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>>18122044
Maybe they are straining forward when they shit?

Maybe they are too rough when they knock it up to piss?

>>18122053
The straining things makes more sense, since we all pee sitting down.

>>18122057

a fellow pee-sitting-down bro?

rad.

>>18122034
Nobody has that shit, it's all an illusion.

I used to believe the EXACT same thing as you, to the last letter, until I joined a group of people that do exactly that, and outside Instagram and Facebook they all have oddly normal and boring lives. They go to work, they kiss ass of bosses, they go to college and fail exams, they ask parents for money, they moan and bitch and whine, it's all so surreal if you think about it.
But I'll be damn, they post pictures of everything and everywhere and get thousands of likes. I'm still the same guy, just that I'm tagged along in those pictures.

>>18122034
>have boring life
>do something average every couple weeks
>take a staged pic with good cam and edit it
>upload to fb/insta
>now everone thinks you're living life like some rockstar
Those people are average as fuck, otherwise they wouldn't feel the need to upload pics of sitting in cafes like that's something special. Actually the fact that they need their 'fun activities' validated by random fags on the internet shows their insecurity about their averageness and how desperate they are in trying to convince everyone else and themselves that they aren't average.
It's all fake and coverup. Don't buy into it.

>>18122050
This. It's all fake.

Get a part time job at least and start developing job skills on the side (learning excel is a good place to start).

Develop hobbies - have at least 3 hobbies, one from each category:

Physical (running, lifting, hiking, rock climbing, sports, etc)

Mental (poker, chess, programming, robotics, writing, astronomy, learning a language, etc)

Creative (crafts, 3d printing, painting, playing an instrument, dance, etc)

One of these should be social (for example: playing basketball on a team, going to a poker league, or being in a band).

You should also be reading, watching movies, listening to music, cooking, cleaning, etc regularly. Try to challenge yourself with these, but reading a dumb third rate fantasy novel about orcs is better than not reading at all, cooking a plain old chicken breast is better than not cooking at all, etc.

Think about which adjectives and titles you would like to describe you (artistic, programmer, athletic, well read, etc) and then figure out a map to get there.

>>18122011
Are you a female or something?

>>18122031

ok

Why is time of the essence?

>>18121965
I'm 32 and not going anywhere in life. I want to make improvements and I thought I'd take time to pursue them but my self esteem keeps plummeting instead. Last month I thought I was this attractive guy with lots of opportunities, now the complete opposite because of how the world is ignoring the hell out of me

>>18121920
Great question. So great that there is no answer.

I too am plagued by a nasally shrill faggot voice. I sound JP from grandmas boy when he does the robot voice...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ltORkYAdVk

>>18121920

Drink, smoke and practice singing heavy metal songs in the shower. Should fuck up your voice just fine. Also, do you sound like a wee bitch to yourself when you talk or on recordings too? Other people hear you differently than you hear yourself.

>>18121911

Happiness and success feels even better when you can share it with someone who'll feel happy with you and even proud of you. Having someone special amplifies the good feels quite effectively. Meanwhile, expecting an amplifier to produce results by itself is pointless and ineffective.

Make children.

>tfw I'm so hollow that I can't even imagine what being happy feels like
I guess it's going back home after a tiring week at work on a friday afternoon and eating something delicious.

>>18121873
You will turn into alpha guy.

Good luck on your quest! Do what doc tells you and prepare yourself for testicles atrophy aka becoming infertile.

Consider freezing sperm if you want your own babies.

>hereditary
Yes. You can literally be born weak beta male. Deal with it.

>>18121909
>freezing sperm
I've never been interested in contributing to overpopulation, but who knows. How much does it cost to get my jizz frozen? I'd consider it if it's less than like $1K a year, otherwise I'll just adopt some starving vietnamese kid if I ever want to take on that burden.

>testicles atrophy
How much are they gonna shrink? My balls are reasonably big so a slight size reduction wouldn't bother me too much.

>>18121952
You dont get it. You being low test means that your balls are already not 100% working. And when you use steroids (like /fit/), balls will most likely stop producing test and in time will be just dead tissue.

Of course it is all one IT DEPENDS. Ask your doc. Do your research. If I had to make a bet, i would bet you will be infertile after 2 years. It is your body, your choice, your responcibility.

Some docs dont care about patients at all, ask him about consequences. Dont let him tell you that it is safe. Nothing ever is "safe". Do question him.

Anyway boosting test will make you feel alive. Maybe for the first time in your life you will feel alive like all normal horny teens around you.

>>18121861
Try to get another bicycle saddle.

Also all your bike problems are here
>>>/o/

Let me guess: you have a really soft saddle material because you thought the extra cushioning would help relieve the pain.

Wrong. Get your ass on a hard seat. Use a piece of plywood, nigga. The splinters make you a man.

Really though, just look this up. You want a hard saddle that your ass-bones can rest against comfortably. It'll hurt for the first 2 weeks but from there on you'll be fine. Soft saddles make it worse because they push up into your taint and apply pressure where there shouldn't be any.

>>18121931
I'll try there. Thanks!

>>18121938
No, I have the seat the bike came with. It's a huffy I've used to commute for years without complaint. It's these four hour rides that are killing me.

I'll look into a harder saddle. Would having female anatomy still make this an improvement?

>>18121846
You mean self medicating DOESN'T work? That's so weirddddd... Are you sure? I mean, it seems like a chemical imbalance in your brain would surely be the kind of thing any layman can handle on their own. So you think you should go to a, a, a... "doctor" or something?

>>18121876

I'm sure the big boy stuff the doctors prescribe are good for something. Just want to accidentally suicide myself.

>>18121876
He is right, go to the specialists.

Someone must know the way

>>18121814
Part of college is to figure out how to force yourself to do something you dont like.

Good luck with that. Not everybody is able to do it.

>>18121814

Where do you study? Changing location to somewhere else could help. It can help you separate work time from off time.

Figure out a reward system that work for you. For example, if you read amount x before 5pm you can take the evening off.

Set schedules. It helps focus if you pace yourself. 20min study and 5min break or 60min study and 15min break. Figure out what works best for you.

Study smart, not hard. "Reading" is useless if you don't know what you need to know. Figure out what your lecturers focus on in the lectures and read up ok that, extend to relevant topics, bit exclude those which seem irrelevant to themes studied in the course. Don't study what you think you need to know, study what you think they think you need to know.

Also, don't drink too much coffee. Caffeine will fuck up your concentration if you go nuts with it.

I consider walking/biking itself to be a hobby. Maybe that makes me boring.

Reading? You could try paperbacks or also a kindle or something.

Writing? Not sure if you're into it.

Birdwatching, or other documentation of nature?

Using your pocket-sized GPS device to make maps of your neighborhood, or walking trails or whatever? I have found that most maps don't have anything that's not for automobile traffic well documented.

Orienteering? No purpose to it, really.

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>>18121811
Maybe writing if you get a small notebook

>>18121835
Good suggestions.

I'm probably dyslexic or something because words, written or read, give me a headache. Well when it's for hours on end at least. Highschool dropout, go figure.

Drinking water helps, often water is the reason for hunger because many people now are water deficient they tend to try and etc water through food. Learning to cook also helps because you can make better food and buying right saves you money surprisingly.

>>18121789
Been drinking water all day and I need a quick solution for the hunger I feel now.

>>18121789
By going to grocery shop regurally and cooking your food yourself.

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Bump

there's a lot of introvert girls who'd know better than me about this, but try giving her some more hints.
if she's in two of your classes, you can meet up there because you two seem like genuine friends if you can do DnD and watch Samurai Jack up until 1:30 A.M.
Observe her and look for signs that she likes you.
Ask her out for coffee or some shit.
Listen to the other anons that'll be here

pls hlp

>>18121764
Just be yourself, mang.

>lol

>>18121764
You talk about anything. For starters you can ask her why she didnt run away and how can she make you less autistic and more human.

Entrust yourself to her, she can transform you into normie!

>>18121728
Catch her on the way in or out of the building.

>>18121753
Impossible as we work different hours.
I cannot 'catch' her.
But thanks for the suggestion.

>>18121762
Go to work early or stay later to be there when she comes in or out