I need to pay off some debt really fast. What is the cheapest thing I can eat. I am willing to eat the same thing every meal/day as long and it provides some nutrion. Tryng to spend less than $25 a month if all possible.
Beans, nigga.
>>9390399
Rice + beans. Cheap as shit, nutritionally complete.
>>9390399
rice and beans bought dry in large quantity. These together give you complete protein. From there you would need a variety of vegetables to get the vitamins/minerals you need, or you could just buy vitamin pills. Lastly you need a source of essential omega 3 fatty acids, which you can get from various meat sources or just fish oil pills.
What can I do with this?
>Ib4 pulled pork
Jack shit.
smoothie
>>9390293
pulled pork
I'm in las vegas just now and I can't find a single buffet under $20 and those look shit, does anyone know of any decent ones for $10 or less? And does anyone with service experience here know what the fuck happened to all the cheap and good ones?
>>9390274
Welcome to the tourist trap.
Vegas has changed. I can't believe a lot of places has started charging parking fees.
>>9390296
And this place has a 30 buck per head resort charge per night and we haven't even had room service.
What's his endgame?
>>9390236
Silliness
>>9390236
>lame /tv/ meme poster
Just fuck off back to your sub-educational, sheep infested board and leave us alone.
he just wants some goddamn cereal. The real question is what the fuck is wrong with those kids. They obviously have an endless supply of Trix and they STILL treat the rabbit like a leper.
It ain't even good cereal
I need to cook something that´s rather simple and quick, yet tasty. Any recommendations?
>/nocook/
well, what do you have to work with?
peanut butter and jelly sandwiches
>>9390173
Can you narrow it down a little? Any particular style of food? What ingredients do you have?
The current problem is there are just too many things to suggest.
Is cacti edible?
Yes.
>>9390165
Thank you
>>9390163
*are cacti edible
It's plural so you use are rather than is.
No need to thank me.
Do you faggots even drink sports drinks? All I ever see is a bunch of Monster drinking and alcoholic degenerates posting here. If there are any adults among the lot of you, let's discuss sports drinks.
Gatorade Flow is top tier.
>>9390105
>hfcs water
May as well drink soda you fat shit.
>>9390105
>21 grams of sugar
>>9390105
>adult
>drinking Kool-aid with a different name
Pick one, dumbass
I have some shitty streak. What should I do with it?
Make Chinese food with it like some sort of pepper stir fry.
>>9390066
steak and kidney pie
>>9390066
cut into strips, season to your liking, and stir fry. add veggies if you have any.
I only buy the biggest eggs because it turns me on that it probably really hurt when the hen had to squeeze it out
You should only eat kiwi eggs then.
>>9390082
jesus christ. Imagine taking a shit that big
Imagine how good it would feel afterwards
>>9390094
Your entire lower torso would be torn in half.
How do restaurants make theirs so much better than the store bought stuff?
I want to make salsa, how should I do it so it's like the one in restaurants?
make it with fresh ingredients, the stuff on shelves are pumped full of shit to make it last longer, obviously it'll taste different.
>>9390007
Salsa is one of the easier things to make yourself, and it's also one of the best, in my opinion.
diced tomato
diced onion
cilantro (lots)
diced chilis (to taste)
Optional stuff:
corn
black beans
>>9390007
>How do restaurants make theirs so much better than the store bought stuff?
It's freshly made. On the other hand store-bought salsa is always cooked because it must be in order not to rot on the store shelf at room temperature.
Restaurant-style salsa is dirt fucking simple to make. Get a blender or food processor. Add tomatoes (canned is fine), a little onion, a little cilantro, and however much (and type) of chilies that suit your heat level. Pulse it until you get the texture you want.
Just ate this. What was I in for? Did I like it?
>>9389994
>3.01 MB
Welcome to the Internet grandma.
Lay off the hotdogs, they'll interfere with your suppositories and you'll be having unexpected bowel movements again.
>>9389994
A kradser is only barely less amazing than a proper hotdog. It's surprising how little the sausage actually improves it.
>>9389994
what is it? a hot dog made of Chick-Fil-A nugget crust crumbles?
Are there any foods that you want to try but you can't because it's forbidden and you'll go to he'll if you do?
>>9389950
Deep fried mars bars
>>9389950
pork is terrible, you're not missing anything.
>>9389950
>believing in hell
Just sin all you want OP. According to God, if you repent before you die then all is forgiven.
>why even have rules lol
Is this a fair price
>>9389918
No, you got buttfucked son
>>9389921
I hope its good
>>9389918
>Little fry
Hah, you are like baby
Tell me if this is a bad rule to follow:
If you go into a restaurant, any restarurant, and 90% of the adults in there are obese, that's a place to avoid.
Why? Wouldn't that mean the food is delicious?
>>9389829
That depends more on where you live.
Poor people eat fast food much more often and they're usually fatter as a result.
If you see lots of fat people around it means your a working class scrub.
you think obese people don't know where the good grub is?
this is why I hate thin people or whoever
I'm not sure who I'm supposed to hate actually, but it's someone.
>>9389775
>I'm not sure who I'm supposed to hate
Every fat person I know blames everyone and everything for their body issues. Look man, the first step to not being like that is to accept you have control over what you put in your gob and how much effort you put into burning calories.
Don't be a potential heart attack who screeches about how everything except them needs to change.
>>9389797
oh i'm not fat
>>9389799
Oh, well carry on with your confusing thread