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Good evening owls,
pour one out for Gru tonight
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>>93324114
Hyperion top husbando but y'all knew that already
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>>93324156
so what the actual fuck is Robinson on WW
like, we remember how he left DC, and it was not happy
also point me to the best mad takes about it
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>>93324114
Hello, Storyteller.
So, fair warning, I'm probably going to take any excuse I can find to bring up Metroid for a while, since my favorite game franchise is shockingly not dead after all. And if Texas Anon shows up, we may end up arguing about it.
Just a bit of transparency concerning me being annoying yet again, let's read The adventures of literally not-Justice League.
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>>93324172
Johns has been mending bridges left and right, I guarantee you that Waid and PAD are next to come over.
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>>93324272
but will it be any good
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Thank you for posting Squadron SupremeRIP mark
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>>93324172
>so what the actual fuck is Robinson on WW
A big fat pile of nothing. At first I was excited since Robinson is known for taking lesser know stuff (Wonder Rogues perhaps) and breathing new life into them. But then I saw that he's following up on Diana's secret twin brother, and I immediately lost interest.
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Daily reminder that OP is a DCbro and only storytimes Marvel books to hide the obvious DC shilling in his posts.
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>>93324333
Great question, you never know which Robinson you're going to get.
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>>93324172
They all come crawling back eventually
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>>93324333
anything good in solicits?
>>93324351
lol n00b
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>>93324172
It's like, I'm not EXCITED for it cuz Robinson has written Wondie horribly, but people's reaction to it being "sexist" for having a male character is hilarious
My favorites were one where the person complaining didn't even know who James Robinson was, then was informed that Airboy was "transphobic", and proceeded to go "FIGURES, WAY TO GO DC"
It's like a blast from the past when people were taking a shit on DC every day for some perceived slight
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>>93324366
It really does bring home the Apology Tour thing tho, don't it?
>>93324377
share the good tweets please
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>>93324377
I am curious to see when DC will go back to being the "problematic" publisher.
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>>93324114
OP is a faggot.
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>>93324172
I really feel like they are getting all these filler creative teams in middle because Snyder wants to take over Wonder Woman and he's getting ahead with scripts. Either that or some other big name is going to take over Wondy book soon. Like there should be no reason for filler creative teams on one of your hottest property right now and it's not like editorial team of Wonder Woman is not competent or anything.
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>>93324410
yeah that's Hawkman
Right, I'm not excited about it inherently, but I'm very curious about Robinson coming back, etc.
>>93324423
the pendulum will swing eventually but the gestalt around Marvel is genuinely not great right now, not just angry woke twitter
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>>93324410
>Apology Tour
Having a brain fart here, care to inform?
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>Amazing Spider-Man #788.
>Spider-Gwen #28.
>Spider-Man Deadpool #1770.
>Captain America #694.
>Hulk #708.
>Iron Man #593.
>Guardians Of The Galaxy #146.
>Black Panther #165.
>Daredevil #594.
>Gwenpool #21.
>Iron Fist #72.
>Ultimate2 #100
>Venom 150
Source BC.
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>>93324463
Rucka left DC a while ago on not good terms so his coming back to WW was remarkable; Robinson definitely left Earth 2 angry as a walk-off, so huh, well. Also, Dixon getting work again.
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>>93324450
I really do think they're waiting for G. Willow Wilson's contract over at Marvel to expire.
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>>93324377
>people's reaction to it being "sexist" for having a male character is hilarious
Here's a better complaint. Male Amazons are stupid. Every single time Gargareans are introduced in the Wondy books, it sucks. It sucked when Simone did it, it sucked when Azzarello did it, it sucked when Finch did it.
To all writers, and you rancid cocksores who oh so love the idea of "Wonder Boy", you listen to me. Gargareans are cancer. Stop trying to make them a thing.
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>>93324114
SQUADRON SCRAMBLE!Supreme Power wasn't as good but the Nighthawk mini was worth the edge.
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>>93324450
It does feel like they're doing a variety of fill-ins, absolutely. Long enough to not be one-shots and do a full story, but very defined, and maybe also some degree of contrasting takes? Hmmm.
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Hi thread
Guess who I met on the weekend
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>>93324272
>Waid
I really doubt it. Robinson left because of clashes with editorial that were kept out of the public eye, it never got nasty. Waid trashed DC's current editor-in-chief Bob Harras in a public interview on CBR back in 2000
> Overnight, they forgot what a two-faced, cowardly liar Bob had been and what crap they’d all had to suffer through because of his shortcomings as a manager. Instead, everyone was lighting candles for Bob. Jesus. You want to know the truth? In my humble =koff= opinion, Bob did as much to help destroy the comic book industry during the 1990s than any other single human being alive
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>>93324492
Duh, thought you were talking about a specific incident, my bad. Wonder how much groveling Didio has had to do?
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>>93324374
Shade's not dead!
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>>93324377
Oh and people going "And THIS is how DC chooses to react to the success of the movie?!" while showing that they're not even reading the damn book and ignoring that the Robinson issues are preceded by a run by two women and that we also got a new Simone Wondie/Conan crossover announced today.
>>93324410
Unfortunately my favorite one blocked me cuz someone shared me bashing her tweets which is a shame because I otherwise like her writing.
Let me dig up some good ones
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>>93324553
HOLY SHIT
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>>93324553
HeroesCon? Seems like a nice convention
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>>93324272
I don't think it would take much to get PAD back now, that guy needs all the work he can get
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>>93324598
Supanova. Don't get a lot of big name comics artists so had to make the most of it
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>>93324575
NSM also not dead. I feel like DC is not going to cut any mainline book until their big Rebirth storyline is over, which is until next summer. Then we'll probably get bunch of new books and old books will get cancelled/some become monthly.
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>>93324377
>>93324423
According to the Outhousers, that period has never changed.
The latest thing they find problematic is that all of the Metal creative teams consist of men
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>>93324477
lol at that Spider-Gwen renumber, I'm surprised they aren't renumbering Ms. Marvel too
I'm a little surprised they're renumbering ALL their main titles, how are they gonna relaunch them yearly now?
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>>93324616
>Also why tf is this another mini-run? 5 issues, then this for 6 issues - glad it's not going to take over forever but continuity, pls? Wasn't that what Rebirth was supposed to do: make it EASIER to read these books?
Wait, wait: what's hard about a mini-run that follows another one? Isn't this exactly what lots of New Readers have wanted--shorter stories that you can hop into instead of being part 7 of a 55-issue run?
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>>93324638
>that guy needs all the work he can get
Evidently not since you can e-beg your way out of your own stupidity via patreon.
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>>93324638
Think it might be a while since I'm pretty sure PAD is Marvel exclusive.
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>>93324553
that's amazing
>and you rancid cocksores who oh so love the idea of "Wonder Boy",
b-but I want it
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>>93324553
>wearing that outfit in real life
We comic fans really do have no sense of dignity whatsoever. And now I have to live with the fact that I hang out with someone who dresses up like a closet exhibitionist in public. For fucks sake.
Speaking of Rokk though, I think he's Mr. Oz.
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>>93324673
The Outhousers' hate boner for DC has never ceased to amaze me
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>>93324691
You can't tell people not to spend money on stupid shit, that's for sure
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https://twitter.com/VaGentlenerd/status/876886352268337159
https://twitter.com/ClaireAgincourt/status/876895098809667586
https://twitter.com/vandroidhelsing/status/876881833681592320
https://twitter.com/Ikiruined/status/876899724514689025
>>93324683
Yep yet still same people are complaining "this is why people don't read Wonder Woman!" because of "status quo changes" (when nothing in the announcement implies that at all)
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>>93324732
Anyway you sell trades to movie people who venture into a store, not floppies
not even getting into "has any book seen a quality movie bounce yet?", on top of that
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And this one:
https://twitter.com/SizzlerKistler/status/876896725797019649
Huh?? When was this ever the case? Closest it ever came to this was during Luke's run there were a bunch of fill-ins, Heinberg and Picoult each left after one arc but then it went into Simone's 30+ issue run, a year-long run from JMS, Azzarello for 35 issues, and Finch for a couple dozen issues. Like where does this idea that Wonder Woman is getting constantly rebooted when she's basically defined by really long runs from beloved authors? That's always been her strength, she has one book with one writer for long periods of time instead of tons of spinoffs and OGNs and crossovers you have to follow
Man, it's been awhile since I got super Twitter mad.
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>>93324683
Casuals being hypocritical morons. Move along folks, nothing to see here.
>>93324702
Of course you want it, cause you're a fucking retard.
>B-but, Diana having a son could be really interesting!
No it fucking wouldn't. Stop projecting your sick shota self-insert fantasies on my favorite superhero, you disgusting piece of sub-human trash.
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>>93324822
r-r-r-recap
>>93324814
People do like to retcon/reset things from previous runs. Like how Phil Jimenez did all that work to make Floating Themyscira and then Rucka went 'lol' and destroyed it.
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>>93324814
>People who don't read comics pretend that they know about these characters.
News at 11!!
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>>93324826
>likes Wonder Woman
>calls others subhumans
Does anyone else see the irony?
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>>93324814
> making it a revolving door for creators to come & go
So the way that all comics were done before the last, what like 5 years?
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>>93324855
That's true and I think that's one of the biggest sources of the "everyone resets her status quo" maymay.
But aside from that Byrne and WML and Simone and even Luke all continued straight on from the previous runs, with the exception of Byrne doing his Byrne thing and making three new characters that were literally identical to her previous supporting cast.
Fun fact, Luke's second arc was used to put Cassie and her mom on a bus and he actually gets her mom's name wrong.
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The sales charts came out today, which will probably lead to more "why Marvel isn't doing as well as they should" posts.
Things I noticed are:
>Jean Grey had a large drop
>Nick Fury is probably cancelled, dropping to 16K at second issue
>Champions is at 25K
>Secret Warriors is at 23K
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>>93324931
I'm having beer for dinner
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>>93324943
It'd be fun to work it out, because I do feel like there's an awful lot of cast reset/continuity nitpick in Post-Crisis Wondy, although I'd also argue that Byrne was the most profound derail and wounded it badly by the end.
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>>93324979
Ellis better give me some Aunt Madge, dang it
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>>93324814
>Like where does this idea that Wonder Woman is getting constantly rebooted when she's basically defined by really long runs from beloved authors?
It came directly out of someone's ass, and everyone else ate it up. Note how this complaint is often accompanied by pointing out that Diana doesn't have as many OGNs as the other two of the Trinity. If anything, this just speaks to being lazy fucks who insist on a pick up and play style of following comics because they can't be arsed otherwise.
And while we're at it, I fail to see WW's frequent changes in status quo as an inherently bad thing. Diana is always being put into new situations, which keeps her book fresh, instead of being forever stuck in a constant state of stagnation. I know full well that Fontana and Robinson will change things around for their runs, and I'm okay with that because it keeps things interesting, dammit!
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>>93324953
I rarely drink but I'm definitely drinking tonight, had some sad stuff happen. Expensive whiskey.
Which makes reading this kinda weird because it's a pretty sad comic at times.
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So many fucking trades this week!
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>>93325001
if you're the anon who lost the doggus, hugs and sympathy because that's the hardest thing on this earth.
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>>93325033
Nuke is young asshole Firestorm, right?
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>>93325033
Thanks, that means a lot.
Fortunately no doggos in Squadron Supreme, just Tom Thumb being for suffering.
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>>93324997
In Modern Marvel, Nighthawk's point would be immediately deemed the wrong one since writers would instantly deem men working towards a utopia by their own labors as a conservative idea.
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>>93324814
The reboot thing is from Simone to JMS to Nu52 all in a row
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>>93325001
I hope that everything works out okay for you anon.
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>>93325053
damn, son, that's cold
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Anyone ever feels totally burned out? Every Wednesday I go in a Win'0 thread, download weekly stuff and then don't even bother reading single thing. And it's not just ongoings, I recently downloaded huge Marvel back catalogue and ordered a lot of books from instocks and haven't bothered to check any of it out.
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>>93325083
Absolutely. Also Heinberg/Picoult reboot being a flop.
>>93325097
Thanks a ton, anon.
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>>93325160
dat ass
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>>93325053
Personality points toward Firestorm, but his powers resemble DC's Post-Crisis Captain Atom who came out years later. A Pre-Crisis Hypercrisis.
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>>93325173
I haven't felt any weekly urgency in a while except in a few cases, but I'm also working a lot
>>93325176
IMO it's weirdly helpful but also contributes to the arbitrary reboot feeling to know how much Simone wasn't allowed to use
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>>93325173
Occasionally, I think everyone gets like that.
I suggest ONLY reading the stuff that you really love, like when you get to the end you're like "I wish I had the next issue NOW". I used to read a lot of mediocre stuff just because I liked the characters or moderately enjoyed the book.
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>>93325218
>>93325221
Yeah, I'm stashing stuff for when I feel the urge to binge coming on me again, it does inevitably happen
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>>93325173
yeah I've been feeling that way for months
I keep buying shit on comixology sales and not reading any of it, I can manage to read 1-2 books on a Wednesday sometimes, but I don't get excited for books anymore
a couple years ago I was pulling 20 books and hyped all the time, now nothing is exciting. I have five books on my pull but I only really look forward to one of themI kind of chalk it up to Rebirth being mostly dull, and the one property I was hoping would get Rebirth'd hard didn't
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>>93325236
what property is that?
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>>93325176
No problem anon, if there's anything that I've learned from Tex's Wonder Woman storytimes, it's that we all need a little bit more love and compassion in our lives especially during the bad times.
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>>93325255GL
They've been mishandling it even before Geoff left and I'm so fucking sick of Venditti
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>>93325266I AM Tex, so glad to hear she's affecting you like she affects me
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>>93325285
I haven't been reading but I can see it, yeah, it could have used a more radical kick in the ass
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>>93325185
One of the reasons that I like Simone is because she argues that comics shouldn't limit cheesecake, there should just be more beefcake to even things out.
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>>93325234
Aw, not-Wondy even has her own Steve!
This is fucking shameless, like they're practically daring DC to say something.
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>>93325346
this is the Platonic essence of shameless plagiarism and that's what makes it great
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>>93325301
It feels like when they run out of ideas they revert to rookies, except this time there's two of them! And I guess I get the appeal for people new to DC/GL but personally I have no interest in barely competent rookies, especially when the established vets all suck in the other book too
Maybe I just expect too much or I've been reading comics long enough that I'll probably be disappointed no matter what they do with GL but I wish it was a book I looked forward to
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>>93325363
>>93325382
I still like the idea of space crime/noir GLC by Valentine
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>>93325397
that sounds wonderful
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>>93325413
it'd be a strong contrasting take, you can do all kinds of batshit weird settings to do the genre mashup in, use the offbeat cast, and even sneak in some themes/Big Issues on the sly
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>>93325346
Actually at the time of this mini Marvel AND DC were intentionally doing expies of each other's characters, DC had the Champions of Angor and Marvel just brought back these Roy Thomas villains from the 70's.
IIRC this wasn't just on a publication level but was literally writers talking in restaurants and deciding to do this.
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>>93325285
>>93325301
I'm telling you, just turn this book into COPS in space.
Enough with the "epic" shit, and just let these fuckers be police again.
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>>93325460
>>93325467
there's a playfulness to it all that I really enjoy
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>>93325482
just the two of us
alone
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>>93325506
like, there's some deliberate beefcake in this so far, right? it's not just me being me?
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>>93325480
that's what the most recent issue was and it was pretty dull tbqh
it would take a better writer to pull it off, not sure who at DC could really do it (I'd really love to see King give GL a shot though)
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>>93325295
Hey, Tex.
Teleport Stations. Yay or Nay?
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>>93325506
WEW
>>93325530
Definitely.
>>93325539
I'm blanking on what you're referring to, sorry
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>>93325221
I haven't kept up with anything other than Batman, Deathstroke and NSM. Image or alternative I completely leave for trades. The problem is I don't even read the books I like a lot and want to keep up with.
>>93325236
Yeah Rebirth is really fucking dull and even conversation about the books here is dull. Like there were books like Snyder's Batman or Johns' JL I always read because the conversation and shitposting was so lively. With Rebirth I feel like no book has that kind of hype.
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>>93325295
I've posted this before in one of your storytimes but thank you so much for those threads. I've always liked Diana but your storytimes truly got me to understand her. You also caused me to completely reconsider how I view the Amazons as well. I forgot the what the story was called but the single issue story where Lois interviewed Diana had me tearing up and it truly did inspire me. Sincerely, thank you so much for what you have done.
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>>93325530
NSM Wondy being Green Snake is so good I love it
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>>93325295
Were you also triggered by people shitting on Rucka's WW in Robinson's announcement thread?
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>>93325582
NSM is one of the few things I make sure I keep up with, it's so good
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>>93325578
That means an absolute ton to me, thank you anon.
>>93325582
Right? I was like "is Yang secretly from /tg/?"
>>93325598
A little bit, but you know, people are gonna hate what they hate and like what they like. Or as the kids say, "haters gonna hate".
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>>93325173
I've got like 3 weeks of comics just sitting unread on my desktop. Feels bad man
Part of it is people are bad at done in ones
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>>93325566
>I'm blanking on what you're referring to, sorry
Samus Returns has a new thing called Teleport Stations, which are exactly what they sound like, basically warp pads. I thought for sure they were going to be the main point of contention, not so much being able to punch things.
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People who read Busiek's Avengers/Thunderbolts here, were you able to binge read it or did you read it in small/medium chunks? I feel like his stuff is so compressed I get tired after 3 or so issues. It's not even that it's bad, pretty fine but it's really tiresome.I get same feeling reading Claremont's X-Men although Busiek's stuff isn't nearly as overwritten.
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>>93325734
we did 3/4 issues a night
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L_rxFstIRGk
Go to 9:55
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DC's solicits are so bad
All those Batman oneshots are the most blatantly gimmicky thing since CW2
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>>93325807
And fucking Williamson on Flash
>negative Flash powers
DO SOMETHING OTHER THAN SPEEDSTER SHIT YOU FUCKAnd monthly Deathstroke ;_;
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>>93325844
I'm not gonna say it
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>>93325732
Ah, I prefer not to keep up with news on games too much cuz I like being surprised. From the sound of it I don't really have a problem. Lots of games have fast travel and I prefer to ignore it. Admittedly, after playing Super Metroid a gorillion times every once in awhile I wish I could just warp to where I'm going.
>>93325734
When I first read his Avengers, I sat on the floor and read like 30 issues in the space of two hours, one of my best comics memories. For me the compressed nature/amount of story you get per issue just makes me constantly want to read the next issue immediately.
>>93325807
Leaked image of DC's new website
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>>93325865
>>93325845
moratorium on speedster shit, NOW
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>>93325845
People meme about how Flash is shit because Barry is bland and it would get better the instant Wally is made Flash again and I keep thinking problem isn't the character, writers fucking suck.
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>>93325865
Poor Tom.
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>>93325907
whoops
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>>93325807
>EVERYONE IS BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!1111111XD
Good fucking lord. Just imagine the gallons upon gallons of semen the execs used to paint the wall during the meeting this idea was pitched.
This Batwank shit needs to stop before it becomes a very literal cancer, infecting every other IP and assimilating them into itself like the fuckin' Borg.
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>>93325916
it's the writing
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>>93325986
oh look it's Kang
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>>93325917
Being Tom is all the suffering of Pym with none of the good parts.
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>>93325983
It already infects the entire company
In bookstores Batman and co sell more than entire publishers
>It’s probably no real surprise that Batman continues to be DC’s most lucrative property, with 54 of their 100 placing titles being Batman or Batman-related (“Nightwing,” “Batgirl,” et al), totaling over 562K copies sold, larger than many publishers just with a single family.
2015
>Batman is DC’s most lucrative property, quelle surprise – a staggering forty-seven of the ninety-eight DC branded books are either directly Batman, or a member of his extended “family” (“Nightwing”, “Batgirl”, and so on), and account for 599k of DC’s sales.
2016
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>>93325983
I mean they only had one Batman tie in during Darkseid Wars and no other tie in sold even half of it.
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https://twitter.com/RosieMarx/status/876908090183925760
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>>93326012
I'm okay with it, even the silly Dark Days one-shots, if it means that the Young Animal titles get subsidized, because man their sales are not good at all.
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>>93326010
What good parts?
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>>93325807
They felt like the Darkseid War one to me. Tho they're funnier because of the dark Batman shit
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>>93326002
>it's Kang
DELET THIS
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>>93326076
Cool powers, fun GF
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>>93326050
>Do you know why nothing is known about him?? Cos NOBODY CARES!
No, nothing is known about him because nothing has been written about him. This is pure autism.
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>Marvel does Hulked-Out Heroes, Spider-Verse, and Venom-verse
>that's fine
>DC does Metal
>REEEEEEEE FUCKING BATMAN
Calm thine selves, autismals.
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>>93326097
that last panel is unnerving/heartbreaker all in one
Haven't said much about the art, but I like it
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>>93326133
this is going to end so, so, so badly
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>>93326132
Spider-Verse and Venom-verse are also dumb as shit
Also I'm sick of Batman and how everybody sucks his grayson
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>>93326132
The Scott Snyder haters have been on the dl recently, they will rise and there's a good % of haters
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>>93326153
>this is going to end so, so, so badly
Spoilers:Tome cures cancer.After Nuke and his parents die.And Tom dies from cancer before he can whip a sufficient dosage for himself.
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>>93326188
no spoiler!!!!
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>>93326012
>>93326042
For fucks sake.
Real talk, this can't last forever, right? People HAVE to get sick of this broody, crypto-fascist one-percenter at some point. So what's it going to take?
Ladies and gentlemen... How do we kill the Batman's popularity?
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>>93326132
Fuck off faggot, let us circle jerk each other about how we are the smartest people to grace the earth and read capeshit and hate on all the necessary Bat wank even though we know it's required to provide for lesser known books that DC will shit out because of their sense of experimentation which we will pirate and never buy and then when it's cancelled and next slate of Bat wank is announced we'll complain about the oversaturation of Bat wank.
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>>93326226
you can't make people like or not like something, that way lies a particularly dumb sort of madness
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>>93326247
hey, I buy weird niche Big Two in floppy
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>>93326226
Literally can't. Next movie is going to make billion dollars, next AAA game is going to sell shitload. People want Batman, you can't do anything about it.
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>>93326247
I know Metal is all Batwank but Forge also had Hawkman, Mr. Terrific, Hal getting to be part of the DCU again, and a Mr. Miracle cameo so I thought it was pretty funalso I am a sucker for dumb fun shit like mashing characters together so the one shots mite b cool
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>>93326176
Let me guess, things would be so much better in comics if everyone sucked your favorite character's dick.
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That first issue of Metal was fun as fuck and I can't wait for more
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>>93326297
The Outsiders!!!
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>>93326299
Not really
I don't like company favoritism
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>>93326276
Honestly don't understand the complain here. I only care about more creative capeshit and they need to be funded somehow. Think of it this way, a portion of money DC makes on Metal will find their Dark Matter line. Now you can like those books or not but don't say it's all Batman everywhere.
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>>93326226
Why would you do that? Sabotaging Batman isn't going to magically make other characters more popular. It's just going to make comics less popular. Where does this "if people stop liking x, that means they'll start liking y" logic come from?
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>>93326325
oh yeah, their cameo was nice
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>>93326401
look at these futuristic bitches
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>>93326431
you can tell he's kind of butthurt that Hyperion got serious at him
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it's wild how hard it is to come up with villains for JLA/Avengers style teams
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>>93326431
>I have . . . little . . . to fear from you.
S A V A G E
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>>93326247
>Batwank
>necessary
Y'know what? If Batman is necessary to keep comic books or even just DC alive, then that's all the more reason to wipe the brooding faggot off the face of the Earth.
The DCU does not deserve to exist if it can only be sustained through a single character. Fuck comics, this medium has truly gone completely down the shitter.
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>>93326486
>>93326504
it's a serious creativity challenge
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>>93326504
Yeah, it typically comes down to BIG BAD SPACE MAN
Best option is usually to use villains from other comics, or just to make the characters the focus so BIG BAD SPACE MAN just serves as a plot device.
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>>93326554
ha ha :(
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On that cheerful note, thank you for reading and we'll be back tomorrow.
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>>93326531
>The Detective Comics Universe does not deserve to exist if it can only be sustained through a single character.
On the contrary
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>>93326582
G'night and thanks, OP.
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>>93326606
>tfw you occasionally remember DC Comics is Detective Comics Comics
makes me chuckle every time
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>>93326582
Thanks for posting as always, Storyteller.
Comic books are just so much fucking fun, huh? What with the cancer and all.
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BEST TEAM BETTER BE IN METAL
>>93326554
It hit me when I realized most of the big Avengers villains are Stan/Jack creations (Ultron being the big exception)
>>93326580
it is genuinely hilarious to me how often the JLA found rando aliens and none really survived to today.
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>>93326606
Fuck me, that's right, even the company's very NAME is Batwank. Fuck this, I'm switching to Marv-Imag-Dark Hor-Arch-ID-... WHY IS EVERYTHING AWFUL? Fuck this industry.
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>>93324367
thank you based didio
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>>93324503
How is she at DC? Like I remember people not hating the Vixen mini but I can't remember anything about it
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>>93326836
People like Ms Marvel and her arc in A- Force is considered better than the rest
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>>93324553
would wear/10
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>>93324374
DASTARDLY & MUTTLEY #1
Written by GARTH ENNIS
Art and cover by MAURICET
Variant cover by LIAM SHARP
Retailers: This issue will ship with two covers. Please see the order form for details.
It’s a red-letter day for the good folk of Unliklistan as they start to power up their first atomic reactor. But after pushing the wrong button, the ultra-rare radioactive element, unstabilium, has been released into the atmosphere! Now it’s up to pilot Lt. Col. Richard “Dick” Atcherly and his navigator Captain Dudley “Mutt” Muller to save the day. Will they safely complete their mission? Or are things about to get a little...wacky?
On sale SEPTEMBER 6 • 32 pg, FC, 1 of 6, $3.99 US • RATED T+
>It's finally here
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>>93326946
I am really not sure of the tone of this one but that solicit is god tier
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What the general consensus on the Squadron Supreme limited series? A local used bookstore of mine has all the floppies and is selling the entire collection for pretty cheap if I recall correctly. Recommended?
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>>93324114
Coming in super late and reading alone, but why would anyone not because GRU.
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>>93324410
Goddamn, Nuke, what the hell is your costume?
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>>93324732
>https://twitter.com/VaGentlenerd/status/876886352268337159
>Amazons must be so sexist they bully the only boy into being a girl, or else!
The others are dumb too, but hoo-whee this one is something special.
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>>93326582
Thank you anon.I need more Doop in my life anon.Or more Milligan.
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>>93326002
I always love this page. It's just a hero stating flat out "I am not fucking around right now".
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>>93324931
God, the setup for Squadron Supreme alone is a preemptive repudiation of basically every major crossover storyline Marvel's done in the last decade.
I mean fuck, what part of this Overmind situation isn't basically Civil War's ideal outcome.
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>>93324272
Just keep PAD off Aquaman.
>>93324172
Is there a real reason, not speculation, as to why Robinson left. All I recall is his tweet about stopping.
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>>93324272
Waid is a hard not happening. Waid outright refuses to work for Marvel so long as Bob Harras is EiC and the feeling is mutual considering Harras has banned Waid from the DC offices. That's a bridge that Johns can't mend without Harras' ass getting the can.
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>>93331253
DC Editorial promised him that Earth-2 would basically be his own little playground to do with as he pleases. Then without consulting him, they decided to do an Earth-2: Batman book by Taylor. Robinson gave them the finger for going back on their word and quit, ironically resulting in the Earth-2: Batman book getting canned and Taylor being put in charge of the Earth-2 ongoing instead. Which he then proceeded to drive into the ground.
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>>93324492
I wonder if Liefeld is going to do any DC work.
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>>93331313
Thanks anon
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>>93326946
>DASTARDLY & MUTTLEY #1
>Written by GARTH ENNIS
MONKEY PAW NO
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>>93331889
>were clearly the best drivers in Wacky Races, by far, only losing because they'd stop to cheat after gaining a massive lead every time
>become Ace Pilots in a new comic series, possibly getting mixed up in naughty crimes/black bag antics
...mite b cool.
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>>93331889
>>93332090
...I just...I just had the 'written by' part sink in.
Please. Don't have Muttley get male raped.
Please, no.
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>>93324366
The bad one.
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>>93324781
Suicide Squad sure as fuck hasn't. It feels like when a movie is so well received and popular as WW the thing to do is launch a movie U comic separate from the mainline. But I'm sure that's been tried before.
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>>93325692
The DC insider in some of the NSM threads very heavily hinted at Green Snake and White Snake.
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>>93332325
One of the recent issues had someone talking about how they made certain colour choices in the issue (regarding snek's eyes), but I don't think anyone in the thread noticed it.
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>>93325807
>implying you're excited for the story of Ray Palmer in the Microverse, who really is Mr. Oz, Yuga Khan's return, and also Dastardly & Muttley
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Don't mind me, just reading an issue of one of the best Marvel comics ever.
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>>93332365
Yeah it goes ignored quite frequently, but the same anon was giving details like that in a lot of the threads.
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>>93332102
If anything, Muttley will be doing the raping.
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