I don't use a bowl and spoon to eat cereal. I just pour the cereal in my mouth and drink some milk.
I don't use a bowl and fork to eat ramen. I just put the noodle block in my mouth and drink some boiling water.
Cocoa powder in mouth
Sip of milk/water, preferably warm
Shake head violently to mix
Enjoy the satisfaction that I look crazy in public
Profit
>>8843933
I thougt I was the only one eating it this way. Perfect technique anon.
>see qt cashier
>order meal with pepsi
>is coke fine?
>not as fine as you
what are your favorite ways to get banned from dining establishments?
>>8843885
>order pepsi
>we have coke
>not as fine as you
>what?
>y-you too
>>8843885
Be black.
>>8843885
idk call them all niggers or something
What is this shit even good for?
Giving a black licorice taste to your white fish and noodles that you toss together thinking you're making something amazing and it turns out tasting like crap because you don't have the first clue what you are doing or what sort of herb you are dealing with.
>>8843651
Tarragonmustard and to flavour water.
>>8843651
I have no idea, I don't grow or buy useless plants. Sorry man, try google, I'm not even familiar with what this backwater shit plant is, it's about as important as ramps in my book.
Which nugget shape is superior?
>>8842814
Boot>Bell>Bone>Ball
there is no other answer
The great debate
Which would you rather eat
>>8842795
One of those is a pizza, the other a cheese casserole.
>>8842795
I have never tried the american one so american desu
>>8842795
I suck at making pizza, I try doing Neapolitan, but it always turns into Chicago Deep Dish.
ITT: apples
more like crapples
tfw when apel
>>8842632
haha yeah apples aren't great
Sup /ck/
I just bought a new juicer. Thing is boss. Any idea how I can spruce up the flavors a little bit?
https://youtu.be/X1oHp-VvhDE
https://youtu.be/-i0UugILBJg
you fell for a meme
>this is not a joke
when i got to the 'generate your qr code' bit i started to do some research
This thread was shit when you posted it yesterday. Now it's just pathetic.
Starbucks introduces the new Unicorn Frap™!
>The chain says the drink was inspired by the trend of unicorn-themed food online and starts out purple with a sweet and fruity taste. It changes to pink and tart after it's stirred to mix in a blue drizzle. It will be available from April 19 to April 23 in the United States, Canada and Mexico, with a 12-ounce size containing 280 calories.
Coming soon....
FFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPPPPPPPP
>bronies
Rate my pork tenderloin
>>8852282
Is that a donut hole?
>>8852289
It's a potato croquette
>>8852282
More than 1 sauce, onions burnt, tenderloin doesn't even look cooked, croquette is a nice touch. 9/10 for effort, 3/10 execution.
ITT: Post your food weaknesses.
>4chan doesn't allow two images in one post
Anyway here's my other one.
big macs
inb4 fat ass. im 160lbs
>>8850860
and 5 feet tall
ITT: Worst misrepresentations on a menu.
I know a lot of people here work or worked at a restaurant, so it's confession time.
I used to work at a Persian restaurant that claimed their "bread" was "made fresh daily." It was actually just store-bought tortillas. Pic related.
ive never worked in a restaurant but i'm desperate to hear these confessions
>>8850808
I'm in the same boat.
This could be a great thread, OP.
What kind of place was it? Really fancy or more grounded?
>>8850821
It was fairly fancy. Their lowest-priced plate was $15, and it was not worth ordering. It was really common for bills to run over $100.00, regardless of how many people were in the party. Mind you, this was over 10 years ago.
Something else I'll say is this place had a toilet near the kitchen. The toilet was separated from the kitchen by a mere curtain.
I mostly made this thread so someone who works in a Mexican restaurant can attest to the fact that their beans are canned. I swear I can taste when the beans are canned, and it's almost every Mexican restauarnt I've been to.
Decided to reward myself for my birthday. Bought 3 pounds of NY strip from Walmart.
>Group of grills in uni kitchen staring at me as I fumble with salt pepper & olive oil
>sweatyanxiousguy.jpg
> as soon as I put steak on skillet, smoke immediately floods kitchen
>girls start coughing uncontrollably, run out of kitchen
>flip to other side, have to cover face
>incredibly loud smoke alarm comes on
>entire residence hall evacuates
>cont.
this is what you get for not using grapeseed
>>8850597
>NY strip
>15 minutes in cold ass parking lot everybody loudly complaining knows it was me
>fucking fire truck shows up
>FUCK
>20 minutes later we go back inside
>stealthily take skillet and speed walk to dorm
>steak was delicious
Is it true that if you see a bunch of cops parked in front of and eating at a restaurant that it's the best place to eat? My dad used to always stop at whatever restaurant has a few cop cars in front of it when we were traveling out of town. He says the cops know who has the best food. And the food was always good too.
stop
>>8850445
Probably true. Also truck drivers
>>8850445
Why would a police officer have any better idea of what you would or would not like to eat than you or anyone else for that matter? Idiot.
>cook a steak
>oil gets everywhere
is there a cure to the eternal splatter?
>>8850245
Salt it heavily
>>8850245
I made a steak today, no oil. Just coated it in butter.
What does /ck/ buy at the corner store?
>>8850175
are you 12?
>>8850182
Serious replies only.
>>8850175
A fuckload of cigarettes.