/tpg/ Twin Peaks General

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>>83786617
first for jacques

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>>83786666
those are really nice quads, Buck

>>83786666
L Y N C H D
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Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
Yes! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?
If the words sound queer and funny to your ear, a little bit jumbled and jivey
Sing "Mares eat oats and does eat oats and little lambs eat ivy"
Oh! Mairzy doats and dozy doats and liddle lamzy divey
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you-oo?
A kiddley divey too, wouldn't you?

>>83786785

Best scene.

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C U T E

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>In summer 2010, Marshall sued the pharmaceutical company Hoffmann-LaRoche (a unit of Roche Holding AG) for $11 million in damages for injuries which, he claimed, resulted from his taking the drug Accutane. He claimed he had suffered Accutane-related gastrointestinal distress so severe that it necessitated a four-month hospital stay and the surgical removal of his colon

Pic related.

What did they mean by this?

>>83786666
imagine the breath on that fat fuck, Leland did a good job

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PURE WAIFUS:
Annie
Maddy
Audrey

Sluts:
Everyone else

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Where's my meth at?

>>83787116

Call for help.

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>>83786666
Checked

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>>83787137
119... the phone doesn't...

>>83787084
>Audrey
>pure
Her dad had a psychotic break, her brother is a retard, and she gave away her virginity to a guy that used her naivety for his own prurient ends.

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>>83787015
ugly whore lmao

>>83787084
think of the worst taste you could possibly think of then go worse thats your taste

Is episode 6 gonna be posted early on Comcast's site again tomorrow?

>>83786617
lmao

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Why were the panties so warm? Did she brap in them?

>>83786666
HelloooOOOooo!

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>>83787023
>That feel when you realize Donna died in James's motorbike crash.

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http://www.strawpoll.me/13158482

>>83788133
What's pissfu's name anyway?

>>83787015
Isn't she some like 30yr old assassin based on the book Frost wrote?

>>83787973
I want to watch this video. Who is this woman?

>>83788133
>pissfu is crushing it
all is right with the world

>>83788184
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ioKyxGkBRro
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wKiIroiCvZ0

Who else is hoping for Bob to go the casino?

>>83786617
Given the chance, would you unironically suck Lynch's dick?

>>83788423
No, I would only do it ironically

>>83788277
This theory has been explained please stop spreading garbage

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>>83788133
>no Constance
shit poll

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>>83788649
I didn't know her name, she's in the poll

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>turn on twin peaks
>black naked whore with her tits out

Lol what the fuck is this shit you nerds are watching?

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>>83788815
Hahaha
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>all these 2deep4u fags who think Lynch is commenting on the state of le netflix n chill audience with the glass box scenes
>being so fucking shallow as to not read the fucking book
>not knowing that the box was invented as a means of watching for ayys
>not realising that the so called commentary on current trends is just a happy side effect of calling back to what was already described as really fukcing important in the book
Yeah, he didn't need to make the employee a college kid, he didn't have to give him a girlfriend, but let's be honest, it was just another excuse for him to show some ass n tiddies, like he did with a lot of his actresses.

>>83788845
Even without having read that shit I knew that theory was garbage because meta-interpretations of films are literally fucking retarded.

>>83788845
>it was just another excuse for him to show some ass n tiddies
I'm so glad he does this.
>that pointless bit of dialog in Inland Empire used as an excuse to see big tiddy girl's tits
Thank you Lynch, you're truly a god among men.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=idngILUv4W0

would you lick his feet, /tpg/?

>>83789150
No.
I would, however, let him plug my anus with his big toe.

how do i tell my Barber that i want david Lynch hair without a photo of david lynch

>>83789016
"old-fashioned"

>>83789540
how do you not have a photo of david lynch

>>83788525
What theory? I'm just saying because the men in charge at the casino wanna hurt coop but if Bob ends up there he might fuck shit up.

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Word is this show is getting canned soon if the ratings don't pick up. 25 YEARS!!

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>>83788845
Sure thing, kemosabe.

>>83789860
This would be a fun scene in a different series by a different director.

>>83788845
I kind of hate how everyone fucking needs tv/movies/books whatever to be a social commentary. As if the only way for something to be art is if it has social commentary. Where does this mindset even come from?

>>83786785
I'M BACK
BACK AND READY

>>83789740
This. I have one in my wallet at all times and when anyone asks why I simply respond with LYCNHED

>>83789939
>Where does this mindset even come from?
Postmodernism.

>>83789865
Not like they were gonna make season 4. It doesn't matter. They'll just release it all at once.

>>83789865
I'm pretty sure the ratings don't include streaming which is probably how 90% of people watch it.

Does pissfu have nudes? I need to know strictly for research purposes.

>>83790044
I'm not surprised.

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YOURE GOING BACK TO MISSOULA!

>>83790538
MISSOURA

>>83790470
yeah it's been posted here

I can't even remember the actress's name though.

>Excited for new Twin Peaks
>Start watching it
>Opening not as good as the original
>No comfyness
>weird for the sake of being weird
>it's a convoluted mess
>Short pointless scenes with the old characters
>90% of the show isn't even in Twin Peaks
>dancing midget is now a tree with a brain
>Lucy and Andy have been flanderized
>We have to watch Coop wandering around being retarded the whole time

Lynch has gone senile. Fuck this old kook.

>>83790538
OBLONGOTA!

>>83790881
Don't make me say it.

>>83790881
>he expected the new season to be Twin Peaks and not another Lynch movie

>>83790961
I'll say it for you
>>83790881
LYNCHED

>>83790881
>>83791001
>agent cooper
>not twin peaks
???

>>83791001
Other lynch movies make sense and have characters.

>>83790881
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>>83791088
>he hasn't watched Inland Empire
Besides this does make sense and have characters.

>>83791128
What he means is he doesn't get it so it's bad.

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i expect some progress soon plz

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>>83790881
>waaahhh the new season isn't what I wanted
Change the fuckin channel fuckface

>>83791128
>this does make sense
Why did the arm change?
Why did they let coop out of the black lodge?
Who was that bitch with no eyes?
What was that tin can floating in space all about?
Why is Coop retarded?
Whats bad coops relation to Phillip Jeffreys?
What was the point of the Ben and Jerry scene?
Why can't Lucy understand how cell phones work?
What the fuck was Dr Jacoby blathering on about?
Why is Lucy and Andy's son so based?
Why was that smoker in the bar such a meanie?

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What does /tv/ think of my new tattoo? My cat Agent Cooper spilled some damn fine coffee and he's not happy about it

>>83791319
You do realize all of that will probably be explained explicitly or implicitly at some point right?

>>83791450
Some of it, perhaps, but probably not.

>>83791319

imagine watching Twin Peaks in 1990

>why does everyone in the dream have a weird voice?
>what did Laura tell Cooper?
>what does the gum thing mean?
>why is James a 1950s biker?
>why is Nadine obsessed with drape runners?
>why is there a lady who talks to her log?
>why is Leland's grief over the death of his daughter treated like comedy scenes?

>>83790863
he really does look like the young dennis hopper

>>83791487
Lynch always explains shit, he just doesn't hand it to you on a silver platter.

>>83790881
Does anyone else really love the new OP?

The transition from the classic Washington nature footage to the ominous red curtains and endless stripped floor of the lodge really captures the feeling of a Part 2.

>>83787084
>Maddy
did you not listened secret diarrhy?

>>83791487
I don't get why that stuff would bother you when twin peaks has always been a murder mystery show. How can you complain that the new season has plenty of mystery when that was the entire appeal of the show in the first place? Or at least a major part of the appeal.

>>83791319

>Why can't Lucy understand how cell phones work?

She's stuck in the past because she doesn't want to deal with the fact that his son died, so she clings to the memories of the past and that's why she has such a violent reaction towards technology (cellphones, modern acs (they even put a fake thermostat there because they didn't want to confuse her and that's why that thermostat never works) and that's why they pasted a photo of Michael Cera on their family pic because it's an actor they hired and Lucy thinks (not actually, more like pretending for sanity's sake) that he's their son. That's why Waldo never visits (he has his life to live) and he came to Twin Peaks to grant them permission to turn his bedroom into a study, so he can "travel around the country" (because he has other shit to do) and this way, Lucy can move on from the pain of having lost a son.

>>83791523
Nobody thought the show made sense then either.
Anon said it does make sense so I asked him so q's that he can't answer, I just E X P O S E D him.

>>83791550
It's nice, But I hate how it ends before the climax of the music.

>>83791794
>details not being explained 5 episodes in means the overall plot doesn't make sense

This show SUCKS!

>The first few episodes are just fucking around in Twin Peaks, still no real answers as to who killed Laura
>Dumb surreal bullshit like the weird red man in the curtains house
>We have to watch dumb eyepatch lady bumbling around about curtains episode after episode

Lynch is senile! Good luck getting season 2.

>>83786666
god FWWM Donna was best Donna. to think at first i was annoyed that lara just boyle wasn't cast in it

top kek everyone's getting ANON'D in here.

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>>83791874
This is season 3, pleb
Also...
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>>83791907
amazing woman

The Richard Horne scene was fucking GOAT. The guy looks very promising.

What was the song during the end of EP5 when coops touching the statue.

rewatching episode 5. so the desolate, post real estate crash rancho rosa housing development = the post-industrial desolation of lynch's earlier work

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J U S T

>>83792158
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lh0GtFjPcY

>>83792337
thanks babe

as much as I want to see him return to a semblance of his old self, i am enjoying the shit out of maclachlan's performance as brain-damaged cooper

>>83792353
if you liked this, I would reccomend kilimanjaro darkjazz ensemble

>>83792060
>>83792083
?

Watched Fire Walk with Me and Missing Pieces. Haven't seen that Fire Walk with Me for 20 years.

If Leland was being blackmailed by Tammy and he found her in Flesh World, then how come he found Laura and Ronnette in there also when he already knew they were fucking around with it? He didn't find shit in Flesh World other than Tammy. He just reverse-engineered their being in Flesh World and figured it out and got some dank letters. Seems mildly weak, I dunno. Everything else is tight.

>>83792284
Her career is even more Just. Apart from One Tree Hill (remember it?) the most notable thing she has done in the last 20 years is voice act in the Lion King direct-to-DVD sequels.

Lucky 7 Insurance logo = Futura typeface

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>>83792461
image didn't post

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What the fuck was Mike saying here? I couldn't hear a word of it.

>>83792571
You can find the script online.

Basically he said that Leland stole his creamed corn (the garmonbozia), something about the formica table top, the thread will be torn, and yelled at Laura that her father was Bob but she couldn't hear him.

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What did Mark Frost mean by this?

pissfu is delicious. i regret voting for the 119 girl

>>83792627
>I am an out of touch, four eyed cuck

car explosion = the magic of editing

i bet 119 girl cleans up real nice

>>83786666
why is Nala there

i am on the shelly/norma ship

>>83791929
>what is the joke

>James has always been cool

WTF did she mean by this?

>>83793092
It means Shelley never really knew Laura and never talked to Donna about James.

Guys did Lucy and Andy lose their child and Wally is literally an actor. Some anon mentioned this in another thread and I rewatched the scene with this thought in mind and it is fucked.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-AeANz2ndM8

bob is making the fricking frogs gay

nadine still wearing her wedding ring. norma jennings btfo

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>>83788133


Voted

>>83793306
What is her name?

>>83793306
name for nudzzz

>>83792611
But she could hear him and she already knew he was BOB then. I think she was less confused by that than the formica thread torn canned corn above the store.

>>83793306

Imagine being an actress and a huge fan of Twin Peaks, and being asked to giggle at Special Agent Dale Cooper taking a piss.

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>>83793306


>Elena Satine

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>>83793092
She took the Jamespill.

>>83788845
oy vey Mark give it a rest

>>83793435
absolutely 10/10 nips

pissfu is without a doubt the toppest of top tier waifus this season (so far)

>>83790863
he probably did it right there in the bar in front of God and everyone and got away with it too

>>83786666
the one based canadian

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>>83793435
>so, tell me about your character
>Judy is an escort, and she works...
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ywzrVq02Fuk

>>83786617

>Mike watches Dougie shrink/head pop

>Sees golden ball and dark "thing"

>Covers his eyes

So what was this about? Why was he afraid to look at it?

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>>83793231
Cera looks EXACTLY like Marlon Brando in The Wild One. This probably hints that this guy in the show is a shitty/lazy actor and just copied his persona or maybe Lucy found this Brando persona comforting or something. I don't think Lynch would put a Marlon Brando lookalike for shits and giggles.

>>83793606
It was really bright, it could have hurt his eyes.

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>>83793604


Her name is Judy? What the hell?

Well, at least we know we will get to see more of her.

>>83790538
DENTATA

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>>83793231
Also, did you notice their family photo? It's literally Michael Cera's head pasted in a body.

>>83793622
He's clearly Dick's son.

>>83793648
a different show

>>83793654
>>83793231
*Pasted in a child's body that is

>>83793654
It's also Lucy and Andy's heads pasted on bodies.

>>83793654
... oh my I did not notice this

>>83790881
Have you ever watched anything else Lynch has done besides Twin Peaks? This is par for the course and is the kind of stuff Lynch fans actually wanted to see.

>>83793231
this is why no one will ever like reddit

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>>83793630

He blocked his eyes BEFORE the light flashed.

>>83793666
>a different show

Oh.


>>83793654

There's a lot of weirdly bad photoshops going on in the pictures. Not sure if it's intentional or not.

"general" samefags ignoring any post that isn't part of their canned "conversation"

lol juudddyyyyy

>>83788133
Who the fuck is pissfu again?

>>83793806
>Who the fuck is pissfu again?


>>83793306

>>83793806
>>83793306

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>>83793790

>>83793879
>>83793880

Yeah, I remembered after I asked.

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>>83793913
your font is wrong and the text placement is terrible

>>83794068
at least one of those statements is true

>>83794068

Get a life, punk.

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>>83790863
LEAVE MY WAIFU ALONE

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>tfw evil laura will never kill me with her thighs

Is it called Twin Peaks or Twin Peaked (back in the early 90s)?

Fucking sick and tired of people bringing back nostalgia projects.

>>83794172
L Y N C H E D

>>83794172
But it's been 25 years, this was always supposed to happen.

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>>83788762
She was half of HBO's "Hung". Jane Adams.

>>83793701
>This is par for the course and is the kind of stuff Lynch fans
I dunno, dude. Mulholland Drive & Blue Velvet are at the top of the Lynchian food chain and so far, this has even approached Wild At Heart. Still have hope.

>>83786785
go away bri

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>Your résumé is fucking shit, I hope you get raped by a pack of niggers you miserable waste of space
Was he too harsh?

>>83793604
Lynch probably told every female actor she was playing someone named Judy

>>83794691
No he gave some really good feedback

>>83790863
>>83791529
The exact vibe I got from that scene. The does a good job at acting too. It reminded me of blue velvet

>>83794691
It was pretty harsh but it was also some really good feedback he could think back on

>>83793622
>I don't think Lynch would put a Marlon Brando lookalike for shits and giggles.
Well he did use the name Harry S Truman just for shits and giggles

>>83793701
Have you ever been on 4chan besides /twinpeaks general/?
This kind of trolling is par for the course and the kind of stuff anons want to see.

>>83794805
Anon's are reading into the fact that he's such a fucking weirdo because he was spawned from the seed of Dick's dick.

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Is episode 6 out yet?

>>83788172
She was established as an assassin/career criminal in season 2

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>>83794691
he was talking to his SON
he was disappoint

>>83791558
Not him but I haven't. Is Maddy a secret whore or something?

>>83795067
We have to wait until Sunday every week for months now after they blew his load on the first day and fucked up our tolerance levels.

>>83793763
Kinda suggests that he's dealt with these things before. As soon as the grey "face" thing appears he instinctively shields his eyes, as if he knows that some form of violent reaction is going to happen.

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did he ded?

>>83791176
Everything I've heard about Lynch from actors and such that have worked with him says that he is one of the nicest people, and he seems very calm and collected. All of his art has very dark and disturbing themes, though, is he expressing his own inner feelings or what? It's just interesting how such a seemingly relaxed guy has so much disturbing shit to say

>>83791388
It's cool but why the cat?

>>83791388
wtf what part of the body is this? back of the thigh?

>>83795453
wtf I love david lynch now

>>83795449
Gave Earle that extra garmonbozia he thought he'd be swapping with spirits in the Lodge

>>83795449
Everybody hype for a Bowie appearance but I just want to see Leo again

>>83793432
It says in the script that she didn't hear the part where he says "it's your father".

>>83795533
>Judy appearance instead of Bowie
>Judy was Bowie in a dress all along

>>83794691
I'd be pretty fucking pissed off if my own son was such an embarrassment and a fuck-up.

>>83795549
She'd seen his face while he rapt her by that point anyway

>>83795568
Why does he do the coke?

I have only watched the Sesame Street parody of Twin Peaks. Am I okay to watch the next episode?

>>83795599
The official consensus is that it's actually meth, not coke.

>>83795568
>>83794691
>Mikes son
>is a ginger
>nadine is a ginger

hmm...

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I've been away from /tpg/ for the past 4 or 5 days. Have I missed anything?

>>83795755
Audrey was confirmed to not appear in the new season, but her son, Richard Horne, is going to be the main character after both Coopers die. He's also getting his own spinoff series.

>>83795755
we talked a bit about Judy

>a single /tpg/ thread has been up for 6 hours

Why did they die so quickly? The first 2 weeks were so fun.

>>83788167
Rhonda. actress is Elena Satine

>>83795874
it all cannot be said aloud now

>>83791907
It's pretty crazy how Donna in the TV series is easily the worst girl in the series, while Donna in FWWM is possibly its best.

WHAT HAPPENED TO LEO?

WHAT HAPPENED TO AUDREY?

WHAT HAPPENED TO ANNIE?

WHERE THE FUCK IS DONNA?

WHERE THE FUCK IS BOBBY?

>>83796218
Bobby is a cop now you dummy. Couldn't you recognize him?

>>83796218
>WHAT HAPPENED TO LEO?
Spiders
>WHAT HAPPENED TO AUDREY?
Bomb
>WHAT HAPPENED TO ANNIE?
Nurse
>WHERE THE FUCK IS DONNA?
Dead
>WHERE THE FUCK IS BOBBY?
Police

>>83789939
>I kind of hate how everyone fucking needs tv/movies/books whatever to be a social commentary. As if the only way for something to be art is if it has social commentary. Where does this mindset even come from?

Ever considered that maybe it comes from a lot of television, movies, books and whatever including some sort of social commentary so that many people started expecting it? I mean, all the way back to Eraserhead all of Lynch's work had social commentary in some form.

>>83795755
Somebody explained why the cowboy statue was wearing inappropriate shoes.

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>>83796281
>Bomb
She survived, though.

>>83790044
>falling for the "postmodernism is ruining culture" meme

>>83795628
No dickless you have to watch the canned coffee commercials and the SNL skit

>>83791529
my ex used to bang dennis hoppers son when he was living in arizona

>>83795453

Have you ever listened to him? Lynch has a lot of really morbid interests. Honestly, I think the fact that he's pretty at peace with himself is the reason he can approach these subject matters from such a neutral perspective without backing off from them.

>>83796516

Don't forget about the Darkwing Duck episode!

>>83793306
shit-tier waifu

Is it out yet?

>>83795453
>Everything I've heard about Lynch from actors and such that have worked with him says that he is one of the nicest people, and he seems very calm and collected.

Isabella Rossellini said that if he wasn't focused on creating, he'd probably be out murdering people.

>>83796870
isabella rosselini is nuttier than squirrel turds

>>83790626
MOLTANA

Can we agree that even if some parts of Season 3 are terrible, it has some great kino moments?

Like the start of episode 3, that's one of Lynch's finest work in my opinion. Twin Peaks has always felt like a hit and miss collection of scenes to me - some parts are brilliant, and some are stupid. When looked at individually, the great bits are genius.

>>83797098
None of it has been terrible to me so far, I've enjoyed every moment and I'm excited to see where it goes. Which parts do you think might be considered terrible?

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>>83795453
>Everything I've heard about Lynch from actors and such that have worked with him says that he is one of the nicest people, and he seems very calm and collected.
"No!"

>>83796810
Pls respond

>>83797222
17 hours to go m8
http://welcometotwinpeaks.com/countdown/

>>83789865
>>83790190

yeah showtime had the largest number of signups for their net/ondemand services than with any other show

its fuckin dumb not to include streaming in ratings

>>83797098
A quarter of the way through tis' best to let the "terrible" things play out.

>>83797158
I agree with this fag, every second has been entertaining to me. Even the drawn out scenes like painting shovels or Michael Cera, they're funny because it's clear what Lynch's intentions were. I nearly dropped a lung when "SHIT DIGGING SHOVELS" popped up, which is the best "fuck you" red herring I've ever seen. And it's great to see Lynch giving the lore some closure. There must be a lot of elements left from 25 years ago because Jeffries, Briggs and BOB are still huge parts of the plot, despite all their actors being dead. You can tell Lynch wants to be doing this, and it's probably some of his finest work. I dare say that by the time this is over, it may be his magnum opus. I can't even begin to imagine what he has planned for the finale.

>>83791929
damn son, youre just pretending right?

>>83787323
>she gave away her virginity to a guy that used her naivety for his own prurient ends.
This is true of every heterosexual woman ever.

Damn it guys, I don't know anymore.
Episodes 1-3 were awesome, I liked the new style, all that surreal shit was really nice and I loved getting Lynched.
Episode 4 was more of the real world but all right, got Lynched hard when I saw Michael Cera's face pasted on a black and white family photo of a kid. It didn't get any bluer. Good shit.
Episode 5 was shit really. Half of the episode was Dougie goofing around. It was like some bad comedy flick, pretty annoying.
Is it some post-Lynch stuff that I don't get or is it getting shitty?
Is it even going anywhere? It feels like they shouldn't be wasting an episode on some fillers when they were waiting 26 years to get this one season done.

>>83794691
reading this gave me a really hearty surprise laugh, thanks anon

>>83789939
Good question. It comes from unintelligent people being paid too much money to do too little work in the Western world. Or, to put it another way, the rise of the middle class. Unwilling to devote themselves to aesthetics for long enough to acquire a strong sense of formal meaning - the way that artistic ideas are ideas in themselves, not translations of statements existing outside of the work - they look for simplistic meanings to justify the investment of their time in terms of a Protestant work ethic. So it's okay to love art and seek aesthetic pleasure, because it's a more ennobling version of reading the newspaper.

>>83797477
This isn't for you.

>>83797477
>Is it even going anywhere?
Probably not, I think Lynch only wrote the first episode and the rest is just being made up by the actors as they go. The best thing to do at this point is stop watching and never come to these threads again, this filler material will probably never end.

>female who married a coked up unemployed loser and clearly despises him at first will happily rob her own mother to keep supporting him because he supplies her with drugs
>three females observe two casino thugs beat the ever loving shit out of a male and display absolutely no emotional reaction to it
>two females are inexplicably drawn to a rude lawbreaking asshole who demands one of them to sit with him and after she blindly follows orders he starts physically assaulting her and making rape threats
>and that was all in one episode

Fuck, this show is starting to infuriate me. Because this is exactly how women operate IRL.

>>83797098
I personally love season 3. Sorry

>>83797477
Episode 5 was my favorite so far.

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>>83797477
>we discover beunos aires (jeffries?) and some shrinking box linked to the woman who called the hit on dougie
>badcoop in prison clls mr strawberry and makes shit go haywire
>coop sees sunny jim blink in reverse
>coop gets case files to go through
>hooker mails cooper's hotel key which will let people know where cooper is
>junkie's kid witnesses car bomb
>introduce horne kid who assaults a girl
plenty is happennig stop being a cunt, just accept the new pace and go with it. if you came to this new season with any serious expectations you're a dum dum

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>>83787973

>>83796376
Eraserhead is autobiography and spiritual commentary, though.

>>83797593
also the amanda seyfried character and her boyfreidn also the CIA character

>>83797557
yes very, very realistic so far.

>>83793435
It's so nice that Lynch's sex drive hasn't flagged the way some old guys' do. Although calling his new daughter Lula was an eyebrow-raising choice.

>>83797593
>the woman who called the hit on dougie
She's working for the guy (possibly the billionaire) who called the hit on Dougie. That's why she's physically nervous about his survival.
>badcoop in prison clls mr strawberry
Mr. Strawberry was unavailable, he just using electrical powers to make shit go haywire. Mr. Strawberry is just a name that was very personal to the warden.
>coop sees sunny jim blink in reverse
Editing oversight. I know this is less likely than it being intentional, but I refuse to believe the theories that EVERYONE who knew Dougie previously are manufactured as well.
>hooker mails cooper's hotel key which will let people know where cooper is
The hotel has absolutely no way of knowing where the key was mailed from.

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>>83797655
david lynch is a dirty old man

>>83797670
>>She's working for the guy (possibly the billionaire) who called the hit on Dougie. That's why she's physically nervous about his survival.

what??? isn't it obvious she is working for evil cooper? She even calls the same argentinian box

>>83797670
>Editing oversight. I know this is less likely than it being intentional, but I refuse to believe the theories that EVERYONE who knew Dougie previously are manufactured as well.
i didn't suggest that. i suggested sunny jim blinked backwards

>The hotel has absolutely no way of knowing where the key was mailed from.
post people track these things

>>83797694
I'm 99% sure that the shit in the original series where Shelly was the only person Gordon Cole could hear perfectly was just Lynch trying to force some romantic tension between him and Shelly's actor in order to get into her panties.

>>83792627
Poor Ivanka

>>83797670
Well Dougie's family is kind of strange. Mostly their names. I wouldn't rule out that they're also creations of not-Coop.

>The hotel has absolutely no way of knowing where the key was mailed from.
The only reason why we would have this plot point is if it would help lead to Cooper so I figure there's going to be something that points to where it was mailed from when it arrives.

>>83797711
Why would DoppelCoop have wanted his own surrogate killed? They were trying to kill Dougie before he disappeared, remember.

>>83797716
Well, who wouldn't

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So did Judy get turned into a monkey or was she a monkey all along?

>>83797738
>The only reason why we would have this plot point is if it would help lead to Cooper so I figure there's going to be something that points to where it was mailed from when it arrives.
Again, there is no way of the hotel knowing where it was mailed from without a return address. It's a dead end like the shovels, it's only purpose to make people in Twin Peaks aware that Cooper must still be out there somewhere.

>>83797715
>i didn't suggest that. i suggested sunny jim blinked backwards
Why did you mention it then? What's your implied theory for Sonny Jim blinking backwards? Or are you just randomly pointing out a shot from the episode for no reason?
>post people track these things
No they don't.

>>83797742
i don't agree with the theory only because it's too straightforward and boring and unlynchian

but, it does make sense that if he could get the good cooper in a disposable body and then kill him he could expel cooper from the world for good. meanwhile dougie is not wised up enough to come back out of the lodge or cause problems for badcoop.

>>83797477
>It feels like they shouldn't be wasting an episode on some fillers when they were waiting 26 years to get this one season done.

1. Twin Peaks has always been a foreground of Lynch oddities and keks arranged against a background of mostly Frost-written boilerplate. It exists to provide a marketable vehicle for surrealist tangents. None of the plot strands will pay off. The mythos is bullshit. The actual plot events of the entire Twin Peaks saga could be summarized without distortion on a couple of sides of A4. The aesthetic events, on the other hand, are incredibly rich. Everything else is vamping until ready.

2. They weren't waiting 26 years to do this, Lynch is doing it because nobody will fund a new theatrical movie by him. If someone had offered him $50 million to make INLAND EMPIRE 2 at any point before about 2012, this wouldn't be happening.

>>83797786
i'm not bothering to make a theory. but it doesn't seem to me like something that leads nowhere and will never come up again

>>83797158

My subjective whinges about the series:

Andy is completely retarded now (in the series he was portrayed as being simple and a bit sensitive). In the series he was a competent portrait artist and didn't act like a retard all the time.

The effects are hit and miss, some look awesome, but some (like the gold ball's motion) look too amateur. (of course the gold ball effects are for a "manufactured" person so they're supposed to look weird).
Some effects look amazing, like the Arm.

And the lack of a jazz noir score is a bit sad (although this is personal preference). Having something jazzy in the background in most scenes is something I miss. DESU, they should've hired a group that specialises in dark jazz (like the Dale Cooper quartet), to compose / play.

The black lodge is a lot less mysterious and shadowy, in the series and FWWM the lodge has a completely different feeling to it (feels a lot darker, like there's something hiding in the corner). We haven't seen any genuinely mysterious scenes like FWWM's painting scene, which is probably my favourite scene out of FWWM.

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Well now, I'm not gonna talk about Judy. In fact, we're not gonna talk about Judy at all, we're gonna keep her out of it.

>>83797807
There's a shot in the first or second episode where MIKE turns to look at Cooper when there standing in front of the tree, and it's been digitally slowed in post so MIKE moves noticeably choppy. It's very clearly an editing choice and wasn't implied to have meant anything. Sonny Jim's reversed footage will turn out to be the same thing.

>>83797716
I wouldn't be surprised.

>>83797813

>And the lack of a jazz noir score is a bit sad (although this is personal preference). Having something jazzy in the background in most scenes is something I miss. DESU, they should've hired a group that specialises in dark jazz (like the Dale Cooper quartet), to compose / play.

>The black lodge is a lot less mysterious and shadowy, in the series and FWWM the lodge has a completely different feeling to it (feels a lot darker, like there's something hiding in the corner). We haven't seen any genuinely mysterious scenes like FWWM's painting scene, which is probably my favourite scene out of FWWM.

agree with these too. the show has shed its too cool for school attitude, and the black lodge is no weirder than the outside world so it all feels the same bar weirdness.

>>83797742
evil coop anticipated that there were going to be problems with two coops in the same universe so he arranged for his clone to be killed after he switched with good cooper.

It's not even a theory it's pretty straight forward that evil cooper arranged for his clone to be killed after the switch. Why the fuck would bad cooper leave the good dale roam about.

>>83797788
>meanwhile dougie is not wised up enough to come back out of the lodge or cause problems for badcoop.
Dougie's a little golden ball in MIKE's pocket, dude. I don't think he's capable of going anywhere.

>>83797859
even better

>>83797832
SANTA MARIA

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I'm going to tell you guys a true story, with rather specific detail, whether you believe me or not is up to you:

>Going to Japan with my family on Monday
>Stop in LA to visit relatives from Friday-Sunday
>Today (Saturday) go to the Special Olympics in Long Beach to cheer on my low-functioning autistic cousin who's competing
>See David Lynch
>Go up to him and tell him I how I love his stuff
>Telling him how I just re-watched Mulholand Drive and haven't gotten a chance to watch nu-peaks yet
>He cuts me off
>"Don't bother, it's goofy."
>What
>He tells me has to go and leaves, say goodbye, he says bye back
>He just repeats that "It's goofy." as he walks off

???

>>83797813
>The effects are hit and miss, some look awesome, but some (like the gold ball's motion) look too amateur. (of course the gold ball effects are for a "manufactured" person so they're supposed to look weird).

That works, but I don't think the plot justification played any part in the decision, it's Lynch doing an experimental film thing. It looks like animation he did years ago, and in fact I wouldn't be surprised to learn that he had done it manually himself. This series is him bringing all the strands of his artistic life together. We've had spaces clearly built by him, animation done by him, music video episode endings...

>>83797605

Absolutely. But there's some satire on american family values, postindustrial life and cold war nuclear paranoia in there as well.

>>83797813
Those are pretty valid things to dislike so far. I bought into the possible reasoning for some of these things (Andy and Lucy haven't kept up with the modern era, the effects are good enough for me, the lodge is less mysterious since we (and Cooper) have been thinking about it for 25 years), but the music is something I have missed in certain scenes.

>>83797853
> the black lodge is no weirder than the outside world

I think this is more to do with the fact that Cooper's been in there for 25 years, though. He's probably seen all the shit that it's had to offer before it opens up again (which probably consists of watching the dwarf dance for eternity).

>>83797899
What was he doing in Japan? More coffee commercials?

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAUH

>>83797963
C'mon son.

>>83797944
>(which probably consists of watching the dwarf dance for eternity)
He hasn't seen the dwarf for 25 years, it was transitioning into a tree.
>"When you see me again, it won't be me"

>>83797963
It was in Long Beach, can you read?

>>83797932
No, none of those things are present. There's plenty coded revulsion about poverty and anxiety about his child's disability, but no satire whatsoever.

>>83797977
>transitioning
Is this another Lynch commentary on transsexuals?

>>83797987
>>83797971
We're not gonna talk about Japan at all

>>83797995
You think that's just me reading things into it? Because I can't help but look at, for example, the scene of Henry having dinner with his wifes family and not view it as kind of an absurdist homage to the kind of idealized sitcoms of the 50s and early 60s sitcoms and their view of family life that Lynch probably grew up with.

Or the picture of the nuclear explosion in Henry's apartment not somehow relating to the Cold War fear of nuclear annihilation. Actually, to me it seems like the movies aesthetics in general are kinda meant to invoke a sort of post-nuclear world.

Again, maybe that's just my personal bias but it seems to me like that stuff is there.

Dudes, will Lynch finally make Ronnie Rocket?

>>83798002
It's a commentary on blacklisting annoying midgets.

>>83798072

It probably isn't gonna happen and it's a shame. I read the script and I kinda love it.

>>83786617
I think I might skip watching for a few weeks so that I can be infinitely lynched like I was when it first aired.

>>83795628
>We're not getting a Twin Beaks revival

>>83797932
>satire on american family values
Lynch was a Reaganite in the 80s. His moving to the left in recent years has a lot to do with California's cultural conflation of New Age, and often low-key authoritarian, mysticism with ultra-liberal politics. He supported Bernie, but he wants TM - a proprietary pseudo-secular version of an essentially Hindu practice - taught in public schools. He thinks the solution to crime waves is prayer, basically.

His depictions of abusive families have been defences of family values, not subversions of them. Leland is horrible because he betrays his trust as a father, not because fathers are horrible. Lynch's narrative elements are always concerned with the struggle to be good against forces he literally conceives of in theological terms. Good exists, and evil exists. This is completely in line with American family values.

Twin Peaks' normality being under attack by various unspoken corruptions is from the fifties soap opera Peyton Place, not an assault on white small-town America, which Lynch unironically loves.

>>83798198
Read the wikipedia page on TM, it's not exactly prayer. Not a shill or anything but it looks like it could help people.

>>83798075
Little Mike did nothing wrong.

>>83797716
I'm 99% sure the entirety of the original Twin Peaks was simply a ploy to get into Mädchen Amick's panties.

>>83798243
I have studied TM and my family certainly noticed a change in me after I'd been doing it for a few weeks. I didn't keep it up because I had no discipline, but since I started working out daily and becoming more disciplined and capable of maintaining a routine I might take it up again.

>>83798060
I think it's you being really bad at reading nuance and having no contextual sense of what the highly political 70s American indie cinema was like. In that context, Eraserhead was read, correctly, as basically apolitical/conservative.

>Because I can't help but look at

Lynch *grew up* in that kind of suburb you can only understand through genre pastiche, and he loved it. Nuclear families are not abnormal in his world. He grew up surrounded by white people who didn't divorce. Mary's family are absurd, but not because Lynch thinks family values are absurd. People thought the ants in Blue Velvet were symbolic of some deeper corruption - no, they're just a different texture in nature. They're about how life is more complicated that the sweetness of suburban appearances, but that's not a judgment on the suburbs, it's just acknowledging that there are different textures in the world, light and darkness - he believes in the light, though his way of depicting it is more nuanced than it used to be, and he loves the texture of decay as itself a natural thing, an organic process generating its own beauty. The man is a Hindu mystic traditionalist in his social values, and a libertarian in his personal life.

>meant to invoke

No, no, no. If you want an explanation for something that doesn't need explanation, they're a way of representing how revolting it was for an Eagle Scout raised in affluent suburbs to live in the inner city around blacks and poor whites without alienating everyone. Reductive, isn't it?

>>83798243
Prayer helps people. It's not likely to solve crime waves, though. I say that as a Christian.

>>83798313
Although I will say the Maharishi Foundation is a fucking cult, and while the technique itself is great I think you should probably find some other way of learning.

>>83797477
Lynch is capable of pissing off the people who expected the new show to feel serious, creepy, and epic like Fire Walk With Me. It's actually a very funny show, but wherever it's leading to, only Maclachian, Lynch, Frost, and Nevins know.

>>83798448
>I think it's you being really bad at reading nuance
On reflection, I'd like to apologize for starting the post with such a strongly dismissive phrase. I think I could have started this more positively, as I mainly wanted to explain why I think you're mistaken, not condemn you for being mistaken.

>Tell friend years ago to watch Twin Peaks
>Tell him when 3rd season is about to come out
>"Hey man I'm watching twin peaks"
>"Oh yeah? which episode?"
>"I'm watching the third season what the fuck is this about"

>>83798198

See, I can get on board with thatI do still think that there is some sort of commentary on small, tightly knit communities hiding corruption behind the harmonic image they project of themselves, or rather that for every genuinely happy family and peaceful town there 's also crime and violence.

I agree that I don't think he's trying to reveal the inherent evil of traditional america or anything and Straight Story shows his fondness for simple, kind hearted people quite clearly but at the same time I don't think that the corruption shown in his other works is just the work of outside forces but something inherent, not in traditional America, but people in general and that it expresses itself in an otherwise peaceful setting.

>>83798448

Contrary to what you might believe, I am more familiar with the places Lynch depicts than what you may believe. I live in a small village in Europe and both Twin Peaks and Blue Velvets Lumberton are places that seem pretty familiar to me.

Of course Eraserhead expresses his view of urban Philadelphia but then again... well, you said it yourself, Lynch finds beauty in decay. He has a genuine fondness for things most find revolting. He himself said he would like to live in the world of Eraserhead so I genuinely think he has some love, maybe nostalgia, for that world.

>>83798514
While the idea of using a random sound vibration as an unspoken mantra is great, once you know that the sound vibrations aren't really random, but have a significance in Hinduism which TM trainers don't tell their pupils (and maybe don't know themselves), you have to find a new mantra which is genuinely meaningless if you want to use it off-the-grid. And if the TM organization's claims about the mantra and the neccesity of their training and method aren't true, maybe the rest of it is dubious too, in terms of its apparent superiority to mindfulness meditation, for example.

>>83795839
>Audrey was confirmed to not appear in the new season
Why would you lie about something that is already widely known?

>>83788845
>it can't be both

>>83798773
Absolutely, but I think his sense of the corruption is not like the Christian sense, where the corruption, though used by the evil one, is part of fallen life, but more like the Manichean sense, where goodness and corruption are both spiritual forces that the mortal being can cleave to/seek or reject/flee from.

>>83798773
I'm glad to hear that, well then, you understand my distinction between interpersonal absurdism, absurdism as a way of looking at the world, and genre parody. He uses genre elements from soap operas massively in Twin Peaks to structure his thinking for a TV audience, but I don't think that's there in Eraserhead.

While he's said he'd love to live in that world, I think he was partly talking about the working world of making that film.

Also, of course, Eraserhead is the textures he could use from Philadelphia and the mood of disquiet, not finally a representation of anything non-formal. But if it were to be, it would be a representation not of a social comment like a more sophisticated version of Richard Lester's The Bed-Sitting Room, but something a little more politically dubious. Fortunately, nobody wants to harrass him about that, and I'm not suggesting we should want to either.

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>>83798982
>Ass 'n' tiddies are a wonderful texture... *raindrop fingers* and I love the feel of that texture. LOVE the feel.

>>83798988
>interpersonal absurdism, absurdism as a way of looking at the world
I'll clarify, I mean this as one absurdism, not listing them. Absurdism of people = absurdism of the world.

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Really /tv/?
Are you all just going to ignore that fact that Dougie got
C U C K E D ?
U
C
K
E
D
?

>>83799092
how

>>83799221
>He's white
>His wife is white
>Their son is brown

>>83799248
He seems like a little spic to me.

Besides he seems to have gotten somewhere with more ladies

>>83799248
>brown

Still whiter than you

Dougie definitely seems to have a darker skin tone than Coop.

>>83799248

Dougie cucked by his mexican gardener

>>83789740
How do you not have google images on your phone?

>>83799076
>tfw Lynch's raindrop fingers rubbed off on me

>>83799594
My point originially was How do i show him the David Lynch Hair cut without the cringe of shwing him a picture of david lynch

>>83799319
That's what happens when you pick up a tan in hell. It so happens that Ray Wise did the same when he played Satan in Reaper.

>>83799717
>Reaper
I miss that show. It was so comfy

>>83799697
I mean, Bowie has had the same.

>>83793231
Their actual kid cannot have been born on Brando's birthday. Unless she was pregnant for like under 3 months or over 15.

>>83799697
Just show them a picture of Lynch, they probably wouldn't even recognize him. And if they do, you just made a new kinofriend.

Hey guys episode 6 will not be airing tonight. It's with a heavy heart that due to low ratings we announce that "Twin Peaks" will be cancelled.

>>83799867
fuggg :-DDD

>>83791529
BABY WANTS TO FUUUUUCK

What do you think of David Lynch.

Not as a director or write
but as a person

>>83799802
This--either way you win.

>>83799798
or if Lucy miscarried at about 6-7 weeks pregnancy

>>83800048
Nice fellow

>>83800048
Seems like a kind of a twisted individual who knows how to hide it behind niceness.

>>83797716
I wonder if it worked?

>>83800048

Intelligent and insightful man with extremely morbid interests. Should probably just admit that his advocacy of meditation is about making money more than anything else. Probably has some major issues but uses his art to work them out.

I like him.

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Who has any actual newspapers with TADITW from back in the day? I do, but locating them from amongst everything I've ever owned doesn't sound fun to me.

>>83797738
>The only reason why we would have this plot point is if it would help lead to Cooper so I figure there's going to be something that points to where it was mailed from when it arrives.

The key is the missing thing. The key to Cooper's room at the Great Northern was with the real Cooper in the lodge, not the Doppleganger who came back. Hawk will hear about the key to Cooper's room returning to the hotel, somehow he will find out where it was mailed from. He will go to that place and find the Indian casino and realise that's how his heritage is related to it, he will show the casino staff/owners a picture of Coop and ask if they know him, find out about Mr Jackpots, and track down "Mr Jones on Lancelot Dr with the red door".

>>83797742
Mike told Dougie Coop in Ep4 that one of the Coops must die.
Dooper knew this, which is why he had arranged for "Dougie" to be killed on the day that Cooper returned to him.

>>83800452
Good work, Hawk.

>>83800155
>Should probably just admit that his advocacy of meditation is about making money more than anything else.
I really don't think it is. I remember in the behind the scenes doc for Inland Empire, there was a part where one of his assistants or something were high and he noticed and he said something like
>Jeremy, talk to me later. We're gonna get you off that stuff and onto meditation [presumably not charging him for it]

>>83787023
>and the surgical removal of his colon

so he's pooping in bags now?

>>83796801
are you sure you didn't mean piss-tier

>>83793306
She wanted to drink him up, didn't she

>>83786617
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