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>>18671125
Delaying your enrollment by 4-5 months for the next semester wouldn't be the end of the world.

>>18671128
I don't think I could do that. I'm already 20 and put off going to school this long. I'm also worried about being able to afford it since I really have no clue how the whole loan situation is supposed to work.

>>18671132
bump

>>18671079

>girlfriend has ibs
>i eat her ass
>i now have ibs

is this possible?

>>18671084
>>18671084
>>18671084
>girlfriend has ibs
>i eat her ass
>i now have ibs
wow, that really hapened?

I always thought it was possible. So many articles in the internet claim: "all bacteria get digested by the stomach acid."
But why do we have yogurt then, why probiotics and why do we wash handy before eating

Anybody with IBS ever thought about faecal transplantation ?

>>18671063
Psych undegrad here.

Most relationships have a 'honeymoon phase' and they peter out generally within the first three months. One month is a little soon... but it's still within our accepted understanding of human courtship/mating practices. Learned this in a human sexuality class.

That said, he can also be a little crazy and or have hidden intentions/an agenda. The fact that he sought validation from his mom, by presenting you as a status symbol of sorts -- a conquest -- is worrisome.

Is he closeted gay? Is his self-esteem low? Does he have more "succssful" brothers or friends? Or is he just a textbook narcissist? Could he care more about *having you* as a conquest, and proof of his worth -- more than any actual emotional attachment to you?

Without more information on him, and maybe literally being a fly on the wall, there's no way to answer any of these questions. Be smart and don't let yourself get used. If you're pretty and attractive, then yeah, you totally might be a target to become someone's 'trophy'.

Let me know if I can be of more assistance (dunno how). Only a third psych person - I am not claiming to be a professional.

>>18671093
Only a third year psych*

>>18671093
Fucking psych students all the time.

1. Either it's male BPD
2. or he has a major depressive episode and can only let his friend in on it.

>wants to pay for things for herself and be independent
>wants a sugar daddy

what the fuck
and
you should probably leave her

>>18671059
the advice is to dump her and find a new girlfriend because the fact that she was even considering a sugar daddy is even worse than cheating since it would be whoring herself out.

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>>18671059

She'll do it behind your back. Do not trust her. She's had the thought and she'll go through with it in a sneakier manner now that you know.

Leave. Now.

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I hear pillow fights is a great way to break the ice.

>>18671021
Lol

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>>18671017
>How do I make friends?
Become your own friend first

probably the fastest way to get yourself into jail
think about it anon, if they were that good why would the cloners sell them? they would use them themselves. they sell because it's too risky to do so and they know the income will be consistent.

work on yourself and get a well paying job like the rest of us.

t. been to jail, not a fun place

>>18671003
if it sounds too good to be true, it is. Every time. In every scenario ask yourself that.

>>18671009
I'm in the process of working on getting a good job, but in the meantime I'm pretty screwed. Just one card would help me out so much right now. V

Fuck you guys

may as well have asked why the universe exists. if you want real advice ask a real question.

>>18671033
I think it's clear what I'm asking

The way I see it: if you interfere you are saying you won't mind someone else interfering with your girl and your relationship in the future

She has a bf, don't bother her and confuse her more, she is already looking for you, just wait for the break up

>>18670906
If you like her, go for that. Girls usually steam talking to the next boyfriend before they close a relationship.

I've got with my wife that way, we've been happy together for a decade now.

Just make sure that you fill the male role, give her a good hug and the rest will come very naturally.

do not ever be in a friendzone. another word for that is pussy slavery. watch a porn about cuckolding to get your motivation. slaves never get laid, girls only fuck the top 10% of the population.

so prepare to get to the top 10%!
how?
girls don't care that much bout muscles look and so on. if you haven't relaized it, watch some monkeys or manatees have sex. only the alpha animals is fucking all the chicks. how do you get alpha? by trying tons of techniques to strangers, until you found techniques that work, then you try those techniques on your parents, siblings and friends. and of course, on the whamen. maybe if you demonstrate your new social skills on that particular women, you can outalha her boyfriend and get laid.

other then that: there are 3,500,000,000 other women. if you have them social skills you better find a girl that has similar interests to you and has similar goals in life to you.

>for all the benefits we heard about.
>What are the benefits for us?
People like you shouldn't be breeding.

That's a pretty half baked question. We don't know any information about your relationship, or even what country you're in.

>>18670888
I meant what actually are the benefits and not the rumors

>>18670850
Link her gordon ramsey videos. It's how I learned to cook.

You sound like a prick.

>>18670850
The real solution to that situation would have been to pretend to like it, and then create situations where you teach her to cook, or facilitate her learning, without her realizing the true motive. Cooking for a loved one is more than simply preparing food, which is why criticizing the food is painful for them. It is also (largely) an emotional gesture, an attempt to do something good. Although, even if this was purely a "hey bf/gf, I'm trying to learn to cook, what do you think of this?" Still, your reaction was mean. In that situation, CONSTRUCTIVE criticism is the way to go.

>>18670825
thats what youre fucking concerned about? the animals neck was twisted with a bone sticking out and youre worried about getting bacteria? i honestly think you might have autism..

>>18670825
You fucked it didnt you?

>>18670825
I can assure you that dead matter isn't as dangerous as you would believe. That is if you only touched it with your hands, I mean...

Offer her money like 5$/hour and gather a group of fellow painters to desexualise the situation
We draw like that in uni every week

>>18670836
most of my friends in my area aren't artists...but I did think about offering her money despite being a starving artist myself

>>18670837
No then don't offer money
Just ease it into it, like first talks to her, show her your drawings, show your fascination with drawing bodies, say "i wish I had a real life model" and watch her reaction

>if I stop now can I unfry my shit
God I hope so

t. idiot daily smoker for 4 years and counting to cope with depression

>>18670812
I've been smoking daily for over a year now, day 2 without smoking for me and I feel great :)

Even motivated myself to start dating again, have 3 dates lined up this week

Just upgrade to thc oil pen. Refined so much it doesn't smell like weed. You think it'll be like skunk, but no, grape and pina colada flavor and zero residual smell.

Why not just be a friend? If you get along, why not help him out with whatever he's going through?

>>18670789
>Should I report this guy for literally doing nothing
Gee OP, I don't fucking know.

Get drunk with him or some shit or just leave him alone, who knows why he's drinking.

>>18670789
bc hes not understanding his hw and hes just living off his parents expenses, you should advise him to go to tutoring

>>18670731
Also ontario.

No. You paid first and last. You will lose your last as a penalty. They cant make you keep paying rent if the lease is broken.

Also if youre being evicted illegally you can probably get away with getting your last back. If the landlord is doing the evicting for no lawful reason, then it is the landlord that broke the lease so they cant levy a penalty against you.

>>18670744
Backcheck what i say im no expert.

But i do know for a fact youre not on the hook for rent for the rest of the year.

dude don't get a fucking eviction on your record it will DESTROY your credit