https://www.google.com/amp/www.cnbc.com/amp/2017/01/20/trump-to-proclaim-national-day-of-patriotism-spokesman-says.html?client=ms-android-uscellular-us
First thing he does? Create a new holiday. That dude who said he was from the future also said months ago that Trump would do this. Uh, is nobody creeped out yet?
We need to see what the date is first. If the date ends up lining ip then I'll buy in 100%.
Otherwise its its only good for a laugh.
>>18548886
Ho-lee Shit...
It would also explain why he wants to stay at Trump Tower (that's where the time travel stuff is) and why all through history, gold has had a big significance.
But that isn't really how the election went down. When the numbers came in, nobody thought Hillary had actually won. Trump's victory was plain.
Hello.
We are I, and I is we. For we are all, and all is none. Therefore nothing is everything.
Your senses betray you.
We are the past, present, and future. The truth lies within the center.
A louder universe.
You are the key.
Umbra Custos
>>18548851
>>18548853
I'm not sure about that. Google isn't always right
Is a possibility though
What is this...
Center?
Hole?
Aurora borealis?
Me, the key?
Alright /x/ it's nearly/around 4 AM as I type this so apologies if this is just severely retarded.
Recently I've been thinking about some spooky stuff that's happened over the years of the houses. So get some music, food or some other shit while you have a read. It seems to be mainly ghost related stuff I would assume so if that ain't something you're interested in reading then I advise you skip this thread. Not paranoid or anything, just got me thinking recently.
>be around 7-8ish
>living in a cul-de-sac neigborhood
>summer time
>kids are out playing n' shit nearly 90% of the time (we live near a elementary so this is obviously why)
>house family and I lived in at the time had a somewhat oldish shed in the backyard
>one of my brothers and his friends used to spend the night n' shit in there
>there was also a bust statue for some fucking reason despite the only one who did something similar to sculpting was my dad, though he mainly did pottery unless that's the same shit.
>bored, decide to go jump on the trampoline we used to own
>oldest brother was kind of protective me and if I ever left the house I needed to tell him where I was going
>tell him I'm going to jump on the trampoline
>he says it's ok
>outside now
>everyone's out and about
>make way towards the trampoline
>i shit you not /x/, everything went silent out of nowhere and I hear a groan coming DIRECTLY from the fucking shed
>head bust is staring directly at me
>oh fuck that
>immediately head back inside the house
this could have just been my imagination fucking with me, though I never really even thought about that bust or shed. I thought it was just my brother and his friends also being assholes, but I remembered they were out of town at the time. I have more if any of you are interested. Pic related, this is the closest I can get to what the head bust looked like.
I fucked up in the above text. I meant the houses I lived in over the years.
>>18548736
doesn't sound too interesting desu
>>18548739
Fair enough, thanks for the input at the least anon.
Any scary stuff you got for me so i cannot sleep for several days?
>>18548723
Der....
Kuchen....
Ist....
Eine....
LÜGE!!!!
>Any scary stuff you got for me so i cannot sleep for several days?
Read the board and archives lazy ass.
>>18548723
One time I was on the Internet and bored.
And the I got TOR and went to the deep web and I went to the Hidden Wiki and clicked on a link. And then suddenly I saw a box that I thought was a video or ad but no. It was a camera inside of my ROOMM!!!
And I was scared oh man and a guy typed "I see you. I'm gonna get you!" And I said "fuck You man" and he said "I'll get you soon I no where u live and he knew my name.
And then I got off and thought everything was OK but 2 days later I heard a knock on the door and was scared and hid in my room! And then I went to the window and a guy punched through it and tried to grabbed me and I called 911!!!!!
And the cops ware re clnjnf and he smiled and me and said he was gonna get me but I ran away and hid. But then when I looked he was gone.
take it from me don't ever go 2 deep web. It might sound cool but k learned my lesson and u will too and it's not cool and DANGEROUSSS!!!
And I'm still scared sometimes and deleted TOR and I'm safe now. But I wish I never went to TOR ever.
The end...?
http://motherboard.vice.com/read/the-pop-culture-pagans-who-draw-power-from-tumblr
>people who worship harry-fucking-potter
what is this
why
fucking niggers
Quite simple.
>christians are silly they think the devil is stalking them
>in other news for some reason you can do magic with videogame things
>>18548715
God fucking damnit, that isn't supposed to be public knowledge
;_;
I really am redundant to this universe. I am like a random homeless person who periodically bursts into a broadway play and tries to steal other people's lines. What the fuck. God fucking damnit. Fuck.
>>18548715
:thinking:
This might be more /sci/ or even /fit/ related, but what does /x/ think of the Wim Hof method?
Basically, it's where you tap into your body's autonomic systems through meditation and breathing and control them for your benefit. In a scientifically verified environment, Wim Hof has been able to hold his breath for over eight minutes, he hiked up Everest in his underwear, he ran a marathon in the desert without hydration, and is able to maintain a high core body temperature and meditate in the snow and melt a ring around him.
He says it's not magic, it's just concentration and unlocking the evolutionary programming we've had dormant for 200k years.
Pretty crazy. Just Google for more detail. Thoughts?
what is tummo
>>18548661
He's forcing people to understand we have control overnour energybby proving it is nothing special. Doing things that would kill a good 70 to 90% of people. And all through active control over his bodlily systems. Its not magick persay but to most it will seem like it
>>18548661
He probably has alot of "old gene's" that where usefull in the past (late ice-age), but the majority of people have re-placed with other's over a period of 10's of thousands of years. He probably been lucky with his forebears, not mixing with other culture's/race's than his own kind.
Hey, /x/
I'm really interested into seeing or taking a peek at other parallell universes. How may I go about practicing that? Are there any techniques, meditations, rituals to it? (not dangerous, of course)
>>18548614
his spirit is still fighting
>>18548614
check out some books by dr bruce goldberg like exploring the fifth dimension. he was one of art bell's favorite guests and has written about meditation in order to view/visit different points in time and i would bet that his material could be applied to parallell universes quite easily.
Thank you so much for your answer.
pic related is an album that is said to be haunted.
░▒▓新しいデラックスライフ▓▒░ - ▣世界から解放され▣
>>18548607
What did he mean by this?
>>18548607 (OP)
/mu/ primary man here
That's just a meme.
That album is literally a side project by one of the first vaporwave artists, Internet Club.
That's the worst thing he's made.
Just because it's shit doesn't make it haunted.
If anyone has a spooky story they can attach to it though, I'd be happy to read. That would probably make it just a bit more enjoyable for that sense of novelty value.
>>18548607
Speed racer?
Okay /x/ will you tell the truth for once in your life? Is the Grifter really JUST a made up meme. Or, if there was a video.. was it just some amateur-tier put together film of spoopy clips from movies. And the audio is just random unsettling shit; but overall fake?
Completely fake.
>>18548532
Wew that was almost too quick of a response. Was expecting something along the lines of.. "This video scarred me for life" or some shit.
>>18548538
Different anon here. It's fake.
It's basically /x/'s version of a fingerbox
Everything is fantastic.
You're all wonderful.
How are you?
>>18548527
>How are you?
I'm wonderful, you just said so.
>>18548527
I'm mundane.
>>18548527
Careful, mods on here are dicks
Have you ever meditated for longer than an hour?
I often cut myself short because I feel as though I am wasting my time. But what if chronic meditation really is the key to enlightenment?
My body becomes sore and i get restless.
It's hard to sustain. I like to view meditation as a quality over quantity kind of thing though.
What are your reasons for meditation OP?
>>18548463
Enlightenment, what else is there?
>>18548450
i used to be really into it, i started losing perception of time the deeper i went.
not from falling asleep either, i always sit when meditating. the most i've done is a few hours, probably 3+, it's just about getting in the right mindset. really clear your mind. even the smallest thing and it can break your meditation. once you start nailing that, you'll find sustaining it longer is easy.
Sup /x/ I have a dream diary and want to share with you guys for shits and giggles.
>Move in a nice house in the middle of forest with a girl
>Obsessively in love with each other
>I learn to maintain house and she does wifey shit
>Find out she's feeding me human meat after what feels a few months
>Powerlessly in love with her to do anything.
>Continue to eat her food out of fear after a few more months
>Try to kill her and get out
>Wake up
>>18548396
Another one
>Being chased by humanoid creature in a dank ass neighborhood
>Crushes the heads of whatever crosses his path
>Catches up to me
>Lose hope and give on as he places hand on my head.
>Wakeup
>>18548396
Another one
>Floating in the sky
>See a flying carnival
> Giant serpants flying with
> Go and have fun
That first story could definitely be a good creepypasta if your any good at writing stories.
Hi x, when I was about 5 I was sitting with my mother in our library when these lights that hadn't worked in over 20 years turned on, it was odd but they just started flickering, I don't remember how it got to it, but we started asking questions. A flicker was yes and nothing was no. We apparently found out it was my uncle Frank who had committed suicide. The only question I remember asking was "Is heaven nice" the lights started blinking out of control. I got scared and my mom told frank to leave. The lights worked again after that incident but nothing else happened. My mother took me too psychic fairs and numerous psychics told me I was "Special". I know they get paid for that stuff but, I also met my aunt who was with me for some time, Now about a decade later I don't feel anything. I'm hoping there is a way back into feeling their prescence
>>18548318
Fag
>>18548318
>We apparently found out
>>18548318
Has anybody else checked out the lyric video for the Flaming Lips song "We A Family"? This is the exact thumbnail for the video. The word "happening" is not used in the lyrics at all, it is a deliberate use of the word on the thumbnail.
The song features a guest vocal spot with Miley Cyrus, the pizza queen herself.
Lyrics such as "Jesus and the spaceships coming down."
The video features strange pod-like structures endlessly streaming from a rainbow. The pods look like they're bursting open.
The rainbow possibly alludes to the rainbow as the sign of God's covenant with man.
What are your guys' thoughts?
Should note I misspelled the song title.
> Famly
>>18548263
Pizzagate is real
>>18548263
Just watched the video. The word happening is used in the song numerous times. U am retarded.
I just read the Maine Taxi Driver greentexts. They seemed kinda fake honestly but they did bring up my own memories I have that run in the creepy vein from when I used to live back east. I was gonna greentext them but I guess I'm not good at writing in that format so I'll just tell my stories normal.
So, I was about 22 if I remember right and I saved up some money and decided to take a summer off to just enjoy myself doing whatever I wanted. This was 20 years ago at least. I was living in New Hampshire at the time, a few miles outside of concord. I decided that I just wanted to drive around and see where I ended up for a while so I leave, first day, and after a few hours I was passing this little place that's called Meredith. Wasn't anything back then really, I didn't even see a name for the place at the time but it's this little strip of land between a small lake and this bigger lake I can't spell. I pulled off and got out to stretch my legs and walk. Close to where I parked, there was this dock and this old guy on a little fishing boat. It was only me and him and I shouted over to him just saying hi and we banter back and forth. He seems alright just a little- what's the right word- distant? I figured he must have been in a war or something but he didn't have a military persona to me.
Eventually we're talking and talking and I tell him i'm just exploring this end of the country seeing where I go and he laughs for the first time for real and says he did something similar when he was young. He invites me to join him on his boat, says he'd be glad to give me a little sightseeing tour and so I hop on and we take off. He takes us all around this lake pointing to the little islands and telling me stories about when he was a kid and he used to come out here on his boat and shoot birds and camp with his friends and all sorts of stuff. It really was a fun time, I enjoyed listening to all the stories the guy had and he slowly opened up over those few hours while we talked about life and so on. Eventually we start heading back before it gets too dark and we get to the dock so I get out and thank him for the stories and tour.
>>18548231He says he enjoyed my company and just kinda sits there I was assuming he'd leave also but he's just sitting there. I ask if he's alright and he says he's fine, he just needs to check up on a few things on his boat. I ask if he needs help, and at this point he's like super distant almost like he's not there, and just says i should go to an inn before it gets too dark. I just say ok, and make my way to my car, I pull out and drive away and he was just sitting in the boat while i did this. It wasn't really creepy at the time, I just figured he was odd.
I find this little road-side-raggy-shack inn and buy a room. The whole bottom floor was a bar and cafe with some rooms upstairs. I drank till 3 am with a few locals. Nothing else to really do there. Next morning, i wake up close to noon, walk downstairs and see this sheriff talking to the innkeeper. I take a seat and they're talking about how much a shame that Gerald did what he did. I asked what the gossip was about and they said they found this dude who lived in town dead in his boat from a self inflicted gunshot wound. I described Old man Gerald from my meeting yesterday and they went wide eyed and said I was probably the last person to interact with old guy. They were also really surprised by how much he'd apparently opened up from my story. I asked them why he did it and he said a few decades in the past, the guys 11 year old son took a canoe out into the riverand it capsized and he drowned. They found the old guys boat not far from where the boys body washed up.
Yeah so, not really a paranormal story, but sure as hell a creepy ass way to kick off my little vacation. I thought about ending my trip right then and there but ended up not . I've got at least a dozen stories from this trip if anyone is interested.
I'm interested I'll read them