3 HOURS LEFT!!!
That ticket says 5/24/17.
Unless you've got a flux capacitor on your Geo Metro, that ticket isn't any good fag.
>still using the Obama soundbite instead of Trump
wooalt playing youtube videos instead of ram kek
>Big Dimes Braun injured
>Manlet King and Samoa Jobber in the main event scene
>Jasethy and Deanetty are irrelevant
>main title not even on TV
Should I even watch this crap other than Big Dog's segment?
Cena needs to go suck a dick. He has time to do this narrator bullshit but he can't wrestle? Fuck off you fag. This isn't even his show. Why couldn't they have Roman do it? Memorial Day is GOAT though, so I appreciate that intro.
More Muricans crying for their half-retarded soldiers dying for kikes in the middle east...
It's a shame that Jinder isn't here, unironically, I would love to see the reaction
Yeah...and all you can do is jerk off to her...poor little Bubba...
>starting with the A-Couple
I guess I can turn this shit off early now.
Not even Miz can save Ram from Bayley, Finn and the rest
Just think of all the butthurt from the marks and kiddies.
Just a strong woman, Billy Joe Jimbob
YEP, OUR RATINGS TANKED, AND EVERY EPISODE THAT DID OPENED WITH THE DEAN/MIZ FEUD, SO LET'S JUST DO THAT AGAIN AND MAKE IT DRAG. ALSO, LET'S DO A TALK SHOW EVERY FUCKING WEEK INSTEAD OF MAKING IT A SOMEWHAT SPECIAL OCCASION BY DOING IT SPORADICALLY. FUCKING BRILLIANT.
>tfw this show will be worse than the 4th of July episode
WHO THREW THE PIE IN KEVIN OWENS FACE?!
You're just not man enough to handle it...
ONE OF THESE DAYS THEY'LL BE BROKEN GOD DAMN IT COME ON THIS WAIT IS KILLING ME
They're gonna take a bump at Extreme Rules and that'll be the real beginning of the Broken Hardys.
I just want a Jeff singles match with his music and against anyone who isn't named Cesaro or Sheamus.
Doesn't a fatal five way by definition have extreme rules?
WTF smack threads have sissies? Is it too late for me to switch sides?
¡conteplad al coloso!
ved como lucha y lucha y no desmaya;
como pisa radiante y majestuoso,
el mas alto creston del himalaya:
como alli puesto en dios el pensamiento,
revela un nuevo mundo en cada grito...
¡atlas en que se apoya el firmamento!
¡atalaya que explora el infinito!
Es el, Asesino de Leyendas, El de Mente Brillante, The Viper, !!! RANDY ORTON !!!
>there are people spending their memorial day holiday watching this show instead of barbecuing with their girlfriends
If you turn it off now you'll miss Alexa.
I need some crucial advice and I don't know where else to turn
My dad was an alcoholic and towards the end of his life he was bleeding out his ass. He didn't die if natural causes, he died in atv accident
I've drank 3-5x a week for 8 years. In the last two years I've drank everyday, about 1 fifth of vodka or 750ml. I recently started to see blood in my shit and once a month or so I vomit blood.
What is it that causes blood in your shit or vomiting it?
I'm 23. How much longer do you think I'll live? I
What's worse is it's always against S/C and they always win. Even Road Dogg needs to admit when you have 1 team beating another team for 2 months straight, how can anyone think the losers will win in the PPV.
>post yfw the reason Graved left is because Reigns died
Already ruined it, can't be excited for anything I guess
*Elias Sampson performance*
"this guys got it, Maggle."
>Aiden English can sing
>Elias Sampson can play guitar
>They aren't a tag team
>Corey what was that all about? I know we just broadcasted the entire fucking interaction but tell us what happened. Hey everybody look how totally caught off guard I am that Corey left the announce table evem though I literally saw my friend have a fucking heart attack right next to me wow aren't I just shocked oh myyyyy
Why is Joe dressed as an anarcho-capitalist ball?