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>>19298150
Try this: Dear father...I except your son Yashua into my life, forgive me of my sins and foolish thinking.
In his name I pray , amen.

>>19298179
Basically this.

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>>19297977
what about this?

I recommend a self-lobotomy.

>>19297910
I've considered it

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>>19297904
brainwash yourself into thinking its all fake and a lie, tell yourself that you're hallucinating it all. It will be a long and hard journey (took me 6 months to convince myself it was all fake, got put in a mental ward and diagnosed schizophrenic, now will talk to the doctor and tell him it was psychosis)

6 months of scary control and an additional 3 months of convincing myself.

Helpful bump. Haven't myself, but have a psychic friend who described seeing a UFO-type manifestation, but it was a mental projection, not a physical presence.

I'm honestly surprised nobody has responded to your thread OP, but usually everyone is on here at night.
I saw a UFO maybe 5 years ago when I was stil in highschool. I knew it wasn't a weather balloon or any known aircraft because of the way it glistened. It would twinkle and give off red, blue, and green lights. There was no sort of pattern to what color it would change. What made the experience memorable to me was the directions and speeds the UFO was capable of. It was capable of moving up, down, and sideways in the sky, and at my distance it would have traveled thousands of feet in seconds. Sophomore me stared at it while smoking some shitty dirt weed until the light just went away. That's my only encounter with what I believe were aliens

>>19297645
>My question is simple; shitposting aside, has anyone here actually had any legitimate close encounters with extraterrestrials?
Most people don’t even bother looking at the night sky

Can’t see shit usually even, especially in cities with light pollution

As someone who used to be into astrophotography I used to see strange shit in the skies sometimes in remote areas, but that’s about it

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>>19297405

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>>19297405
>not running infinite parallel spoons

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>>19297407
>still thinking in three dimensions

>>19297311
I'm not sure I understand what your question is?

Do you practice Goetia?

>>19297470
Yeah. I'm not the person you were emailing, though. I get that you're trying to get in touch with that person, but don't understand the second part of your question.

>A Regular Epileptic Episode (2/2)

The build up I refered to earlier also includes an 'internal bleeding' sensation in
the core of my left arm, a heavy repetitive 'dropping' in my torso, and a
strange taste in the left side of my mouth. The build is approx 7secs compared to 0.2

The main hit causes quite a blank to the outside world, I can acknowledge very little
outside of my head without extreme concentration, usually one word answers.
The 'enhanced de-ja-vu' is half way to this retarded future thing i'm getting at.
Because the build is longer, the depth of de-ja-vu seems to get deeper. During a regular
episode I will know what I am about to think approx 0.1secs before i have conciously had
the idea. I know it sounds stupid because of course I know what im going to think, but this
is before that. It is somewhat like those dreams where you cant move, I cant do anything
to change it. As well as a few outside bits of information. Something similar to
precognition or some shit?
I really hope someone understands, It is alot simpler than I made it.

This lasts for between 10 and 25 seconds, it varies randomly.
I think the brain knows what its doing several seconds before you do, or something like that?
Perhaps some sort of electrical connection to that? I dont even know if it's fact.

I get extremely ill after the episode, really quite similar to a bad hangover.
The end is usually uneventful so I wont waste the time.
Although it does seem to do alot of damage to my memory for that day. Ironic.

I remind you, all that was just day to day stuff for background and reference.
The two serious ones are where it is actually interesting.

>The 2 Future Episodes

The first was about 8 years ago. Me and a few mates were sat in a house watching TV.
As explained before I don't spaz out or nothing so no-one was aware i would be having
a problem.
I started having one as described before, but the 'build' was extended for approx 2secs,
and a greater 'hit'.

Please stay on board as I try to explain this.

It seems that is the point at which you crossover from 'Enhanced De-Ja-Vu' (In which you
can see earlier and earlier the more severe the episode) to 'Future Episodes'
Approx 2 seconds into this one 'hitting', the 'thought' "(Friendfag) is going to stand up in a second"
came into my head.
No one is talking and Frindfag just stands up and walks to the kitchen. Or toilet i forget.
I seemed to pass over a line and get ahead, is the only way i could describe it. As apposed to
just being close to it.

The second one is what has me caught between a future and mind reading thing.
To clarify i wouldn't belive this shit if I hadnt done it, so I don't expect much.

It happened this year, in a car with my mum. We had been out to eat and talk for most
of the day, during which i had alot of regular episodes.
On the way back in the car I felt one coming on so I muttered something about it, she
went quiet so I could deal with it.
It turned into one of these major ones and about 10 seconds in I 'thought'
"Mumfag is going to ask 'will you be all right on your own' on this roundabout"
It happened, and I never said anything before hand. All i did was laugh like 'hmhm' under
my breath. It's pissed me off for years that no-one believed me about the first
one, and I couldve solved it all right there.

If/When it happens again someone is gonna know.

Thanks for trying to read it, ill try and remember some more details sometime.

I wrote all that shit at about 2am and havent read it today, i dont want to cringe my jaw off.

will be back to answer questions at some point

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>>19297013
First lie ever told by lucifer:

"Ye shall be as gods"

Man cannot become God.
God by definition is uncreated, everlasting.
You have no attributes of God.

The internet is the apotheosis of man

>>19297013
You are supposed to work towards mortal perfection. Purify your soul as deeply as you can before this life ends, all the good xp levels you up in ascended worlds.

>>19297044
Lucifer manifesto
God's not real
Local universes can run autonomously without Christ
That the mortal training process (us living our lives) was a waste of time and energy

>>19296669
I haven't noticed that...
It could be a lens reflex or a strange light trick?
Because at the moment i haven't seen anything in the sky

>>19296675
if you look very close you can see it a little bit in your original image. i dont have good image editing tools to properly zoom/lighten it up

>>19296631
topkek, reminds me of my friend who thought I was doing magic on him because he was a homosexual

protip: you just like cock. Deal with it.

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lol, some random girl let me copy off her test in my dream yesterday. feels good man; and also terribly crippling when i woke up and realized im 25 and no one cares about me even the half a dozen friends i formed relationships with over the course of the last 10 years

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>>19296634
kek

>>19296527

.. Well, as the barriers grow thin between worlds at that time, you might find yourself suddenly in the 'Metropolis', the city that exist outside of time and space and just in humanity's collective unconscious. Metropolis is every city that ever was, at every time. Modern Hong Kong may be one block, Rome at the height of the republic another, and still 1700s London the next. But it is all 'gray' and foggy. The city is dead, with no lights, and only endless night under a dark violet crescent moon. It is just a thing of light and shadow. It also is a place where feral hunters from beyond the places of our reality stalk, looking for the unprepared who step into it.

>>19296527
Well op, I posted this and some other stories years ago on /x/

>be me
>walking near the quay
>the only buildings that aren't on the shore are either abandoned warehouses or factories
>only safe haven is a pitstop where the dorms are
>returning to dorms
>feel brave, take shortcut through some bushes and next to literally a desert of broken concrete pylons scattered around
>imagine really big lego blocks
>they way some have fell make small caves/holes
>usually animals live there
>hear bushes rustling in the distance
>look away, to the quay which is now to my left
>bushes rustling more intensely
>realise its footsteps
>shit quarter of a brick
>brush it off as animals
>suddenly hear a female's scream
>she's begging to be let alone
>calling for help
>two gunshots
>presumably in the limbs because she continues screaming
>run so fast i pretty much teleport to the dorms

I have a couple more I'll post in a bit

>>19295926
Bump

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>>19295926
It's REAL purpose is to open portals to negative realms to let in (more) demons. It also produces Stranglet Bombs (aka black goo) that are used to hold humanity hostage. (ONE Strangelet Bomb if not counteracted quickly could vaporize the whole earth.)

>>19296660
Source/further reading?

>>19295857
any of you niggers reading?

>>19295895
Made me laugh. Jeez, anon.

Any one willing to give me a general? I feel as though i need guidance from /x/.

>pol
kys

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Hi rez pics from the book http://imgur.com/a/1pQN2ook. Praise kek. Shadilay

>>19295856
go read some shitty ghost stories or work on summoning a succubus to diddle your dink. This has /x/ written all over it. Too many coincidences.

>>19295818
yes

wyhen she givv you the succ

thats a shoe anon

you didn't make it