Shut Up and Dance

Wipe my computer and wait it out because I'm not a fucking idiot.

Email a picture of my butthole captioned "do your worst, fagtrons"

>>80141046
Strange, the only winning move is to not play.

>>80141046
my PC doesn't have a camera

ive seen the episode so i just burn my pc and phone then take a nap.

>>80141101
But it's too late by then. They'd just release your info.

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>>80141046
>mfw My mom said at the beginning of the episode that I was just like him

She toke it back soon after though, but even I could see the similarities.

I fap in the dark and at an angle where you can't see my face, nobody would be able to tell that its me. and since I don't watch child porn, I'd tell the hackers to go fuck themselves and go to the police.

>>80141893
To charge someone with child porn possession you need to be able to prove that he was looking at it on the computer. They need the information from the computer to be intact.

>>80141988
I think OP is asking if what would you do if you were in this character's shoes.

>>80142053
That's like asking what you would do if you were Hitler in 45

You're just fucked

>>80141046
well I covered my webcam and the microphone would only pick up music so not much to worry about

I would never be in that situation because I don't look at child porn.

>>80142013
I don't think the police were arresting him for child porn. They were arresting him because the blackmailers reported the bank robbery/kid with a gun/fight to the death happening in the park. The child porn thing was just a lie they made up and sent out to his contacts to further fuck with him.

>>80142113
No your not, you could have easily avoided the situation by wiping the data from the computer.

All the hackers would send in to the police is a video of you jerking of and a screenshot of your screen with cp on it.

Of course they would have no way to prove that the screenshot is from your computer because your computer would have nothing on it.

It was a shit episode anyway.

>>80142310
neither did he. did i miss something? the bad guys just made up the whole child porn thing to further humiliate him.

>>80142310
sure lol

>>80142424
>did i miss something?
uh yeah, he was into kids

he went along with everything they said because he was terrified his secret would get out.

Who cares if footage of you wanking to porn gets sent out? Sure it's humiliating for a week but then you get over it

If footage of you wanking to child porn goes out, that's another story

>>80142398
You have no idea how memory works I see. You would need to burry the drive somewhere to hide what's on it. And guess what. That raises suspicion.

>>80142354
It's heavily implied during the "fight" scene that he definitely was looking at child porn.

>>80142542
>burry
bury, and why not just burn it. Put it in a fire pit, douse in an accelerant, and just set it ablaze for an hour or however long it takes to completely eradicate it.

>>80142544
this. the kid was a pedo

I wouldn't be so retarded to assume my malware infested laptop would be all good just by running a cleaner program.

>/tv/ the episode

try to dispute this
>i welcome it

>>80142544
>>80142668
Not to mention it explains the extreme lengths he was willing to go to to prevent the leak.

>>80142668
>>80142773
Also the way he looked at the kid in the beginning

>>80142636
Metal doest burn dipshit

>>80141046
It would just be hours of me eating or laughing in front of a computer screen.

Releasing that wouldn't do anything but solidify my coworkers' thoughts that I'm pathetic.

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>>80141046
what is the best BM ep?

my fav is the white christmas

>>80142807
this

some real twisted shit

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>>80141918

I remember once I was watching tv with my mom, and one of the commercials was a man and a woman painting a room in a house. We were going to be painting a room, and she said, "Oh, hey! That's going to be us!"

Then we watched in silence as the walls moved away and they started kissing, because it was a commercial for Viagra or Cialis or something. She said, "Well, not us. ." aaaaaaand right back to silence.

>>80142849
The National Anthem or Be Right Back

>>80142849
>he can't talk or see anyone

I would go full Rodger if I was in his place.

>>80142849
The Entire History of You

I don't wank to child porn so I decide im far too lazy for this SHITE and really do not care

spread away dickhead

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>>80141988
>I fap in the dark and at an angle where you can't see my face

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>>80142808
Literally everything burns, there is not a material or ore that is completely impervious to heat. Jesus Christ, anon.
Even "Fire Retardant" things are only such within a specific degree of heat.

>>80142941
>Be Right Back

ma nigga

>>80142424
srsly blud R U FUCKING DUM

always knew this board was teeming with literal morons

>>80142807
and note the song that was playing

KC & The Sunshine Band - That's The Way (I Like It)

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I'm not stupid enough to wank over kid porn.

Why do pedos even bother with the risk for a temporary release? Its fucking stupid.

>>80142544
Implied because he doesn't defend himself when the adult pedo accuses him of also being a pedo? I think he just realizes he's fucked regardless. He's the only one of the targets that committed a truly victimless offense and now he's being lumped in with pedos and there's nothing he can do about it. There's no point in even defending himself.

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>>80142808
>Metal doest burn dipshit

>>80142941
>>80143022
literally the worst episode

I skipped it as soon as she made a growyourownbf out of powder in the bathtub

the entire history of you, or nosedive is the best

>>80143102
you're fucking retarded anon

>>80143102
you are seriously low intelligence

>>80142849
White Christmas or Shut Up And Dance

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>>80142849
San Junipero

>>80143138
>a hardrive is the same as a tungsten ingot idiots XD

>>80143202
meme episode

>>80143102
His mom called him at the end saying his sister saw the video of him wanking to children.

>>80143145
Nosedive was too annoying for me famo

i agree tho that entire history of you is good

>>80143145
>literally the worst episode
That's not Fifteen Million Merits

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>>80141046
Only women could be blackmailed with that shit.

Seriously, how long would this shit actually stick with a dude?

>>80143226
Are you implying that computer chips are indestructible.

>>80143293
That's one of the better episodes though

Waldo is the worst episode, by a large amount

>>80143145
>he skipped Hayley Atwell's personalities

what did he mean by this?

>>80143293
>>literally the worst episode
>That's not Fifteen Million Merits

FUCK
OFF

>>80143301
>Seriously, how long would this shit actually stick with a dude?

Seeing how he was fapping to kids, an entire life.

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I couldn't believe the episode after
>gosh golly gee! looks like I got a malware from pirating movies! silly me shoudl've bough a Netflix™ subscription!

>>80143293
literally a top 3 episode, despite being wildly unbelievable

Liquidate all my assets and join the Foreign Legion.

>>80143344
>implying you don't only rate it because you get a good look at her chebs in the episode


decent concept, which they blow with the robot, all round a boring a shit episode

>truly victimless offense

did this faggot even watch the episode?
this is b8 right?
have a >>80143102

>>80143202
kill yourself queer

>>80142849
>what is the best BM ep?
The one where they turn a girl with a great voice who just wants to sing into a porn star because of her innocent looks only to have become a blonde bimbo anyways

>kid literally says "I only looked at a few pictures..."
>two scenes focusing on his attention to children at his workplace early in the episode
>there are people browsing this board that seriously didn't understand
>these are the people you talk to in other threads

>>80143102
>>80143953

>>80143102
>now he's being lumped in with pedos

>>80141046
If I was in his shoes, you know..getting caught fapping to CP via hacker than I would want the hacker to prove that he will not leak my shit out somehow.

If he doesn't comply, I will bluff and say I know hackers myself that can find you or just say tell the police so I can keep my dignity and not be a pawn.

>>80144814
>keep my dignity
you'd be on a sex offenders list forever

>>80144899
Obviously. But at least I didn't become a bitch to a hacker.

>>80142398
This, what the fuck?

It's implied they taped a video of him, but how can they prove, without a camera inside the room on the screen, that he was fapping to cp? They'd just have a video of him fapping and then claim it was to children

"fuck off reddit"

>>80144814
>>80144899
>>80144935
honestly, if you're getting black mailed by a hacker, just go to the police and tell em hackers put CP on your computer and now they try to blackmail you

digital evidence can always be fabricated. Only way to prove he's been fapping to CP would be to film him and his screen in the same angle rather than him and his screen seperately.

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>>80141046
>using outdated memes

They might as well have posted dat boi.

>>80142398
your ISP can still access that stuff b

>>80141046
I haven't done anything shameful, so I'll let them send videos of me being a good boy to everyone I know.

I don't masturbate, so all they'd have on me would pirated books and television seasons.

>>80141918
I avoided watching it with her (i saw 80% of the episodes again with my mom to get her to like it) because i was pretty sure she would compare myself with him, i even look similar babyfaced and skinny and innocent looking.
Dodged a bullet there, but still i am so beta than we discussed afterwards and i was red all the time for some reason. Maybe she thinks i'm a pedo now, who nows.

>>80145173
If you're on https links all they can see is like boards.4chan.org not the specific link.

>>80141046
Nothing I do will be all that embarrassing if it gets out. Not like I give a shit either, I have so little pride I could probably shit myself in public and just keep going about my day.

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>>80142937
>>80141918

>>80142013
>implying the hacker didn't record his screen at the same time

>>80145370
>implying he can't just say "well they surgeoned that"

>>80145473
>>implying he wasn't just a stupid kid

I would've just dodged and been fine.

He should've just dodged.

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>>80141046
The only way that could maybe work is if they somehow broke into my F-list logs and found out I like roleplaying as Muslim/Mexican women who get raped by alt-right racist misogynist wolfmen.

The things said in those conversations could topple whole nations...

>>80145370
they would have to both record him and his screen simultaneously

any evidence from a blackmailing hacker would be poisoned anyways and not admissable

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>>80145370

I really think he could've pulled a Shaggy and gotten away with it. Police aren't geniuses with computers, and the involvement of a hacker adds enough reasonable doubt to pretty much anything.

>We've got all these screen grabs of child porn on your computer
It wasn't me.
>There's video of you masturbating to it
It wasn't me.
>We've got split screen of windows being clicked and you pulling your wiener
It wasn't me.
>The GPS tags rea-
It wasn't me.

>>80141918
>watching this show with your parents

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>>80142354
>>80143102
>this fucking shit again
people who believe that he wasn't a pedo are literally retarded

>>80145699
yeah

not tryna be a big boi here but I was literally thinking when it all kicked off, that he should just do nothing

>>80142849
Shut Up and Dance

Also The Waldo Moment, better than that Playtest crap or 15 Million Memes.

>>80145749
there's nothing special about this show

>>80146039
where did he imply there was?

>>80146039
right in his post

Put my important shit on an external hard drive, tell the guy to leak my shit faggot, and destroy my laptop.

>>80142310
That's exactly what someone who looks at child porn would say. You're going down kid.

>>80142354
Leave and never come back to /tv/

>>80141046
I jerked it to zoophilia a few times in middle school, when my hormones were raging and I probably would have fucked a motorcycle if it had a pussy. That's about the worst thing I've done that would have left technological evidence. I don't think it's illegal since I'm not actually letting a dog peg me, so I'd be fine. If it got out, I'd feel bad for a week, but nothing moving a city over wouldn't fix?

>>80141046
>jealous of my big dick eh? Lol go ahead and show everyone maybe it will get some real action instead of me sitting here pumping my hand to taboo joi videos
>spam dick pics

>>80142424
>>80142354
Wow so this board truly is full of ADD riddled autistic kids huh?
>it was just one picture...
>how young were they?
>KIDS KENNY, KIDS!
do you even watch shows or purely shitpost? Why the fuck would he go along with anything if it was just a video of him jerking off to standard shit? Literally no one would care other than a few o face impressions and hand jerk miming.

>>80141046
Not a pedo so I just refuse. They might embarrass me but they won't be putting me in jail.

>>80142807
Pic of that scene? Don't recall him having any interactions with kids. Follow up episode of the cheater killing Kenny in prison when? That dude had kids.

>>80143293
Dude what? What's wrong with that episode? One of my favorites; that girl was so cute and I actually liked the song.

Friendly Reminder that Waldo is the best episode and predicted Pepe and its future.

We know Kenny liked kids and looked at pictures of them but we don't know the exact content of said pictures, what if he was jerking it to perfectly legal photographs on facebook or some shit and not full on porn, would that change how you feel about Kenny in anyway?

He was so young in the show I want to believe he's redeemable like maybe he can get help so I prefer to think he wasn't looking at actually porn.

>>80148783
All pedos must die including you. Clothed, unclothed, drawings, or even just your imagination should all be guilty and punishable by death.

>>80148628
>Why the fuck would he go along with anything if it was just a video of him jerking off to standard shit?
I figured there was more to it by the time he robbed the bank.

>>80148843
Not a pedo m8 but ok

>>80148905
Pedo sympathizers as well

>>80141046
Put electrical tape over webcam, DBAN my hard drive, install Gentoo, turn Raspberry pi into a secure router/personal vpn, download tor browser, go back to jerking off to CP in peace.

>>80143379
>Implying you would be in the 12.5% of applicants that they accept.

>this show

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fc1P-AEaEp8

>>80141046
nothing because i dont look at anything bad enough on the internet to warrant doing all that shit

just dont be a pedo senpai

>>80145595
why wolfmen?

>>80142354
youre joking, surely

>>80143102
his mom called him and says ITS KIDS or something

also >truly victimless offense

>>80141046
I have pretty small poopeepeepoo, so I probably would do anything to prevent the video from releasing. Except from robbing a bank, that's retarded.

>>80141046
Not give a fuck because I'm uemployed and have no friends or family. He'll I'd fucking take my uncircumcized cock out and start stroking it to fucking loli guro for good measure.

>>80141046
>>80142053
I'd try to convince the guy who cheated on his wife to tell everything to the police, everything except my involvement in this situation, he hasn't done anything illegal so they can't arrest him. And then I just hope the blackmailers get caught and I destroy the laptop.

>>80145334
This nigga knows what's up
https://youtu.be/E_wX40fQwEA

>>80149396
best answer

>>80150403
Have you been on F-list?

>>80149396
>using tor past 2011

enjoy bubba

The best episode of BM is the one we're living in now