idea of getting rid of Megatron. But Skids died never telling BS the truth and I don't know if CD ever told BS the truth but I be they forgot about that plot thread.
>>93320586
We talked about it at length on release. /co/ is a fast moving board bro. The thread was gone the next morning.
I still like it...
Also yeah I'm gonna see the movie, and that DHX Studio was recently commissioned for two new TF cartoons.
AKA the characters not made to appeal to the buzzfeed demographic.
>>93320546
That doesn't look well written at all
>>93320566
She is. It was a really heart warming story actually. The episodes with her and Pastor Putty are the some of the best ones in the show.
>>93320566
Yes, but this is Moral Oral, so the only person how actually acts how they appear is Oral himself.
DARK NIGHTS: METAL #2
Written by SCOTT SNYDER
Art and cover by GREG CAPULLO and JONATHAN GLAPION
Variant cover by ANDY KUBERT, JIM LEE and JOHN ROMITA JR.
Retailers: This issue will ship with four covers. Please see the order form for details.
As Superman and Wonder Woman hunt for a missing ally, Batman investigates a mystery spanning centuries. When the World’s Greatest Detective discovers a foe even greater than the Justice League could possibly imagine, will Earth’s heroes be ready?
On sale SEPTEMBER 13 • 32 pg, FC, 2 of 6 • $4.99 US • FOIL-STAMPED, EMBOSSED COVER • RATED T+
DARK NIGHTS: METAL #3
Written by SCOTT SNYDER
Art and cover by GREG CAPULLO and JONATHAN GLAPION
Variant cover by ANDY KUBERT, JIM LEE and JOHN ROMITA JR.
Retailers: This issue will ship with four covers. Please see the order form for details.
Superman is pulled into the mystery of the Dark Multiverse while the Justice League follows the trail to a weapon that could keep the forces of the Dark Multiverse at bay!
On sale OCTOBER 11 • 32 pg, FC, 3 of 6 • $4.99 US • FOIL-STAMPED, EMBOSSED COVER • RATED T+
BATMAN: THE RED DEATH #1
Written by JOSHUA WILLIAMSON
Art by CARMINE DI GIANDOMENICO
Cover by JASON FABOK
As the events of DARK NIGHTS: METAL rock the DC Universe, the creatures of the Dark Multiverse stand ready to invade our world! How can even the World’s Greatest Heroes stop a horde of deadly beings that appear to be powerful, nightmare versions of familiar figures? Find out in these special tie-in issues!
ONE-SHOT • On sale SEPTEMBER 20 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • FOIL-STAMPED COVER • RATED T+
BATMAN: THE MURDER MACHINE #1
Written by FRANK TIERI
Art by RICARDO FEDERICI
Cover by JASON FABOK
As the events of DARK NIGHTS: METAL rock the DC Universe, the creatures of the Dark Multiverse stand ready to invade our world! How can even the World’s Greatest Heroes stop a horde of deadly beings that appear to be powerful, nightmare versions of familiar figures? Find out in these special tie-in issues!
ONE-SHOT • On sale SEPTEMBER 27 • 32 pg, FC, $3.99 US • FOIL-STAMPED COVER • RATED T+
>>93320342
>>93320359
Wasn't this supposed to be monthly?
>PART 16 - IT'S A MAD, MAD, MAD, MAD MONK
In this thread, Cobra agent Lester Horvath discovers a very interesting operative in the form of Michael Monk. Also: robo-zombies!
[Transformers S1]
>Part 1 (Infiltration, Spotlight #1)
>>93250047
>Part 2 (Stormbringer, Spotlight #2-5)
>>93252555
>Part 3 (Escalation, Spotlight #6-7)
>>93265022
>Part 4 (Spotlight #8-10, New Avengers/Transformers)
>>93266194
>Part 5 (Megatron Origin, Spotlight #11-13)
>>93269410
>Part 6 (Escalation, Spotlight #14-15)
>>93272516
>Part 7 (Spotlight #16-19)
>>93291067
[G.I. Joe S1]
>Part 8 (Origins #1-5, #8-10)
>>93291616
>Part 9 (GI Joe #1-6, Origins #6-7)
>>93292841
>Part 10 (Cobra #1-4, Cobra Special)
>>93295333
>Part 11 (GI Joe #7-12, Origins #11, #13-14)
>>93299257
>Part 12 (GI Joe #13-16, GI Joe Special, Origins #12)
>>93311919
>Part 13 (Cobra II #1-4, Cobra II Special)
>>93312792
>Part 14 (Origins #16-18, Hearts & Minds)
>>93313769
>Part 15 (Cobra II #5-9, Origins #19)
>>93318119
What did Titan do wrong again?
he didn't rape roxanne
>>93480012
This is what happens when you give /r9k/ superpowers.
>>93480030
and/or megamind
So Tony texts to Peter the famous quote
I swear to fuck if this is true someone is going to get stabbed.
>>93479567
I saw the /tv/ thread too. It seemed dubious at best.
>>93479567
Before anyone gets their panties in a twist remember this: Uncle Ben never said the line, it was the fucking narrator
https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/06/26/ta-nehisi-coates-the-new-writer-on-marvel-comics-captain-america/
So this was posted on Bleeding Cool.
The rape of Steve Rogers will continue with poor Steve getting his teeth pulled out by way of pliers to allow his SJW rapists better access to his pretty little mouth.
Even Wanda didn't get raped this badly......
>>93479283
>Rusty Venture in the DCU
I know crazy people like to assume all black dudes are rapist, but what exactly is wrong with Tahardtospellname? His Black Panther comic is more boring than anything else
>>93479365
The character in OP's pic is a one-off character from Catalyst (the Earthquake storyline in Batman). Basically when the earthquake hit the city, Arkham shut down completely and the villains escaped and killed all the guards but the guy in the pic, who they tortured and mutilated and shit for fun until the asylum got reclaimed by Gotham SWAT
Guys how do into the current Marvel comics? I know it's probably shit these days but I still want to read some, but with reboots that are actually just continuations and huge crossovers every year I never feel like there's a good time to start reading any. Got that new Spider-Man book and it was bretty gud.
Help me /co/, you're my only hope
This is a short list of the titles I enjoyed following Secret Wars:
Vision
Carnage
Squadron Supreme
Moon Knight
Contest of Champions
Spider-Man and Deadpool
Silk
Hyperion AIMvengers
Avengers: Standoff
Illuminati
All New Wolverine
Doctor Strange
Old Man Logan
Ms Marvel
All New Avengers
Deadpool
Weirdworld
Ultimates
Spider-Man Renew Your Vows
Hope you find something in this list you can enjoy anon.
>>93478581
There haven't actually ever been any rebbot in the Marvel Universe: it operates with time-sliding timescale and certain events are dropped or altered from time to time. Example:
- Iron man's kidnappers in his origin story were originally Viet Cong, now they are Afghan Taliban (I believe).
- Captain America was originally in ice for only 15 years at the end of the Word War II. They have been stretching that "off-time" ever since and will continue in the future.
- Punisher originally was a Vietnam vet. Now, he's a second Iraq War vet, etc...
- Magneto is a Holocaust survivor. To explain his middle-age looks, they de-aged him via some convoluted reason.
- There are some cosmic in-universe explanation for this (fluid past), but they are usually reserved for comics that deal with magic & cosmic space craziness like Al Ewing's Ultimates
Renew Your Vows is basically the only book worth a damn these days.
Fuck this bitch
>>93478185
I will.
>not being a bad enough dude to rescue the president of Sugar Rush
https://www.bleedingcool.com/2017/06/26/jim-zub-thunderbolts-needs-fan-support/
Jim Zub has a proposed idea for a new Thunderbolts series, but Brevoort needs convincing, so Zub says Tweet @TomBrevoort and @AlannaWrites as well as email [email protected]
Zub is fucking terrible
How about I don't and just keep masturbating?
>>93478168
As long as it has most of the members of the original team, and isn't being lead by an MCU-branding character like Bucky, I would be game.