BvS isn't a good movie. It could have been if it explained

>>80787295
>how people call this movie a masterpiece
it's a meme you dip

File: 1490198172652.jpg (115KB, 1386x1385px)

115KB, 1386x1385px

>expecting the movie to explain literally hours of plot from the comics timelines to you rather than just allude to them because they don't factor in as plot-relevant details in the scope of the film

I know that Marvel is for mouthbreathing retards who have never even seen a fucking comic panel in their life, but this is a little too far.

>>80787363
I don't read comics. Why should I have to read heaps of comics just to properly know the backstory of a movie?

>>80787386
t. average capeshit viewer

Literally not even surprised.

>>80787497
>reading comics
Where the fuck do you even find them? They confuse me with the numbers they are titled and what to read first and some of them cost over $100

If someone made most of the Batman storyline comics into a novel then I would read

>>80787585
Okay I was being a little harsh before and trying to be funny but now you're actually concerning me with how fucking dumb you are. Seriously consider professional help.

>>80787295
Here OP >>80753989

>>80787295
Even for bait this is impressivly stupid.

>>80787822
You are an idiot to defend BvS and not consider my points valid to make the movie actually decent.

My favourite scene is where Elastigirl is killed by the jar of piss.

Bravo Zack.

>>80787295
"BvS is good" was just a meme that went too far. Originally, about 95% of the posts praising the movie were ironic. The issue is that a bunch of tards who actually believed this irony showed up, so ironic BvS posting turned into legitimate BvS posting.

>>80789087
You're right 'Batman v Superman' isn't good. It's great. It's a passion play wrapped in an Elizabethan revenge tragedy drawing on arthurian mythology by way of Boorman's 'Excalibur' to examine themes of power and truth in post 9/11 America. It used the modern American mythology of super-heroes to hold up a mirror to American society and everyone recoiled in horror and denounced it to save their precious illusion of the United States.

File: 1406678940358.jpg (41KB, 570x412px)

41KB, 570x412px

>why isn't it spoonfeeding me the plot?
lmao at smelly disneylets

>>80787585
Cmon man

>>80789854

Will he ever be that happy again?

>>80791062
He's getting there. Jut got to finish off his to-do list to make Jennifer forgive him

>>80789087
why do marvelfags always try and alter and control the narrative?

File: tumblr_nnj1z5zAia1r88mw9o2_r1_250.gif (2MB, 245x280px)

2MB, 245x280px

>>80791544
He's just a sad little man. "T-they liked movie well THAT MEANS THEY'RE LYING"

>>80791544

Says the guy who thinks any criticism against BvS could only be the work of "marvelfags" no one can EVER objectively criticize a DC movie in your eyes. Weep for the poor widdle persecuted DCEU, weep!

>>80791590
never said that faggot, but saying someone is lying when they like something is autistic as fuck as is your response, christ you sound like a shitty comedian

>>80787295
For all the problems BvS had explaining the backstory wasn't one of them.

Watch more Cinema before critiquing

>>80791590
>the triggered marvelshit is here

File: 1489543166062.jpg (28KB, 700x394px)

28KB, 700x394px

>>80787295
>BvS isn't a good movie
Stopped right there.

Im out.

>>80787497
Yup. pretty much sums it up right there.