i moved in to an apartment that comes with an electric stove top, is it any good and would my electricity bill be spiked up?
no its not induction, just a heated coil under a ceramic plate.
>>8732122
That place is evil, child.
>>8732144
ahh tell me about it, if it's induction im fine with it but the whole thing is built into a slab of concrete
i have a portable induction cooker so im good, but i cant make 2 dishes at once which is retarded
>>8732122
You poor guy.
Sorry about your luck.
It will not cook food right, it will turn itself off whenever it pleases, it will add metric fucktons to your electricity bill and it will generally be a bad time.
No heat or cooking when the electricity goes off either. Fuck man you got skunked.
Is chewing 10 gums a day bad for me?
I really like gum. What are your favourites anons?
>>8732114
>Is chewing 10 gums a day bad for me?
yes.
>>8732141
>yes.
in what ways? will I get cancer?
>>8732147
Your offspring has a drastically improved chance of being born mentally retarded, but otherwise there's nothing to worry about.
We're all virgins here anyways.
Are there any cooks that are not alcoholics?
>>8731909
If you mean non-alcoholic as in active drinker than I for one am is not an alcoholic although I do enjoy drinking and cooking at times.
>>8731939
you are about 200% autistic in case no one ever told you before
just saying
>>8731941
autism is my world friendo
Do you ever go to restaurants alone?
>>8731868
100% of the time.
What's your point, get on with it, some of us are literally autistic and hate human beings.
>>8731868
yeah, I really enjoy it; read a book or listen to a podcast, be confident. Lots of people travel alone for business, and lots of people enjoy solitude.
>>8731868
I do when I travel because I travel alone. However for some reason I'm too autistic and insecure to do it in my home country.
>brush teeth thoroughly with mint-flavored toothpaste
>rinse mouth
>take a big drink of ice cold water immediately after
is there any better feeling?
>>8731538
the feeling of being loved.
but i don't expect you to understand.
Yes sex with an underage girl
i wonder how prison is going for jared
What foods can I eat that will help my body produce clean and efficient no-wiping bowel movements?
>>8731524
KFC
Squat over he bowl
>>8731524
taco bell
Do people still fondue?
Or was it a thing of the 80ties?
>>8731224
My mother makes Toblerone fondue which you dip marshmallows or strawberries into.
fondue parties were a thing in the swinging 70's where after filling up on cheese you'd exchange keys and fuck your neighbors wife.
>>8731236
I was born too late....
I'm boycotting all Coke and Pepsi drinks for the next four years, and so far drinking nothing but water for breakfast, lunch and dinner fucking sucks.
How do I make pic related at home to put in water while out? Blend up some whole lemons & sugar and then dry it out and crunch it up?
Why are you boycotting Coke and Pepsi for the next four years? Also that stuff is cheap as shit, just buy it you faggot.
>>8731176
Dislike corporations telling me how to vote. And like the joker said: It's not about the money, it's about sending a message.
>>8731147
i think you'd need a lot of tea powder and citric acid, or powdered lemon juice, and sugar
you could probably just look up the ingredients
Help me /ck/, this is an emergency. How do i make gatorade pickles that don't give people food poisoning
what the fuck are gatorade pickles?
just make refrigerator pickles
They are pickles marinaded in gatorade for a really long time. They make them red and other colors
>>8731155
don't do this.
What foreign tools/equipment have you embraced?
Last week, I got an electric kettle. It is amazing and I'm not sure how I survived so long without it. Thanks, Brits.
>>8731078
My family immigrated with 2 Japanese kettles that keep water almost boiling hot at all times. I love the simplicity of Western kettles but none of them have this feature.
>>8731078
Since when is an electric teapot "foreign"?
I love my Norwegian egg slicer.
What does /ck/ think about Guzman y Gomez, a Mexican fast food franchise that originates from Australia?
https://www.guzmanygomez.com/
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Guzman_y_Gomez
Apparently, the owner is aggressively pushing into Japan and not just Australia since there isn't much competition for Mexican food in Japan.
I have to say, it looks far better than Taco Bell judging by the youtube videos.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JZaTMAtPm7c
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jTFpGO6uW4
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-p_2s2hKXPc
Ausfag here, the guzmans near me is pretty good, everytime they open a new shop they do a free burrito day when they open, and its some pretty effective marketing. Pretty cheap, tasty af and you get a lot of food for your dollarydoo
Is it racist to only hire latinos btw?
I like it more than the other Aus/Mexican chains like Zambrero or Salsa's. I don't eat Mexican that often though.
I've had this half of a Slim Jim for a really long fucking time.
Probably opened about 1-3 months roughly.
I've had it lazily folded over to sort of "save" it for some other time.
I kind of want it today but don't know if it's safe or not.
It looks and feels pretty much the same for the most part. The tips a little gray.
Slim Jims probably don't expire too easily even after opening right?
What the fuck should I do?
>I am a retard and cannot tie my own shoes in the morning.
ok, faggot
>>8730993
a-... are you fucking naked?
Also it should be fine. Slim Jims are like the cockroaches of food I think.
>>8731008
>Tell me what I should do.
----
>Make yourself scarce.
Pick one.
What sides should I get
looks like you're getting love handles on the sides from that shit
>>8730647
french fries (if tenders) or mashed potatoes (if fried chicken)
rice & beans
Fries and slaw. The coleslaw is pretty good because they have bits of jalapeno in it for a nice kick.
I'd go to that place more often if the people working there were not so incompetent (waiting five minutes for normal things like tenders, getting charged incorrectly in both directions, always being out of whatever special new sauce they have for their monthly specialty dish, etc.).
Lets build a list of recipes to promote everyone's health and longevity.
>>8730572
apple
>>8730572
dicks.
looks like u in good shape op.
food
Alright my cookfags, judge my cilantro pesto
>1 cup Minced garlic
>1 lb cilantro
>1 cup aged parmesan cheese shredded
>2 table spoon olive oil
>1 teaspoon kosher salt
>>8730569
no pine nuts? or at least walnuts?
also, I'd say it needs more garlic. I love garlic. put more garlic in it.
>>8730584
Fuck kek I didn't have any but I figured someone would say that
Well the garlic measurements are estimated, I used more but trust me I'm Italian and I fucking love garlic
>>8730608
Wow, you're such a genius for realising someone would point out how you didn't include one of the core ingredients.
What's next genius, will you post an omelette while secretly suspecting that someone will point out how you forgot to use eggs?