3 HOURS LEFT!!!
sorry bros, i got better plans.
>3 hours and 15 minutes of this shit
Is it even worth watching this week?
How much shoe polish did he use a night to get this look?
>>2700630
His beard is naturally dark you fucking mark. He dyed the cock polisher.
>>2700641
>blond moustache his entire life
>blond hair as well
>black beard
Hmmm
>>2700649
>Blond hair
Bleached hair you fucking moron.
>Body of James Ellsworth
>No Charisma
>No Promo skills
>Boring in ring style
>gimmick is "I fix my collar of my jacket"
>looks like he's never hit a gym in his life
>anti-draw
>Most overrated competitor of the CWC
>added to Suzuki-Gun because he had nothing to offer New Japan as an individual
>only a heel in PWG because he sucks and The Villian has to do all the Mic work
>Known SJW Socialist Faggot
>GEEK
>a perfect example of what's wrong with wrestling today
Why is ZSJ ANYTHING?
>>2700531
Yeah I don't have a lot to add here either, I don't get the fucking hype about this guy he puts me to sleep.
>>2700531
You forgot vegan.
>>2700531
Muh finger bending
Who's the greatest of all time, and why it is Randy Savage?
>Good physique
>10/10 Charisma
>Delivered the best promos of wrestling (alongside with Ric Flair)
>High Flying innovator
>The cream of the crop
>Exposed Hulk Hogan
>Miss Elizabeth
>Took Stephanie's virginity
Name a wrestler better than him.
D'Lo.
>eurocontinental champion
>those head rolls
>nation of domination holy shit
>stole Jeff Jarrett's girl
>free cotton balls from inside his cheek if you needed one
>screwed Bret
>>2700274
I always get the feeling he should have been 'the man' during the early 90s but Vince was salty about the whole Slim Jims thing.
>>2700623
What slim jims thing?
YOU GOTTA BE KIDDING ME
>>2699886
My son Adam Cole is in NXT!
OH MY!
>>2699886
WHAT A MOVE
Are you ready for the ratings blood bath?
How will you celebrate?
By watching actually good wrestling.
>>2699202
Good morning lads, today is my off day due to memorial day and i have all day to spend time with my friends aka you guys. Hopefully RAW would be good tonight.
>>2699208
>Hopefully RAW would be good tonight
Backlash tickets were doing good before the card was announced.
Died as soon as Jinder won the n.1 contender.
As a result of this, Backlash was not sold out, despite the fact that it was in a good location.
Indians get WWE ppvs for free hence won't buy the WWE network.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1dxQX-RT4BA
Russo approves Jinder.
Anti-smark cucks BTFO.
Based Jinder working the smark cucks
Russo liking Jinder is the kiss of death. because giving a jobber the top belt BC he's ripped is the kind of idiotic shit Russo used to do.
>>2699169
Yep. Working WWE out of revenue is so based
https://youtu.be/UGc84UXduqE
you all need to watch this
What's your prediction for how WWE blows this eventual feud?
>>2699168
Put them in a 9 minute match on the No Mercy pre show
>>2699168
Vince has anything to do with its booking
I don't watch NXT. My only info I get is from the endless promos for it on the night before a WWE PPV. But I really don't get her appeal. What is so special about her? Why hasn't she lost? To compare her to Goldberg and his streak is just... And for God sake, if she ever gets in front of mic! Its like Nakamura tier, bad.
Why her lads, why?!
>>2698998
she has swagger
There's nothing special about her or even average. She's pure dogshit but sucks Papa H's dick very well, so he buried everyone for her.
Honestly name a better woman wrestler in WWE at the moment.
Hojo and Io don't count.
>Kick.Kick.Kick.Hip attack.Kick
>nobody is ready for asgah!
Wresting fans are retarded for cheering this bitch and booing reigns
>>2698985
Romancucks still ding-dong diddly seething this hard that their Samoan TV boyfriend fails to get over
>it's a "Romark mad somebody else can actually get over" thread
>>2699027
>over
>NXMeme
I miss him broskis. He made SMAckdown feel like a real sports show. Why does WWE have to ruin everything they get right.
I'm sorry he had a mental breakdown, but he was insufferable as an announcer
>>2698857
His fault for being a whiny nu-male cuck
Phillips is fine but god I miss having somebody who actually called the moves what they are.
I'm so sick of "OH!" and "PLANTED!" and for fuck's sake, Phillips called one of Styles' moves a "fireman's carry neckbreaker." Motherfucker, just call it the motherfucking Ushigoroshi.
Are we all in agreement that becky is just female sheamus?
wtf I want to fuck Sheamus now
>>2698793
Becky is ethnically Irish, but from a genetic point of view she looks more British.
Becketty wishes she was as good as GOATmus
>Punch.Kick.Knee.Kick.Kick.Knee.
>"I.....am........Shinsuke.......Nakamuraaa."
Wresting fans are retarded for cheering this guy and booing reigns
Ok so watch something else
>>2698786
Not liking Strong Style. WWE baby butthurt that based Nakamura is winning MITB and will be WWE champion soon.
>>2698786
he's boring as fuck, he easily had the most boring match at Backlash. is that really the king of the so called strong style? I've seen the shit he does be done thousands of times.
He'll be dancing with the new day by the end of 2017.
MMA is an actual sport were real athletes beat the living shit out of each other for many dimes. Grow up you /asp/ faggots and watch some real sports. WWE is for babies. This place needs more actual sports threads.
>>2698782
>mma
>real
>>2698782
i love that wwe is gay is hot asf
>>2698795
Stop posting as my waifu... yelissa is pure o.O
1. Reigns
2. Cena
3. Styles
4. Lesnar
5. Ambrose
>>2698658
1. Revival
2. Owens
3. Kendrick
4. Styles
5. Neville
>>2698664
seek a vagina
>>2698658
1. Based Cleaner
2. GOATkada
3. Tranquilo Man
4. BMAJ
5. Ospreay