Could someone tell me a few rituals to summon demons etc.

assuming for the moment that demons are real:

tell me why you think you can successfully summon a demon without having done any background reading on demonology or magic.

if that sounds elitist, think of it this way: would you rather ride in a car with a driver who only knew where the gas pedal was, or with one who'd read the manual and taken driving lessons? more to the point, would you want to drive a loved one around in an unfamiliar type of vehicle that you didn't know to operate?

it's way easier to summon things than it is to control them or get rid of them. you don't have to be a gearhead but please don't put the gas pedal down until you know how to operate the brake, the clutch, and the signal lights. basics first.

>18869942

start with israel regardie and go from there.

>>18880771
and I broke my link. here:
>>18869942

First think back to your earliest memory, the will create fertile ground for the demon to seed. Hold the image and if possible the smell in your mind. you will need a few item from your childhood, preferably from ages 2, 7 and 13 and a small bowl of honey and one of water. place them in a pre-drawn circle, on the edges. With your eyes closed walk to the middle and sit in fetal position. Stretch your arms out palm up to the sky in font of you and repeat this 3 times “omne animal se ipse diligit, god and I are split between.” On the third place your hands over your eyes.
Of course the room is darkened. Place the items in the circle and spread the water and honey with your hands on the inside. For three nights after think of the same memory at least once before sleeping, and you should have your demon.

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>>18880899
Why the honey tho

>>18880916
demons love honey, yo

>>18880916
>>18881478
Nah demons love money, ho

>>18881512
Unless they want your cunny, bro

>>18880916
>>18881478
>>18881512
>>18881521
You guys aren't funny. Go.

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what the fuck just happened in here

>>18881580
Hahahahahahaha