IDW Hasbro Universe Mega-Storytime

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Now, I warn you - as per the norm for G.I. Joe fiction, the Joes are FRIGHTFULLY dull, especially the Scarlett love triangle; I don't know why Dixon thought that was a good idea. However, the Cobras more than make up for it, because they're all assholes.

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At least Girl-Tone is cute.

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And here we meet Dixon's OC, who gets a bizarre amount of focus considering that he isn't even a self-insert.

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Now we're getting to the good stuff!

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Sir not-appearing-in-this-issue.

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It's the obligatory Die Hard issue!

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G.I. Joe vs. Snake Eyes! We all know how THAT'S gonna turn out.

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Wooo! The thing with the mask! Except it's a full-body suit, this time, because it's not realistic enough that a Scottish noble would just choose to wear an iron face-mask.

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A couple more Origins stories; the first one, here, is a Scarlett spotlight.

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Next, the secret history of the other rogue Joe: Mainframe!
(Not to be confused with the Action Master.)

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Apparently Grand Slam somehow survived this. Pity it wouldn't stop him getting shot again years later.

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That's it for Mainframe for now, but he'll be back. Next time, we'll be starting on one of the best G.I. Joe comics of all time: Mike Costa's Cobra!

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Time for Chuckles! >>93295333