What was his problem?

He was unwilling to give her FUNdamental rights.

Princess Peach cheated on him with Bowser. And now his strange daughter invites an entire city to an orgy in his house.

>>79292611
>his strange daughter
Obviously I meant his wife's strange daughter. I fucked up. Sorry.

IRON SHEIK! NUMBA ONE!

I get "hate my generation" over two things: the mid 80s and swinging london in the 60s

He was supposed to be managing the British Bulldogs, but Cyndi was wasting his fucking time

Italian orthodox v kroatian orthodox #cyndilauper

I thought he was still number one though

He wanted to get rid of his NEET daughter so he can go back to banging his fat ugly wife.

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>think it was just an innocent song about having a good time when I was a kid
>would hear it all the time, they would play it at school and at stores
>years later
>realize it's actually about upsetting your father by getting your cervix pounded by strangers every night, filling your orifices with warm, frothy semen until you get knocked up and leech off the system until you find a beta male to leech off instead because of his own crippling insecurity
>realize mainstream media groomed me to be a cockslut since age 4 and that's why I'm fucking gay and want a baby

YOU WAKE UP LATE FOR SCHOOL MAN YOU DON'T WANNA GO

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>>79293672
>not fucking his daughter

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>>79292389
Is that Mick Foley

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>>79292666

i see your trips