YES! Our Guy Patton Oswalt at it again! Are you guy excited

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>Patton
>our guy

Nice try, wife killer

Did he really killed his wife?

Murderer.

>>87089753

Is this the guy that killed and ate his wife and kid?

Netflix just don't learn do they

>october
so its gonna be a halloween special with his wife?

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>>87089753

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>>87089753
>"Yeah, so I'm sure you have heard about my wife dying."
>laugh track

Isn't this guy like filthy rich?

>>87089753
Why did Patton Oswalt cross the road?
because he's a wife killer.

>>87089753

I hate him. He made me hate myself for liking Star Wars.

YAAAAAAASSSSS QUEEEN!
SLAY (your wife)!

>>87089753
TRUMP AMIRITE!?

Daily reminder, every thread regarding or revolving around a Netflix show is literally made by paid shills.

Hide Netflix threads.

Ignore Netflix posts.

Do not reply to Netflix shill posters.

Why are /pol/tards so obsessed with this guy?

>>87090408
He said something bad about their favorite politician.

>>87089796
Yeah, he's a real jerk. He also thinks the worst part about Bill Cosby raping a billion women was that he was a hypocrite.

>>87090265
OMG this makes total sense. This would be some sad social media goy's attempt at being "/tv/" "He's our goy right goys?!"

Name ONE, just one good Netflix show.
Streaming was a mistake.

>>87090455
Hitler?

I hope they give him $20 million like they did with Schumer.
One step closer to bankruptcy.

>>87089753
I love this guy's diction, makes me crave ham.

>>87089753
he's 5'3"

>>87091273
So are you,lol.rek'td

Netflix already has every episode of Forensic Files about men killing their wives why would I want to watch this one specifically?

Post that atomic burn about his tweet about Hillary's health and the response about spotting ill women.

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Reminder

Patton Oswalt worries about his daughter growing up in 'Trump's America' but had no problem with her growing up in a literal drug den

>>87089753
he should use his wife's decomposing corpse as a ventriloquist dummy. he could be the next jeff dunham.

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>>87092098

>>87092524
DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN

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>>87089753
It will most likely be some "BLUMMPFFF" based screeching. Every comedian is shoehorning it in to their specials now, and Oswalt was especially bitter about Hillary losing.

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>Fuck, marry, kill

>>87090089
kek

>>87089789
What's the story around this?

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>>87094307
is bloating a side effect of many prescription drugs? wasn't his father a serial killer?

seriously though, when Patton was on Talking about things while having coffee after a car ride Patton did some of his material instead of just talking. That was kind of weak. Also, he is a feeder.

>>87089753
>inb4 you faggots all storm his netflix special and rate it 1 star without watching it and then bitch and complain when netflix calls you guys out for being shit disturbers

>>87089753
>kills roastie

yup. definitely /ourguy/

>>87089896
Kek

>>87089753
Patton Oswalt's "If I Did It" show should be great, fuck the haters

>>87091203
Narcos, stranger things, ozark. May not be masterpieces but they are at least "good"

>>87094307
Patton doesn't play by the rules.
Daughter has been savagely molested. Ex-wife got the trifecta and this new broad is already on step 2 (marriage soon, death soon after as is tradition in the Oswalt household).

Patton Oswalt is a whore.

>>87094829
>daughter molested
When did that happen? You think he will use it on his stand up?

>>87095009
I meant that he molested his own daughter. Happened during the election. I don't think that he is out of the closet about the daughter fucking and wife murdering just yet but who knows.

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>>87090882
I think the worst part about Bill Cosby was the rape.

>>87089753
Wait. This ugly retarded fat troll goblin is supposed to be a comedian?

surely this is the beginning of the end for Goland Blompf

>>87089753
Boy, I sure can't wait for his jokes about Trump.

>>87092142
>Party Pills

Is this the official pharmacological term?

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>>87089753
>DUDE DRUMPF LMAFO!

Yeah thanks, but no thanks.

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>getting remarried less than a year after your wife's tragic death
There is no way he didn't murder her, truly the Drew Peterson of acting.

>>87089753
>Netflix doesn't understand why its losing money

hmmm

>>87089753
Every other word will be.
>Trump
>Republican
>Stupid
>Oppressed
>Star Wars

>>87094435
He murdered his beautiful woman.

He's gonna knock 'em dead

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>>87095362
no, it was the way he used pudding pops during the rape.

Yes this does it! Dhronxhalq'd Qxyuwuampfth days on the white house are numbered..................................

>>87091203
daredevil

>>87091203
house of cards was almost good. almost good, but definitely not good.

>>87090408
He killed his wife via a drug cocktail when her amateur investigation into unsolved local serial murders got too close to the truth, then proposed to another woman within the span of a year.

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>>87090067
>not doing that when the prequels came out

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>>87092524
shit
That's cold!

>>87094547
>wasn't his father a serial killer?
His dad was a marine. So, yes. Babykiller! Hey hey, how many kids you kill today!

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>>87092524
Oswalt's been BTFO on twitter so many times

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>>87089753
How I killed your Mother.

>>87089916
cool picture

>>87089753
>1 hour of "Trump this and Trump that"
I think I'm gonna skip it mate.

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>>87097532

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>>87097144

got any sources for that? its plausible but i would like a source.

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>>87089753
Here's my prediction for his routine.
>Drumpf
>Dating as a numale
>White male priviledge
>Drumpf
>New Star Wars
>Lol nerd culture
>SJW opinions
>Drumpf

I love Patton. He's done some amazing stand up routines, and had an impressive career. I just don't know if he's still got it. He went pretty deep into the far left the past few years, and also likes to use stand up as a soapbox for his politics. I'm just getting really tired of hearing those ideologies all the time. I get enough of them from the internet.

>wife died
>dude fuck blormpf hurr durr the media
>get married 1 year later

what did he mean by this?

>>87092524
oswalds post looks like a shill post

>>87090089
lel

>>87089753
>king cuck
>our guy
rebbit pls

>>87089753

Woe, I lost muh soulmate!

Oh look, a new soulmate!

I've noticed about a 75% reduction in alt right autism threads on /tv/ lately, anyone else? Possible explanations:
>Mods actually doing their jobs
>They finally realized how retarded they are
>Russian shills retasked to new project
>Abject failure of Trump let them disillusioned
>Mom made them finally go get a job
>

>>87089753

cant wait for the sexual assault and cheating scandal to hit

>>87090265
Makes sense. Netflix is really struggling to find an audience, of course they'd turn to paying maggots on 4chan to spam threads. Really pickles the old cucumber.

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>>87089753
>Patton Oswalt
>/ourguy/

>>87091203
Wet Hot American Summer:The First Day of Camp

Wet Hot American Summer:Hey Guys, Its 10 Years In The Future

>>87098830
PICKLE RIIIIICK

>>87090882
he rapes, but he saves

>>87089753
uncle touchies naked puzzle basement and that magician hating the audience story still makes me laugh

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James Rolfe has provided me many many more hours of free entertainment than Patton ever has or ever will so I'm basically obligated to despise Patton no matter what.

Remember that he pulled this shit about 2 weeks after his wife died (from an overdose of Adderall, Xanax, and Fentanyl) and his "apology" also included him saying that James not wanting to see Ghostbusters was "Society imploding, it's gross"

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>>87099873
>from an overdose of Adderall, Xanax, and Fentanyl

This is the really weird part. It leaves 2 possibilities for Patton himself, either:

>He is so nonfunctional and unaware as a husband and a person that he legitimately had no idea the deadly drug cocktail his wife was taking

or

>He was aware of his wife's drug addiction, did too little/nothing to help her, and is therefore culpable of her death

And Hollywoods response is to build up a massive hugbox around him and question absolutely nothing. This isn't an A list guy we're dealing with, he's kinda C list or even D list. The most notable thing he's done was star in a Pixar movie a decade ago. It becomes an incredibly fucked up situation if you think about it for even a little bit

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>>87099746
>Mfw at that ending
Excelent.

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>>87097577
Fuck

>>87089753
Will this be a documentary with some comedic elements thrown in that is based on Netflix's ''Making a Murderer' meme?

Did Wesley Snipes finally open his eyes?

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>>87099873
Trust me we will never forgot those that fucked over James.

nothing would please me more than to see him get run over by a semi truck going 80 miles an hour

>>87089753
Can't stand him since the Ghostbusters bullshit. Just see him as a hypocrite and a fake now.
>makes a career off acting like a basement dwelling nerd
>uses his fame to insult basement dwelling nerds on the internet
>supports a soulless cash grab but talks shit about the Star Wars prequels
He's fake as fuck

>>87089753
Can't wait to hear his revisionist history joke about how the losers in the internet attacked him fir being a good guy. Also can't wait for an edgy joke about his dead wife. When has this fuck ever had funny stand up? He tells stories and jokes about pop culture shit. He's like a low budget Kevin Smith

>>87094618
>star rating in Netflix
It's not 2014 anymore

>>87098009
There's no source because it's /pol/ idiocy. Wife ODed on sleeping pills. Dude married his rebound and gave his daughter a new mommy figure.

I don't like Patton's political comedy either, but he's not a fucking murderer. And his non-political stuff is just fine.

>>87090455
Ron Paul?

>>87096746

i thought s1 was really good, but after that the quality of the show drops off like a cliff

>>87095362
"Nobody has ever accused Bill Cosby of anything, have they?"

t. Norm MacDonald

https://youtu.be/Z3PP_SWHUQQ

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>>87105144
>sleeping pills

Wrong wrong wrong wrong

You are wrong

>>87100135
Or maybe it only seems like a really fucked up situation to you personally because you don't have all the information and so you're mentally filling in the gaps with fucked up implications? Not like anybody on the internet has ever done that before.

>>87105228
Thanks for the correction. I wasn't aware of the coroner's report.

But you realize complications with medications and unknown pre-existing conditions happen, right? My wife had a serious reaction to a pain medication that she didn't know she was allergic to, but fortunately she was at the hospital when it happened.

I stand by what I said. He's not a murderer. /pol/ just likes conspiracies and hates lefties, which created the perfect storm around an otherwise unremarkable but entertaining comedian.

>>87089753
Why do the most cancerous individuals always gravitate towards Netflix?

>>87098734
Hi Patton

>>87105228
>fentanyl
>pain medication
for horses maybe

>>87105218
Even back then they knew.

>>87105228
she really really really to sleep and had really really reaaaaly bad insomnia

>>87092142
of course not, he killed his wife, not the drugs he planted to cover up the fact.

>>87094547

Ric Flair is a saint.

>>87094547
>Adamn Eget
what?

>>87107965
Wooo

>>87089753
Remember that time he went full retard on James Rolfe simply for saying he didn't want to see the new Ghost Busters and joined in on the twitter attack that consisted of journalists making fun of him and even his wife whom they didn't even know anything about?

>>87105228
A person should not be taking fentanyl unless they are a late stage terminal cancer victim, or have 3rd degree burns over 95% of their body.

She clearly had a drug addiction, but it's normal for family members to be in denial about that sort of thing. Still fentanyl is an addict drug.

>>87089753
>Oswalt at it again
Christ, I didn't even know he'd remarried!

>>87089753
They should give his buddy Jim Goad a comedy special or a TV show.

>>87095994
Kek

>>87108867
>Fentanyl is 50 to 100 times more potent thanmorphine,[7]but some fentanyl analogues, which are designed to mimic thepharmacologicaleffects of the original drug, may be as much as 10,000 times more potent than morphine.[8]
And Fentanyl is bad enough on it's own, let alone mixing it with literally anything else

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>>87106167
>Implying he didnt change his medication to kill her because he was already fucking that other woman.
How naive.

>>87090151
70 minutes of this shit

>>87094435
he killed his wife

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>>87102807

>>87089753
as long as he doesnt talk about religion or politics, he's good. i like him a lot but he gets to spergy on his ideology. most people do, but he really blows it out

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kys Patton

>>87108916
>I didn't even know he'd remarried
How long do you think this one lasts?
Should we do a death pool?

>>87108867
>>87110415

It's not like America doesn't have a huge issue with prescription pain medication.

Doctors give them outlike candy and get their patients hooked.

It's why there is such a heroin epidemic because when the prescriptions run out the closest high they can get is shooting up your dick

>OFFERS HIS WIFE AS SACRIFICE FOR THE JEWS.
>GETS NEW WIFE, AND A CAREER BOOST.

>>87105228
Pizzagate is REAL, guys!

>>87089753
I couldn't get through half of his last one. Unfunny with way too much whiny politics

>>87090408
>Why are /pol/tards so obsessed with this guy?
I think /v/ went after him during GG and probably r9k doesn't like his "lol I'm an overweight geek that likes nerd culture". /Pol/twitter just makes dead wife jokes at his lefty tweets.

>>87091203
Horseman

>>87089753
Literally fucking who? I mean, I recognize the name and face, but that's only because of previous threads on this board. What the fuck is this guy known for?

>>87097841
Underrated af

>>87095362
No. It was Ghost Dad.

>>87090089
fricking lmao

I KILLED MY WIFE
I'M MURDERIN' PATTON
DRU - *burps* - DRUMPF

>>87111710
>Doctors give them outlike candy and get their patients hooked.
Lol, hey Patton.

>>87106167
>taking fentanyl
>mixing that shit with other stuff
>i-it's just an allergic reaction

>>87089753
murderer