Penal Regiment /tg/: Artifact Title edition

>to self

Thronedammit... I really don't like this. Who ever heard of Necrons helping us. Creepy metal bastards are up to no good, and it seems like I'm the only one who realizes it.

>>45006775
Oh, no. You're completely well founded.

>>45006737
>>psyker sense activate!
>Anna stirs on the bed she lies comatose on, as if aware of the massive HEARSAY going on.

>Is seemingly chasing a kid over somekind of ruined environment of unknown nature.
>Can't never manage to reach for the kid no matter how fast the Callidus Assassin runs.
>"Save Her" is constantly screamed by her subconscious.
>The child turns an alley and when the Assassin reaches for it, she's gone.
>There's nothing.
>No walls.
>No street.
>No rubble.
>No ruins.
>It's all void.
>She turns back and there's nothing the way she came either.
>She turns again to the direction she was originaly facing and there is a towering steel figure in power armor.
>Wearing yellow and black stripes over the shoulder.
>A dead kid hanging by the neck over his hand.
>And an all-too-familliar tool to mark slaves for the Iron Warriors.
>The Space Marine steps forward prepared to attack.
>The assassin seems defenseless, small, almost as a child in size.
>When she is again marked on the same spot of her face as years prior she wakes up with a gasp.

>Breathing heavily.
>All sweated.
>Heart Beating way too fast.


>Is on her quarters with Alice.
>Luckily she didn't wake up neither Alice or the Puppy.

I've never seen a necron before, what're we in for?

>>45006737
I repeat, this is the Malcontent to Imperial troop transport Informal Penance. We are standing by to initiate towing procedures, do you copy?

who we fightin?

> Is wandering around the Ship, Ripper Gun drawn.

{spoiler} are we still fighting the Marines? {\spoiler}

>>45006920
Yeah, you have seen one before...

>indicates Eta XXXII

But basically you're in for metal skeletons with gauss weaponry that hate everything alive.

>After throwing some water into her face at the bathroom's sink she opens a small bottle of pills. One falling into her hand from it.
>It's the last pill, there might have been 50 in there.
Fuck.
>After ingesting the pill and a shower, the assassin leaves her quarters without waking up Alice.
Emperor knows she needs a rest...

>>45006775
>>45006797
>>45006920
>>45006929
>>45006939

What's going on? Something I should know of?

>>45006940
AFAIK they were dealt with. Also spoiler goes between brackets []

>>45006940
>Follows Wada.

You okay Big guy? You ever see a Necron before?

>>45006940
Use brackets instead, and use the other slash. The marines had their heads exploded by a psyker we've been chasing, but they did in fact destroy the warp drive.The Malcontent is an ally.

Welp, seems my net will in fact be spotty too much, I'll be absent for at least some of the thread, probably most and maybe all.

Have fun chaps.

>>45006955
> The Ogryn shakes his Head.
Me didn't. Only saw Tomb.

>>45007020
Here's hoping you make it through the internet problems ASAP

>>45007020
That's some right bollocks that is, innit? Have you tried bashing your modem and calling it a cunt? Usually works for me...

>>45007027
Well, here's hoping we don't have to.
>Reloads his shotgun and counts how many combat stimms he has left.

>>45007068
I am far from optimistic honestly, but cheers anyway.

>>45007071
Tried it mate, cheeky cunt told me to "fuk' right off" then tried tae smack me dog.

>>45007095
> Wada nods. His Mind seems to be elsewhere.

They... all... gone...

> Wada mutters to himself.

>>45006929
Ugh what do. I'm not a ranking officer but I can't just let the ship fall silent, but Alice is Resting, Jackson Emperor knows where, Anna in a comma and Greely is missing too. I need someone with inquisitorial authority to Allow the Captain to answer a Xeno call.


Gary, you're the closest member of the inquisition I have on sight right now. What would you do? Do I tell the captain to establish communications?

>>45007095
ow big is they anyways? them Necrons?

>>45007152
Who're all gone pal?

>>45007166
Haven't a clue, you're a big guy though I'm sure you can take 'em.

>Pats him on the back.

>>45007139
It may be the Scottish accent, try to speak in a polite, classy british English with it.

>>45007187
I'm da biggest, they ain't gonna get away

>grins up at him

>>45007139
Och, aye, what a proper cheeky devil. Lad, this means ye must cleave the bastard in twain wi' yer claymore, and then go spend yer hard earned shillings on a new one.

>>45007161
You might as well, before I give in to better judgement...

Thronedammit why are we out here without an escort?!

>>45007243
>Nods.

>She reaches for her Comm-Bead.

Captain this is Delta, I'm speaking on behalf of interrogator Wellesley... tell them they can proceed.

>Just wrapped up the morning sermon, talking to himself.
How to best deal with this. Heresy, but necessary. Emperor, guide me from Your Throne.

>>45007187
> Wada silently hands Gladraw an old Photo with several Ogryns and a Commissar.

>>45007268
Understood. We will arrive at Gospyria within half an hour.

>>45007283
I'm thinking the very same thing myself, padre. Have any ideas?

>>45007283
>Crosses her arms.
Alright that deals with it.

Any word from Jackson or the medical staff on the wounded? Has Anna gone any better? Where the hell is Greely? Why is the room filled with Emperor's Children corpses that have no bullet holes?

Could anyone mind to explain what the warp happenned here?

>>45007309
>Takes the photo and looks it over
Ohh, these your friends? Here take a look at this.
>Reaches into his pocket and passes over a photograph of Gladraw, a woman and a young girl standing side by side.

>>45007350
That would be my work. And... that of a sorceror. She seemed oddly protective of you.

>>45007320
I'm not sure, trooper. We go along with it for now, better than being stranded. But we keep our guard up. Abhor the alien. Don't trust these xenos any further than you have to.

>Jackson is walking down the hallway with several drop troops all with various data slates, papers and maps
>they seem to be talking quickly and quietly about something important
>one reaches for his vox then whispers something to Jackson
>they finally get close enough to hear
If they reported in then their sending over data. Go get it now. Have it analyzed and a report brought to me.
>The drop troops quickly nod and run off down to the medical wing

>>45007375
She?

No shit, she survived Somerius? ALL THOSE CIVILLIANS DIED FOR NOTHING?!

>>45007430
She was very impolite.

>Appears before Amelia.

A little bird has told me about your little... visit to a certain regiment chasing us...

>You get the feeling he's reffering to certain Daemon Trapped in a staff.

>>45007369
> Wada looks at the photograph, before shaking Hands handed it back.

Da Family? Dey gone too?

>>45007458
>MEANWHILE IN THE WARP
I do feel it is worth specifying every time, yes
What a naughty bird. I'll roast him on this ornate staff and eat him for dinner.

>>45007450
Fuck me...
>Her back leans against a wall and slowly goes down to the point she's sitting on the floor.
We lost so many people there for nothing...

>>45007430
Well apparently she escaped even before the exterminatus was called. That's what my informants reported anyway. Then she showed up here and helped us. I wouldn't be happy about that if I we're you, she claimed that we are her's to kill and no one else may kill us. It seems she really wants to be our downfall.

>>45007450
If it means anything, she is the nicest Chaos Sorceress I've ever seen.

>>45007467
>takes the photo and puts it in his pocket
Yeah, my wife and daughter. They're gone, but maybe if the Emperor allows we will see our loved ones again eh?
>Smiles at the Ogryn
Come on, let's go find someone in command and get our orders

>>45007467
>>45007369

>looks at them both before shaking his head

you boys are gonna make me soft

>>45007480
>Despite you hear a disapproval roar coming from the staff, Virmanthras raises his hand to his chest level, signalling a "halt".
No, I have my own birdie in that ship, a simple rune drawn in a daemon incursion before Gospyria. Although I don't doubt Arnathrax would tell me if he had known anything, he just enjoys being an asshole, it's in his nature.
>The Daemon trapped inside the staff roars to this too.

What was the purpose for that, even? We had managed to get them off our backs, now they will chase us again once they know where we're heading...

Alright.......it MIGHT be working now, I'll be willing to give it the benefit of the doubt. If anyone needs Alice(For things not related to surgery and implants) I suppose just go ask the Stormtroopers outside her Quarters.

>>45007543
darn, who do I ask then?

>>45007498
Ugh. What next horror has destiny prepared for us all? Genestealers pouring out of the Ventilation? Orks infesting the ship? Pirates boarding us?

>>45007530
Yes, they will. I hope. Isn't it wonderful? I would get a bit lonely otherwise. Though, I am not very sure about why the feel so oddly familiar.

>>45007504
The Ogryn nods and gets ready to follow Gladraw.

>>45007512
> Wada looks insulted.
Me not boy. Me 24.

> The Ogryn grins proudly.

>>45007563
I would suggest not asking chap.

>>45007565
Fate isn't that cruel Delta. The Emperor isn't going to constantly screw us over. He's gotta give us some breathing room sometime.

>>45007570
You really have forgotten them? Last I know they were the ones helping the Exorcists get you captive... And the ones that gave an end to my mortal form.

>You, and only you, can hear a small smirk coming out of the staff at that last comment.
>"Pathetic."

>>45007586
>grins back
that you are

>mutters under his breath
stoopid ummie

>>45007586>>45007405

>>45007512
Come on then lads, lets go find the priest, I'm sure he'll know what to do.

>Leads the other two through the ship

>>45007565
Keep your head up, Callidus. We are still alive to complete the path the Emperor has set out for us.
>>45007598
That's the spirit lieutenant. Do we have a new assignment yet?
>>45007612
Trooper. You look like you're doing well today. Have the shakes started again?

>Stirs from his cot, rolls over onto the floor.

"I bet Anna did this..."

>Brushes teeth, Shaves, Washes off as best he can with mechanical arms and legs.

"Gonna have to get used to this eventually, Oliver."

Have to go save my dad from a whole bunch of snow, be back when I can

Attention, we are preparing to enter orbit over Gospyria.

>>45007598
Not for me. Everytime I reach happiness somehow I get stabbed on my back by destiny.
I find a girlfriend? Omicron dies.
I spend time with her? A planet gets an Exterminatus that same day.
I go to visit her home? A mook steals jewels and wine from there.

>>45007625
No Sir, but I'm only coming off the combat stimms from the attack so give it time. Anything we can do to help sir?

>>45007405
Damn right, father. Guess we'll just bide our time till the situation improves...

>>45007604
>ignoring.jpeg

You know, now that you mention it, I kinda remember something but... oh, who does care about them? The way you describe them, they were pretty huge assholes. All the more reasons to personally pile their heads, am I wrong?

>Thick boots echo along the metal hallway as he paces through the ship, arms folded neatly behind

>>45007695
We have a Commissar again? OH BOY. THINGS JUST GOT INTERESTING.

You a new guy or......Rogan maybe?

>>45007693
Hmph. I won't deny it, you have spirit and hunger for battle, but this reaction came too early, we could have used some privacy to get a bigger advantadge.

We may have to speed the process once we're in Beshk now, forget being nice to the contact we just need a book of his, either if he's willing to give it or not.

>>45007648
>appears from behind a barrel
If it helps, there was a small upside to those events... Rogan made some kind of amulets before he... Left. They are still in his room and they have names on them! Of course, they might be heresy...

>>45007695
ah, shit. Now I gotta start hiding stuff better

>>45007695
Well I'll be. He sure came aboard without much fanfare. That's a good sign.

>>45007707
Brand new, looked interesting, mostly a lurker and RPer in other formats

>>45007651
Pray, but that's a constant. I haven't been here long enough to know what's most in need of help.
>>45007666
Until then, keep the faith. I can't have any of you having doubts in this time. See me if you need to talk.
>>45007695
>The priest nods.
Commisar. Emperor be with you.

>>45007742
>whispers to him
he looks like a git to me

>>45007724
How do we care? Let's just haste things, i figured something interesting.

>Wakes up, sleeping at the end of LIX's and Alice's bed.
>Goes up to Alice's face whilst she rests.
>Begins licking it to Oblivion.

>>45007745
https://1d4chan.org/wiki/Campaign:Penal_regiment_designation_/tg/

Here's the wiki page for some background, in case you havnt seen it.

>>45007742
>Cast a glance toward the Catachan, stern face unchanging
>>45007749
>Bowed his head for the briefest moment
Priest.

>>45007749
Aye father, the Emperor Protects, ever and always.

>>45007765
>sniff
And you smell kinda funny... Suspiciously funny...

>>45007777
Ta'

>>45007736
They have Names? What the hell are those things he was always buildi-
>>45007695
>Gets up and firm.
Welcome to the Informal Penance, Commissar. Delta Fifty Nine, Interrogator's Alice retinue, at your service.

>>45007791
Commissar, welcome aboard. I'm the Chief Medical Officer, Lieutenant Jackson. I'll have you know that you are now stationed on a great vessel. Almost no breakdown in the past.

>>45007765
>whispers
I might have to agree with you trooper but don't say it around him

>>45007812
>Stands at attention and salutes the commissar.

>>45007791
>gives appraising once over
Doesn't talk much, which is also good...

He oughta be decent to work with.

>>45007800
we livin a metal box, we all smell funny
>coughs nervously

>the ship shudders as it slows down by several orders of magnitude
>the familiar face of Gospyria can be seen through the starboard viewports
We have arrived at Gospyria. Nyzart wishes to speak with your commanding officer on the surface. No one else is to leave orbit.
>almost out of view around the planet is the unmistakable silhouette of an Adeptus Astartes strike cruiser, though the glare makes it impossible to see any iconography

>>45007769
And what is that, child?

>>45007791
Preacher Ezra Vimes, Praecentor of Penance, and as far as I know the only member of the Ministorum in the regiment.
>>45007800
May His reign last eternally.

>>45007844
>gives small, twisted smile
>chuckles almost inaudibly
>takes a swig of tyranid whiskey

>>45007838
>Does the same.

So we still lookin´ for da Orders?

>>45007844
>Starts watching him.
You then look for bathroom?

>two techpriests are working above the plasma reactor on the ship
>the seem to be yelling at each other in binary
You are wrong!!!
"I should file you for techeresy!!"
You cannot I am no heretic!!
"You have commited Techeresy and will be punished"
>the second throws a wrench in anger as he screams but he misses
>the wrench sails over the railing and smashes a console far below
>there is a loud grown as the lights flicker off in the entire ship and a few seconds later the red emergency lights dimly light the ships corridors
>The two techpriests stand their dumbfounded but the second one speaks up
"I will recognise that two and one half turns will work just as much as two. I suggest we leave now."
Agreed, we'll blame it on the armsmen.
>the two priests hurry away

>>45007814
>Cast a standard stern gaze across the various crew
Indeed.
>>45007816
Keen to see your hand at work.

>Perhaps it's suppressed nerves, uncommon for a Officio Prefectus, but he is oddly silent.

>>45007876
>smiles back eyeing the flask

>>45007877
I'm alright for now
>grins back showing several ill-kept teef

>>45007856
It is simple... "father". Those inquisition muppets love to put their nose in anyone else business, don't they? And pick up fights with everything and everyone. Now there is a one in three chances that these particular muppets are warp-bent on xeno hunting... and that means they could, theoretically, come up against Eldar. I wanna follow them anyway, just to be sure no one tries anything with my toys, but wouldn't they be bonus points if they actually manage to stumble upon a nest of filthy knife-eared bastards?

>>45007776
>Alice is drawn from her rest by the rare insistent puppy.
>raises her hands to try and ward off her 'assailant'.
>finally settles for petting the energetic puppy.
>scratches her behind the ears.

Alright Lira, I'm up, I'm up....

>sets Lira to the side and stumbles into the bathroom for a shower.
>notices an empty pill bottle.

What in the Emperor's name? Must be LIX's....

>finishes up and takes the bottle with her.

Okay, turns out it's not working as well as I thought......I might be sporadic.

>>45007895
>as soon as the lights flicker off
Remember when I said almost? I meant before today....

>>45007853
Ah shit we have 3 conscious Inquisitorial Agents on this ship. They're all gonna barble at each other to proclaim themselves the commanding officer...

>Whispering
...Maybe the commissar should go...

>>45007814
Well, erm... They seemed to be precious so I didn't touch them... But they had a piece of paper under them with some text
>mumbles
Not that I can read...

>>45007920
Faith, trust in the Techpriests aboard.
>Planted a firm, gloved hand upon Jackson's shoulder before turning to the overall group
Who will be assuming command, I trust you had I leader before I?

>>45007910
That is...
>Slowly breaks into a small laughter.
Good, we'll play the game of the Vulture, we'll safely let them charge against any possible Eldar encounter from affar before descending to get our hands into the remains of our prey.

I'm proud of you Amelia, you're learning quickly to play the way of the deciever.

>>45007959
I pretended to be a sister of battle with no hint of psychic powers in front of astartes, inquisitors and commissars for three years straight. I may have learned a pair of things.

>>45007877
Yeah Wada, we'll just wait until chain of command is re-established.

>>45007895
>>45007957
>lounges on a battered armchair
>still observing the young political officer

>>45007900
Ahhh... Lictors have a special kick... but yknow, I got especially drunk when I made some shine out of an Ork nob. I oughta find me one pretty soon.

>>45007980
>narrows his eyes
better an Ork Nob than an Ummies

>two troopers are on a lift heading to cargo bay 3
It's the best place to build a still, no one comes down here.
"I guess your right. It's alost completly empty. Just those huge containers... what's in them?"
I don't know.
>they approch the containers
>the power flicks off then the breaking of chains is heard and a large shape rips out of the think metal cage with large claws
What the hell is that?
"I don't know run!!"
>The two men run to the lift are start raising it as fast as it can go but it's two slow
>the large creature jumps on the lift and starts devouring the men
>the lift finnaly leaves the cargo hold with the creature still aboard
>it's headed up
>the sounds of three sets of claws on metal is heard coming up after the lift in the shaft

It's begun

>>45007978
>The Ogryn simply nods, before turning his Attention back to the People before him.

>>45007920
>>45007957
Who issit?

>>45007881
>>45007923
>Alice works the last of her Carapace into place as the lights flicker then grabs her Pulse Carbine, now repainted brown.
>dashes out of the room to find the rest of the crew.

Case in point. Definetly sporadic, might be best if I sit this one out.

>>45008004

Are you sure what would be in the crates would be that hostile? What did Jackson do to piss them off THIS MUCH?

>>45007936
We'll check them when we have a moment, right now we have to deal with our Necron Allies...

>>45007957
That would be our inquisitorial agents sir.
Interrogator Wellesley, Throne Agent Greely, Sanctioned Psyker Borgia and-
>Remembers Jackson did not state himself as an inquisitorial member.
-and Liutenant Jackson has been helping the Inquisition agents lead the regiment whilst we lacked a commissar to keep the mooks in check.

*voice comes out in PA
This is Lieutenant Johan Rex

First Platoon is currently undertaking Booze inspection, please remain in your stations for the inspection. That is all. Out.

>>45007877
>Takes a few long strides to the front of the Ogryn, tapping his chest a moment before wiping the glove clean on his longcoat
None of you, leaderless?

>>45007923
>Delta's comms flicker to life
LIX? I see that you've arrived. Would you be so kind as to send down Alice or Gary? Of course, you're always welcome to visit as well.
Alice's internet is still pooping itself

>>45008026
The Exterminatus and subsequent attacks have left our command structure less than stable, Commisar. I thank the Emperor that we have someone here to reestablish order.

>quickly reaches for his ear
>his eyes go wide
>he starts walking away at a quick pace
Deploy the men in blocking positions!! I'll head down and direct them myself. Contain this as much as possible.

>>45008021
why they are very special of coarse. You'll learn why soon

>>45008004
>>45008021
I just realized, this is not Jackson. Why Genestealers man? We already deal with them.

Also sorry Jacko, brain had a dumb and didn't notice the last line, thus making me think it was you.

>>45008026
>Wada nods at the Commisar.
Follow Order from... from... around dere...? Think was Leutnant. Or Sergeant...?

>>45008004
>lurking deep in the shadows
>watches the beast get loose

Well, that solves that question. I wonder how much trouble it will cause...

>moves deeper into the dark
>ascends a shaft via a pipe

>>45008035
Ah! Ambassador... I'll do my best, we've run into some complications, we're actually running at emergency power right now, might take a while...

>>45008077
>>45008026
Respectfully Sir, Wada and I had been following the orders of a Sargent but we're not sure where he is right now sir, we were separated so have reported here for orders.

>>45008074
>puts his arm around Jackson
>reeks of alcohol
What in Sanguinus' shiny golden chompers is going on mate.

>>45008074
Report Jackson.

>>45007853
>the strike cruiser has maneuvered itself to orbit alongside the Informal Penance. The symbol it bears is that of a shield with a motley of colors inside it, surrounded by yellow

>>45008004
Tyranids on board? Is this the second or third time, I can not remember. Sure as hell though, every kind of shit is apparently roaming into this ship.

>>45008004
>the lift comes to a halt on a level all too familiar to everyone. It looks kinda like the level their all on now
>A set of giant claws rips through the door then lets out a massive roar to be heard by everyone on the level
>Three more slightly smaller ones claw through the lift floor and join the first
>they all start running down various hallways looking for a meal

>>45008076
It is me. These are not genestealers though. Think more deathclaw sized.

>Alice reaches the group and looks across those assembled, both old and new.
I see we have a Commissar now? 'bout bloody time.

>>45008074
Where's he off to in a hurry? What happened this time?

>>45008132
Tyranids were on Verasii's ship and I think it's.........the 4th time now, including that.

Also internet is doing it again. Might be best to just retcon Alice waking up and hope for the best.

>>45008132
At this point I think there are more heretics and xenos on this ship than loyal Imperials.

>>45008195
The psyker is the least heretical, the situation is not good at all.

>>45008098
Indeed? I've recently made some new... friends. Shall I bid them to assist you?

>>45008195
loyal imperial convict and chem addict

>>45008165
>Cast a gaze of mild annoyance
You would be better informed than I, however if I find a shred of evidence pointing to the harboring of Xenos aboard this vessel.
>Interrupting himself to stride down after Jackson

>>45008162
>observes from a darkened grate

Hm... I should kill him, so that the beasts might break through and have the desired effect. But how to do so without their realising I'm here...?

>>45008162
>Wada is thinking about following the Lieutnant.

What we get to fight?

does that with the heretics and xenos happen often?

>>45008195
Amen.

Although Penal Regiment man, Heresy is to be expected even inside your water bottle.

>>45008162
Uhm... Guys?
>Pointing towards the elevator shaft doors that are being teared out from the inside.

>>45008233
>chuckles lightly and mutters to himself
you won't find any of them zenus 'ere

>>45008162
>screams are heard throughout the level
>Jackson's men are running past with heavy weapons
>They seem to be running to the roars and screams
>they reach up to their ear piece every so often to respond to orders

>>45008216
>Urgency in her voice given the situation.
Please tell me they're human, we have newcomers that might not welcome Xeno aid RIGHT NOW.

>>45008252
Takes the shotgun off his shoulder and points it towards the shaft doors

>>45008257
Heh heh heh... you'd be surprised where the shits can turn up.

>>45008252
>pulls a choppa from his belt
looks like meats back on the menu boyz

>>45008279
I promise you won't be disappointed.
everybody near a porthole roll a d100 for perception.

>Starts praying loudly.

Stand, O warriors of the Emperor!
Let no despair fall upon thy blessed hearts!
Stand and fight!
For it is by thy sacrifice that thee shall be remembered!
>>45008252
Not mine! I bless all of my water before I drink it.

>>45008257
>stumbles in the assembly
And *hic* who is this strapping young guardsman?
*hic*
now heres a role model boys. Es' on a ship and he's still on green camo.

Carry on troop.

>>45008264
>Having followed the commotion is now faced with the rampage of a genestealer in a hallway filled with Humans
Emperor, guide my bolter...
>Muttering a chant under his breath, almost ragged he pulled the bolt pistol and chainsword, revving it as he shoots accusing glares at the men surrounding
Not a single step is to be taken back until that Xenos head is mounted upon the bridge!
>The booming voice of the Commissar could be heard by many nearby

>>45008264
>>45008252
Well now, looks like someone's pets got loose...

>stays back, rather unconcerned
>puts his boots up on the table, shotgun on his lap, pointed at the door

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>45008311
Rollan.

>>45008264
>Reaches for the Comm-bead as the Shaft doors begint to falter.
Jackson, tell me Medbay is secured.
Tell me the quarters are secured.

Hell tell me any part of the ship is. I don't want the unconscious, the wounded and the asleep to be attacked by surprise!

>reaches into a pocket and pulls out a combat stimm, jamming it into his leg.

Emperor protect us.

>>45008353
ow bout I take a step forward and smash it's teef in?

>>45008264

>>45008279
>>45008285
>>45008292
>>45008303
>>45008347
>One of the creatures turns a corner looking at the group
>it lets out a lout roar
>a second one comes barreling down a second corridor with a penal trooper hanging from it's mouth
>they both seem to have various las shots and bolt hits. The missing chunks are quickly starting to knit themselves together.

>>45008353
Their not genestealers. But now that one of you saw them you know what they look like

>>45008356
Eh.. just throw a boot at it.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>45008389
>throws a boot

>>45008389
>Fires his shotgun at one of the creatures looking at us.

d100 roll?

>>45008387
My bad, on phone right now, will be back on laptop soon, thought I saw something about genestealer

>>45008387
Finally a Guardsman with some guts, Emperor guide you.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>45008389
Alright they regen wounds.
>Unholsters the Neural Shredder.
Aim for the head. Fuck their brain.
>Aims towards one of the Lizards hoping that the Shredder will be enough to fry their brains out.

>>45008357
>over the vox
Yes it is. They seem to just be on your sector.
>moving of papers
Watch out they have a regeneration factor of seven. That's insane.
I'm looking for a weakness now.


>>45008421
yes 1d100 is for combat

>>45008421
rolling for this post

>>45008431
>The weapon isn't charged.

Fuck.

>Holsters it.

>Unsheathes C'tan Phase Sword.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>45008389
>yawns
>blasts a lizard with an explosive slug

In the employ of the Inquisition, and I'm still not paid enough for this shit...

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>45008389
>charges at the first beast swinging the choppa in the air

FOR THAT EMPRAH GIT!

>>45008446
Can't we just burn to a crisp?
>swigs
>looks at bottle
How bout if we douse it in Vodka?

>>45008446
Didn't we use 1d20 for combat, 1d100 everything else?

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>45008431
The brain?
Well, here we fucking go.
>Huffs some frenzon getting worked up
My life for the emperor!
>charges one of the creatures attempting to stab upward under the chin with the bayonet on his shotgun.

>>45008456
With me.
>Holds his chainsword aloft
For the Emperor!
>Begins charging with reckless abandon towards the beast
I want to hit them with my sword.

Rolled 5, 13 = 18 (2d20)

>>45008402
>The boot merely bounces off

>>45008466
>the slug takes off a good portion of it's lower arm and claw but it's quickly coming back

>>45008474
no clue I've been told different every time

the first roll is against delta the second for not an ork

THROUGH YOUR SERVICE YOU ARE FORGIVEN FOR YOUR SINS! DIE IN HIS NAME AND JOIN HIM IN PARADISE!
>Starts reciting from the Lectitio Divinitatus.
Yes, I know that won't do anything.

>>45008489
Oi! Watch the teeth!

>>45008491
So he leads from the front. Yeah, I think I can work with this kid.

>>45008311
>the airlocks open as a storm eagle swoops in and lands.
>the doors open and five space marines exit, each wielding an eviscerator
Brothers, we must make our way to the command deck and destroy the foul xenos that threaten the crew.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>45008503
>The Assassin tries to parry the attack with her blade.

>>45008506
>Wada looks confused at the Preacher. The Ogryn draws his Ripper Gun.
We go see Emperor now?
>Wada looks around in search of the enemy.

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I. .
>Walks back out

>>45008503
>tries to headbutt the creature as a counter attack

>>45008553
>on the vox
Delta. I'm sealing all lifts to your floor so they can't escape.
Don't let them eat anything that's how they regenerate.
Why is all my information on paper?
>yelling to someone else
move those men to junction 3

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>45008503
>Arcing his swing, perhaps setting a record for "most overswing" as he nigh blindly brings it upon his foe
The Emperor guides my blade!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>45008573
oops forgot to roll

>>45008556
>Point down the corridor at the xeno.
Do not be afraid. If you live you gain the Emperor's favor. If you die, His eternal reward.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>45008503

Alright, alright.

Just had this issued.

>pulls out a new boltpistol

Burn the Heretic!
>fires
Kill the Mutant!
>fires
Purge the Unclean!
>fires

>>45008586
>>45008536
"Brother Sergeant Behrend, this lift is inoperable."
"We will use our jump packs to scale the shaft."

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>45008586
>Stabbing the beast multiple times in quick succession to keep it back and have time to talk.

Easier said than done! These things seem bloody notice any kind of damage!

>Keeps stabbing furiously

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>45008605
>Follows the Preachers instructions and joins the fight unloading a clip of his Ripper Gun into the xeno.

Hope reward shiny.

>>45008592
>the slash lands on it's face blinding its left eye

>>45008595
>the choppa finds some soft flesh between two bony plates

>>45008610
>the bolt rounds seem to be stunning the creature from the rapid hits.

>>45008643
>The massive shells from the ripper gun completely blast apart one of the creatures head and it falls over twiching

>Wakes up again after having a nightmare about a snow demon.

>>45008643

>Hears distant gunfire from outside, checks his weapon collection for his current favorites, and hits his comm

"This is Throne Agent Greely, I'm hearing Weapons fire from outside my quarters, i need a sitrep!"

>>45008669

Did >>45008489 land or am I RIP?

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>45008669
Bring it down soldiers!

Don't let it recover!

Big guns never tire.
>aims for the head

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>45008669
>Casts a gaze over his shoulder
Fight on, witness the strength of Humanity this day
>Turning back the Xenos he fires with the same blind faith as he swung the chainsword

>>45008627
Delta, I got it.
>ruffling of papers
You need to destroy the brain and the heart at the same time otherwise they just regenerate the other organ.
If they are anything before then it'll just grow back. You must destroy both. The heart is located behind the thickest plate on the chest almost dead center

>>45008686
>Greely hears a roar not too far from his left

>>45008643
The shiniest, Wada.
>>45008669
PRAISE THE EMPEROR, FOR HE GUIDES US TO VICTORY!
>Points at it.
DO NOT STOP UNTIL THE ALIEN IS DESTROYED!
>>45008686
>Comms.
"PREACH-Preacher Vimes here, xeno incursion! Situation under control for now, but it regenerates!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>45008686
>Hears the Comm and answers.
Me Wada. We fighting da Xeno.
>You hear the sound of a Ripper Gun go off.

>>45008669
>The Ogryn fires anoth clip from his Ripper Gun, after seeing the results.

Rolled 11, 12 + 5 = 28 (2d20 + 5)

>>45008716
ROGER!
>With a quick swing upwards, the blade Phases out of reality I'm giving a +5 for that to reach the heart behind the beast's natural armor and the attack's trajectory follows towards the brain.

>>45008617
>>45008669
>with a pained tearing sound, the elevator door on the command deck bursts open, spilling out five angry space marines wearing a patchwork of different armor marks and colors, they each wield an eviscerator and a jump pack

>>45008716

>readies his hellpistol

>>45008718

>Stows the hellpistol and readies the Gauss Flayer

Shit I muss the days when the shotgun would be enough. Speaking of

>Hits his comm

Rax! The shotgun I gave you is loaded with Executioner rounds! You will NOT miss!

>Turns it off

The things I to to inspire Morale... Those are expensive..

>Goes out into the corridor, Gauss flayer aimed down to the left

Rolled 12, 11 = 23 (2d20)

>>45008694
oh I guess I missed that, sorry
>Your attack would have done a lot of damage but a few ripper gun shots tore through it's face

>>45008697
>The shots are starting to go wide more that they hit.

>>45008706
>It seems to have smartened up and starts to dodge and aim for your sword
rolling to smash your weapon

>>45008763
>A much larger one, the Matriarch, starts running at you with the blood of several men on it's snout

the other is for regen

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>45008761
iz they on our side?
>points at the gaggle of marines

>>45008669
come ere you beauty!
>smashes the choppa down again

>>45008761
>Mildly surprised by the appearance of the Emperor's finest he pauses, giving enough time for a Xeno to be upon him.
Witness the Emperor's chos-
>An appendage smites his arm heavily before being blasted away by a Brothers fire, falling to his knees and grasping the wound, wargear falling to the floor

>>45008806
>the marines spot the Matriarch and charge with their jump packs

>>45008806
Taking a hit from that attack because of distraction

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>45008806
Ahh sure, be grand
>in a frenzy from the combat drugs keeps stabbing at the creature firing his shotgun whenever he stabs in.
Kill the alien!

>>45008743
>>45008806

So uh... RIP me or RIP he?

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>The usual static of the ships internal speakers crackled to life
*cough*
"Ah sorry about that listeners! Back once it is I! Guardsman Pete!
>Gunshots in the background
"We're currently orbiting Gospriya now and the ground temperature is a toasty 35 degrees and I'll be with you till the early evening!"
>Mic fades out and https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dG1F89DetCM start's playing
>Mic cut's in
"Can I get a Rewind!"
>Record Scratches and start's playing from the beginning again.

Rolled 2 - 8 (1d20 - 8)

>>45008743
>>45008847
>the strike on it's heart misses by the smallest of margins but the face is almost split in two
>it is still attacking but is rather sluggish

>>45008837
>it takes a swing at the distracted commissar

>>45008807
>jumps on the back of the green guardsman.
Bring me closer to big one. Big one.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>45008806

>Levels the Gauss Flayer at the charging... thing.. and fires

unless it already rushed him and knocked him down, in which case a -2 penalty seems reasonable

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>45008825
>Dashes out to the commissar, grabbing him under the shoulders and pulling him back.
The Emperor has need of you still!
>>45008867
>Pulling the commissar out of the way.

>>45008869
YOU GOT IT BOSS!
>charges at the matriarch screaming like a cultist with a Slaanesh Demonette up his uethra
WAAAAAAGH!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>45008867
>>45008825
>>45008891

Dat negative tho.
>Easily moves closer to the Commissar to help pulling him away from the apparently blind beast.
>Holding him by the arm.

Commissar, these beasts regen anything unless their brain and heart are out at the same time. We might need some heavier weapons.

Rolled 16, 9, 5, 5, 18 = 53 (5d20)

>>45008867
>Assault Sergeant Behrend swipes at the Matriarch with his eviscerator while his battle brothers hold off any approaching lizard things
>>45008761
No bolters here, only chainsaw greatswords.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>45008867
>The Ogryn tries to fire his Ripper Gun, before realizing that his clips are empty. He starts to hold his Ripper Gun like a club and runs up to the lizard.
Emperor... am here!

>>45008895
AAARRGHH!!!

Throw me on the head!!!

>>45008904
second reply meant for >>45008825

>>45008867
>Trying to stand he doesn't spare much attention for the attacking Xeno
>>45008891
>>45008901
>Being picked up by the two helping significantly as he is pulled away just in time. Fighting against them slightly.
Leave me... do we have any Melta weapons aboard, we may need to support the Astartes.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>45008914
>grabs the Lt. and launches him at the beast
kicks it's teef in!

Rolled 20, 16, 20 = 56 (3d20)

>>45008872
>the shot vaporizes a good chunk of the shoulder but the charge still goes through
>it takes a mighty swing at Greely before the marines collide with it.

>>45008843
>In his drugged up state he doesn't notice he's attacking the arms not the torso

>>45008901
if only that was an attack

>>45008904
The marines start ripping at the beast but mostly find the strikes hitting the bony plates only a few hit some key arias

the other two are regen

>>45008862
"What is this CRAP? We're in a firefight and he plays lullabies?"

>>45008904
"Space Marines? Where do you guys keep coming from? Did Don Chango send you boys?"

>>45008944
"Something like that, if it's absolutely necessary. Don't want to hole something vital if we can av->>45008981

>WHAM! The throne agent goes flying into a wall, but seems more pissed off than actually hurt as the autosanguine does it's work.

"Got my own healing factor...asshole.."

>>45008969
>Overshoots
>Goes in a vent shaft

>>45009001

>tries to get up

"Just wait, you shit.."

>Shakes his head

"There's like three of them now!"

Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>45008981
>the one on the ground hes regenerated it's head and is trying to stand
>the one that Delta had slashed is looking almost perfectly fine. seems he ate more that the others

>>45008904
>The Matriarch turns to swipe at the Marines

>>45009014
sorry bout that boss...

>>45009001
>Pushes himself free of support, leaning against a wall as he applies pressure to his wound.
Repairs can be made to steel, though not as easy to flesh.
>Looking toward the Preacher.
My pistol, Preacher.

>>45008862
"Now as promised on yesterdays show I have gift from Ozymandias Buckingham Jr III himself to thank all of you for the hard work you put in to making his wedding a magical moment"
>sounds of DJ pete moving round the studio and dropping some things before the sound of OBJ reading A Tale of Two Cities is heard.
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times, it was the age of wisdom, it was the age of foolishness, it was the epoch of belief........."
>Part way through the sound of door opening and quiet whisper shout is heard
"They don't like do something else!"
>The DJ get's back on the mic
"Who else remembers that game saving interception made by OBJ in last years Ultra Bowl?!?!?!! Let's remember it together with the song played on that day!"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DOcHZjMKBL8 start's playing

>>45008944
Probably in the armory sir, but that's on another level.

My Phase Sword seems to have done some damage on that one, but I didn't manage to pierce deep enough to hit both the heart and the brain.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>45008981
>Stands up, in the middle of the chaos, spreading his arms wide.
STAND FIRM, SOLDIERS! THE SONS OF THE EMPEROR STAND WITH US! CRUSH THE ALIEN SCUM! FOR THE EMPEROR!

>Inspiration/demoralization.

>>45009039
>He passes him the pistol, hand shaking ever so slightly.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>45009034
>as it tries standing up I try climbing on it and stabbing it again and again through the head
Why! Won't! You! Die!

>>45009051
SOMEONE TURN THAT ZOGGIN' MUSIC OFF!

>>45009034
>The marines duck under the lizard's claw, but it manages to knock off Behrend's helmet, revealing a bearded face and an eye patch with no augmetics.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>45009036
Don't worry im okay!

>>45009034
>Jumps of the head

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>>45009092
well it'll be dead now

>>45009087
>Snatches up the Pistol, giving it a quick once over before his eyes seem to light up somewhat
>>45009058
Do you entrust your life to the Emperor, wholly and fully?
>He seems to have pulled a Krak grenade from his belt, must have been requisitioned before deployment.

>>45009039
" Hey, you're a Commisar, did Verasii send for you?"

>>45009051
"At this point I'd prefer silence, but at least it's not that crap from earlier."

>Draws his hellpistol, the Gauss flayer having been knocked out of reach.

"Just gotta wait for the world to stop spinning."

>His head's cut a little.

Rolled 9, 7 = 16 (2d20)

>>45009034
>>45009058
Speaking of the devil.
>Runs towards the previously slashed Deathclaw.
Missed me baby?

>>45009051
>Overhears.
>Gets even angrier
WHY AREN'T THEY HELPING!?!

>Tries to repeat the manouver from last time.

Without bonus because the beast will probably see this coming.

Rolled 15, 13, 12, 7, 18 = 65 (5d20)

>>45009034
>the marines surround the creature, slashing at it with their massive two handed chainswords

Rolled 13, 1 = 14 (2d20)

>>45009058
>heavy las fire, and the occasional heavy weapon shot along with shouting is closing from a nearby corridor


>>45009092
>the shots start doing quite a bit of damage to it
rolling for your luck

>>45009106
is that on or off?

>>45009101
>it takes another mighty swing at the remaining marines

>>45009153
>it seems to realize that Delta is a major threat and swiftly pimp slaps her across the room

>>45009130
>Still fighting.
Yes sir, no matter what happens! I trust my soul and body to the Emperor!

>>45009176
>the beast overextends, leaving an opening for a solid hit by a marine

>>45009146
>Grimacing he pulls himself to standing, managing to somewhat level his pistol into the fray
Introductions can be done when the Xeno has fallen.
>>45009178
>Hobbling to her side he thrusts the Krak grenade into her hand.
Make it count.

>>45009176
Which roll is the pimp slap?

>>45009176
on.

>>45009176
>>45009200
oops, I thought the 1 was for me, ignore that.

>>45009178
>>45009176
>>45009169
>>45009146
>>45009130
>Exits out of a private quarters room off to the side and walks through the combat with a pair of head phones on listening to the radio while doing paper work as he walks away
>Dodges a attack from one the lizards, doesn't break stride or look up
"Sorry not today, I'm extremely busy."

>>45009176

"Five-Niner! He's wide open!"

>Greely's autosanguine gets to work on the headwound, but he's still got the wind knocked out of him

>>45009212
given the response order, i'm assuming one

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>45009169
>the slashes are doing tremendous damage but it's not going deep enough to score a kill
>it lets out a billowing roar
>the final creature leaps at the cluster of marines from behind
+5 for sneak

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>45009201
>>45009228
>Instead of being slapped away the Callidus Assassin uses the slapping arm as a platform to get closer to the beast's face.
>Tries to jog the live crack grenade down into it's throat.
>She closes the eye closest to the manouver and half-closes the other one knowing this might, and most likely will hurt.
Emperor presserve me...

>>45009255
>>45009281
Shit the post appeared after I posted mine, want me to recton that?

>>45009051
>A phone ringing jingle is played
"Trooper Gladraw has been in touch with the show, boys and girls! He has a message for his family back home that he didn't kill that cat and it was Bludro who took the money from mums draw not him."
>DJ Pete then whispers in mic
"Psst Gladraw I've only got 1/8 ball at the moment but it's top quality meet me in the crew quarters after the show and as for that other stuff I've never heard of it.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=N8i5NLyXZdc fades in
"If you want to request a song like Gladraw did or send a message home get in contact with us via any comm link on the ship or come visit us in person on deck 16B!"
>Bubble noises from a water pipe as the mic fades into the song.

>>45009230
>tries to grab unto the head of the biggest one
Come here ugly.

>>45009298
nah just assume the one applied to both. dumb lizards.

>>45009281
>The blast shreds through the chest and blasts the head across the room with a loud splat.
>Delta only receives a few small bone shards in her lower arms

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>45009338
forgot to roll

Rolled 16, 13, 16, 14, 13 = 72 (5d20)

>>45009365
>The marines turn to the remaining creatures and begin cleaning up

>>45009365
>grabs Delta and pulls them away from the gore
you wont me to throw you too?

>>45009281
>Breaks a short grin, arms hanging weakly at his sides as the explosion echoes. Tearing the cloth strung around his waist he binds the wound as best he can.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>45009323

>starts getting up, still woozy.

>Puts away the hellpistol, recognizing he's in no shape to shoot, and unhooks the powersword from his magbelt.

>Slowly begins moving towards one of these lizard fuckers, escrimador stance improving as more time passes, and unchambers the sword from over his shoulder and brings it overhead towards the xeno's neck in a / chopping motion, rechambering it on his left shoulder.

-2 for still being dizzy

Rolled 1, 14 + 5 = 20 (2d20 + 5)

>>45009380
>Rex is barely holding on as Gladraw fires shell after shell into it.
rolling to swipe the both off

>>45009382
>the smaller creature is ripped apart by the combined weight of the slashes

rolling for The Matriarch regen(+5)

>>45009365
>Falls down to the ground yelping in pain.
Shit, frack, Warp Damn it that hurts!

>She slowly gets up holding her arm.

Ugh! Sma- Smash that head that went flying! Make sure it doesn't regenerate again!

... Why it must always be the emperor-damned fracking arm...?

>>45009383
Negative, but thank you ogry-

Wait a minute...
You're not an ogryn...

>>45009428

>WHIFF!

"Guess i'm still not all back yet. Where the hell did these things come from?"

>>45009461
>puts a finger against his lips
shud up ya git

>>45009440
>apparently the beast can't grab either of you.

>>45009428
>>45009440
>The swing misses and the Matriarch stands up it it's full height over Greely

>>45009490
Ah, frack it after what I've seen working side by side with us by now I don't really care if you're greenskin, ogryn or tyranid or wathever. Welcome to the regiment, I won't tell anyone.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>45009440
>Gladraw attempts to sstab down into the creature with the bayonet and hold onto the shotgun to stay on the creature and keep attacking.

Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>45009496
>it goes to bite Greely's arm off

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>45009496
>tries to ram his chainsword into an eye-socket
Look at this you twit!

>>45009507
thanks boss
>pats them on the head roughly

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>45009496
>Raising his bolt pistol far in the back, actually taking time to level and aim the gun he pulls the trigger rhythmically.
It isn't finished!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>45009496

the one that Five-niner just decapitated with a grenade?

>Adopts a defensive stance, but gets ready to dodge

>>45009522
Well fuck

>>45009522

>It's jaws clamp down on the reinforced sphess metal used in augmentations. It's not coming off, but Greely's getting swung around pretty good.

"This is just ~hurls~ not my day!"

>>45009512
>>45009531
>between Gladraw destroying the heart and Rex liquefying the brain the creature falls over dead

>>45009544
Now only the Matriarch is left with a Greely arm it it's mouth. Would you like to lose the right or left?

>>45009534
Commissar, the creature appears to have regenerative properties! Do you have a flamer on hand?

>>45009532
>Surprisingly enough the Callidus Assassin's head is tough enough to not even notice the sheer force the ork is putting into each tap.
>That somehow made her feel appreciated for once outside of her relationship with Alice though.
Good... now just... just help me get up, Emperor damn it why it's always the sword's arm?

>>45009598
I got me Burna in ma bunk!
>a wide grin spreading across his face

>>45009323
>Music fades out, AIR HORNS
"New Music ALERT fans!"
>AIR HORNS
"Taylor Shwifty has dropped a new huge tune"
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e-ORhEE9VVg starts fading in
"A reminder if you want to be on the show you gotta get up here before 2000 on deck 16B!"

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>45009583
>The Ogryn runs up to Greely and attempts to free him. Wada raises his Ripper Gun to smash it on the Matriarchs Neck.
Me gonna help!

sorry, was gone for a bit

>>45009611
>lifts the assassin up with one hand and pops them on two feet

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>45009598
>>45009620
Guardsman, fetch that... "Burner".
That man currently being swung around by his arm may have one, but as you can see he is indisposed at the moment.
>Returning to firing repeatedly

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>45009593
Twists the bayonet and tries to cut off the creatures head to be good and sure it's dead.
rolling in case that needs a roll

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>45009593

[spoilers]Dude it's a reinforced space alloy type thing. It's not coming off so easy. That said, Greely is not in a good spot. I'd imagine it's got a hold of his left (cannon) arm and could probably grab him and use it's hands to pull it free of the socket, if I don't land this next sword strike[/spoiler]

>Greely pulls up and thrusts the power sword st the creature's throat

-4 penalty awkward position/disoriented

Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>45009645
>>45009658
Between the club to the head and the precise shots it is forced to drop Greely.
rolling for how much damage the bite caused to it.

>>45009674
>the head plops off and the liquid brain pours out the back of the skull

>>45009658
On it mr fancypants!
>runs in the direction of the sleeping quarters
I'm gonna fetch ol' skorhy

>>45009687
Ceramite would be the material in that case, just so you know

>>45009658
>holds the head of the creature aloft
One for the bridge as requested sir!

>starts reloading his shotgun.

>>45009687
>The strike lands and rips open the neck spilling blood all over Greely as he falls to the floor

also if you want to add a negative modifier you need to put 1d20+-4

>>45009652
Thank you.
>>45009658

>Holding her arm.
Commissar, do you have any other krak grenades to throw at that beast? I fear a flamer might not be enough, it's... huge...

>>45009733
>Can't help but give a smile
Excellent work Guardsman, a shining example, now finish this fight for the Imperium!
>Is back to leaning against the wall, blood escaping the bound wound and leaking down his coat.

>picks up a shotgun from one of the corpses
Alright, now where momma?

>>45009752
Is that all of them?

>>45009752

>Collapses to the ground after being dropped, but starts propping himself on his left arm. The buster has large bite marks over it. It's probably not a good idea for him to fire it right now.

>>45009763
>enters back in the room with a pair of welding gogglez and a large cigar in his mouth.

IT MAY BE BIG BUT I'M THE BIGGEST!

>Presents a abnormaly large Burna with a crude mouth painted on the nozzle

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>45009645
>the bleeding Matriarch turns to swing at it's clubbing attacker

>>45009801
Well this one is still alive it's just getting bashed and stabbed and shot.

>>45009851
I meant alive for now...

Rolled 6 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>45009820

>Crawls over to the Gauss Flayer and snatches it, continuing to backpedal before taking a shot with it. He's still disoriented but wants this fight over.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>45009851
>unleashes a torrent of flame upon the creature.
who's hungry for fried lizard?

Rolled 16, 9, 1, 8, 2 = 36 (5d20)

>>45009851
Come, let us finish this brothers!
>the space marines attack the Matriarch

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>45009851
>Wada readies himself before swinging the Ripper Gun into the Matriarchs Stomach.

>>45009877

fuck RNGesus hates me today

"If I could hit anything, I'd be dangerous.."

>>45009893
Aim it higher! Start the burning over its face!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>45009931
>steps forward focusing the flames on the creatures face

>>45009626
"As always all invitations to the studio exclude all members of engineering, I'm not letting those freaks near me again!"
>Coughs
"News is coming in that we have a infestation in the lower decks."
>Ruffles paper followed by a loud bang,
"In galactic news There have been reports of dark eldar raiding partys on the outer fringes of the system."
"In sports the Praetorian Predators have been having the worst season in their history and is blamed on their trade of their star line back OBJ with the inquisition for a predator tank.
>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UclCCFNG9q4 fades in

>>45009851
>fires several shotgun slugs
Die already! You scale backed rock slicker!

>>45009924
if anyone can hit something we had one roll over 10

>>45009877
>misses wide

>>45009893
>>45009954
>the fire is missing somehow... twice

>>45009898
>only one man is able to land a solid hit on the creature

>>45009915
>The clubbing isn't as effective on the Bony plates

rolling to slash at the marines

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>45009982

>>45009982
>Curses under his breath, levelling the pistol with the beasts heart.
The Emperor wills it.
>Forcefully he fires the last bolt he has at the beast.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>45009982
ZOGGIN HELL HOW AM I MISSING!?
>proceeds to smash the base of the Burna on the creatues face.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>45010021

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>45009982
Emperor damn it
>Seeing her phase blade's arm is hurt and filled with pieces of bone and her neural shredder is not loaded, LIX grabs a holt of her Boltgun and aims for the beat's head.

>>45010031
guess I'm more suited to choppy

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>45009982
>throws his other boot at it

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>45009982
[/spoiler]clearly the fire just isn't catching[/spoiler]

>Gets up into a crouch-firing position. Although he is no longer disoriented, he is pissed and fires at the creature as soon as he has a bead on it

[spoiler[no more penalties.[/spoiler]

>>45010031
because orks and accuracy work together only in melee

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>45009982
>Wada staggers for a Moment before turning around and trying yet again to smash the Matriarchs Neck with his Ripper Gun.
Die you...

>>45010035
Emperor god dammit, take the wheel.

>>45010043
Beast's*

>>45010031
>The face visibly cracks from the force of the hit

>>45010035
>good news you hit something. bad news you harmlessly hit a marines shoulder

>>45010043
The concentrated bolt rounds cause the head to explode into gory bits

>>45010070
>Gets logged in the neck

>>45010077
>it is the most spectacular miss ever witnessed

>>45010089
>The concentrated smashing and ripper shells rip apart the torso and the heart inside.

>Looks up
>yawns wide

Damn, must've fallen asleep. Must be getting old. Maybe I should get a juvenat...

>>45010077

fug

>The Gauss Flayer powers down for some strange reason.

>"Well, shit.. I know these things don't use ammo. Perhaps it just needs to recharge. I hope."

>Pins the xeno gun back to his magnetic belt, and goes to whip out the hellpistol, when he remembers the buster.

"Fuck it."

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>45010124
Well that fucking worked better than all the shots i fired today.

>fires a slug to the face of the beast