Why does this Pokémon exist?

GETS

btw its eyes are open

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Why?

>>31069375
Greaser Monkey is pretty cool, though.

>>31069301
For something to help with the gym this early on. The concepts behind the monkeys are cool also. But yeah it's bad in battles.

>>31069427
In my day if you chose the wrong starter you had to go look for a wild Pokemon that could learn a move that would be super effective in the first gym.

it's cute

copy paste monkeys are still better than the fucking ice cream cone

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>>31069531
Good point. Who decided that this needed to exist?

>>31069468
And you could still do that in BW, you fucking idiot.

wet monkay dik

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>>31069549
Someone with taste, unlike you.
Why else wouldn't you like ice cream?

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it cute

>>31069301
It exists to help Snivy fags just like myself get through the first gym. No use after that. The same goes for its counterparts

It's single page of porn.

>>31069375
Simisage is cool you faggot

>>31069301
>>31069747
Why isn't this a more common waifumon? I mean, it's not my cup of tea, but it looks like it should be for a lot of people.

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Simisear just barely gets a pass for pic related

Better question: why does Unown exist?

>>31070423
You answered you're own question .

>>31070423
Unown exists to showcase form differences, which were introduced in gen 2.

>>31070423
>both appearance and attacks originally based on IVs
To demonstrate to casuals how Pokemon is more than just a game of type matchups

>>31069301
I want to fuck it

>>31071097
Wouldn't we all?
It's not like we get any pussy here at our computers.

>>31070423
I've used Hot Monkay Dik in OU before, it actually is consistently pretty good. Underrated Pokemon.