me again
what's for breakfast /ck/?
<steak quesadillas
I had avocado on toast. Other than that i don't eat breakfast.
>tripfagging
Kill yourself you SJW limp-wristed beta cuck permavirgin numale
>>8847534
have too. i don't want people stealing my awesome pics and claiming them as their own
hello i am 18 and this is my first time on the board
i am just not living alone and i have no idea how to cook food and have never been taught my whole life. im just looking for some easyto make food recipes and cheap aswell just so i dont starve thanks.
>>8843891
now*
>>8843891
What is Google?
>>8843891
I'm sorry this was too funny to me, i've never read something so genuine and adorable on this fucking website
Whats next for his cooking career?
What a horrible, but probably good tasting combination
>he didn't even make his shit Cincinnati chili a fucking threeway
What a faggot
Looks like someone shat in your zucchinis, Joe.
>>8843775
As if he could be any more of a meme he uses spiralizers.
Who here /deliveroo/?
Been working from them since march, and really loving it. I'm a student so I don't get fucked over by their 'we're not an employer'-policy. Including tips and bonusses, I make 12 euro's per hour on average.
I get to ride my bike and deliver really nice food to rich hipster girls, what's not to like?
I work in the underwriting department of an insurance company and secretly give white people lower premiums
I don't know where deliveroo gets their deliverers from but they're all assholes with no road etiquette and very limited cycling ability and usually shit bikes. Had one of them literally lean on the sill of my driver's side window. What the fuck.
At least the regular messengers can track stand at lights and have cool bikes.
>>8843239
Oh no! That must have fucked your car up so bad! I hope he's dead now, fuck that guy
It's okay. You can admit it. Beer sucks. You, like so many other men at some point in your life decided to see what the big fuss was. You took your first sip of that watery, bitter, amber liquid and recoiled in disgust. "but I'm a man," you think, "and men are SUPPOSED to like beer. It's the natural order of things." So you kept drinking. You drank until your tastebuds became numb to its yeasty bite. "Aha!" you proclaimed in your secured masculinity. " Looks like I finally acquired a taste for beer!"
Yet still, upon every night out on the town, as your female company orders their grape juice and tequila infused slushies, you look upon them with wistful envy. "I'll take a beer." you say to the bartender, a sadness behind your eyes. Because men drink beer. It's the natural order of things. And you are a man, aren't you?
>>8827607
What a fucking poof
>>8827607
Wtf! I hate beer now!
beer is alcoholic hops tea
So tonight I'm making some homemade tomato soup for my mother exclusively using ingredients from her garden. I'm also going to make some grilled cheese to pair with it. The soup I've made plenty of times, but I haven't made a grilled cheese since I was a kid.
What's the best "adult" grilled cheese?
>french bread 1/2 inch thick
>thinly sliced gouda cheese
>lightly spread Dijon mustard on the inside
>medium spread butter on the outside
>pepper and paprika in melted butter
Or
>french bread
>shredded cheddar
>lightly spread mayo on the outside
>butter inside
>garlic powder in melted butter
>>8847794
White bread and American cheese. You don't mess with perfection anon.
Is the salt from her garden
>>8847819
>doesn't have a salt mine in their garden
I accidentally bought too much herring in oil. I usually just eat it with some dark bread and polish cheese spread, but I need some more ideas. How long will these babies last once I open the package? I usually finish small jars in a few days but this package has no "use within xx days" on it.
>>8847685
just have them with vodka shots
>>8847685
Make a casserole!
Maybe use some coconut milk, sliced mushrooms, and brown rice?
Fry with some soysauce.
Why is cheese so fucking expensive? Some fucking dried milk blocks cost as much as a cut of prime ribeye.
The international fromage mafia
>>8847539
>Why is cheese so fucking expensive? Some fucking dried milk blocks cost as much as a cut of prime ribeye.
think juuuust a little about what you just said.
>>8847539
I'm guessing storage space. You need to let those bad boys mature for many months, and storage space costs a lot
Why does everything kill you?
>>8847222
no, everyone does die
>>8847222
Rothschilds want us gone.
>>8847222
Why is everyone in a contest to live the longest?
Are these things worth it?
Reviews tend to be
>best meal I've ever had
or
>overpriced box that doesn't even hold temperature well
seems to be a bit of one upsmanship about who can keep food in there's longer, I like eating today, not in 72 hours
there's also the stick ones, but I'd be worried about evaporation if I have to kept a big bowl of water halfway to boiling for 2 hours
>>8847144
For $360?! Fuck no.
Use a styrofoam cooler and an aquarium heater.
Sounds like you could also use a Jucero. All natural Juice by Jucero pressed by a 5 ton mechanical press to ensure you receive all the nutrients a professional businesswoman like yourself need for an active life style. Act now and purchase the Jucero for $400.00, a steal at the original price of $700.00.
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>>8847149
I enjoyed this comment.
Please make your selection, /ck/.
Ill have the cotton candy
The manigot
I'll take the pizzaiola girl please.
This is a guido burger from Hodads in San Diego. It's topped with pastrami, ketchup, dill pickle slices, swiss cheese, grilled onions, and brown mustard. Would you eat it?
yea, i would try it
>>8846828
>grilled onions
Fuck off with that dumb shit.
of course, pastrami burgers are often great
Why arent these guys utilized more in mainstream cooking? I feel like we are missing out.
>>8846754
prob tastes fucked up desu
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>>8846754
Too similar to humans, that's why people freak out when they hear about some remote Asian villages eating monkey
The meat we are really missing out is from reptiles, from what I've experienced they have a delicious unique taste that is best described as in-between bird meat and fish meat
/ck/ challenge
Sew.. what's the poop?
Last thread dropped off.
Story?
posting WP shit
so WP general
I think Borneo got arrested for the death of KJU's brother's death.
Does anyone actually enjoy these?
Easter was like last week, right?
they taste like marshmellow with a chemical aftertaste
>>8846604
They're okay, just don't eat more than 2 at a time.