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How do I find happiness? Are you happy?

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Hey guys,

These bumps just started appearing all over my thighs, forearms, and armpits. They're very itchy and have only popped up in the last hour or two. The back of my head has been increasingly itchy over the past few hours and now it seems to be spreading; the bumps have also been getting bigger pretty quickly.

Wat do?

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So.. My cat was standing infront of the bathroom, and I decided to carry it to play with he..
Will, it thought I'm going to give her a bath, so it turned around in panic, spreading its claws, and it put it claw deep in my bottom lip, from the inside.. Now after like 12 hours of the accident.. My lip just turned to white-ish color, and grew in size. Now I'm afraid it would be poisoned or something, and I'm afraid something bad would happen to me.. So, should I be worried? Should I go to the doctor? What can I do?
Anything would be appreciated..

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>never had an interest in anything scholarly besides psychology
>human interactions impress and intrigue me
>excellent personality and very approachable/can get my way just through manipulation/great at making impressions
>not worried very much about hurting people close to me
>not very emotional but also not cold
>anti-social in leisure(handsome and fit but not active)

Some of the happiest moments of my life were when I knew the emotion I was feeling was, in fact, human (tears and laughter) because you can't fake those genuine signs. The front comes down. They make me feel all the more connected to a society and its thrilling.

What do you guys think? Do I pose a threat to myself or anyone? Should I try things to change or should I stay the same. What advice can you give for someone who sees themselves in this light, if any.

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I messed up I messed up real bad.

There's a girl in my work who's starting to like me, she keeps on giving me hints and even cooked a lunch for me. I felt guilty for this because I'm a total worthless loser and don't deserveher at all. so I purposely become cold to her, even became close to our co-workers she didn't like in order to avoid her.
my plan worked perfectly, too perfectly
but instead oh her hating me she blames herself instead.

Is there anyway I can fix our friendship?

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this girl hasnt messaged me in 3 years. but she sent me this picture out of nowhere.

im not good at drawing how do i impressh er

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Is it worth it for a near-30y/o to try Tinder?

I barely social media as it is now. But I just want flings and NSAs; no relationships or dates. Though I'm rather hesitant since I'm still broadcasting myself out there, and might risk my reputation (if not worse things) for doing this. I don't know why, but when considering Tinder, I just get this tingly feel telling me this might end bad. Again, I don't know why. It just pops up like that.

Also, the approach I plan to use is pretty mild. Just swipe the people I find attractive, but don't converse with them unless they initiate it first. And always have the last say in the convo., that way if they don't reply, then forget about them. Not sure how that'll work, but I'm too jaded these days to really care all that much.

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A guy that tells me that "im very interesting" and that "he likes me a lot" but then never actually starts conversation and avoids going out with me doesnt really like me at all, right?

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Is there any way to hide my bitch tits until I can lose the weight to get rid of them for good?

I know that the only way to burn off moobs is to lose weight altogether, but I also know that's going to take a while, and I'm already on the road of dieting and cardio. I'm just tired of looking like I need to wear a bra when I see myself from the side in public. If I notice it then I'm sure everyone notices it.

I've basically ditched bright shirt colors altogether, but is there any way I can make them less prominent? Something like taping them?

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I recently bought a used car after having mine get totaled. The car itself was $2.2k, which isn't that bad (I got a cheque for 1.1k from insurance) and found out later that it needed some work done with replacing belts. Today I found out the work costs 1.5k in total. I'm really not a car person, and I feel gutted that I didn't check the car enough to make sure it didn't need any major work done on it. While it is a solid car overall and just needs the belts replaced, I've spent the whole day beating myself up over this and fantasizing over my lost $1.5k.

I'm 19 and a student so I realise this doesn't seem like a lot of money but I spent the entire summer saving up and now I feel stupid. My parents and grandparents are helping a bit with tuition along with my loans so school finances aren't an immediate issue... I just can't stop thinking about it. Anons with stories about how they fucked up and lost a bunch of cash could help, and also tips on how to cope.

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I've used Tinder before, but never used it successfully. I'm not the type to want to fuck thots, I'd rather have a relationship, and seeing as I have no other real connections to outside girls, this seems to be one of my only options.

My question is, what do I put in my bio if I want to attract a girl that wants a relationship? Do I post my hobbies, my living situation (at home / with friends / etc.), what I look for in a girl, etc.?

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How do I know if I'm gay?

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My girlfriend dumped me on bad terms a week ago because we kept arguing. The last thing I said to her was good night and I went no contact.

In the past couple of days she's suddenly liked a couple of FB posts of photos of me drinking with my friends. She never did that even when we were together.

Why is she doing it? Is she trying to fuck with me or is she trying to get my attention?

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Ok so I have a pirated copy of ableton live I've been using for awhile. And likewise I have some stuff I'd be willing to put out there. I know it is very illegal for me to charge people for the songs I've created. But is it legal to put them out for free but accept donations?
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What's a good clever response when someone asks you a standard greeting question like "How's it going?" or "How are you doing?"? I like to stay up beat so I usually say "Super!" or "Terrific!" but it never sounds good and I'm sure I could do better. Does anyone have any suggestions?