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>>45016873
When you ask for water, it's free.
That was the biggest culture shock for me going to Scotland. I asked for water and got charged for it.

>>45016873
Just cover all the food in cheese and dip it in ketchup, and make sure every NPC has at least three guns

I'm not even an American and I know that there is a massive cultural difference between states let alone different countries. The cultural difference between Maine and California are so huge they may as well be different countries. The only thing that links them is the currency and McDonalds.

>>45016901
That's just Scots having a keen eye for a tourist mark.

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Why don't we take the village, and push it somewhere else!?

>>45016699
What have they been raiding?

>>45016728
Now that is one plan. But let us not see if we cannot find one that will ruin the village and it's entire economy based around the syrup that we harvest from the forests west of here. Any other takers?

>>45016083

Dwarf Warriors(4;+1) cost the same as Hammerers(4) and Ironbreakers(4) unless there are 20+ then they cost more.

Quarrellers are (5;+1) and Thunderers are (6;+1).

OK.

>>45017416
>Dwarf Warriors(4;+1) cost the same as Hammerers(4) and Ironbreakers(4)

Warriors(4) for 10 models, Hammerers and Ironbreaker are (4) for 5 models, sound reasonable(but not accurate). BTW, Warriors cost (9) for 20 models.

Not sure about Quarrellers and Thunderers thru.

>>45016083
That artwork looks really cool.

Why the hell can't we get dwarf or salamander models that actually look like that?

>>45015385
First for "Dracula is That Guy."

>>45015958
First for "Where is Mage 2e?" and "Where are the MMN?"

>>45016175

Monday Meeting Notes'll probably go up in an hour or two.

>>45015915
Is behind the electric fence deeper into cover/generator area? Not completely sure how where we are relative to the objective.

>>45015915
>Move Fitz behind the electric fence.

>>45015941

The electric fence guards the doors that lead to the underground generators. That's what you need to protect. Right now, you and Fitz are outside the area, standing by the gate entrance that leads towards the bunker.

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You're struck by just how immense the pain in your abdomen is whilst hurtling through the air, further into the hallway. The only indication that your attacker exist at all is your own red blood outlining the shape of an otherwise invisible horn. You land hard upon the rough, uneven stone amidst a stagnant pool of blood and rotting vegetation, your armor only partially softening your fall. Fortunately the wound in your abdomen has already healed, though you don't recall exerting any conscious effort to close the jagged gash. A benefit of your expertise in the magical arts, no doubt.
>Vys Pool: (51/66)

>Combat Initiated!
>Allied Turn!
>Enemies Remaining: 1x Wandering Spirit
>Allies: Darzi, Fulvia, Mortia, Profectus
>Status: Unharmed

Profectus angles his shield, sparks streaming from the metal surface as your unseen attacker carries on his assault. Darzi, standing just behind your elven compatriot, shoves her long bladed spear forward and buries it deep within what you assume to be the creature's chest. Cracking fills the air as a blue bolt of vys discharges from the spear's tip, sending shards of bone and bits of singed flesh flying through the air.

Flame, accompanied by the stench of burning hair, licks across some unseen surface suspended in midair. No doubt Darzi's attack caused the beast's fur to catch fire. Fulvia seems to use this as a marker for her own attack, willing into existence a half dozen globules of liquid fire and hurling them towards the patch of burning flesh. The first strikes the beast and spills across its shoulder, revealing much of its torso and right arm. The second strikes lower, exploding within its now gaping chest cavity. Unfortunately the others are snuffed out before they can reach the creature, simply vanishing as they make contact.

(1/2)

Darzi is a whore

>>45015913
Mormor a best

>>45015637
>RTS
>Total War
Total War is Turn Based Strategy you fuck.

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>>45015637
This is really the only true answer.

>>45015664
Obviously he refers to the real time aspect of combat.

Total War games are, after all, lauded as a "hybrid TBS-RTS game".

is everyone okay with yesterday's loadout?

>>45015434
Is the serum that people took when we went on that op with Hive still effective?
Also, we needed 2 more Body Armors.
There was 1 vote for 2 Advent Body Armor using Alloys and 1 vote for 2 Mod Body Armor.

>>45015434
Someone wanted to bring the TES Rifle but didn't say who to give it to.

>>45015053
>Introduce yourself to the men.
Gotta get tips and shit.

>>45015053
You walk towards the men, who are still talking.

"I tell you, I shot down a number of birds, and I ain't never seen so much flying in the sky before." The blonde man wearing a red shirt cackles.

"Are you kidding, Len?" The other blonde man wearing a blue shirt asks. "Don't you remeber the time where-"

"Good morning, gentlemen." you politely interject into the conversation. "My name is Kline Bueller, I'm a friend of your sister, Maria, and-"

"Friend?" Len scoffs. "Did you hear that, Ron? Our sister managed to get herself a man!"

"Oh, lord, son." Ron shakes his head. "I am so sorry about you having to deal with our crazy little sister." He sits up and puts a hand on your shoulder. "I feel your pain."

"Um, thank you, I think." You blink.

"We heard about y'all from Mom. So, you're the guys looking for her highness?" Len asks.

"Yes, we are." You nod.

"I wish Maria would run off somewhere- Oh, wait, didn't she already do that?" Ron scratches his head.

"And all was right with the world." Len nods.

>"You two don't really like Maria much."
>"Don't you guys miss your little sister?"
>"Maria should relax more."

>>45015534
>"Maria should relax more."
>"How'd she even get the way she is, growing up with all of you?"

>>45014942
high elves

Two elves walked into a bar.
Now there's a Bar Elf subrace.

Same thing happens in cities, you know?

>>45014942
Who cares?
I'd fuck her, knife ears and all.

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>>45014707
>>Helmet: A former orthopedic cyber-helmet for the severely injured in combat. It had a HUD, a zoom and an enhanced hearing function.

>>45014707
>Helmet: A former orthopedic cyber-helmet for the severely injured in combat. It had a HUD, a zoom and an enhanced hearing function.

1. Try to find an area with more floaty things

>>45014640
Opps forgot to to add my name
I saw this before though in the archives so decided to join in

what evolutions do we have?

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Always love friendly kobolds. Adorable little useless bastards, the lot of them.

>>45014206

>Kobolds
>Good aligned

That basically doesn't happen anon. Neutral isn't unheard of, but good? Nope. I am sure it can happen, but it is very, very rare indeed.

For me though? Gotta go with Blink Dogs. Had one save from a Phase Spider once. Chased the spider off, vanished when the spider did and came back carrying a leg in its mouth like a stick.

He was a good dog.

>>45014283
>For me though? Gotta go with Blink Dogs. Had one save from a Phase Spider once. Chased the spider off, vanished when the spider did and came back carrying a leg in its mouth like a stick.

k

> looks up blink dogs
> CR 2
> looks up phase spiders
> CR 5

Yeah you're full of bullshit. Please also tell me about the time your first level character killed a great wyrm dragon through his sheer edgy bad-assery. What you just described is literally impossible.

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it's going to suck the first couple of times. things will feel uncomfortable, sometimes awkward, you'll run into scenarios you didn't plan or envision and just be at a total lost

relax. play through. have fun, don't be too serious.

and remember pic related

>>45013317
First and foremost, you're going to suck, just try to learn from your mistakes.

Try to keep things moving fairly quickly in combat (and elsewhere to a degree), even if that means you have to fudge a rule or two now and then.

Try not to let the characters get stuck at some obstacle. D&D doesn't really have rules for it, but "fail forward" is a good way of doing things. If they come to a locked door, for example, try not to have them just fail to unlock it / break it down / whatever if they roll badly, but rather have them open it noisily in some way (and potentially alert guards in the process). Unless, of course, there are other ways to continue, in which case do whatever.

Published adventures are great for getting into DMing since, while you don't know they'll be super amazing, you can usually trust them to not be terrible (and you can look up reviews online for many of them).

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>>45013317
Run a module, tell everyone the buy in is snacks for shareing, give out blowjobs at the end for good roleplay.

Have fun.

>>45013303
A delicate matter? Well, if the matter requires a small force then I do believe I and my staff could help you. If you need a large one.....we simply lack the manpower, it would be better to ask Verasii....unless you can't, that is.

>>45013160
As is salvation. They have one chance at redemption. As a Praecentor, my goal is to make sure they achieve that, even after their crimes.
>He nods at the commissar.
I extend my thanks to you for consulting with me. Many others would have already enacted punishments.

>>45013169
>Accepts the stims.
A good choice trooper. With the commissar and the lieutenant we'll be able to wean you off of them. You did well today.

>>45013185
And most assuredly has saved the regiment countless times over. Still, the Inquisition has a tendency to cross lines, and three Inquisitors means three times as many lines crossed.

>>45013255
Well Sergeant, you, the trooper and the Ogryn managed to keep everything together. Without that I wouldn't have been able to set up anything, and would be forced to say my sermons in the mess. Though as I've learned, the chapel is less important than the people in it.

>>45013356 was meant for >>45013021 . I am a mongler of the highest magnitude.