ITT: Weird shit that you do

I don't use a bowl and fork to eat ramen. I just put the noodle block in my mouth and drink some boiling water.

Cocoa powder in mouth
Sip of milk/water, preferably warm
Shake head violently to mix
Enjoy the satisfaction that I look crazy in public
Profit

>>8843933
I thougt I was the only one eating it this way. Perfect technique anon.

>>8843915
Do you wanna choke nigga? I eat cereal out of mugs

I dont eat pies. I just swallow all the ingredients and throw myself in the oven.

>>8844012
You don't pre bake the crust?

>>8843915
I make a sandwich in my mouth

Does eating ramen with a fork count.
I used to eat it with a spoon but one day I took out a fork for some reason and it stuck ever since

Baloney, Peanut Butter, and Cheese

I eat everything backwards.

At parties Ill double dip my chip.

>>8844039
He's the crust and he's probably already baked

Manadarin oranges and peanut butter sandwich. The flavors work so well together. The only thing that dosnt work is the juice hitting your chin.

I take a bite of a cookie and then drink milk instead of dipping the cookie in the milk.

>>8844308
How does one eat noodles with nothing but a spoon... I thought it was obvious to use a fork..

>>8845323
Same here, the cookie just falls apart and dissolves at the bottom of my glass.

>order from Pizza Hut
>throw pizza directly into fridge
>let age for a few days
>warm it up at a high heat
>let the outside get crisp and melty while the inside gets to about room temp
>enjoy
it's so much better than eating it right out of the box

I use my cock as a kebab skewer

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>>8845608
I used to break apart half of the cookie and let it sink to the bottom of the milk, chug the milk, then drink the cookie stew. It was like a doughy milkshake.

>when I eat popcorn I eat all of the external crunchy kernel bits first until all I have is the puff part. Like pirates booty but with real popcorn. Then after I gather a pile of popcorn puffs, I eat the puffs one/two at a time and let it soak up my saliva until fully soaked up and then I swish it around in my mouth like a paste and then I swallow it.

So yeah.

>>8845276
Will try thanks anon

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I would get a handful of these fuckers and chew it until it became a soft and wet then I would form a perfect sphere out of it. Put them in the fridge for 30 minuets. Come back and enjoy.

>>8844477
what a fucking waste

>>8844319
This is the shit my nigga.
I made this when I was around 8 cause it's the only food we had, stuck ever since

I'll spend hours slowly caramelizing four chopped onions and then eat the whole thing in one sitting.

>>8843933
I'm pretty sure most people eat ramen this way, anon.

After cooking Ramen instead of putting it in a bowl I just eat it straight out of the pot I cooked it in.

>>8846276
Holy...

>>8844465
you stick food up your butt and then throw it up whole?

>>8844012
So your a self hating jew?

>>8843915

> Boil water in pot
> 2 bags of Ramen noodles
> Wait 5 min (until noodles are completely cooked)
> Drain out all water
> Add 1 tsp of butter
> 1 Cup of cheese
> 2 packets of seasoning (whatever they come with)
> Light salt/pepper
> Mix until its texture resembles fettuccine Alfredo
> Enjoy

I eat raw chicken,then swallow some burning hot grease

I like looking for food in dumpsters, bringing it home and eating it. I'm not even a poorfag

my favourite dish are frozen grapes

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>>8843915

>>8846323
Haha good imagination but not even close

For me it's the pb&j with baloney

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>>8844472
Dude, what the literal fuck

I fapped to decapitated girl pics one time

>>8843933
This is a well known concept in sunrise land.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YHQXBAjkmOQ

I rub garlic on the cutting board so everything I chop tastes like garlic

>>8843915
I eat everything with tiny teaspoons. I got fat when I was a kid and started eating like that to ensure I couldn't over eat, but it's just stuck with me.

>>8843955
that's sometimes known as the Cousin Cody

>>8844048
It tastes better that way

>drink milk from bowl like cat
>freeze m&ms
>put mustard in chocolate frosty

I like ketchup and cheese sandwiches. American cheese on fluffy American white bread only.

when I was a kid I would use mashed potatoes as a hot dog topping. I still do it once every few years or so, just for the nostalgia.

>>8850327
Do mashed potatoes on chicken patties. It's like sex but in your mouth.

>>8845838
This is the objectively superior way to eat cookies and milk.