Ram Gamethread #1

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sorry bros, i got better plans.

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>3 hours and 15 minutes of this shit

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Is it even worth watching this week?

>>2701096
>memorial day
>ratings plummet yet again
I'll be waiting

>>2701097
Hey Dwayne!

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TUCKER TIME

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Who here ready for
>RECORD LOW RATINGS?

Haven't missed a RAW in awhile but I just don't care anymore.

Good job WWE

A ver donde están mis /Smack/ hermanos?

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Ready for #RAW

>>2701097
You movie a shit, Dwayne

>>2701100
>implying watching this shit is mandatory

Why do I keep coming back. I could be maxing out my drives in KH2.5

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All boards reporting in
/pol/ here

FUCK OFF MURICA

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>>2701097

That ticket says 5/24/17.

Unless you've got a flux capacitor on your Geo Metro, that ticket isn't any good fag.

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only watching to collect more charlys

Haven't watched WWE in 3 weeks. Feels good to be free. Thank you Roman

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DOG BLESS AMERIGA :DDDD

>>2701120
You're posting on an american cheeseburger program

I'd let John Cena cum on my back

HAHAHA DRUMPF BTFO


A REAL PRESIDENT RIGHT THERE

>John Cena on Raw
NANI?

BIG DIMES BARRY BURYING TRUMPETTY

>>2701112
Llegó papi

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>still using the Obama soundbite instead of Trump

>>2701119
/ck/ here

When does Stephanie come back? You can't sell a simple table spot for 2 months jesus.

No mention of trump. Donald Trump blown the fuck out

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wooalt playing youtube videos instead of ram kek

Charles looking hot tonight

>Big Dimes Braun injured
>Manlet King and Samoa Jobber in the main event scene
>Jasethy and Deanetty are irrelevant
>main title not even on TV

Should I even watch this crap other than Big Dog's segment?

TRUMPETTY SEETHING

I miss Obama :(

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>>2701119
/tv/ here

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>>2701133
>>2701136
>>2701130
Well this is Trump's first Memorial Day as President, so next year is when they'll probably throw him here.

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>>2701143

me too senpai

>muh freedumbs
Muted this entire segment

Cena needs to go suck a dick. He has time to do this narrator bullshit but he can't wrestle? Fuck off you fag. This isn't even his show. Why couldn't they have Roman do it? Memorial Day is GOAT though, so I appreciate that intro.

USA USA USA

>USA Chants
As an American, why do we even do this? The only time we should be chanting USA is to taunt commies after winning in a hockey game

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This shit is going to be horrible

SETH
FREAKIN'
ROLLINS

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More Muricans crying for their half-retarded soldiers dying for kikes in the middle east...

memeoreo day

>>2701150
>Why couldn't they have Roman do it?


Because Americans speak English

>no mention of Trumpetty

SEETHING

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>USA chants

>>2701152
>As an American

None of us talk like this you fucking commie poser scum

>>2701096
>Trump BTFO
BASED
all i need to see
fuck RAM
see you tomorrow Smackbros

USA USA USA USA USA

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USA USA USA USA USA USA

HOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Wow, the arena sure is packed tonight. RAM truly is the A+ show, innit?

>>2701112
Uff uff y recontra uff


El Basado Mike salvando esta porqueria de show

>it's a big dog wins episode

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>>2701143

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>tfw this will be the worst ram in 25 years

Sorry, skipped the last two RAWs, do they always show the logos of the Wreslter next to their names now? That's awesome

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It's a shame that Jinder isn't here, unironically, I would love to see the reaction

Come on WWE, you should have saved the ratings for the last hour!

>Miz
Already won

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Maryse is so fucking hot

>>2701168
cute pic

>>2701155
They have trained killing machines walking on the streets and any faggot can get a weapon so they have to suck the veteran cock 24/7 or else...

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>>2701173
Yeah...and all you can do is jerk off to her...poor little Bubba...

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>starting with the A-Couple

I guess I can turn this shit off early now.

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>>2701173

>>2701160
What the fuck did you want me to say, comrade? Am I supposed to just ask why we chant USA with no pretext? Look like an idiot?

>>2701174
Tapla's a great artist. She's funny on twitter too. Always calling people fat.

>big dog vs a+player
>finn the human vs spooky fedora fatass vs fat canadian murder
>already starting with big hollywood mike
This raw will be pure kino

>>2701173
I have yet to see her with a pic or vid that looks unflattering,. Shes just a beautiful woman.

>>2701169
>That's awesome
Vince, aren't you a little busy right now to be shitposting on /asp/?

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>>2701172
Not even Miz can save Ram from Bayley, Finn and the rest

>>2701176
Didn't know you were in to men

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A ver donde estan mi /smack/ hermanos?

>>2701176
if all you saw was her from the elbow to the hand and she tried to jerk you off how would you react

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>the lunatic cringe

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>>2701170

THIS.

Just think of all the butthurt from the marks and kiddies.

>>2701173
>>2701183
She's aging like fine wine

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>>2701119
/gif/ here.

Now someone too sweet me

Miz is one of the only reasons to still watch WWE. How sad is that?

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>>2701186
Just a strong woman, Billy Joe Jimbob

>>2701167
Obama would have BTFO Drumpf if Republicettys didn't install the 22nd amendment over big dimes FDR

YEP, OUR RATINGS TANKED, AND EVERY EPISODE THAT DID OPENED WITH THE DEAN/MIZ FEUD, SO LET'S JUST DO THAT AGAIN AND MAKE IT DRAG. ALSO, LET'S DO A TALK SHOW EVERY FUCKING WEEK INSTEAD OF MAKING IT A SOMEWHAT SPECIAL OCCASION BY DOING IT SPORADICALLY. FUCKING BRILLIANT.

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>tfw this show will be worse than the 4th of July episode

those people?

>>2701197
>AND YOU THINK I'M ANY LESS OF A MAN, CAUSE I GO HOME TO STARLA AT NIGHT! FUHGEDDABOUDDIT

Dammit someone post Maryse Bella

>>2701187
A qui papi

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>>2701200

DELETE THIS.

based cesamus

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>>2701200
WHO THREW THE PIE IN KEVIN OWENS FACE?!

The best entrance in WWE right now.

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>>2701119
/sp/ in the house

>>2701173
the implants that saved a career

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>6 man tag match after this promo

I hate these European fags.

I really like their Neo-Nazi jackets

>>2701108
>it's a replay episode

Miz should just manage Sheamus and Cesaro

Based Nazi gimmick

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kings of wrestling when?

>>2701197
>>2701176
Who is this? Does she have any nudes? Asking for a friend.

> Heels on a Heel talk show
I wonder how this will end?

cesaro and sheamus with a mic

Jesus, it's so frustrating. Why does WWE have to heavily script everything? Why can't they just let the talent o out there and talk naturally?

>>2701222
some face comes and interrupts and miz gets punched

>It's another evil foreigners gimmick

>>2701187
El basado Mike esta salvando esta porquería de show beibi

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>>2701119
/bant/ here

>>2701220
>filename

>>2701138
they had the right idea, nobody in their right mind would choose to watch Ram right now

Ambrose + Hardys vs Miz and S/C

Sheamus look like deniro's character from taxi driver

based sheamus carrying cesaro to another A+ segment

>>2701197
>>2701176
>>2701155
>RAM has some faggot posting an ugly muscular """woman"""
>Smack has based sissy poster

Why does Smack win everytime lads?

not even miz can save this raw

>>2701224
You dropped your greentext, here you go
>

>>2701234
6 man tag team match PLAYA

It's really a shame the Miz and Daniel Bryan feud never got a proper ending, They just sort of cut it off

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>>2701220
Marika Johansson...

https://xhamster.com/movies/1380494/marika_s_cam_show.html

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>its a deanetty ruining a segment episode

when did ambrose get so skinny? he looks like a twink

Miz stutters way too fucking much. Why do you guys think he's a good promo again? Because he le ebically btfo indie vanilla manlet?

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those jackets look comfy desu

>Buttheads

CHILDRENS SHOW

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>inb4 6 man tag: MIZ and C&S vs. Hardys and Dean

Six man tag team match playa

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>>2701237
You're just not man enough to handle it...

Ambrose is awful

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>if there's one thing I'm not it's stupid

Hows the Lawsuit over the Broken Gimmick going?

dean marking out so hard for the hardys kek

do they really have to do this every week?

I will mark out if vanguard 1 shows up

>/wew/ having a period over WWE doing a Memorial Day package

I want /wew/ennial numale shitters to fuck off at once

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ONE OF THESE DAYS THEY'LL BE BROKEN GOD DAMN IT COME ON THIS WAIT IS KILLING ME

>>2701220
Hi JBL

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>>2701258
>I have half the brain you do

>have Cesaro and Sheamus on MizTV
>almost entire segment is Miz talking about himself just to bait Ambrose out

why is RAM booking so bad?

A 6 man tag match! How creative

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>classic Hardys

I'd like to shred Darcy's cheese, if ya know what I mean!

>>2701237
Smack always wins.

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bull: njpw
medusa: ram

>>2701254
I wonder if she's been BLACKED yet

>>2701259
TNA won

will this beat UK show for the lowest rated RAM show?

WHY HAS WWE GONE DOWN HILL BROS. IT'S NOT FAIR

>>2701265
They're gonna take a bump at Extreme Rules and that'll be the real beginning of the Broken Hardys.

I just want a Jeff singles match with his music and against anyone who isn't named Cesaro or Sheamus.

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is matt broken yet?

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>>2701266
Wonderful, here is a well deserved (you)

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Doesn't a fatal five way by definition have extreme rules?

>>2701247
Fuck those stupid privileged faggots. Starving children could have eaten that cake and they just waste it like that? Wow.

woat raw woat woat woat

>>2701210
kek

>>2701274
Did luna steal that vein gimick?

hi i haven't watched wrestling in 3 years, where is my boy ziggler

I want to have sex with the transformers girl so bad

>>2701282
Why couldn't you face Tex in a fair fight? Why did you send people to injure him constantly? WHY CHAD 2 BADD? WHY?

The thing that sucks is I know for a fact that by the time the Hardys actually become BROKEN the hype will be gone. Why is life so unfair bros?

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>>2701237
WTF smack threads have sissies? Is it too late for me to switch sides?

>>2701289
bull had it in the early-mid 90s and didn't luna have it in the late 90s?

so probably

>>2701292
I was jealous of his gator skin cowboy boots and trans am

have the hardy's been the opening match for every ram since mania? sure feels like it

>>2701290
jobbing to Nakamura on Smackdown

>>2701295
Never too late, lad

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is it time bros?

>shaemus and cescaro are going to lose AGAIN

Zzz

Matt just needs to retire. He barely made it over that rope.

The crowd is dead.

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>>2701119
/bant/ reporting in

someone convince me to not turn this off

¡conteplad al coloso!
ved como lucha y lucha y no desmaya;
como pisa radiante y majestuoso,
el mas alto creston del himalaya:
como alli puesto en dios el pensamiento,
revela un nuevo mundo en cada grito...
¡atlas en que se apoya el firmamento!
¡atalaya que explora el infinito!

Es el, Asesino de Leyendas, El de Mente Brillante, The Viper, !!! RANDY ORTON !!!

>>2701306
He needs to work as a manager and wwe should give him full creative control over whatever gimmick and stable he wants to build

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>>2701119
/int/ here

Why this match looks like it is improvised?

>>2701310
Turn it off after goddess. that's what I'm doing.

>>2701310
Roman is winning, stay for the smark outrage

>>2701119
r9k reporting in for duty

>>2701311
Uffff ufffff y recontra ufff.

Where are Gallows and Anderson? Why the fuck is Shesaro feuding with the Hardyz after they lost to them already? Kuck Angle is a terrible GM.

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>there are people spending their memorial day holiday watching this show instead of barbecuing with their girlfriends

>>2701319
How are the tendies tonight?

>>2701316
they are taking it as seriously as a boring house show

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>>2701119
forgot to (you) so here is another
/vp/ here

i'd rather watch Tucks triggered college kids episode than this shit

2 HOURS AND 34 MINUTES LEFT

>>2701310
What else are you going to do on a Monday night?

>>2701306
He's not very mobile, everything he does is stiff and slow.

>>2701322
I can't barbecue with my girlfriend tonight because I'm at home watching Raw with my wife.

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>>2701310

If you turn it off now you'll miss Alexa.

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>>2701119
/b/ here

>>2701310
Brock is going to show up during Seff vs Roman and take them both to suplex city.

>>2701330
drink beer and watch lesbian tv shows

>>2701310
Can't really think of a reason.

I'm probably turning this off after the Miz match.

>>2701322
I'll be over later to spit roast your girlfriend.

>>2701311
El basado Sahagún

>>2701338
Isn't that what we are all already doing?

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>>2701303
fuck this im jumping ship

Are they in a high or low energy city?

This Cruise commercial is GOAT.

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>>2701336
is that a sex thing?

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>>2701315
>Ariana Grenade

>>2701322
>girlfriend
ohoh kys normie

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>>2701119
[s4s] reporting in

>>2701311
Matarte a ti estúpido maricón. Blandy Boreton es el peor luchador de SmackDown

>>2701322
Because we decided to get Chinese food while watching Raw

>watching RAW when Lucha Underground returns this week

why am i doing this

good lord sheamus has a tight booty

>>2701353
te pido por favor que tengas sexo y ganes altura

>>2701348
Yeah. Suplex city is a metaphor for Brock's gigantic dick.

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>>2701322
>having a gf
>people on /asp/

fuck this is a long match

>>2701101
Is it ever? Seriously, when was the last time you actually enjoyed watching this shit show? Give it up. It's OVER.

>>2701363
filling time

>>2701319
have sex

Botch

>>2701353
Por favor ten sexo y levanta las pesas

I need some crucial advice and I don't know where else to turn

My dad was an alcoholic and towards the end of his life he was bleeding out his ass. He didn't die if natural causes, he died in atv accident

I've drank 3-5x a week for 8 years. In the last two years I've drank everyday, about 1 fifth of vodka or 750ml. I recently started to see blood in my shit and once a month or so I vomit blood.

What is it that causes blood in your shit or vomiting it?

I'm 23. How much longer do you think I'll live? I

That ending was discombobulated as all hell

>>2701319
Seek sunlight

lolol that botch

That match was super sloppy

Miz...

>>2701322
>there are people who aren't bed ridden who actually watch RAM....ever

>>2701365
>>2701365
But still we're only just half way through the first hour.

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>dat Swanton Bom
BASED

Young Bucks debut when?

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>dean can't even remember which hardy to tag

>A DDT is a finisher

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>guy with Smackdown shirt in Raw audicance

>no delete

"We will have and still tag team champions"

>>2701319
Take a shower

>Graves on his phone

Why did Brother Nero take his shirt off?

What the fuck happened between Matt and Miz, it's like they couldn't figure out what to do.

>>2701322
I have neither a BBQ, girlfriend or any friends in the state I now live

>>2701299
What's worse is it's always against S/C and they always win. Even Road Dogg needs to admit when you have 1 team beating another team for 2 months straight, how can anyone think the losers will win in the PPV.

>>2701368
Trabajado. ¿por qué ya seething ya ding-dong diddly fuckin marca?

Did Corey just leave all of a sudden?

What did Corey Graves see on his phone that was so important?

??????????????????

>Graves leaving the set

what happened?

>>2701394
Dogs are in the pool enclosure

>Bayley this is your life segment

Yea, fuck this. I'm watching hockey

>>2701369
you should go ask a doctor m8

>>2701390
Or the state you used to live

>Graves walks off after checking his phone
What's this?

What if Graves never came back and that was never mentioned again

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Wtf happened with Corey Graves?

>>2701394
his mother died

Wait what happened with Corey? Is something happening or am I being worked?

>>2701394
baywatch featuring the rock. in theaters now.

Was that a work or a shoot??

Someone died, didn't they?

Alexa Bliss providing kino tonight boys

>>2701394
Eva Marie is dead

aww wwe twitter mentioned it, it's probably a revival beating up enzo angle

>>2701389
Hardyz should have stayed retired. This whole reign has been shit.

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post yfw Bailey wins at Extreme Rules

>tfw Corey's parents were just killed in a firey car wreck

>>2701394
Did the Bayley nudes finally drop?

>>2701416
shit I'd leave my job for that

>>2701407
WORKED SHOOT GOOD BROTHER

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>post yfw the reason Graved left is because Reigns died

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>>2701414

A this is your life segment could be the segment that saves RAW

>>2701389
Probably not a lot of prior experience between the two.

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>>2701394

Sorry.....................


*Oh my intensifies*

>another "this is your life" segment

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>>2701414

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Already ruined it, can't be excited for anything I guess

>>2701369
go to a doctor immediately man

like, seriously.

>>2701422
reddit

>>2701417
>tfw anon saves the thumbnail

>>2701412
Matt needs to, it's hard to tell with Jeff since his opponents have been the same guys again and again.

He needs a regular singles match for us to see where he is at.

>>2701417
so she fucked Jay Leno?

>>2701429
This company is such shit.

>>2701429
Fuck this company

>/asp/ got worked

>>2701416
As long as it's Bayley or another white woman, I'm good.

No Sasha or Naomi please.

>>2701429
damnit

Everyone worked by based Graves

>>2701429
WWE can't do anything right. Do they not know how to do a worked shoot anymore?

>>2701429
fuck.. it was a work dammit

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>>2701429

BUT WHO SENT THE TEXT MESSAGE?!?!?!

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WTF?
poor Kurt

>Kurt Angle nudes story
Bold

>Angle steroid angle

>>2701440
why did they have to spoil the fun though

Kurt getting canned.

FUCK I MISSED IT WHAT DID HE SAY AT THE BEGINNING?

D R I F T E R
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>>2701429
Social media fucked wrestling harder than TNA fucked Billy

>>2701429
Damn, I thought Cena had pulled a Chris Benoit

Have Kurt and Brock interacted since he became general manager

>>2701435
>>2701429
>>2701441
>>2701439
>>2701442
>>2701444
Is the irony here that the average RAM fan is a faggot who browses social media during RAM?

Was Kurt arrested for another DUI?

>>2701445
Test

Didn't Charlotte already make a This is your life to Bayley? You know, when she showed Bayley's photos and poems.

Haven't we already seen Kurt's nudes?

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>using Graves in a story line

What did WWE mean by this?

who gave roman a guitar?

ding-dong diddly drift away

BASED DRIFTER
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>>2701429
Booker's sneakers are looking pretty sharp

>>2701457
I don't even watch wrestling. I just like to come and make fun of anyone who still watches this shit.

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*Elias Sampson performance*


"this guys got it, Maggle."

send him drifting back to Orlando, his memes have no power on RAM

oh nice. they started handing out lights for drifter too

It was a work ya marks

Zac Evans is a future world champ

>drifter squashing a jobber

could be worse.

>>2701456
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
'no'

>>2701455
If that happened I cant imagine how the internet and the normies would react.

>>2701457
You do realize 4chan is social media right?

>Jobber waiting for Elias to finish singing is /asp/
>Drifter is literally anyone else.

BIG ZAC EVANS

drifter is my goal body. possible natty?

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>Aiden English can sing
>Elias Sampson can play guitar
>They aren't a tag team

>>2701457
Yeah what a faggot I am missing this riveting and entertaining show

Evans BTFO

The crowds get quieter and quieter every week.

it's like they're not even trying tonight

What does /mu/ think of Elias Sampson?

>That selling

this jobber is selling well

Elias Samson, Bo Dallas and Cody Rhodes has the same moves?

>>2701482
Aiden gillen will job to the drifter at survivor series

This means we're eventually gonna get Drifter vs Braun for the Universal title

>>2701490
Give him a dubstep remix and they will love him.

Jobber had a boner.

>jobbing

Why can't Zac Evans get over? He's always getting fucked in the booking yet the push Roman

Do you think they chose the name Zac Evans to shit on Baywatch?

If Balor wins this, Samoa Joe will win at Extreme Rules

>>2701429
him and tom phillips gonna face fuck some broads

>Cole says main event
>up next
>"later on tonight!"

WHOM'S'T'DVE DO I TRUST

Why the fuck would they even try a scandal storyline with Kurt

It's almost like they're purposely trying to fail now

>>2701478
4chan is an anonymous imageboard.

>Two fat manlets and a skinny manlet next

I don't know how much more of this shit show I can endure.

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SAVE US BRAUN

>>2701499
he doesnt have a family member in wrestling

>>2701497
I mean he did get seranaded by a beefcake to start the match so I cant really blame him

>Corey what was that all about? I know we just broadcasted the entire fucking interaction but tell us what happened. Hey everybody look how totally caught off guard I am that Corey left the announce table evem though I literally saw my friend have a fucking heart attack right next to me wow aren't I just shocked oh myyyyy

RAM is so shitty without Strowman.

>>2701512
He shouldn't take his piercings out

>>2701511
Bray is hardly a manlet

>>2701519
Manlet detected

>>2701519
Manlet identified

Balor 24 special btfo

Kek, what the fuck was that? I want to watch Samoa Joe watch RAM for 3 hours now.

Can we get a real wrestling promotion to compete with WWE before we all die? This shit is painful to watch

nipples are erect

new thread when?!?

>>2701519
Manlet on sights

ITS REAL SIMPLE

>>2701519
Manlet uncovered

>ANOTHER shitty bray speech

Just let it end.

>>2701511
Bray is the same height as HHH. Are you saying Haitch is a manlet?