I miss Jersey Shore threads on /tv/. Never did I think anons would be as interested in this show as were.
>T SHIRT TIME
>GTL
>DTF
>SMUSH
>DO SEX
>GRENADES
>>79915757
To like this show you have to be the most low IQ normie out there..
CABSA HEA
CABSA HEA
>>79915757
BURGAHS FOR DA BOYZ
CABS. ARE. HERE.
>>79915793
You'd think that, but from the perspective of a forever alone introvert, it's incredibly entertaining.
IT'S T-SHIRT TIME
IT'S TEE SHIRT TIMEEEEEEEE
It's on right now you turbo plebs
>>79915811
YEAH BUDDYvinny>pauly>jwoww>snooki>drunk ronny>deena>sober ronny>mike>angelina>dogshit>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sammi
Gorillas and juice-heads
I miss them too buddy
there was an anon who said he was going to stream the whole series on cytube. I got my hair BTFO and a fresh T ready and he vanished
>>79915856
Vinny is the lamest one
sammi best legs
>>79915888
Vinny is the Jim of Jersey Shore tho, he's the viewer
>>79915856
Wrong.
>Mike "the situation">pauly D>ronny (drunk or otherwise>jwow>vinny>snooki>angelina>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>sammi
>>79915888
he's a real human bean
nice trips tho
>>79915850
I know. It's why I made the thread
>people don't know about the shirt before THE shirt
FIST PUMP
PUSHUP
CHAPSTICK
>>79915757
>/tv/ thread
>not /sp/ thread
fag
>>79915856
>Pauly>Snooki>Vinny>Jwoww>Mike>Deena>Ronnie>Sammi
Who gives a shit about Angelina. Also Roger is prettty great when he's on.
>>79916025
>we
>>79915920
Thats spot on. I guess Deena is right after Snooki
>>79915920
Mike is one of the most compelling and complex characters of our generation
>>79916034
Yeah Roger seemed to be a pretty cool dude. Hope that nigga still alive cause by judging by his face colour he had enormous heart pressure
>>79916128
True
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-ghQR9jgfE4
>>79915793
Its one of those things that is so dumb you can sit around and just laugh about it. Like being a King and watching your jesters.
Anybody else watch Vinny on The Great Food Truck Race? No?
>>79916155
i think him and jenni are still married
>>79916243
this is uncomfortable, also that guy getting roasted is president, what a meme timeline
>>79916311
What did his truck serve?
>>79916399
BURGAS
FO
DA
BOISE
>>79916243
>mr trump I think you should run for president
This is somehow even more bizarre in hindsight
>>79915793
Jersey Shore was one of the most hilarious shows of our timeline, though.
Geordie Shore is superior OP and it's still on the air.
>>79916399
mom's spaghetti
>>79916514
Not at all, friendo.
>tfw no more Shore threads on /sp/
>>79916514
Not even close. Fuck outta hea with your inferior, gibberish-speaking waste of a show.
>It all ended 5 years ago
Time is a cruel mistress.
>>79916607
I hate Deena so much fuck that meatball
I'm probably in the minority but I don't really care for the arc where they go to italy.
>>79916514
Is Gaz still there?
>>79916733
Yup. New season in 4 weeks too.
There was Acapulco Shore too on the spic mtv
>>79916708
ya pootz
>>79916776
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dvYBkItnAaE
>>79916708
I hated Deena at first but she grew on me and I ended up thinking she was actually a really cool person even if she is pretty ugly.
>>79916833
trying to capture lightening in a bottle
>>79917059
This. You can't really reproduce how well Jersey Shore did. It's a cultural phenomena.
>I'M SO DONE WITH YOU RAWWWNNNIIEE, ITS SO OVER BETWEEN US
>>79917362
>it's a ronnie refers to someone as "kid" over and over episode
>>79917362
STAHP IT!
YOU'RE TEARING ME APART, RAWN!
Remember when the Situation bombed at the Trump roast?
People in NJ were so pissed at this show since they used Long Island stereotypes.
>>79917362
>That time Raaahn smashed up her room
>>79917439
Who cares what people from NJ think? They're all walking stereotypes one way or another.
>>79917500
They're really not honestly.
Anyone from NJ knows the people on that show haven't and never will exist in the state.
>>79915873
I could stream it if I could find high quality rips of it. Everything I found trying to torrent the whole show last year were all terrible quality.
during the great shitposting of jersey shore my buddy took a road trip to see it being filmed and now he's dead
thanks for the feels /tv/
>>79917543
it's on hulu
>>79917595
sorry man, how'd he die?
>>79917735
xanax laced with fentanyl that he bought from the darknet because his doctor went on holiday and his script ran out
and now i'm using /tv/ to be sad
>>79917529
They do up north. South shore is more family oriented, except for ac and wildwood. Those are just trashy
>>79917824
As someone who lives in northern NJ, I assure you, you're wrong.
>>79915793
NOW THAT'S A SITUATION!
>>79917362
Ronnie alone was 10/10
Both of them together was fucking AIDS
>>79916025
>that cleaning up of /sp/
Outlawz 4 lyfe
You know what's great? Generals. Every thread should be a fucking general.
RIP /sp/ RIP in piece lyl
>>79915757
>Tfw when I live and grew up in the town next to seaside NJ
>Tfw for a decade any time I go anywhere I had to deal with this shit
Fuck this show seriously
>>79918025
>tfw /sp/ used to be the best board
fucking jannies.
>>79917362
>>79917407
>>79918108
outlels never die
>>79918111
>>79918108
RIP
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PB-DRWu1LpA
>>79915856
>>79915920
>being this much of a pleb that you list Vinny and Pauly separately
They are one. A tag-team. They are why I kept watching. Like in the later seasons they removed themselves from the drama and just bro'd out and laughed at everyone else. They are K I N O
>chiling in hot tub with 8/10 qt3.14
>still pretty wasted from bottles at the club
>this hot tub is getting pretty hot, need to cool down
>splash some water on my face
>open my eyes
WE GOT GRENADES MAN
>>79917840
You know everyone in south jersey thinks you guys up north are just hoity toity prisses right?
>>79918108
Then you ruined our board with your faggory. Fuck you.
>>79918413
Every post is a general full of trips talking about offtopic things because, surprisingly, 24/7 sports discussion is boring as fuck. Shitposting didn't ruin /sp/, excessive moderation did.
I'm the complete opposite from a guido but for me it was the ultimate friend simulator
snooki is a pantheon tier foot goddess