Scenes that confused you as a child

That scene in Friends where Monica has an orgasm saying numbers. I literally had no clue what was happening.
I'm pretty sure they've cut it from most TV channels now too.

>>79914098
What was supposed to be number 7 anyway?

>>79914091
but anon, that scene isn't even 5 years old. were you a "child" at 14?

>>79914115
BBC

>>79914169
I was young and reckless.

Wew

>>79914184
NO! Rachel was pure and never once went with a black guy.

>>79914186
Were you a hothead?

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>>79914197
Bro like the monke discovered tool n shit haha

Any American movie where they used lube/lotion to masturbate
Big gulps scene in Dumb and Dumber
Why they didn't use guns to kill Voldemort
Why Rose and Jack didn't both stay on the door in the sea
Why Jenny died at the end of Forrest Gump (I knew she was sick but didn't realise it was aids from taking black dick and drugs)
Why Tim didn't help when the raptor was pushing through the door in Jurassic Park

>>79914075
Is that Bill Paxton?? Jesus why did he always die in so many roles? Even in a tv show he was in he died at he end.

>>79914297
>Why Tim didn't help when the raptor was pushing through the door in Jurassic Park
He was paralyzed in fear

The scene in Batman Returns when Catwoman kisses Max while electrocuting him and her at same time.

The hell? It also became strangely arousing as I grew.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lalexosgwUk

>>79914297
>Big gulps scene in Dumb and Dumber
What's to get? Is there a meaning behind it?

The first time watching the first 5 minutes of The Matrix and seeing some agent guys chasing a very fast woman.

Yup I still remember my experience seeing this kino for the first time.

>>79914322
>dies in every movie
>dies in real life

:(

>>79914349

Her portrayal got me into crazy bitches.

>>79914375

>implying the entire audience wasn't confused

You're not special

>>79914322
>Jesus why did he always die in so many roles?
Shut the fuck up dick head

>>79914382
>dies in real life
we all die but he died too early. he should have lived another 20 years and died at say 83 after starring in an extra 15 minutes and becoming an even bigger icon.

But for some reason we have to live in some alternate universe where he only died at age 61.

>>79914115
back of the knee

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>>79914398
I'm not being disrespectful. I love Bill <3 But he was like Sean Bean although Bill never played a bad guy I don't think unless you count his actions in A Simple Plan making him evil (he sure sounds evil in the novel version which has one of the darkest endings ever... so dark that they had to change the ending for the movie for it to be more light hearted).

>>79914428
It's just that you 90's born faggots have to make a issue out of everything. Just fucking leave it alone anon.

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Not a kid but first time watching the remastered version of A New Hope and seeing Harrison Ford's body move fast like a glitch as he fires his weapon at Greedo.

If you had no idea about the special editions and were simply just watching a new release of it on VHS (remastered edition? okay so what all movies do this mostly), you'd think you had a brain fuck with what you just experienced.

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Watching Terminator 2 for the first time and wondering why is Arnie protecting John Connor when he was trying to kill his mother throughout the first movie.

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>>79914488
>you'd think you had a brain fuck with what you just experienced.
It was retarded but you should still kill yourself.

>>79914539
Thanks for showing me a pic of what you look like now :^)

Back to shitposting you go friend (tips glass of nice coca cola)

>>79914518

yeah. sure.

>>79914375

>cold opening that gets straight into the action without explaining it, meant to tease the audience and imply a greater mystery that is the focus point of the film

Duh I don't get it why did they put this broken scene in? Was it supposed to be later in the movie?

>>79914428
>>79914382

BILL PAXTON DIDNT DIE IN TRUE LIES ARNOLD WAS DAYDREAMING ABOUT PUNCHING HIM OUT

>>79915538
What else happened in True Lies?

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>>79915653

>>79915653
IMAGINE

>>79914689
>Thanks for showing me a pic of what you look like now :^)
that's literally what that pic is meant to imply, yet you respond to it as if you think you're subverting its intended purpose with what you wrote

???

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Trauma.

>>79915682
kek why did it explode?

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>>79916040
Are you telling me you haven't seen True Lies? Watch it right now you fucking cunt, it's great.

>>79916110
No, I have it's just that the explosion made me laugh out loud, i didn't remember that. Cameron you mad man.

>>79915682
>>79916143

Man pelicans are assholes

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>>79916186
That was a brave American pelican defending his homeland from terrorist mudslime shits. God bless pelicans.

When Forrest's mom was shouting at the beginning.

>>79916354

but muh pots and pans

>>79914204
how the FUCK are they going to come back from this

>>79914387
the dementors got him

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So, can Bart actually read people's thoughts?

>>79914183
This
How did he manage to cut all those limbs with only 2 strikes

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¯\_(ツ)_/¯

>>79914186
if i take off your pants, will you cry?

>>79916559
This. Thought she had shit herself as a kid.

>>79916559
literally didnt even know what i was looking at and just laughed

>>79916559
Damn she was hot

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>when they all came back to life at the end

>>79916559
I didn't get why she was just standing there wobbling. I mean, wtf.

>>79914075
that Jim Carrey movie where he says something like "I'm pissing as if I had made love all night" (I watched it dubbed)

I don't remember the film but there was a scene where a guy was sneaking in some place and like fell on some prickly plant or something and he was reacting to that but the shadows made it look like he was jacking off. I didn't understand what was going on at the time and asked my mother and she gave some bullshit response but I realized later that they must have been panicking internally.

Now I'm really curious what that movie was so if this rings any bells I'd appreciate the answer.

>>79916873
That was Me, Myself and Irene. Funny that you mention it, that one confused me too.

>>79916875
kek I have no idea what the film is but you made me laugh

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>>79916699
She was also the craziest bitch ever.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JXzHyez0YDs
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WyUx73RJ51o
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZGNtGke9c8Y

>>79914297
>Big Gulps scene in Dumb and Dumber

The whole point of that three second scene is that we are to find it funny when Jim Carrey gets so excited over their mutual "interest" of Big Gulps that he takes the time to acknowledge these complete strangers and act as if he were their friend.

Unironically one of the funniest scenes from that entire movie, 2bh.

>>79916875
what the fuck

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>>79916875
It might be America's Sweethearts. John Cusack's character goes to visit his ex wife's hotel room, runs into a cactus (if I recall correctly) and the CCTV footage makes it appear like he is masturbating, his character is a famous actor and the security guards try to extort him with the footage. (All of this happens in about 5 minutes and it's not a major plotline)

>>79917041
But Lloyd didn't even buy a big gulp.

>>79914263
One of their tattoos said 'Dude', the other's said 'Sweet'. Confusion was caused, by their use of those words, in their everyday language.

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>>79917308
Did he really not? I swear to God, I can remember him walking out with a Big Gulp in his hands. I remember, because when I was a kid, I thought the way he held his cup was really interesting, and I started carrying all my drinks like that ever since.

>>79917356
Not him but I think he understands it now he has grown up 2bh

In Batman Returns when Selina tells Bruce there's a bed they can use.

>USE FOR WHAT?

https://youtu.be/Ge90JETRkg4

>>79917421
No he buys like slim jims or licorice and cowboy hats and other various junk, sees the guys out front and gives em the "big gulps ay gaiz? alright seeya later".

>>79914349
Pretty sure thats where my vinyl and latex fetish came from.

>>79914297
Because we don't hazve smegma to lubricate our dicks like you dog dicks do.

>>79917294
Yeah, this was definitely it. Thank you.

>>79916917
>>79917046
Glad my post amused some people.

>>79917612
Who is "we"? A large portion of the american population doesn't have mutilated penises.

>>79916559

This scene confused me as a child and now I'm gay

>>79917612
Found the kike

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>>79916559

>>79916499
Come on man, he had the high ground.

>>79918164
Did she have a monster dong or something? I can't tuck my dick that far.

>>79918264
It'd be horse length pretty much.

I thought she had an anal prolapse or something personally. It looked disgusting.

>>79914343
A NIGGER NEVER BEEN AS BROKE AS ME

The ending of Ace Ventura 2 when the tribe finds out he fucked the chieftain's daughter

"They're saying she's not a virgin."
"...They can tell that?"

>>79916110
every time i watch true lies i end up jerking it to jamie lee curtis, been like this since I was 12. I think she might have been one of my first faps.

>>79916731
Cause he wished for it. Also the story started over... because it was the neverending story.

>>79914075
Too soon

>>79914322
He doesn't die. That's Arnie just fantasising about it as (if I recall) his wife was cheating on him with Paxton in the film.

>>79919109

Stop incorrectly remembering the events of True Lies

In Jurrassic Park when they go into the Tyrannosaur paddock and theres a 50 ft drop but it didn't look like that at all from the other side.

Also when Nedry takes the shaving cream from Dodgeson and then he puts it on a piece of pie I was very confused as a child because it looked like whip cream but it wasn't.

>>79914075
Most of Airplane! especially his drinking problems and the inflatable autopilot.

>>79914197
Out of all the scenes in 2001, that was the one that confused you?

I watched Pulp Fiction when I was 8. Did not understand what was going on when Vincent does heroin, or wtf the gimp was.

>>79914343
HA SICKA THAN YA AVERAGE
POPPA TWIST CABBAGE OFF INSTINCT

>>79916559
>>79916594
>Thought she had shit herself

I remember there was some kid at school who came up with the exact same explanation. "Everyone saw that she had poo in her underpants, so they threw up."

I think my mom deflected by saying just that they figured out it was a guy with some non-answer about how. I was left like that South Park episode, sitting on the curb trying to put it together. "He takes her clothes off, turns her around, her underwear is all weird, everyone starts throwing up, and they know it's a guy..."

>>79919321

Man, I was really tolerant of not knowing what was going on in movies. I watched Airplane! and the Naked Gun movies and such, and I was missing all kinds of jokes yet wasn't bothered. It's like I could tell from the atmosphere of the scene that it was funny, and since I didn't get it that it was "adult" somehow, and I was enjoying watching it for those reasons without caring that I didn't really get the joke.

>>79914297
Was it AIDS? If so, why didn't Forrest or especially the kid get it as well? Did she get it after her and Forrest had retardsex?

>>79914196
Paulo was practically a nigger.

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I live in a tropical country i've never seen snow

>>79919321
I still don't get the inflatable autopilot.

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>>79918727

>>79919445
I said the same thing and my mom was just like "right, yes, that's what it is, its poop."

>>79914375
Do you mean The Matrix Reloaded?

>>79914390
Mine was Veruca Salt in Willy Wonka. Crazy, wealthy bitches.

>>79916559
>all the guys behind her don't react until he turns her around

...

>>79914462
What the fuck is your problem, you retard?

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>She had a sausage she didn't eat, what's the big deal?

I blame VHS quality honestly, if it was HD I probably would've understood what it was

The Big Gulp scene in Dumb and Dumber is about the absurdity of life

>>79917041

>Unironically one of the funniest scenes from that entire movie

Gets me every single time

That and

>I desperately want to make love to a school boy!

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>>79919978
I thought it was a giant bread stick.

You know, like Fazoli's.

>>79920150
wala

>>79916559
I thought she got surgery to put her dick on her butt for some reason.

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>>79916559
CAN SOMEBODY PLEASE EXPLAIN TO ME WHAT THE FUCK THAT SCENE MEANT WITHOUT MEMES?????? IS IT A HEMORRHOID??? DON'T WOMEN HAVE THESE TOO?

>>79920947
It's a dick, you stupid twat. It's a man.

>>79920150
big bang

>>79920947
""""""""she"""""""""" tucked her dick away. her dick is visible from her back.

>>79914197
my dad said he saw this in theaters and remembers people walking out during this scene

>>79920888
kek so did I until I rewatched it as a teenager

>>79914075
this made me laugh my ass off as a child

i was a 10 year old boy as well during the time, haha! can you imagine?

>>79914197
>>79921373
why? is there anything about this scene that could be controversial for that time?
>inb4 'evolution's just a myth bra'

>>79919661
OOGA BOOGA LOOGA SOOGA

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I'm still confused

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At last I truly see

>>79914263
I unironically didn't get the joke of the girl being named Lindsey Boner because I didn't know what a boner was at the time