>poketubers that read the dialogue out loud
Is there anything more cringey?
>>31069882
Yeah, following poketubers, dumb feelposter.
>>31069882
>Is there anything more cringey?
watching a poketuber in the first place
>poketuber has to go on a 10 minute analysis about a pokemon everytime he finds a new one
Sylveon is hosting a party! Are you coming, anon?
>>31069857
Is Electrode going to be there?
I'm not going if he is coming.
>>31069857
What do you mean by "coming"?
>>31069857
No. I'm busy that night.
How old is your oldest Pokemon? Do you still use it today?
Pic related just turned 12 on Christmas, and even though it has a shit nature I still bring him with me everywhere I go
>>31069765
Empoleon, circa 5 years. Literally my first mon, it has gone through every region so far and will get a gold bottle cap, considering I lucked out on a timid nature.
>>31069765
My Feraligatr is from HG, no idea the exact age, around the same as the game.
Before that in only played in emulator so i dont have mons from gen 3
>>31069765
this infernape comes from platinum so he has around 7 years
The weird thing is i have another infernape from diamond that guy has 9 years and it's probably my first pokemon
but for some reason i think i liked my platinum infernape way more, since this one has the legend ribbon you get for beating red and then he followed me to all the other region
i only realized he was from platinum when i checked his id
What's the deal with Acerola and Nanu? Like what is their relationship?
>>31069736
acerola regulalry dicks nanu
>>31069736
Sophocles doesn't leave his neetcave so Acerola has to play with the only other person on the island that's important.
>>31069736
They aren't really niece and uncle, familial lingo is just common to use for close friends in Hawaii.
Yes it's confirmed.
>Ahhh... I look silly being this fat! But if it's what master wants, then I guess I'll just stay this way. I love master so much.
>And I guess it is pretty nice eating all these tasty Pokebean desserts! Master is really good at making tasty treats!
-Taken directly from Bulbapedia, unedited.
What the fuck was Game Freak thinking with this scene? Why is it in the game? Who are they pandering to?
>>31069569
die in a fire obesefag, you ruined my fetish
November 2016 was a different time.
>>31069600
a time of celesteela fats
>been hoping for an ice/fighting type with iron fist
>a pokemon like that actually gets made
>the role will forever go to an ugly shitmon
>>31069522
>gets Ice Hammer
>but not Hammer Arm
Gamefreak can suck my dick
>>31069786
It gets Close Combat, which is the best Fighting move in the game. How can you be such an ungrateful faggot?
I just found out my cute fighting crab I've been raising is going to evolve into that. This may be the first time I don't let a Pokemon evolve for the rest of the game.
My wife left me. She took the kid and all the clothes. I cant reach her phone and her parents have no idea on whats going on. I called the cops just in case she is not trying some stupid stuff.
Most boards arent as kind as /vp/ so can I ask you guys to calm me down
>>31069507
nice blog faggot
back to tumblr
wew
>>31069507
calm dedennes
ITT: Pokemon kissing each other
FUCKING FURFAGS
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>>31069356
>Fucking
OP said kissing, this is a blueboard after all
>>31069356
>it's another "they like cute animals doing cute things let's call them a furfag" episode
please leave for reddit immediately
Why does everyone hate him
>he beat ash
He was destined to lose anyway
I don't hate him
But I myself am a Gary Stu
His scarf looks retarded, surely there must have been a better way to make his design closer to Zard X.
Besides that I don't have any complaints, it's not like I watch the anime.
>>31069316
I think it's because Ash was the closest he ever was to winning, and people actually had the hopes he would actually win this time.
Which dino would you fug/kill/marry?
fug meganium because it's the only option left after my last two choices
kill aurorus because my dick would freeze off if stuck it in
marry tropius for that sweet fruit and never pay for food again
>>31069312
Kill Aurorus. I didn't mean to, but it died.
Marry Tropius because even though I don't really like it, free food and flying transportation are too good to pass up.
Fug Meganium because there's nothing else to do with it. It's my favorite of the three though. Aromatic vine sex should be great, though.
I would do none, as I am not a degenerate piece of trash. I really wish furries would fuck of this board, no fuck off this planet. You are all truly the scum of the earth and deserve nothing short of death. I wish some of you would seek mental help for your disease but you're beyond salvation, and should, well kill yourselves as a collective.
JUST
GETS
btw its eyes are open
Why?
>Protag always has a cold, dead stare.
>Always laying in people's beds before defeating them, learning their scent, studying them through their rooms.
>Mina catches wind of this disturbingly cold blooded behavior and remains aloof and distant. Hides her home location from the protag and even avoids a battle at first.
>Kukui realizes at some point that the protag is...different to say the least.
>The game never introduces any ice type Kahunas or Trial Captains.
>The journey ends at the top of the highest peak, with the protag sitting on a Throne of Ice, in a dome that resembles Ice.
>You realize you have become the Ice type Trainer/Leader for Gen VII but you didn't train any Ice types whatsoever to get here.
When is GF gonna fix the god damn Ice types?
are you the australian champion?
>there are people on this board right now who deny the ice type theory
I'm telling you guys, Lillie will become the Ice specialist.
>scene set in Johto
>tk tk tk tk tk tk
>YOOOOOOOOO
>>31069263
what did he mean by this
>scene set in Alola
>HEYYYYOHHHHH
>HUH HUH HUH HAYYYYOHHHHH
>Scene set in Unova
>AMERICA! FUCK YEAH!
Well /vp/,its this thread again... Is she right?
>>31069260
maybe
>right?
stopped reading there
>>31069260
Let's find out.
>game doesn't give me a single clue of where I'm supposed to go or where is my objetive
>you just have to guess around
fuck this part seriosly
>>31069161
Dude that one isnt even that hard
Your just used to official pokemon games, without real puzzles
>>31069211
I didn't say it was hard, just bad.
>>31069237
so go play your games without puzzles